Cold Brains (526 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.9 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Morgoth <xinjiang77.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-02-01 22:01:13 EST
Nothing. Nothing at all. I've got so much to contribute here, and so much of it is good shit, but me, as always, has a hell of a time getting it out of my head and onto paper. I've heard of writer's block, but Christ on a cracker, this is a writer's death lock. At least I'm not inclined to make this place my fucking personal blog, or spew shitty poetry. Maybe thats why there is so much of that. People have trouble putting their thoughts down. Must be a psychological epidemic. Some part of our brains that have been systematically damaged by something in the water, or food additives. Fuck Asperger's Syndrome. "Oh, I have Asperger's, I can't do the things normal people do because I have a disease that went unnoticed until 1994." Shame that I happen to be a diagnosed Ass Burger as well. The doctors are all the same. "You have a gift." Makes me feel like a Chosen One. Me, Chosen, and I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school. All I hear is the screams of my own thoughts, trying to claw their way out, and only grinding their fingers raw against the cold walls. One day I'll wake up and show the world what the fuck I am. I'll show that little shit back in Michigan how it's done. Until then, I become aware of all the vomit my brain has thrown onto this page. Time to submit torment for the enjoyment/disgust of others.
User Reviews
Submitted by Arnold_Benedict (user info) at 2008-02-05 10:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hey dummass me and green ragener are diffrnt guys
LOL @ YORE stupidity
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-04 09:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well enough I suppose. hi and welcome.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-02 09:31:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Keep writing, until your hand cramps up, or your wrists ache from typing, and something will eventually come of it.
IF that's what you want to do.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-02 07:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just found one of last night's ramen noodles in my beard. What the fuck have I become?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2008-02-02 00:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
much like the historic ninja tribe of huckleberry township, you must rise above the wall and stab your enemy in the back when they are not looking. you can use that metaphor however you wish, but i suggest using it wisely. this is usually the best way.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-01 23:25:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Keep on keepin' on...
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-01 23:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, your punctuation is good.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-01 23:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
OK, but not kicking my ass..
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wax on, wax off grasshopper.
Most of all, do not forget to wax off.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel you.