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Heartache (494 hits)

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Rating: -0.15 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by fidelcity (View user info) at 2008-02-02 02:00:33 EST


I sit here alone.

I broke up with her long ago. I did it. I am the one who distanced myself. Me.

My fault.



Now I sit here, pouring out my heart and pouring liquor behind it.


Listening to Lux Aeterna, thinking I don't have anything to live for anymore.




Make fun of me. Degrade me if you must. I'm asking for it.


But please, even if one of you has the guidance I need, so be it.


-Alt Er

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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-06 21:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, the formatting in that reply (below) didn't work out too well, but you get the idea.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-06 21:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Emo and the Cutters' next big hit right here


intro - sad whispering voice over arpeggiated Am with rising from -30 to +0 dB as guitar distortion increases from 25% to 50%
I sit here alone.
short silence
50% guitar distortion, clean bass follows guitar, uninspired drumming
Am..................G
I broke up with her long ago.
Am........G................F............E
I did it. I am the one who distanced myself.
Am...G..F......E
Me. My fault.

singing louder than first verse, bring up guitar volume and distortion, bump up reverb on bass to 30%
Am....G
Now I sit here
Am......G
pouring out
Am...........G........F.............E
my heart and pouring liquor (right) behind it.
Am........................G.....................F...........E
Listening to Lux Aeterna, thinking I don't have anything to live for (anymore)

singer is screaming now, guitars on max distortion, bass volume equals guitar
Am..............G
Make fun of me. Degrade me if you must.
Am................G
I'm asking for it.
Am..................G..................F...............E
But please, even if one of you has the guidance (that) I need
Dm
so be it.

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-06 21:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-06 21:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

who are you better mates with?

the dude?

more importantly who were you mates with first?




Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-02-04 15:33:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

come here and let me spank you will that make you feel better, your young GTFOI

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-04 09:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

you say this is a cry for help but we hardly have anything to work with. You broke up with her for a reason and though that reason may not feel so great now it had some merit when you pulled the trigger to end your relationship. now it's time to mourn and then heal. lean on your close friends, meet new people and move on. returning to something you thought you should end is very unlikely to yield positve results.

Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-03 23:46:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Advice: Think really hard about why you broke up with her. You probably thought about it for a long time before you did so it wasn't a snap decision. Don't second guess yourself, just move on and let yourself be happy.

Constructive criticism: poop spackle.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-02-03 13:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Liquid Plumber enema.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-02 18:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-02 14:53:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why does every emo pimp their musical tastes in their suicide note? Are they secretly hoping that someone will come upon it and see how ORIGINAL and fuckign GENIUS they were for listening to some recording industry's whore? "Bla bla bla, my life is so depressing. I'm just sitting here, listening to Nickleback, thinking about ending it all."

Here, watch this; he did it right:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXlLmjgMsek

---

That was fantastic.


Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2008-02-02 16:55:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Your beliefs form your reality.

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2008-02-02 15:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

despite the common belief held among uber-users, i'm not an amoeba. therefore, like my current molecular state, my advice is always solid.



although sometimes it's loaded with booze.

Submitted by fidelcity (user info) at 2008-02-02 15:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

thanks wardy, thats pretty solid advice

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-02 14:53:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why does every emo pimp their musical tastes in their suicide note? Are they secretly hoping that someone will come upon it and see how ORIGINAL and fuckign GENIUS they were for listening to some recording industry's whore? "Bla bla bla, my life is so depressing. I'm just sitting here, listening to Nickleback, thinking about ending it all."

Here, watch this; he did it right:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXlLmjgMsek

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-02 10:54:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

alt er

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-02 10:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i laughed at Al ter

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-02 10:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Keep drinking until just getting in the car and driving until the gas is gone seems like a good idea. Then drive like the wind!!

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-02 10:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2008-02-02 09:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have been there and done that.

Drink your self to shit as long as you need to, when you liver starts to explode, stop doing all the bad shit and start fresh, reinvent yourself.

Best thing to do is to go bang random bitches, they are all the same. Women have two funsctions. Cook and fuck!!!! <--- REMEMBER THAT!~!

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-02 09:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Make fun of me. Degrade me if you must. I'm asking for it
-------------------------------------------------------
Okay then Al Ter.

You're a shitty alter emo queer, who can't handle his/her liquor, and whose best accomplishment in life would be to end your life in a particularly gruesome manner.

I've seen retards that displayed more intelligence than you.

Also, your mother smells of elderberries and your father was a hamster. Kaniggit.



Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-02 04:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 23:19:54 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND END IT ALL!

---
Al Ter

Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-02-02 03:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Been in your position before. Try not to 'mourn' over the situation too much. It gets easier, believe me

Submitted by Green_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-02 02:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

what kind of name is allt er?

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2008-02-02 02:36:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i thought it was 'the chicken crosses the road, but in the end fuck it who cares get a gun and shoot the bitch, tastes better fried than full of rubber and asbestos' or something like that. no? maybe that's a pirate joke...

Submitted by CharlieRoot (user info) at 2008-02-02 02:29:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Too much emo. End it all now. Remember: up the highway not across the street.

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2008-02-02 02:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i think that it's important that during these times of war and angst, trial and triumph, we call to a higher power to seek out answers to our most troubling circumstances. in your case, i would call up my mum. if you don't have a mum, then any woman will generally do, unless of course you choose to call janet reno, in which case i'll have to kill -- for a totally different reason, of course.

but once i call up my mum, all i have to say is 'hello mum, it's me wardy' and suddenly the reciever is met with joy, love, and a little bit of translational confusion (only because she speaks slovak, and i don't even know if that's a real language). and that's what makes me better.



that and a good whackin'

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 02:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND END IT ALL!

Submitted by fidelcity (user info) at 2008-02-02 02:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-02 02:06:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Welp, at least you're honest
------------

thats one department i'm not lacking in tonight...thats for damn sure

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-02 02:06:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Welp, at least you're honest.

Submitted by fidelcity (user info) at 2008-02-02 02:04:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

not meant to be. its really just a sad cry for help

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-02 02:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I sure as fuck don't, I'm working, watching Groundhog Day, and daydreaming of all the sex I will not be having on this lovely Friday night. Good luck!

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-02 02:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Not much of a post.


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