Remember When The Superbowl Had Michael Fucking Jackson at half time? (589 hits)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-02-03 15:42:02 EST
And not weird, fucked up, shell of a man MIchael Jackson either. Proper global superstar Michael Jackson.
Even in England it was interesting to watch the superbowl for the half time show to watch the biggest stars of the day perform and just be awed by the sheer american razzamatazz. America was kinda cool then.
But what happened? Last year they had some old washed up cunt, The year before that a bunch of washed up cunts then the year before that, the lesser talented beatle.
But at least I had heard of Prince, Rolling Stones and Paul McCartney.
So, I guess I am asking in a round about way.... WHO THE FUCK IS TOM PETTY?
The superbowl as an event is fucking awesome though, the Jew was remarking the other day that she's spent every holiday at one time or another alone for work or other reasons but has never been alone on superbowl day.
I'm going to a house party with one of the few americans I've met that can actually drink with me without passing out. (He's immune to Rohypnol). Shit load of wine and a bottle of bourbon to go through. The ol' smoker is fired up, ribs have been smoking for three hours.
Goddam I love this place sometimes.
Happy superbowl day, go giants!
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-02-04 09:30:37 EST (#)
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I thought Tom Petty was better than the Stones. At least he didn't where a sleeveless shirt.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-04 09:24:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-03 16:13:47 CST (#)
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are you joking? what about last dance with mary jane? what about running down a dream? what about I won't back down?
you kids don't know anything about rock and roll.
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Fo' sho'. He may not have had a wardrobe malfunction, but at least he writes/plays decent music. Do have to agree with AsshOly, though, watching it on TV is not quite the same as being at a live concert.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-04 05:22:12 EST (#)
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i have to say here, the halftime show tonight was fucking boring. i dont know what i was expecting from tom petty, but that was extremely lackluster. last year prince was great. this year, i felt like i was listening to my ipod.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-02-04 04:57:38 EST (#)
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it's odd watching sport you don't give a shit about
i imagine for actual fans of the teams involved that would have been either a once in life time horrific or ecstatic ending.
jesus the commentators were awful
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-02-04 03:02:07 EST (#)
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Never seen a superbowl, never wanna.
I do wanna big cheeseburger, but that's a different matter altogether.
RADISHES.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-04 00:47:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-02-03 17:19:09 EST (#)
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I'm going to a house party with one of the few americans I've met that can actually drink with me without passing out. (He's immune to Rohypnol). Shit load of wine and a bottle of bourbon to go through. The ol' smoker is fired up, ribs have been smoking for three hours.
Goddam I love this place sometimes.
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Fact: Freedom smells like barbeque, gasoline, cordite, and whiskey.
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but it still isn't free.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-04 00:33:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tom Petty never heard of you either, Globe.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-02-03 23:15:05 EST (#)
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Remember where you left the working part of you brain?
Bet that was at Anfield during a Tom Petty concert, twat.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-02-03 21:25:42 EST (#)
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what's happened to michael jackson?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-03 20:44:18 EST (#)
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split-pee soup sounds damn good right about now
with some oyster crackers, of course
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2008-02-03 20:22:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-03 20:21:24 EST (#)
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Glow sticks???
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2008-02-03 20:18:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-03 16:24:30 EST (#)
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Tom Petty, the author of such hits as "Free Fallin'"...and that's it.
Prince isn't a washed-up cunt ;(
I respect his decision to play a penis-shaped guitar.
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He just played American Girl, Won't Back Down, Free Fallin', and Running Down A Dream which were all big hits.
Submitted by His_Infernal_Majesty (user info) at 2008-02-03 19:50:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-03 16:24:30 EST (#)
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Tom Petty, the author of such hits as "Free Fallin'"...and that's it.
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And "Mary Jane's last dance", "Learning to Fly", "American Girl", "don't come around here no more", "Breakdown"(one of my favorites), and many others that were HUGE and I don't remember the names anymore.
Submitted by His_Infernal_Majesty (user info) at 2008-02-03 19:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude Tom Petty is a goddamn legend! -2 for shame!!!
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2008-02-03 17:33:07 EST (#)
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lol@ WHO THE FUCK IS TOM PETTY?
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2008-02-03 17:29:24 EST (#)
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Michael fucking Jackson? Sounds kinky, but I could see it. What? You know somebody was going to do it.
Tom Petty is an artist that people who don't suck dicks listen to, if that made any sense at all.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-03 17:21:08 EST (#)
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Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers were actually considered New Wave when they first came out. I remember that, because I'm old and shit. But not so old as I forget shit. My back if finally feeling better. I had split pea soup for lunch.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-02-03 17:19:09 EST (#)
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I'm going to a house party with one of the few americans I've met that can actually drink with me without passing out. (He's immune to Rohypnol). Shit load of wine and a bottle of bourbon to go through. The ol' smoker is fired up, ribs have been smoking for three hours.
Goddam I love this place sometimes.
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Fact: Freedom smells like barbeque, gasoline, cordite, and whiskey.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-03 17:16:43 EST (#)
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not joking but then i mostly listen to darkie music
anyway, off to get fatter and drunker.
enjoy y'all.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-03 17:15:38 EST (#)
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Tom Petty's good. I remember when Renegade came out. That was a long time ago. :(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-03 17:15:35 EST (#)
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You are joking, right?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-03 17:13:47 EST (#)
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are you joking? what about last dance with mary jane? what about running down a dream? what about I won't back down?
you kids don't know anything about rock and roll.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-03 16:24:30 EST (#)
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Tom Petty, the author of such hits as "Free Fallin'"...and that's it.
Prince isn't a washed-up cunt ;(
I respect his decision to play a penis-shaped guitar.
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2008-02-03 16:12:22 EST (#)
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The superbowl is almost as gay as Michael Jackson.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-03 15:54:36 EST (#)
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Yeah, the original Mikey Jackson. Cool.
Giants for the win.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-02-03 15:47:05 EST (#)
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i had sex (with a girl) while lsitening to Free Falling when i was 18. i have yet to hear this song and not ejaculate since
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-03 15:44:40 EST (#)
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really? You've never heard of Tom Petty? He's quite well known. You'll recognize the music if you hear it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-03 15:44:21 EST (#)
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Welcome out from under your musical rock.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-02-03 15:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
plus 2 super bowl excitement. even if you're cheering on the wrong team