Who Wants To Have a Threesome With Shlongy (6171 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.36 on 253 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by A-ListerShlongy (View user info) at 2008-02-01 20:57:58 EST
And Lisa?
THE LINE STARTS HERE.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-30 17:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's funny...that chick on the right reminded me of YOU, because she wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Also, the woman on the right reminds me of the subjects in this dude's airbrushing portfolio:
http://homepage.mac.com/gapodaca/digital/bikini/bikini1.html
It really is pretty phenomenal what these people can do.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-30 13:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy is the only A-Lister who even visits this dump anymore. You should be sending me presents.
Sico has driven them all away...with the help of Mrs. Ed.
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Careful Shlongy...don't give me that much credit or it'll inflate my ego that much more causing my attention-whoreishness to soar to an all time high.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-30 13:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I could have swore it was your distinct lack of anything resembling humor. You used to crack a one liner that would make people, sometimes even me, laugh but now you throw around remnants of "one time hits" that just reek of urine and bitterness, much like your hospital gown. I think it's time you retire.
Let's not forget that anyone who claims to be an A-lister here is really just calling themselves the biggest loser.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-30 13:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy is the only A-Lister who even visits this dump anymore. You should be sending me presents.
Sico has driven them all away...with the help of Mrs. Ed.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-30 13:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You just haven't been paying attention lately, have you? Ubers standards have lowered substantially, and the current height requirement for B-List is only three apples tall. So Shlongy sneaks in by an errant hair.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-30 13:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wigger still makes me laugh.
And you get up to date. You being a standard D7 lister you wouldn't know but shlongy can never get above the C-list. He doesn't meet height requirements.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-30 13:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Get up to date wigger. Shlongy's a solid B+ lister now.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-30 12:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-30 12:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-04-29 23:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fail.
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Great, anoter fucking retarded noob trying to retaliate by -2ing old posts. GTFO Richie.
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Great, another fucking retarded noob trying to suck up to a C-lister.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-30 12:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
These cheerleaders are probably 5'4", poor shlongy.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-30 12:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-04-29 23:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fail.
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Great, anoter fucking retarded noob trying to retaliate by -2ing old posts. GTFO Richie.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-30 12:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Richie, below.
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-04-29 23:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fail.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-02-26 02:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This is a fun photo...
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-10-21 11:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-28 18:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sure you do. Life will never be the same for you when we're through.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-08-28 17:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Certainly not Sage.
But points for you anyway! :)
Karma's MY bitch.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-28 17:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, according to the keyboardist in Spinal Tap, you are supposed to: "Have a good time...all the time".
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2008-08-28 16:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You always look like you're having a good time.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why? Shlongy has never done you any harm.
Yet.
Submitted by Shadecaster (user info) at 2008-07-24 19:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please kill yourself Schlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-23 11:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That depends...are you a broad?
If so, you are IN.
Submitted by zeuxfaux (user info) at 2008-06-22 22:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I join, would you promise to let me bring my dildo collection?
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-22 20:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's a pass chief-a-rooni.
But I'll take sloppy seconds on the cheerleaders.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-22 19:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats...You're in!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-22 19:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sign me up
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Then I'm afraid you have to be out.
Submitted by Shadecaster (user info) at 2008-06-03 16:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm in if Schlongy isn't there.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-02 17:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll need it after this next post...thanks in advance.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-02 15:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pre-emptive +2 then.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-02 15:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I have a post in me...I may do one tonight.
If it goes as expected, and I have a few drinks first, it'll be well worth the wait.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-02 15:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can you please post something awesome already....Uber sucks. No one is posting anything good. Save it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-25 19:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eating a Swanson Dinner For One on Memorial Day weekend, below.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-24 21:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The man in this picture is certainly an ugly one indeed.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-24 18:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've been extremely busy...playing golf and boating....Oh, and losing $600 on the Savannah gambling boat today.
I'll get to it in the nest two days. Promise.
