My name is Locksly. I am an asexual. (1481 hits)
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Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2008-02-06 06:11:31 EST
Not that being Asexual bothers me that much...
To quote my brother "You don't know what you're missing out on". Exactly: I don't know what I'm missing out on, so why should it bother me?
In a nutshell I'm simply not sexually attracted to women. OR Men. I guess that part of my brain never developed.
It was an issue in my late teens and early twenties, because while I could see why a certain female may be attractive to my friends, I wouldn't be attracted to her. To explain it to people who have no idea what being asexual is I usually just say its like not ever having to need to drink water because you never get thirsty. If you have never been thirsty your entire life how would you explain that to someone who thinks about drinking water all day every day?
I guess that didn't make a lot of sense.
Basically I could have relations with people but I choose not to, because I don't feel a need for it. I don't think its gross or anything but its something I'd rather not do.
I have no sexual drive or urge, and basically never have.
I used to wonder why that part of me would be missing, why bother being human if you cannot reproduce? All the equipment is there but there is no desire or drive.
Theres lost of us out there, up to 2% of the population if you believe some studies. And its not as if we've had bad experiences or anything, its just one part of our brain that was never switched on.
Andy Warhol was asexual, that didn't cheer me up when I found out because he was fucking weird.
I have met a few people online but generally I don't feel the need to talk about it or join a support group because I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything, nor do I feel like there is something wrong with me. if you ask me there is somehting wrong with people who think about knockin boots all day. Get a fucking hobby already...
There are advantages to this. If a girl is flirting with me, I pick up on it, but don't react whatsoever. Which is actually very empowering. Most guys turn to putty with a pretty face and will let a hot chick get away with murder. Me? every girl is the same in my book fat, ugly, old, attractive whatever. Couldn't give a fuck. No, you can't cut in line because you're showing cleavage and talking in a sing song voice I am locksly, I'm asexual. I literally don't give a fuck. Get to the back of the line.
Of course this opens me up to numerous gay jokes. which is how my brother managed to convince my entire family that I was gay: http://www.ubersite.com/m/98668
I know a few of my friends just think I'm having trouble coming out of the closet but trust me, fun boys don't excite me either.
Women find me intriguing though, and without tooting my horn (because I rarely get the urge) I have had literally hundreds of girls aggressively come on to me since high school, when they find out i'm asexual. I guess I'm a challenge for them, a conquest as it were. Which would be great for my ego if I gave a fuck (yes literally).
So there you have it, no funny story to go with it. Just something I wanted to share with uber.
Don't feel sorry for Locksly though, but feel free to ask any questions as the more you learn about it the more you'll realise its not an issue.
Or just call me a fag. Whatever.
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Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-08-10 16:10:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-10 15:42:52 EDT (#)
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"I am locksly, I'm asexual. I literally don't give a fuck."
Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-08-10 15:29:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by artemisia (user info) at 2008-08-10 15:27:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by platonicchic (user info) at 2008-03-02 16:19:23 EST (#)
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How did I miss this? You are not alone my friend. Just look at my screen name.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-08 06:10:29 EST (#)
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Good 4 U!! Can't say I really understand, but I'm for anything that will slow the growth of humanities population.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-08 02:24:52 EST (#)
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FAG
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2008-02-07 22:58:06 EST (#)
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+2 because i'm exactly the same.
Except I'm Australian and that makes me superior.
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-02-07 22:53:28 EST (#)
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VIP gotta stick together ;)
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-07 20:23:09 EST (#)
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plus 2 linus from peanuts
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:07:53 EST (#)
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+2 Front page.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-02-07 04:23:01 EST (#)
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what a fagsley
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-07 03:56:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 21:02:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-06 19:43:55 EST (#)
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C'mon, you could get it up for rob_berg, though, right? I'm talking ROB FUCKING BERG. Think about it.
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well we all have at least one weakness
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-07 03:44:11 EST (#)
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I have an ex-wife who would call you a naysayer, or a mere apprentice. Mind you I *was* accused of having an affair, and then being gay. :(\\
it wasn't until I held ALOFT the mighty BOXES of SOLDIER OF FORTUNE II and HALFLIFE that publishers had imbued upon me in their relentless quest to make me look gay and having an affair, that she finally understood.
"SEE *NOW*, sweet vixen" I said. "YOUR'S is not to reason why, I have been BESTOWED with these apparently TRIPLE A titles, and must play them thus, lest they give up their own inadequacies. LO, for if they are NOT TRIPLE A, i. WILL. defeat them on medium difficulty setting and wonder why I am not sexing you. right after I play a bit more wolfenstein 3d."
she left me anyhow. *right* in the middle of me downloading a completely BRILLIANT gore patch for soldier of fortune one. well i'd recompleted wolfenstein 3d. and it was only 11:30.
sighs....
