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are all 4-chaners losers? answer: yes (917 hits)

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Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-02-01 21:57:20 EST

4chan (http://www.4chan.org) appears to be the main haven of friendless losers and faceless cowards as far as the internet is concerned. I've visited the site a few times in the past and found nothing but a disorganized mob of idiots killing jokes and trying to piss off the rest of the world. Occasionally they're in the news because someone is rightfully arrested for posting terrorist threats on their pages, or for digging up dirt on people and violating privacy laws.

A search for "Cilfone Entertainment" brings up a number of 4chan-related sites falsely accusing the administrator of Ubersite of being a liar and a sex offender. Three of these sites are listed below

http://lists.grok.org.uk/pipermail/full-disclosure/2008-January/059877.html
http://partyvan.info/index.php/Ubersite
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ubersite

The last one seems to be the jumping-off point for the other two, making some weird accusation about lolcats or something. Attacks on ubersite just sound pathetic and a waste of time, like shouting insults into the grand canyon, but the attack on Mr. Cilfone is a serious issue. It looks like one of our old users is behind the write up, or at least is involved, as the wording is nearly identical in his last post http://ubersite.com/m/109133

I suppose as long as google blocks the posts by these mindless drones everything is ok...but seriously, wtf? Do these people have lives? How could you be offended enough to potentially do serious damage to an individual over something as trivial as pictures of cats? Do you leave the house? Do you think of yourselves as el33t internet-vigilantes, stamping out dissension everywhere? "Focusing my anger on a backwater near-dead internet site has always been my passion and calling in life! ^_^" WOW YOU GUYS ARE SO COOL.

It almost makes me want to agree with Tigerlilly and say that 13-years-olds shouldn't be allowed on the internet, ;(
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-04 16:26:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:38:51 EST (#)
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are you some sort of internet champion? defending the internets?

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yes :D

the internets don't need any defense, anyway.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:38:51 EST (#)
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are you some sort of internet champion? defending the internets?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:35:35 EST (#)
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Well, no one seems to be particularly bothered, so I don't care. I haven't a fucking clue what it all means anyway.

My overall impression is that some people are a bit 'touched' and some simply need to get out more.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-03 13:10:55 EST (#)
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Apparently, there are four Qdobas where I live. I've never gone to one, but my daughter says the food is primo.

Sirachi is DAMN good hot sauce, but I prefer it on oriental food, not Mexican.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-03 13:08:12 EST (#)
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Bart has an excellent case for libel, as well as defamation of character.

Submitted by Arnold_Benedict (user info) at 2008-02-03 12:27:42 EST (#)
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Yes they are. death to 4(fag)chan

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-02-03 11:21:44 EST (#)
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How could anyone talk about hot sauce when there is serious talk about internet vigilantes about?

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Sirachi makes really good hot sauce and it only takes a little dab here and there to taste the bold spicy flavor only the orientals can create. Red bottle with a cock on it and a green top. Yummy. Franks is currently my second favorite hot sauce.

Qdoba is a colorado based restaurant and is in most towns across america. Usually not far from a moes' or a chipolte oddly enough.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-02 19:49:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-02 17:39:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 17:27:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-02 04:33:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:10:04 PST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:09:01 EST (#)
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SAUCE??!?!?

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frank's red hot is usually good. Cholula is a little spicier, works very well on fajitas.

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Frank's is hands down the best hot sauce for chicken. but you gotta use Cholula when beef is involved. they both have very distinctive tastes. i have bottles of both of them on hand at all times.

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Hit the nail right on the head there.

Do they have Qdoba around where you are? It might just be a local north jersey chain, but they have amazingly good beef tacos, provided with cholula hot sauce, that was the first time I ever had it.
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We have Qdoba in SW Ohio, I can't imagine they aren't in real cities.

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-02 18:16:07 EST (#)
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Maltese is a perfect example of what can happen if you drink while you're pregnant. And I mean drink Lysol.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-02 17:39:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 17:27:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-02 04:33:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:10:04 PST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:09:01 EST (#)
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SAUCE??!?!?

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frank's red hot is usually good. Cholula is a little spicier, works very well on fajitas.

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Frank's is hands down the best hot sauce for chicken. but you gotta use Cholula when beef is involved. they both have very distinctive tastes. i have bottles of both of them on hand at all times.

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Hit the nail right on the head there.

Do they have Qdoba around where you are? It might just be a local north jersey chain, but they have amazingly good beef tacos, provided with cholula hot sauce, that was the first time I ever had it.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 17:27:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-02 04:33:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:10:04 PST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:09:01 EST (#)
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SAUCE??!?!?

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frank's red hot is usually good. Cholula is a little spicier, works very well on fajitas.

