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Okay, so I was cybering with some homo on gmail chat and after i'd cum (1973 hits)

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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-02-04 12:55:44 EST


we got talking about the internet.

I think i've pretty much read it. From ubersite to maddox, from wikipedia to google earth, from writers forums to liverpoolfc.tv, from nfl.com to ultrapasswords.com. Seen it, read it, wanked to it.

Then the oiled greek homo I was talking to had a fairly decent idea. Why not ask YOU lot what you look at on the internet (i'm sure you weird cunts will come up with something suitably fucked up in the mix), so when you're not circle jerking here what web addresses do you hammer into your sticky keyboards?

It can be serious, juvenile, sports, rape, just something fucking different.

Well come on then, chop chop.





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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-08 02:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2008-02-06 05:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Berty, what personal tragedies were you talking about btw?
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He is Apollo.

That is his crime, it is also his punishment.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-08 02:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2008-02-06 05:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Berty, what personal tragedies were you talking about btw?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 05:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent. Now that you're single all I have to do to win you over is figure out what to offer the woman who has everything.

... Bugger.

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2008-02-06 05:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-05 11:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

>>So basically you want me to harrass you for sex and compliment your lucious eyebrows?
Um... no.

>>Or you could just kill your husband and email me your address. Either or.
Sure, I'll pick up the phone and order a hit on him right now... I choose not to give my address though... and that's ok cos you said either or.

And hey JAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMIE!

I watched the Liverpool and Stoneybridge Harriers under 11's game and thought of you. Can't believe you lot didnt dignify those guys amazing achievement of getting to play you by putting out your first team :(

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-05 20:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Football (or soccer as it is more commonly known in North America), has origins steeped in conjecture. There is evidence of games involving teams and a ball being kicked (mostly into a net - just not so much in england), dating as far back as the Chinese Han Dynasty - around the 2nd and 3rd centuries B.C., the ancient Mayans, and prior to the Han Dynasty even of pitch markings found in Japan.

The english attempted to codify the game in the nineteenth century, possibly writing a secret rule to hardly ever score whenever they played.

Years later, the english, weary of losing everything they ever played against Australia, conspired to beat their super-human betters in a friendly international. Australians played four football codes they figured, and surely their talent would be stretched thin. england got spanked 3-1, and then tried to laugh it off by saying "oh but that was just a FRIENDLY", even though david beckham cried in the change-room at half time when ericksson wouldn't let him play the second half.





Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-05 19:53:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

and drop-bear kickball

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-02-05 19:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hearby officially remove the right for the robot known as DangerRanger to talk about football.

It must satisfy itself with traditional Ozzie sports i.e. Ozzie Rules Spackball, Kangaroo Raping and Koala Buggery Union.


That'll teach the grey haired chucklefuck

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-05 19:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hmm, now that I've cut it, yes....

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-05 19:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

same hair

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-05 19:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://uglyfootballers.com/genpage.asp?DocumentID=145



could be my sister, you know?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-05 19:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well, it's only because he's seen the real me and knows the truth


he also helps me find the pics that I keep posting. I need the facade.



*weeeep*

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-05 19:36:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

see where name-calling gets you jamie? I'm sorry he went and said that crystle, for what it's worth.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-05 19:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you lie.


He doesn't email.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-05 19:35:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

okay but remember when you *see* ray clemence it was just something apollo told me in an email.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-05 19:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't look that old!

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-05 19:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

* googles furiously*

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-05 19:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:39:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

aww... thanks!




its' the teeth, isn't it?
---------------------
no it's because he thinks you look like ray clemence.

hey, don't shoot the messenger.



Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:39:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

aww... thanks!




its' the teeth, isn't it?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-05 13:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

omg a rare bellebrown sighting.

i lost your email address old chap, send me one at apollo88.at.gmail.com.

I feel like doing some stalking.

Crystle: I admire you for many things.





Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-05 12:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

great honk... I'm not twelve! And I've been on uber for years.


I know, it really IS confusing to run into an real girl online who doesn't play at being a slut... you'll get used to it eventually. Meanwhile you can want me for my mind.
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:16:54 PST (#)
Ranking: 0

ps- you do realize i'm only messing with you, right? just because i have sex with strangers from bars, doesn't mean i want to have sex with strangers from ubersite.


Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-05 11:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So basically you want me to harrass you for sex and compliment your lucious eyebrows?

Perhaps we could hold hands whilst we shout at apullo there to stop being so upset over his personal tradgedy/ies and post another hilarious story about being an Englishman in America or about his dwindling hairline.

Or you could just kill your husband and email me your address. Either or.

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2008-02-05 10:37:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Awww Berty, you didnt know what I meant at all... but I suppose, in hindsight that was to be expected.

What I meant was - I was waiting for Uber to be Uber again *for me*.

It's like when a guy looks at midget porn for three weeks straight - suddenly, its not as shocking anymore, and it becomes the norm... and he has to find something more shocking like a chicken sucking off a horse.