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-07 03:18:49 EST (#)
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this is so fucked up i don't even know what to say
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-07 03:15:10 EST (#)
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Wow.. I have thought I was strange for a while as well. I don't whack off or beat off. I never have. Well at first I thought because I was catholic but when I moved out of my house at age 19 or when I was home alone I never did it.
I never understood looking at porno and whacking it to that. I want to do the fucking, not watch some guy. I want kids but I have no drive to have kids I guess. I really don't want nore need a girlfriend or companion. I just kind of do it because I'm supposed to have one. I'm not gay because when I see gay shit my stomach curls.
But I just like interaction and kicking it. I never understood why I never beat off.
Submitted by jared.melton (user info) at 2008-02-07 03:00:09 EST (#)
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The Buddy Christ approves of this post.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 21:02:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-06 19:43:55 EST (#)
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C'mon, you could get it up for rob_berg, though, right? I'm talking ROB FUCKING BERG. Think about it.
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well we all have at least one weakness
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-06 20:55:44 EST (#)
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letting nobody in means your safe from the pain of having something get close enough to you only to betray your trust or confirm your fears
like the simon & garfunkle song... you are a rock, a rock feels no pain.
...go get yourself a kitten and give it some hugz
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-06 20:12:07 EST (#)
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I don't think this "affliction" is by any choice of yours.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-06 19:45:54 EST (#)
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No, you can't cut in line because you're showing cleavage and talking in a sing song voice I am locksly, I'm asexual. I literally don't give a fuck. Get to the back of the line.
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Okay, +2 for this line. Pure gold.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-06 19:43:55 EST (#)
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C'mon, you could get it up for rob_berg, though, right? I'm talking ROB FUCKING BERG. Think about it.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-06 19:41:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:12:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-04 12:57:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-04 06:49:39 EST (#)
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retal minus 2's coming to 9 ppl
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bring it bitch
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Oh, its fucking brought
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you're too late because it has already been brung
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 15:57:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:47:59 EST (#)
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you can sell t-shirts
don't fuck with me!- on the front
cos it's pointless - on the back
just kidding.
i'm jealous, really
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That is actually really funny
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-02-06 15:37:31 EST (#)
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asexual? that's hot. wanna fuck?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-06 15:21:34 EST (#)
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I figured this was gonna be about a time someone told you "go fuck yourself" and you did. This is even more strange!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:25:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:25:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:24:12 EST (#)
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Interesting, I've read up on the topic before.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:07:19 EST (#)
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maybe you have a huge ass benign tumor pressuring your pituitary gland.
I call dips on removing it!
Nurse, get me my chainsaw.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:39:56 EST (#)
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I can pretty much shut off my sex drive, but that's probably more because I've had a strong sense of discipline and self-control since I was six. But hey, I'm also a pretty weird dude.
I think I can honestly say that I've never felt like I needed sex, but I certainly do enjoy it.
Boy toucher.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:18:52 EST (#)
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I wanted to see how long it would take for the reviews to get to Morissey/The Smiths. If it didn't, I would have made a "you don't listen to the smiths a lot do you?" comment.
That being said, I think my ex-girlfriend was asexual. In fact I'm pretty sure of it in a non-joking manner.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:07:32 EST (#)
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whoa crap, i meant to + rate
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:04:43 EST (#)
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Ecstasy
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:04:36 EST (#)
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on the other end of the stick
trysexual - try anything!
ok, i think i'm done here
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:47:59 EST (#)
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you can sell t-shirts
don't fuck with me!- on the front
cos it's pointless - on the back
just kidding.
i'm jealous, really
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:32:02 EST (#)
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this is a lie
he's a hit whore.
whore has sexual conotations.
liar
liar
liar!
goddamn pants on fire
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:40:39 EST (#)
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I rather like Morrisey. I read some letters between him and some random guy, they were very funny.
It was years ago now, I must remember to look those up.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:27:34 EST (#)
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Have you ever jerked off, what did you think of?
If not as a healthy male you must have had a wet dream, when it happened who did you think of, what was it about?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:18:39 EST (#)
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i liked modest mouse before all that float on shit
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:13:35 EST (#)
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Modest mouse? Urgh, that sounds bad. I can't look - I dare not look.