I hope I sober up.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-05-24 18:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
where my pictures at?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll get you one in the next few days...WITH the Rancid hat, even though that hat ISN'T IN SEASON.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
preferably WITH the rancid hat.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
we needs us a new shlongy camwhore for the uberdirectory.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Those girls are scary looking.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's no worm...that sounds like a copperhead.
I'd move out immediately.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-09 01:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SCHLONGY What the FUCK are those worm things that have antennae and can move in either direction around here? Are those the Floridian love bug things that, if cut in half, become 2 separate bugs? I'm watching my cat try ton kill one ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR and having a mild heart attack. We don't have bugs like that in Jersey, we just have lots of tomatoes and garbage. This is one of the nastiest creepy crawlies I have ever seen. The cat's been playing with it for an hour and it still won't die. Ew he's eating it now. There better be just one of those, if they come in droves I'm moving.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116540
Howay Shlongy. Are you up for this?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
But I like SC..at least I like Hilton Head and Bluffton.
I made the 157 mile drive home in 2 hours and 8 minutes.
The whores must have been on hiatus last night or I certainly would have been with at least 3 of them.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should go to Group Therapy, my favorite bar downtown. Not sure if it's in the Vista or 5 Points. Wild Wings in Sandhills is great on Saturday nights. Lots of slores, you'd love it.
Columbia does suck, I can't wait to get the fuck out of here. It's also too damned hot. Fuck SC in general, "smiling faces" my ass.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oathmeal's picture is in the encyclopedia right next to the description of "unfunny obsessed asshole".
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ. Your nose has it's own nose.
I'll be a coke dealer can spot you from a mile away.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So I noticed....
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the answer to your title could be deathjester and his little brother
head for the hills!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope...wasn't me. I did spend a bunch of time at Jillians (where I could find parking), Oyster Bar, and 2 or 3 other bars whose names escape me on the Vista.
One bar I was in last night had a collection of the worst kareoke (sp?) singers of all time, but it was one of the broads' birthday and they were hammered so I stayed for a while.
Bought their entire table a drink.
Didn't even get blown as a "thank you".
Fuck Columbia.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Schlongy Dearest: That is SO WEIRD because I specifically went to this post to ask you if you were in a Columbia post office this afternoon. It would be even more ironic if you were, because I was there sending Brendan a 12 lb box of USA goodies, and I know you love him so.
I do not wish for the magic serum.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-05 18:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PS. Someone let Val know that Shlongy is driving to Columbia, SC tonight for US District Court Jury Duty for the next few days and nights...just in case she's hungry for some of Shlongy's magic serum
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-30 21:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-30 21:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-30 07:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
But I'll be laughing plenty before that when you're bagging my fries or cutting my lawn, Glenn.
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I can assure you that the only thing I'll be 'bagging' is your wife's ugly face before I assrape her just to spite you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-30 09:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DID THEY HAVE BIG DICKS?
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-04-30 08:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ive shagged those dudes.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-30 07:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
But I'll be laughing plenty before that when you're bagging my fries or cutting my lawn, Glenn.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-30 01:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll have the last laugh when you die first, old man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-28 20:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Never heard the Guy Carbonneau comparison but I would certainly take it over the Robert Englund one.
I can deal with the Woody Harrelson one, too.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-28 19:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it just me or has anyone ever told you you remind them of the Habs' coach?
http://www.theslot.com.br/2007/139/pix/guy.jpg
http://cdn.nhl.com/canadiens/fr/bc/images/_static/webupload/510/1994_2.jpg
haha theslot.com
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-28 11:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Glenn: How do you manage to type so well with all of that semen on your fingers? And, in your eyes?
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-28 11:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I had a dollar for every time you were a cocksucker, Shlongy, I'd be filthy fucking rich because you're a dinosaur.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-27 09:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's a good one, Glenn. I bet you're a hit at all of the parties you get invited to.
Oh, wait. Never mind.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-25 00:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HI I'M SHLONGY I'M OLD AND PAST MY PRIME BUT HAVE THE INTELLECT OF A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-25 00:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-24 14:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Glenn: Please pull up your pants...your asscrack is showing again.
