PPT (Poetry Post Tuesday): A Tribute To Fungah (490 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: 1.13 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CT (View user info) at 2008-02-05 15:25:16 EST
He, he's such a fungi
He says look at that as he points at your shirt
And if you look down, your face he will hurt
Why does he have to be such a jerk?
I don't know...'course, with him, no one ever knows
He, he's such a fungi
When he comes to your home you don't know what to do
He's from a strange culture, but really grows on you
Spoils your fun and hasn't a clue...that's for sure
'Course his favorite hobby is nuclear war
Found him one day sittin' with my dirty socks
I said I don't like cryin' over spilt milk but this time it's spoiled
I told him this time, I've really had enough
I yelled (basically), "Guy, you stink; get outta my stuff!"
Bye bye, guy
He, he's such a fungi
He steals all your bread; his jokes get so old
After his creation they threw away his mold
He'll get your dander up because he is so bold...so bold
His stories are never told
His name is Gus but he's fun Gus to us
He, he's such a fungi
He's so obnoxious, never your friend
But you're always itchin' to see him again
Why doesn't he run for president? He'll probably win
Of course he'll probably start nuclear war with every country on the face of this earth
What a fungi, he really grows on you
When he's around you never know what to do
He really grows on you, he really grows on you
He, he's such a fungi
User Reviews
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-15 20:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not a poetry lover, but this wasn't bad.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-02-06 01:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 22:01:56 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
See my post for details on your rescinded membership.
Sorry.
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Laaame.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-06 01:01:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
See my post for details on your rescinded membership.
Sorry.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-02-06 00:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 21:44:44 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-02-06 05:36:15 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 12:33:58 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Grow up Haiku.
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It's clear to me now, in order to fully mature, I must enjoy horses getting kicked in the balls, and -2 some random internet guy's poetry.
I feel better already.
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Today my son, today you have become a man!
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Sweet.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-06 00:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-02-06 05:36:15 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 12:33:58 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Grow up Haiku.
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It's clear to me now, in order to fully mature, I must enjoy horses getting kicked in the balls, and -2 some random internet guy's poetry.
I feel better already.
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Today my son, today you have become a man!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-02-06 00:36:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 12:33:58 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Grow up Haiku.
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It's clear to me now, in order to fully mature, I must enjoy horses getting kicked in the balls, and -2 some random internet guy's poetry.
I feel better already.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-05 23:48:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EWWWW LICIOUS!!
GAAAAAH-ROSSS!!
(he is cute, huh? specially if you're into babies...)
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*tantrum*
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-05 22:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll +1 it, just because most of it rhymed. Good job.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-05 22:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-05 20:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Crystle- MY CLOCK IS TICKING, I'LL DO WHATEVER I HAVE TO! ;)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EWWWW LICIOUS!!
GAAAAAH-ROSSS!!
(he is cute, huh? specially if you're into babies...)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-05 12:57:50 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want Fungah to PEW PEW PEW his werewolf robot babies into me.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
um..... ok.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:57:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want Fungah to PEW PEW PEW his werewolf robot babies into me.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-05 14:53:38 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
If I'm to 'bust' I will bust on my own time thx.
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I'm fully prepared to compensate for any lost wages if you need to punch out at work in order to bust.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wooooo!!!!
Me!
Two of me!
WOW. IT'S POSTMODERN. WHOA!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:53:38 EST (#)
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If I'm to 'bust' I will bust on my own time thx.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-05 20:48:45 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Grow up Haiku. Poems are gay.
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Don't sleep tonight. The ghost of Robert Burns is gonna fuck you up...
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That guy was from Ayr, I could have the motherfucker.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Grow up Haiku. Poems are gay.
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Don't sleep tonight. The ghost of Robert Burns is gonna fuck you up...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-05 20:35:05 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 14:33:58 CST (#)
Ranking: -2
Grow up Haiku. Poems are gay.
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DON'T MAKE ME BUST ORGASMATRON ON YOUR ASS, YOUNG MAN
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I'd rather he came in my mouth to be honest, I prefer that.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:35:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 14:33:58 CST (#)
Ranking: -2
Grow up Haiku. Poems are gay.
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DON'T MAKE ME BUST ORGASMATRON ON YOUR ASS, YOUNG MAN
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Grow up Haiku. Poems are gay.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:29:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read this, but hurty's horse thing pissed me off.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-05 20:27:52 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 14:26:19 CST (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto Poetry -2
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If I put it to song, will you change your rating?
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Fuckin' A dude, get on that!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 14:26:19 CST (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto Poetry -2
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If I put it to song, will you change your rating?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:26:58 EST (#)
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I promise that I haven't been eating any psychocilibin mushrooms.
Today, that is.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto Poetry -2