Uber was like that for me - Id seen it all before and it was all the same, despite the fact that some of it was actually probably pretty good - so I went away and did some actual work to desensitise myself and then came back to see that Apollo still isn't putting any fucking effort in and doesn't deserve to be on the most viewed list, despite being pretty damn good when he puts his mind to it.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-05 10:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Not really Belle. I mean to say there are still people quipping and bantering, there's still the odd bit of Uberdrama, people still complain about noobs. Apollo is still here, I'm still here, Bart is still here.

What do you want? What do you think has gone? Christ almighty; Jack and his ilk still post stories on here if that's what you're on about.

Is it Dervel? Is it because Dervel is hardly ever here?

I miss Dervel too but we've just got to accept Danger_Ranger as his inferior substitute.

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2008-02-05 09:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You Berty, know exactly what I mean. :P


Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2008-02-05 09:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

www.2girls1finger.com
www.2girls1pitcher.com
www.dugged.com/view_video.php?viewkey=194c475687be6106a3b8
www.blogtelevision.net/p/Videos-Watch-a-Video___1,2,,64684.html
You know, the classy stuff.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-05 08:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not sure what you mean, Belle. Is Uber currently a watermelon?

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2008-02-05 08:43:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No... just waiting for Uber to become Uber again :)

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-05 07:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought you were dead, Belle.

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2008-02-05 06:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I dont know what I look at really, it never really sticks, but I can tell you that I can waste a whole day at work doing it...

I once wondered which one of you fucks looked up "SMURF PORN", "RACIST AIM ICONS",
"PENIS PENDANT", "QUIZ BUM OR ELBOW", "ALBINO MONKEY PORN", "'PEE HOLE' OLYMPICS", and my personal favourite "HOW SCISSORS WORK" and found this place... and were you delighted or disappointed?

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-04 23:51:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.liveleak.com/
http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/
http://www.animamundi.com.br/
http://www.seanbaby.com/
http://www.maskon.com/
http://www.godecookery.com/
http://www.tuckermax.com/
http://www.mondominishows.com/
http://www.popcap.com/
http://www.amazon.com/
http://www.ebay.com/



Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-02-04 22:42:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

moid.org

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-04 22:06:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-04 21:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-04 16:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-04 16:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1



http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html
-----
awesome.
592 ft (Venus Flytrap)
-----
747 ft (5th bounce)
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1275 ft


Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-04 21:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

haha ok then: www.pulsehead.com

PARRRRRRTY!!!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-04 21:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-04 16:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-04 16:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1



http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html
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awesome.
592 ft (Venus Flytrap)
-----
747 ft (5th bounce)

Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2008-02-04 21:43:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.boardgamegeek.com/newuser.php

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-04 21:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

dont be an idiot sam

you know me better than that

the whole 'go outside thing' doesn't apply to a man of the world like me




Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-04 20:41:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

try going outside and getting out of your rut. i know, i know - you got it just how you like it, but youd be surprised how little entertainment value the internet really has.

Submitted by someone (user info) at 2008-02-04 20:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://disney.go.com/index

Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2008-02-04 20:25:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-05 04:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://datingforfatchicks.com/

this is the only other site I use.


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Lol.

I use,

www.myspace.com
www.tibia.com
www.hotmail.com
www.youtube.com


Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-04 19:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WWW.Somethingawful.com


Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-04 19:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-04 17:52:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

www.powerseductionandwar.com

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Groovy.

Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2008-02-04 18:39:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/13652

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-04 17:52:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

www.powerseductionandwar.com

or, on a broader scale,

www.rudiusmedia.com



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-04 17:24:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

www.hockeyfights.com
http://www.redtube.com/new
http://www.myspace.com/buzzcocksofficial
http://www.golfnetonline.net/clubentry4.asp?CourseNum=85287&StateId=2B&logoutflag=T
http://www.impactmerch.com/home/home.php?xid=ee295cb9f12ff4a8f33e3cc6984ded10&store_language=US


and some piece of shit called Ubersite.com

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-04 17:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Man, you ARE a fucking flamer, aren't you pal?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-04 17:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-02-04 16:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i started coming here after they *the fucking music guild* killed all the tablature sites

================================================================

I AM STILL REALLY PISSED OFF ABOUT THAT


fuck, if i was a famous musician, i'd be honored if people were tabbing my songs. it just goes to show that it's always about the money, goddamnit.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-04 16:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-04 16:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1



http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html
-----
awesome.
592 ft (Venus Flytrap)

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-04 16:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1



http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html


Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-04 16:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

http://casta.ru/index.php

This week there's a post about Tiger Lilly.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-04 16:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

theonion
digg
realultimatepower
lambgoat
gmail
yahoo
newegg
pricewatch
southparkzone

assorted others.

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-02-04 16:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i started coming here after they *the fucking music guild* killed all the tablature sites

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-04 16:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-04 16:16:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ps- you do realize i'm only messing with you, right? just because i have sex with strangers from bars
*****************
Yeah monkey bars maybe ya big perv!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-04 16:16:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ps- you do realize i'm only messing with you, right? just because i have sex with strangers from bars, doesn't mean i want to have sex with strangers from ubersite.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-04 16:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

haha, i KNEW that answer was coming. this isn't about me or morals, woman!