A "courtesy wipe" probably wouldn't be a bad idea, either.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-24 13:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS THIS POST IS STILL SHITHOUSE.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2008-04-24 01:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-18 21:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NICE SELF PORTRAIT.
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You are such a dumbass.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116202
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-23 20:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
schlongy!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-23 19:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU SURE TOLD ME, ZITUS!!!
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nobody
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-20 19:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's true. :(
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-17 12:53:25 EDT (#)
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she doesn't have a dick, I don't think = (
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-17 10:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How's her mouth-to-dick though?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-17 09:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-15 23:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm brilliant and wonderful. i can do anything. also i'm CPR certified. it's getting ridiculous.
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I'll have to back her up on this one - she gave me mouth to mouth last night! ZING!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-17 09:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have admitted that I don't read most posts.
I know if they suck or not through ESP and my sheer brilliance.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-16 02:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I AM NOT A LIAR.
I reverted back to the former rating system because your post read like a FUCKING RERUN!
Post something other than "I WUB UBERSITE (and here's why)" and I will stick to my promise.
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Fine, but in all fairness there is no mention of my gratuitous love for this shithole in that particular post.
Which is why I suspect you didn't actually read it.
That, and the fact you don't actually read posts.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-15 23:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm brilliant and wonderful. i can do anything. also i'm CPR certified. it's getting ridiculous.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I AM NOT A LIAR.
I reverted back to the former rating system because your post read like a FUCKING RERUN!
Post something other than "I WUB UBERSITE (and here's why)" and I will stick to my promise.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-15 15:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-14 15:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I figured since I read that same exact post from you approximately 14 times, I could revert to my original rating for those kinds of posts.
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Whatever.
Like you read it.
No need to be forgetful AND a liar.
PUNK.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-15 14:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What can you do? And what are you looking for?
I'm about to go to the gym....then the golf course...but I will analyze your qualifications upon my return.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-15 14:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i need a job.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-14 15:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I figured since I read that same exact post from you approximately 14 times, I could revert to my original rating for those kinds of posts.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-14 13:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AUTO -1?
HELLO MCFLY.
sacinfrackinberderickenfracken...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-14 12:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That makes two of us.
Though mine always feel like that.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-12 18:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my loins are burning with desirez!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-12 08:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Val- I'll be in Columbia the week of May 2. Seriously. Probably staying for a few days, depending on how long the trial is.
I'll leave you my room number. Wear something edible.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-12 00:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Speak up, Shlongy, it's hard to hear you over the sound of your ugly.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-12 00:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
columbia. we haven't done it yet for reasons unknown.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-11 22:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Of course I am...Hilton Head...why, where the hell are you?
And why haven't we done it yet?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i've been, you know, generally sucking at life. are you in SC, too?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-11 08:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Val...where you been? I've missed spanking my monkey to thoughts of you!
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-11 00:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, i've missed you so.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sure I did...but that's DIFFERENT.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you said you would play with me?
:(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ON NO! AN "ugly" comment! I BETTER QUIT UBERSITE.
"GLENN" IS ON A RAMPAGE! COVER UP YOUR ANUSES!
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-07 09:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's a good thing for ugly dudes like you that some attractive people have to pose with you for photos as part of their work contract.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-06 07:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hello yourself! How's it goin', Eisenhauer?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-05 22:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
just popped by to say hello
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think it's very unusual at all that I can get an erection if the wind blows.
Submitted by chitowngirl (user info) at 2008-04-02 01:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you know what i find unsual about you? the fact that you always talk about getting *laid* *blown* *threesomes* or anything general about the sex in less than 24 hours from a post.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-01 19:55:10 EDT (#)
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You'd have to ask forensic to make sure, but what the hell... beer can double and antiseptic... or at least be used as mouthwash I think...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-01 18:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK...I'M ON IT!
One quick question: Can I substitute "blow" for the penicillin and "scotch and beer" for the tetanaus and rabies shots?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-01 18:03:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-01 17:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEAUTIFUL.