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Frank's is hands down the best hot sauce for chicken. but you gotta use Cholula when beef is involved. they both have very distinctive tastes. i have bottles of both of them on hand at all times.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-02 13:34:38 EST (#)
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i agree with jock

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-02-02 13:09:47 EST (#)
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4chan is an incomprehensible mess

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-02 11:56:33 EST (#)
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ha

They're just salty.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-02-02 11:40:22 EST (#)
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I'm going on my third year at uber and I can't ever remember there being an actual "caturday" tradition along the lines of gpf, apw, and spt.

Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-02-02 10:46:40 EST (#)
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Ironic no?

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-02 09:32:44 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-02 05:34:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 23:03:34 EST (#)
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I am filthy fucking whore and a bitch! :)

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-02 05:09:12 EST (#)
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what about that asian kid from virginia tech, he seemed like a well adjusted dude.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-02 04:33:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:10:04 PST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:09:01 EST (#)
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SAUCE??!?!?

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frank's red hot is usually good. Cholula is a little spicier, works very well on fajitas.

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Don't care about all this nerdy crap, but Hula Girl from Hawaii is very delicious sauce also.

Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-02-02 03:21:44 EST (#)
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yes.

didn't read it.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-02 03:09:13 EST (#)
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Ubersite
Ubersite is a site full of assjockey faggots founded by Bart Cilfone, a WOPDAGO (lol) from Illinois, in 1999. It is a place where people who are "bored at work" (read: whoring themselves out in the streets) can post crappy stories and other people can rate them on a scale from -2 to +2. Occasionally, Ubersite has a big hit story about every month or so, getting about 40,000 views and getting linked on sites like CollegeHumor.
HOWEVER, they hate 4chan, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and they profane the tradition of Caturday by instead calling them "Lolcats", and refusing to acknowledge that 4chan created them, instead claiming that they themselves did, one of the most intolerable offenses to 4chan physically possible. For this reason, they must be destroyed. COMMENCE DDoS NAO FOR GREAT JUSTICE

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2008-02-02 00:38:58 EST (#)
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haha! yes it is me! wardy! and i'm back! back from my voyage across the seas of the desert in my sweet pirate ship! i have many stories to tell and a few lessons in the contraction of vd from the native tribes of africa to bestow upon all of you.

i can't wait.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-02-02 00:16:28 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-01 23:31:17 EST (#)
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everything I say on Ubersite makes me sound like a filthy fucking whore and a bitch! :)
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Yup

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-01 23:26:11 EST (#)
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lol

that's got maltese written all over it.

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 23:03:34 EST (#)
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"Ubersite takes the fractillian responses of every individual, performs some Uberprocessing on them, wraps them all up in a neat little package, and presents you the viewer with exactly what you want to see. How do we know what you want to see? We know. But how do we know? We just do."

Wtf? I don't want to see half the shit I see on here. That whole blurb makes Bart sound like an arrogant nerd. But everything I say on Ubersite makes me sound like a filthy fucking whore and a bitch! :)

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:55:29 EST (#)
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This is the way it's done.

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:45:35 EST (#)
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Wonderful. I guess I'll have to take Cilfone Entertainment off my resume. Maybe that's why I can't get a fucking job?

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:26:41 EST (#)
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;(

Listening to pandora ALL NIGHT LONG BABY

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:26:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:20:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:15:05 EST (#)
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Nothing personal, but I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

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Ramones! Sex Pistols! CGCB! Seven iron! Johnny Walker! Boobs!

Did that jog your memory a bit?

Well, I don't drink JW but other than that, I UNDERSTAND ALL OF THAT.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:24:50 EST (#)
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yeah, but not nearly as well

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:23:25 EST (#)
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already covered this in my post, bud.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:20:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:15:05 EST (#)
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Nothing personal, but I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

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Ramones! Sex Pistols! CGCB! Seven iron! Johnny Walker! Boobs!

Did that jog your memory a bit?

Submitted by mordor666 (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:16:22 EST (#)
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People will be people. I can safely say that Ubersite is in no danger from a troll invasion, lots of the content posted here is trollbait anyway. 4chan is the asshole of the Internet, and it will always be this way. When the Internet digests a major event, all the relevant shit gets backed up inside.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:15:05 EST (#)
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Nothing personal, but I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:10:22 EST (#)
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I love lolcats. One of my favorites.

Ever.

Ever.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:10:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:09:01 EST (#)
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SAUCE??!?!?

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frank's red hot is usually good. Cholula is a little spicier, works very well on fajitas.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:09:01 EST (#)
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SAUCE??!?!?

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:58:32 EST (#)
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I didn't want to be too explicit in my descriptions in case this shows up on Google and adds to the libelous series of posts on Mr. Cilfone. Sorry if it does, I just wanted to bring this to light.