The Stupor-bowl and Stupor-tuesday (609 hits)
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Submitted by spacemonkey (View user info) at 2008-02-03 12:59:02 EST
I hate the stuporbowl. People pig out. I work at a grocery store. They have these ads that play all night over the loudspeaker even when no one is shopping there. As in 3am when the place is closed. It talks about these healthy snack ideas, like juice and seltzer instead of soda and this elaborate whole-wheat part-skim low-carb trans-fat-free homemade mini pizza thing. Yeah right most people are eating fucking hot wings and chips and drinking beer. No one is going to be like "oh this tofu goes well with watching a bunch of overweight lugs push each other in an overrated game." I hate how people say oh I just watch it for the commercials. It so stupid I can't stand it. How is commercial propaganda entertaining? Fuck the superbowl. Its the stupidest holiday ever.
I can't wait for stupor-Tuesday though. I'm so into of all this political stuff. I was into it for a while but now I'm stupor into it. Republican, Democrat they both say one thing and then do the same thing once in office. All the good guys get marginalized and drop out. Then in the end all you have are the pure politicians who care about nothing but power and influence. These people all pander to the same groups. The Council on Foreign Relations a group of very wealthy and influential Americans, Trilateral Commission a group of very wealthy influential Americans, Europeans and Japanese, and the "Bilderberg Group" who are the worlds elite. They have an agenda which they call "Gobalization" and they pretend that it is the only way for the world to connect and unite and any that resist are terrorists. This is real. Just read about them if you don't believe me.
Whatever. You might think, "I could always move to Canada or something" but you still would be within their sphere of influence which is the modern industrial world.
I hope all you stupor fans get hit by a car.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-07 14:04:40 EST (#)
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I had a discussion about the Browns not being in the game and thought of you.
ps: my wife wont have sex with me anymore
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-07 05:14:46 EST (#)
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erm....dude. I was just being a dickhead. relax guy. I don't actually give a fuck what you do, as long as you're employed.
of course if you were referring to rad well he is just a highbrow knob-end. you lose a few pounds and all of a sudden you're fucking lambda lambda lambda.
some people.
Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2008-02-07 04:40:56 EST (#)
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All I'm really asking is what does it matter where I work? Its a necessary industry. Everyone eats.
I mean do you really define yourself so much by your job? I know mine isn't cool or anything, but hell most peoples arent either. I like it enough. I just don't see the big deal. Critisize it for being unfunny or incoherant or whatever.
And don't bother rating if you aren't reading. You can't have an opinion on something you didn't see so stop pretending. Just hit back like everyone else who doesn't give a shit
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-07 03:20:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-07 02:36:27 EST (#)
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yeah, but you work at a grocery store.
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yeah and the browns didn't win. THANK you bernie leadon. whatever. thank you art modell you grey haired wankstain. okay grey hair is sweet.....i'm not sure why I said bernie leadon....bernie kosar? either way I don't care, the browns pwn3d the superbowl, right up until that fuckstick manning and his collaborators started wearing a giants away strip. it really pisses me off. and if belichick was going to cheat, why the fuck couldn't he cheat from '91 to '95?
I'll tell you why. Because the heart of rock and roll is in Cleveland. that's why.
anyhoo's like rad said. by crikey i'm cross.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-07 02:36:27 EST (#)
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yeah, but you work at a grocery store.
Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2008-02-07 02:28:42 EST (#)
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I got some shit from a few of the wonderful Ubersite users in regards to my theoretical current employment. I say theoretical, because lets face it none of you actually know what the hell I do. I can promise one thing, I don't bag anyones groceries, not even my own.
I suppose that my last post was not as humorous as I perceived it. Hell I would have given it a +1 for the absurdity alone. It was pretty stupid but it was supposed to be. Considering the absolute shit I see here on a daily basis with comments like +2 LOLzers OMG LMAO!1! you people are far from a position to mock me. Remove the plank from your eye, and then you can address the splinter in mine.
I mean do any of you seriously think Habeeb Thomas for example contributes anything? Hes been doing the same shit for about three fucking years. I mean for christ(puncher)s sake.