Let's all get together soon and make out.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-01 17:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, one is you the other is a girl :) kiss kiss
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You'll want to get a penicillin and make sure you're up to date on your tetanus and rabies before you tap that.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-04-01 17:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY SHLONGY REMIND US AGAIN WHY YOU'RE POSING WITH A PAIR OF TRANSVESTITES
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-01 17:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
choose me , im a caring considerate lover.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-01 17:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEAUTIFUL.
Let's all get together soon and make out.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-01 17:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, one is you the other is a girl :) kiss kiss
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2008-03-30 22:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice picture +2
Submitted by skyler (user info) at 2008-03-23 12:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol at the nose comment
those are blatently dudes, especially the one on the right.
Submitted by rodyarask (user info) at 2008-03-23 11:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck ... get lost.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-22 20:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Perhaps you should tell the one that shares my bed with me every night that, you fucking hack.
PS. I also got blown today...you didn't, unless you can self-fellate.
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2008-03-22 15:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you cant get a woman you ugly little runt
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-19 17:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-19 17:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Extremely mo-ish.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-15 18:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No he doesn't.
He KNOWS he fucked your mom, though.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-03-15 12:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
aw, how cute, he still thinks he's 25...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-15 09:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm tossing a huge party when I hit 40,000.
You might be invited, if you can also bring along some fine Australian trim.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-14 21:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have written over 39,000 reviews as of this moment.
I idolise you in every way. Close your fucking browser every now and then, you useless old cunt.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not a chance. I leave reviews when I'm asleep that are funnier than that one.
I'm not saying it's awful. I'm just saying that it qualifies as my "B" material.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
goddamn it's true the nose keeps growing after you're dead...
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I nominate this for funniest comment ever made on Ubersite, EVER.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:01:56 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nah...no dead tooth that I recall. Just another bad photo, taken with what apparently is a bad digital camera.
THESE ARE NFL CHEERLEADERS FOR CHRISSAKES!
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Those are both men - believe me, I know
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-10 12:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Emily- please lose 20 pounds or so, before you address me again.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-07 21:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you too, you stupid old man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:29:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If I was dead, could I be sitting in front of my computer jacking off right now...HUH?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:43:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:29:31 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
goddamn it's true the nose keeps growing after you're dead...
AAAAAAAHAHAAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
goddamn it's true the nose keeps growing after you're dead...
jimmy durante lives!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Riley Cote- the Flyers pretend "tough guy" and long time gunslinger Andre Roy, of the Lightning.
Cote wins this one with two straight lefts to Roy's face....they went twice last night.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 13:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.hockeyfights.com/fights/42156
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awesome.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-07 13:41:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
blocked.
i don't even know those shitheads...who they play for?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-07 12:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BUT THE SHARKS HAVE PATRICK MARLEAU AND HIS 13 GOALS AT 5 MILLION BUCKS A YEAR!
Check this out- Round 2 last night, Cote vs. Roy.
Cote by TKO
http://www.hockeyfights.com/fights/42156
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-07 10:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-07 09:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I cannot believe that but it's true- tied with the Sens for most goals in the league.
Huh.
How the fuck did THAT happen?
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kovalev (the so-called udnerachiever) + plekanec (underdog) + kostystin brothers = lots of goals.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-03-07 10:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-07 09:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I cannot believe that but it's true- tied with the Sens for most goals in the league.
Huh.
How the fuck did THAT happen?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-07 08:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
habs now have highest scoring average in the league.
do we still need offense?
kovalev ftw!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-06 14:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's almost all true, Wally...except for the parts that aren't.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-06 14:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy is still a mystery for me... I mean, before I figured either he was someone who very convincingly played an old man, or perhaps an old man who was just wishfully thinking of what is beyond him, but I can't see any way you could get hot women (cheerleaders?) to pose with you unless you were the coach of that football team, a pimp, or if what you say is true :s
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-06 14:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who isn't?
Wait...I know the answer to that....
...everyone else.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-03-06 13:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am a fan of shlongy...thumbs up!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:38:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SEE! I told ya.