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-04 16:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Lately I've been watching episodes of Penn & Teller: Bullshit, oh and this lil' game travian.com is fun if very nerdy

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-04 16:00:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It isn't not wanting to have sex. It's not wanting to have sex with you.








It's morals.

and no, I'm not catholic

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-04 15:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ultrapasswords.com- the only thing I don't like about this place is the number of dead passwords you have to go through to get anywhere.

I'm not about to get into my wierd porn preferences.

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-02-04 15:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-04 14:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

:-(

===================================

i never really understood what makes people not want to have sex. it boggles the mind.

==========

Roman Catholicism.


I spend a lot of time reading The Onion online, if I'm on my computer you can pretty safely assume that The Onion and facebook are open. I go on youtube binges at times. I'm on the 'space every now and again for band updates. I don't have any cool sites I'd like to share. Except for this one.

http://mitchclem.com/nothingnice/

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-02-04 15:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

cricinfo.com

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-04 15:17:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Someone just sent me this site:

http://producten.hema.nl/


Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-02-04 15:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php
www.explosm.com

^^Two very good web comics, although I'm sure you've seen cyanide and happiness before.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-04 14:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

:-(

===================================

i never really understood what makes people not want to have sex. it boggles the mind.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-04 14:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this is my favorite website of all time-

http://www.swapmypop.com/tour1.php?nats=

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-04 14:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

rob, that IS cool.




Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/
http://www.surprise.com/
http://www.theonion.com/content/index
http://www.foundmagazine.com/
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/



Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The superficial- I think someone on here told me about it, facebook, I have Stumbleupon, a bit of uber.

When I am bored I read:

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
http://gawker.com/
http://www.popbitch.com/board.html
http://www.cockeyed.com/body.html



Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

recent list:
kzrider.com
mrcycles.com
asme.org
carvin.com
ebay.com
freerice.com
xkcd.com
explosm.com
and of course Uber.



Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i get my news from obscurestore.com.
the end of the internet: http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm yes, old news.
do you like beer?: http://www2.b3ta.com/beer/
world toilet org? Seriously?: http://www.worldtoilet.org/

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


http://www.marumushi.com/apps/newsmap/newsmap.cfm

concept (from website)

Newsmap is an application that visually reflects the constantly changing landscape of the Google News news aggregator. A treemap visualization algorithm helps display the enormous amount of information gathered by the aggregator. Treemaps are traditionally space-constrained visualizations of information. Newsmap's objective takes that goal a step further and provides a tool to divide information into quickly recognizable bands which, when presented together, reveal underlying patterns in news reporting across cultures and within news segments in constant change around the globe.
Newsmap does not pretend to replace the googlenews aggregator. Its objective is to simply demonstrate visually the relationships between data and the unseen patterns in news media. It is not thought to display an unbiased view of the news; on the contrary, it is thought to ironically accentuate the bias of it.


I have this set as my homepage. I think it's cool.



Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

furnitureporn.com

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

:-(

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Facebook, Craigslist, IMDB, and Fantasy Sports.

I don't spend as much time online as I used to.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:39:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I've been hitting up all of the sports blogs of note over the past few months.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://datingforfatchicks.com/

this is the only other site I use.
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I loled.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yw, head

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oiled greek homo? Did he send you any pictures of his mom?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

outside of uber, i spend most of my time at work on cyberpresse.ca, hfboards.com and um, that's about it.

at home, i play cs or read wiki erraticly.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

speaking of, is anyone looking to pamper a prude?

==================================================================

don't hold your breath.




when you finally realize that life is much more exciting and fufilling when you're not a prude, give me a call and i'll buy you anything you want.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:31:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

see! it worked! that's something new.

thanks, jaw.




Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:29:33 EST (#)
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I concur. No one has mastered the art of the non sequitur quite like thesuperficial.com guy.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:29:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:26:35 EST (#)
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Jeanneee- the guy that does thesuperficial.com is hilarious. it's always good for a laugh when you're really bored and have already masturbated too many times for the day.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:25:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:15:44 EST (#)
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incanhascheezburger.com, dlisted.com, poopreport.com, thesuperficial.com, jcrew.com, bananarepublic.com, macys.com, craigslist and facebook

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:07:47 EST (#)
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hmm.. well, I do alot of bill paying/finance monitering type stuff online.


Also alot of my job stuff is done through various intrawebs.


and then I window shop (Yes, online.. it's easy.. LOTS of open windows) and dream of which shoes, which puppy, which dress, which jewelry, which camera I'll buy when I find a rich guy...


speaking of, is anyone looking to pamper a prude?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:00:45 EST (#)
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http://datingforfatchicks.com/

this is the only other site I use.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-04 12:56:46 EST (#)
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Can I have this in english please?


Your mother seems really upset. I better go have a talk with
her -- during the commercial.

-- Homer Simpson
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