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Submitted by EatingKittuns (View user info) at 2008-02-03 12:23:08 EST
Last night I had SO much to drink! Man, I'm sure you want to hear about all the drinks I had. I had 10 (OMG 10!!) Miller High Life (I don't drink that shitty Light stuff, which is clearly for pussies, pssh)and I had like, 60 vodka Sodas. No REALLY 60. I think someone gave me a shot of Jim Beam too.
Now, I'm sure you're on the edge of your seat by now, and let me tell you, I was WASTED! My friends were all like, "duuuude, you're wasted", and I was like, "Gah, fugg you I'm not waysed, gimme anthrr half life." Dude, my friends are stupid.
Then when we were walking down the street to the next bar actin' all badass and shit, I totally saw this hot chick, and she was checkin' me out like woah, so I walk (stumble) up all manly like and I was like, "You wanna some ov thsssss???!" and she started makin' out with my and my friends were like, "daaaaaammmn" and I was feelin' pretty good about myself cause my friends were obviously jealous. And then my one friend was like, "Dude, she has a cock." and I was like, "daaamn, jealis mush?" and kept making out with her. I remember thinking it was a good thing she had a cock. Like it was bonus points or something. I WAS WASTED, OKAY.
Anyway, I ended up ditching that girl, cause that's how I roll, and I don't even remember the rest of the night.
My alarm woke me up this morning cause I forgot to turn that shit off. I really wanted to keep sleeping but I was too damn hungry.
And I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams, when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension and soon I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind of looked like Jamie Farr. They sucked out some internal organs and took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good sport and as a way of saying thank you, they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go.
User Reviews
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-04 15:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great until the end.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-04 11:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
next time, drink more and make sure you choke on your own vomit and die.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-04 10:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and then you found five dollars?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-04 06:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i loved it up until the last paragraph, still a plus 2, cos thats how i roll.
Submitted by Green_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-04 02:35:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-02-04 02:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-03 12:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for some reason unbeknownst to myself, the "(OMG10!!!)" made me LOL.
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It's because you're a 14 year old pubescent girl and think this is MySpace.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-03 15:02:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
but the last 'graph made up for it. and the chick with dick. yumm
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why does this have a positive rating?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:05:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate loud drunken people
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:01:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-02-03 12:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-03 13:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I loved this.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-02-03 12:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-03 12:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for some reason unbeknownst to myself, the "(OMG10!!!)" made me LOL.