(PS. So do I, but it has nothing to do with you, man.)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:36:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's true, I have a raging boner
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope...sorry...I didn't ever laugh.
And when I do, and I give you one of MY +2's, you'll probably be sprouting wood for the better part of a day.
Ask Method.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-26 11:55:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-25 21:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was hoping for at least one funny or interesting line.
I was disappointed.
--
Dude?
Welcome to 'Merica I love you.
Thats funny, right?
Come the fuck on.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-18 16:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oops...let's try 10 years.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-18 16:10:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've been leaving every day at 4:30pm the last two weeks...
Oh, and Rad- I will be in Vegas for NASCAR weekend- February 29- March 3. The Golden Nugget is putting me up and giving us tickets - despite the fact that I haven't set foot in this casino in more than 100 years - so Mrs. Shlongy and I will be in your neighborhood for 3 nights of action.
I'll be back out there in June for some WSOP events, too.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 16:06:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
any reason to take the rest of the day off
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-18 16:01:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nah...no dead tooth that I recall. Just another bad photo, taken with what apparently is a bad digital camera.
THESE ARE NFL CHEERLEADERS FOR CHRISSAKES!
I could use a few Cheez-Its right about now. I just started going back to the gym last week after not going for more than a year.
Just got back a few minutes ago and I can't lift my arms. Think I'd better go home.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
im eating cheese-its right now
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:32:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I mean I thought it was a shadow at first, but I'm starting to think you killed it with your dick
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:31:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
does that blonde have a dead tooth?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-16 18:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I made the blonde throw up in her mouth a little...after she gagged on Shlongy Jr.
So you two have that in common.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-16 08:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the blonde made me throw up a little in my mouth
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-16 08:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You should have waited a week- I'll be in Vegas February 29- March 3 for what hopefully will turn out to be a profitable and enjoyable comped weekend of action, including the Nascar race there on March 2.
Shlongy has many relatives in the Scottsdale/Phoenix area. Most of them are pretty cool.
It's a pretty nice area.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-15 22:52:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey cunt face, i'm off to arizona next weekend for a stag party/golf tournament.
scottsdale.
should be good.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i thought you had more class, oh well 100 reviews for a bandwagon post
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You missed nothing.
I bandwagoned- which I hate - off of a Lisa post and a Hidden post.
OLD NEWS.
I didn't lick their buttholes but I tickled their labias.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a) this needs more hits
b) you did a drunk post?? what the HELL is the matter with you
c) did you lick their butt holes?
d) you should watch REAL football
e) I didnt read this post, did i miss anything?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-05 18:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They looked better in "real life". As a matter of fact, so does Shlongy.
They're fucking cheerleaders. They HAVE to be hot. It's a league rule.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
...especially the bitch in the middle.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
those girls are ugly.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But why would I need more height?
THEY'RE RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Further proof that you're only as tall as the female average.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-04 17:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There's plenty more with this came from.
22 more to be exact and I plan on posting every fucking one of them.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh - cute!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-04 10:41:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When you have Giselle to soothe those wounds, who the fuck needs a third?
Well, besides Shlongy...Giselle would get boring for Shlongy after like, 230 fucks or so.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-04 09:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tom Brady does, after last night. It's the only thing that'll sooth his wounds.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-02-03 12:06:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You are on a list of paedos in your neighborhood...(cue rimshot)
All seriousness aside this wasn't that good of a post. I mean good for you and all. I'm sure proud that you got two hot whores to pose in a picture with you but how is that suppose fullfill my dreams and wants. Next time, if your going to post a picture and that's all you have to put out there, just put one up of you trying to put your head in a toaster or maybe one of you actually getting to second base with one of those hot whores who probably went and had a nice chemical scrubbing directly after the picture was taken.
You see that's what I'm talking about. It's a balk, my friend, and this balk sucked so bad that nobody even got a nod to take free base.
The whores are hot incredibly hot though...hope they helped with that erectile dysfunction mrs. shlongy was having problems with.