Enough. I started this for a reason and it wasn't to hate on people who are just amusing themselves and others, and it wasn't to puff myself up over the fools on this site(though I can't help but do this sorry its just so few of you impress me).
Now, yes I work at a grocery store. I'm not ashamed to admit this. All night while you people are sleeping I put the supermarket back together and make it look nice in the morning. I have health and dental benefits and a 401k. I make the most out of anyone in my immediate family, I'm paying my own way through school, and I get laid on a regular basis. I'm not in debt, and soon I'll be buying a new car. I can't complain about my life. I have job security because lets face it, no one is going to stop buying food anytime soon. This isn't some mom and pop joint, its a major regional chain. I've had district managers tell me that I will go far with a degree. I just made employee of the month for the second time. Its not dead end, I could easily be pain in the ass corporate suit before 40. How far are you going to go in your company?
More importantly I enjoy my job. Its physical and keeps me in shape. Its a job requirement that I am able to lift at least 100lbs and they give you a physical to ensure this. Its not as much a joke as you would like to think. I like all of my coworkers and feel like I contribute something to my community. In the morning when the place looks beautiful I know some poor old lonely bastard who is in first thing in the morning to shop will appreciate it. Also as one of the very few who actually do work in the store, I know that it is I who is providing the customers with the foodstuffs they desire.
So laugh all you want, I'm educated and intelligent, this just happens to be a wise choice for a job at the time. If it wasn't I'd be working somewhere else.
Working menial jobs doesn't invalidate anyones opinion. Just look at Bukowski or Harvey Pekar
Hate away you fuckers. It only makes you look like an shallow ignoramus.
Now enjoy this picture of my little sister's college campus in Tennessee. The poor thing thought she was going to die a couple of days ago. Its the second one to tear through the campus in the last six years. God must hate that place.
http://wmctv.images.worldnow.com/images/7835023_BG1.jpg
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-04 21:52:44 EST (#)
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'I work at a grocery store.'
hahahahaha +2
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2008-02-04 20:35:08 EST (#)
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I went rollerskating on SuperBowl and it was really fun! I like politics because Obama has great ears and Hucklebee has a fancy comb-over and by the way I like Lebanese food because they are Arabs!
Plus imperialism is like way cool, and also so is capitalism, I like to progress forward to infinity and pretty soon we will have space colonies and you will BE WAY JEALOUS.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-03 21:19:24 EST (#)
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haha...do you actually think you're being edgy? You may think so, but you're actually being a petulant 17-year-old who works in a grocery store TRYING to seem edgy by acting like you're above politics and humanity.
Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2008-02-03 21:06:49 EST (#)
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a see words from a bunch of snobby fools who cant grasp concepts like cultural imperialism so i say go to hell and get a sense of humor. sorry im too edgey. you should try reading things beforepassing judgement. not that i read any of your mindless drivel you swine.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:28:56 EST (#)
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I find it very fortunate that Super Tuesday and Fat Tuesday are on the same day this year. I'm going to sit in a church all day, eating all the pancakes I want for free and watching the results come in on television.
I'm alive.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:07:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:02:36 EST (#)
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agreed below.
GO PATS 19-0
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-02-03 13:59:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by His_Infernal_Majesty (user info) at 2008-02-03 13:58:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by EatingKittuns (user info) at 2008-02-03 13:39:27 EST (#)
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Hey shut up and bag my fucking groceries.
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I second that. 'Tard.
Submitted by His_Infernal_Majesty (user info) at 2008-02-03 13:58:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by EatingKittuns (user info) at 2008-02-03 13:39:27 EST (#)
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Hey shut up and bag my fucking groceries.
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I second that. 'Tard.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-03 13:50:33 EST (#)
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stopped reading when i got to "i work at a grocery store."
:(
Submitted by EatingKittuns (user info) at 2008-02-03 13:39:27 EST (#)
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Hey shut up and bag my fucking groceries.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-03 13:15:41 EST (#)
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You work at a grocery store?
Fo' Realz?!?
Gosh, I'm so glad you decided to enlighten me about how corrupt and evil the current American Political process is.
You are destined to be an astronaut when you grow up.
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Either that or a homeless crackhead.
Guess which one I'm betting on.