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I feel mean now. Let's see...I'll tell you a joke that I hope you haven't heard-Do you know what a lesbian with big hands is called? -Well Hung-(cue rimshot--cue music---make exit)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-03 09:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lisa is still playing "hard to get". I'm not worried.
I bought some "Hi Karate".
I mean, look at all of the tremendous tail that fatboy sicosemen pulls wearing the stuff.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-03 00:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-02 21:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She got a white skinned friend looks like michael jackson..
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-02-02 20:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll do it but you need to find someone better than lisa.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-02 19:09:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, thanks.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-02 19:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-02 14:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-02-02 13:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Can't say I want to but you're one of the types around here I'd would love to get drunk with.
Let's do that in 2 years after we retire.
Cheers.
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Getting drunk with Shlongy would be a blast. He'd insist on buying, and de tar baby don't say nuttin' . . .
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-02-02 13:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Can't say I want to but you're one of the types around here I'd would love to get drunk with.
Let's do that in 2 years after we retire.
Cheers.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-02 11:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-02 05:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
AIM ever heard of it?
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Says the KING of self-camping on posts. . .
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-02 11:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That chick on the right has a bigger nose than YOU.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-02 11:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the blonde on the left would look really great with her front teeth knocked out. Seriously. Scroll up and look at her. Imagine it. You can see it. I know you can.
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-02-02 10:50:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Shlongy,
When will the crudeness end. The Weed of Justice bears bitter fruit you old hag.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2008-02-02 10:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Them are 3 ugly bitches
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-02 09:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-02 07:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
REALLY???
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST BECAUSE THEY LOVED ME!
you stupid fuck...
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2008-02-02 07:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Any fuckhead with teeth can get a photo with a couple of smiling promo girls.
Hint: They were paid to let you have that photo.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-02 06:54:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet. You've got that ear-hair thing going on, too. It's like we're brothers and shit.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2008-02-02 05:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you Jeff Jaeger?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-02 05:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
AIM ever heard of it?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-02 05:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm in.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-02 05:05:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
was there an attractive cheerleader on the field that day? i can say with full confidence that those girls would be lucky to be seen with me, and that is not saying a lot.
i would totally.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-02 05:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-02 04:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Still ugly and geriatric.
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-02-02 03:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Both of those women are obscenely offensive to the hand. Loving the Michael-Douglas'esque hair though. Keep it up
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-02-02 02:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ME! ME! ME!
Name-dropper Hookhand
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-02-02 00:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So they cut you from the Heritage? Or what?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-02 00:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cypress Hill on mine.
"This pig harassed the whole neighborhood
This pig worked at the station
This pig he killed my homeboy
So that fuckin' pig went on a vacation."
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2008-02-02 00:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you son of a bitch...
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-02-02 00:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Listed MIA" just came up on my playlist.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-01 23:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Say it ain't so.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:53:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pssssst- I don't really have any money and I have an abnormally small penis but don't tell anyone.
It would ruin my schtick.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you really have a very high opinion of yourself. and that's good, i guess. you don't realize what an actual nobody you really are....and that's good, too. self-denial. i'm all for that. keep fooling yourself.
i mean, you might have enough money to make solomon blush, and that's just fantastic. but you brag about it to ubersite nerds on such a consistent basis that it would make one think that perhaps your life isn't as cool and elegant as you make it out to be. which is ok, as well. i mean, the whole reason games like world of warcraft are popular is because people who couldn't find the willpower or desire to have any semblance of a life on the "outside" simply prefer to play games with like-minded individuals. and, again, that's just great. so, pretty much, that's what you've got going on here...creating some fantasy "character" named shlongy....a guy who's rich, plays golf all the time, gets laid left and right, the old guy at the club who actually scores.......yeah....and it may be based in reality, but the fact is, you keep coming here. day after day. telling us of your expolits and laying out these asinine comments like they were pez. cool? i guess. getting boring? kind of. do i care? not really, but i have written a lot now, so i guess i care a little.
so i say bravo to you, mr. shlongy. you've created a marvelous character...one with a rich history and a very predictable demeanor. you realize, however, that whatever "respect" you've gained over you years of contributions to this site will continue to actualize only within the confines of ubersite.com. which....honestly, is not that cool. but ok....keep doing what you're doing. whatever makes you happy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:34:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought I was "out of here" but "Out Comes The Wolves" is one of my Top 20 records of all fucking time.
I'M IN FOR THE GANG BANG (as long as I go first)
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, I would totally bring Method's Mom for a threesome, but it would end up being an eightsome with you, me and five black guys.
But I'll be in Chicago at the end of Feb/beginning of March for the CanucksaiBlackhawks game. We could always do a gang bang at bart's place with a bunch of Chi-town hookers. And listen to Rancid's and out come the wolves the whole time.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:27:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sure you are an excellent host.
Well, I gotta run. Mrs. Shlongy just got home and has already stripped and asked "Do I look skinny"?
I think we all know the answer to that question.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fair enough. I come to Uber for two reaons and two reasons only. To see who you're fucking with and to see if that Lisa chick finally teeters over the edge and shows everyone her slot like that Urbane chick. Other than that, this site's a bore.
Bottom line, you visiit mytown and I need to know. I'm a fine host.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I promise that we'll hook up this year at some point. Now that I'm not in charge, I'll be putting in my usual 14 hour work weeks and like I said, Mrs. Shlongy hasn't been back to Roch for years and wants to visit her friends and see that dump of a city.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't even understand why we DIDN'T try and contact you, other than the fact theat nitty missed his plane in an attempt to pick up some broad in the Raleigh airport or something so we had to pick him up THE NEXT DAY on our WAY to Niagara Falls- BUT I MADE SURE WE ALL HAD GARBAGE PLATES on the way.
Seriously, we were in Rochester for a total of about 8 hours - all overnight - the rest of the time we were "on the road".
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:53:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you kidding me? you AND Nitty made it to Roch and I heard nothing?? Do you have any idea how many bartenders know, let alone how many young hot girls in the Park/East Ave area I know?
you're an Asshole.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hang in there, kiddo. :)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bubba- I took a little pay cut today but at least I still have a job for the next 4 months or so.
NO MONEY FOR YOU. I have to save it to impress random chicks and get random hummers.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:46:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...as LONG as you don't rat me out...I forgot a few words.
I'm eating Cheez-Its while I mindlessly type this.
WHERE'S MRS. SHLONGY? I am HORNY.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlong, glad to hear you still have a job. I, on the other hand, lost mine today. They closed down the place I work. Send money. :)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The Squeezer is in Myrtle Goddamn Beach in October this year, but it wouldn't surprise me one bit if , in August when I make my Saratoga visit, that even Mrs. Shlongy comes to Roch - she's not allowed to intrude on the Toga.
How did I not think of contacting you last September when we Squeezered in Binghamton? I was in Roch for two days, although after the Tahou's visit( I took Nitty to Tahou's and he barely made it to the hopper at the casino in Niagara Falls), we did not spend much time in Rochchacha before we had to split for Bingo.
I PROMISE THIS YEAR I WILL NOT BLOW OFF COCKTAILS WITH YOU as you don't blow me in to Mrs. Shlongy when I hook up with my old girlfriends.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:40:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When you getting back into town? It's about time we had a few pops.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That earns you a +2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummmm, no one knows who the fuck you are, Lucy.
Buh bye.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Drunken idiocy at that.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Welp, I'm done with this idiocy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone call What The hell up in Mass.
He used to heat Shlongyposts up single-handedly.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:36:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PS. GIVE DARKO HIS RATINGS BACK, bart, YOU FAG.
I NEED THE +2.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I smells some serious heat.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:35:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
COVER YOUR MOUTH, LINUS
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Funny Shlongy, funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:33:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Badlands- After work tonight, we went out to celebrate ME still having a job...One of my old golf tounrament pals met us out.
He has started his own business running events...and his "intern" showed up too. He's from Victor, NY, via U of South Carolina.
We talked about Tahou's for 40 minutes. I am not shitting you. The rest of the table looked at us like we were speaking swahili.
Shit, now I'm really hungry.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:32:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:30:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey...I know why SHLONGY is here- I just got home after an exteremely trying day where I didn't know if I would have a job by noon...and now I'm bombed.
...but why the fuck are YOU all here?
I'm glad you are though...YOU ARE MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD. Especially, Lisa.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:30:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you. And Rochester misses you!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe they did, BUT I'M AN ANARCHIST.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
my god your a loser. I have actually nailed a NFL cheerleader. You're one of the loser old guys who takes pictures and claims they got a piece huh?
hahaha this picture is pathetic.
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lol, perkman calling someone pathetic.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:28:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For example, I would NEVER show a picture of you and I together after we get finished fucking.
^^^^^^^^^^
Didn't a new PETA directive made that mandatory after Jan 1st ?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:27:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
my god your a loser. I have actually nailed a NFL cheerleader. You're one of the loser old guys who takes pictures and claims they got a piece huh?
hahaha this picture is pathetic.
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Perk, you're a fucking idiot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No, Linus. You would surely be eating soup for the rest of your zit-faced, minimum wage earning life.
So, in conclusion, get fucking lost before I reach through your (mom's) monitor and bust your fucking face.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:25:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You would surely die.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
my god your a loser. I have actually nailed a NFL cheerleader. You're one of the loser old guys who takes pictures and claims they got a piece huh?
hahaha this picture is pathetic.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Linus: You are now on the list of people who, in the very near future, will need dental work and a good insurance plan.
THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post sucks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lisa- The reason I won't do that anymore is I promise all of my NUMEROUS shag pieces that I will be discreet, and since I have class (and money), I honor their wishes.
For example, I would NEVER show a picture of you and I together after we get finished fucking.
WHY YOU BE HATIN, SISTA???
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In case anyone gives a shit, and that's highly doubtful, I have 23 more pictures from my "field pass day" at the Raiders/Jaguars game and there's a damn good chance they will all be posted in my next 23 posts.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't you post pics of you with chicks who don't have to entertain old creeps as part of their paying jobs? What? There aren't any?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If necessary..
I THINK IT STILL COUNTS IN THE STATS!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:16:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what? use both of your hands?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Me and fat tony will be over in 20. I'll bring the gray goose.
BUahauahahahahahah...where the fuck did YOU come from?
bauahahahahahahahahaaa
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Goddammit knuckles.
I was on my way to my first ever perfect +2 rating...and you're one of my old time fans.
I am extremely disappointed.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Me and fat tony will be over in 20. I'll bring the gray goose.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy "almost" fucked up at work. Wah. He's been a fuckup here for years.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
San Jose? Nigga pleeeeeeez!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:09:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pssssst...Marleau is getting traded by month's end...pass it on.
And, Sundin is headed for SJ...as part of the usual "SJ is gonna get the best player available on the open market but it never happens" sweepstakes.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all San Jose fans get, at least, a +2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mrs. Shlongy still loves me either way but she also doesn't care who I bang as LONG AS THEY'RE HOT.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I haven't even swung a club in two months BUT...
Since I was almost "terminated due to restructuring" today, and I now have a different gig in the same company, I will be playing LOTS of fucking golf this year.
SO LET'S HANG OUT!
PS. I'm not going to be as rich as I was moving forward after February 28, so if that doesn't matter to you Uber broads, LET'S GET HAMMERED AND DO IT!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah fascinating
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fascinating eh?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
everyone else went 7 iron but i figured it was so uphill so took lazy six.
genius
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i won $300 on a closest to the pin competition with my mates this afternoon, on tour 18 a course in houston with replicas of top holes.
it was teh famous par 3 at sawgrass on the island. 2 feet. 2 fucking feet bitchy!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You sad sad old man..............
+2 for pity
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 20:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck...I've been very busy almost getting shitcanned today and I couldn't resist.
BECAUSE I'M HAMMERED.