He made The Smiths, though.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:10:50 EST (#)
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Yeah, but he's in Modest Mouse now, which is gay.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:08:41 EST (#)
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God, he should marry Joss Stone. What a fat cunt (and oh, how fat he is too).
Johnny Marr was the talent behind the Smiths.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:06:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:04:36 GMT (#)
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True, below. The Americans think Morrissey is a Yank, anyway.
Well, he does live in LA, in his big white house, with car and pool and fridge full of meat.
The Smiths ruled.
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In the Metro he said he didn't want to come back to England because all the immigration had made the country un-English, or words to that effect.
To the list of wanker, arrogant and pretentious then, we can also add racist.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:04:36 EST (#)
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True, below. The Americans think Morrissey is a Yank, anyway.
Well, he does live in LA, in his big white house, with car and pool and fridge full of meat.
The Smiths ruled.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:00:16 EST (#)
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All the time I might add, not just for a while.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:59:33 EST (#)
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Morrissey is also a pretentious twat.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:57:40 EST (#)
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morrissey was a self proclaimed nonsexual for a while.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:54:24 EST (#)
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*puts us into...
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:53:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:44:33 EST (#)
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Do you masturbate?
If not, you're nonsexual, not asexual.
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Although I appreciate the e analysis nonsexual is just a category other puts us into
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:52:02 EST (#)
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"There are advantages to this. If a girl is flirting with me, I pick up on it, but don't react whatsoever. Which is actually very empowering."
I used to use the tactic all the time. It's a good one. :)
Anyway. Somehow this seems to bother you. Humans are sexual beings, not that there's anything wrong about being asexual. Maybe you should get your hormone levels checked to be on the safe side to make sure things are working fine. Just a suggestion.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:50:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:44:33 EST (#)
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Do you masturbate?
If not, you're nonsexual, not asexual.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:44:33 EST (#)
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Do you masturbate?
If not, you're nonsexual, not asexual.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:42:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:41:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:41:09 GMT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:39:34 EST (#)
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Being an alter is almost as lame as being asexual.
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Kidding!
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You know nobody will believe you, right?
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Being an alter or asexual?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:41:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:32:35 EST (#)
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You are not an alter.
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I used to think you were
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:41:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:41:09 GMT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:39:34 EST (#)
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Being an alter is almost as lame as being asexual.
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Kidding!
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You know nobody will believe you, right?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:41:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:39:34 EST (#)
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Being an alter is almost as lame as being asexual.
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Kidding!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:39:34 EST (#)
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Being an alter is almost as lame as being asexual.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:32:35 EST (#)
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You are not an alter.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:28:45 EST (#)
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Awesome... Most Heated.
You all know I'm an alter right?
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:07:26 EST (#)
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I think I can almost, kinda relate - I totally lost the urge to do anything after I had a child. I didnt feel sexual at all for months and months and months.
It just wasnt on the radar and I wasnt bothered in the slightest. I reckon I could have gone on like that, but then, I dont think I actually had a choice about it. Thats just how my body and brain were working, then things went back to normal.
Although, they do say the more sex you have the more up for it you are... so maybe, if you did it more often, it'd up the drive... maybe... but probably not.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:06:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:01:55 EST (#)
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ANSWER THE LADIES QUESTION: DOES LOCKSLY REQUIRE HUGZ OR CAN HE SURVIVE ON BREAD ALONE?
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I LIEK TEH HUGZ
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:05:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:57:42 EST (#)
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....I'm finding this far too diverting. I apologise for babbling on.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:57:04 EST (#)
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I wonder if it's all tied together, if it's simply the sexual desire that's missing or if it's a whole chunk of procreation-patterned behaviors that evolution have instilled in us. If it's just sexual desire, then that would probably be a chemical imbalance of some kind, but if it's that whole spectrum of instincts, then it's something fascinating and entirely absorbing to consider.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:53:54 EST (#)
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I guess that now I'm actually wondering how much of the touching I do really is entirely non-sexual. I know I get a little shiver when I hug my husband, so I suppose that's sexual... does that mean that if I were asexual, I wouldn't want to hug him at all?
And does the lack of a desire to procreate really lead to asexuality? I mean, a lot of people never want children, and still have sexual urges.. are those sexual urges really just purely based on procreation at an instinctive, primitive level, and does this same desire not to procreate mean you don't have a nurturing side, too?
I guess what I mean is that our need to comfort or hug kids with their big eyes and oversized heads is a genetically hardwired behavior that directly ties into continuation of the species, and if the desire to procreate is missing, leading to lack of interest in sex, does that mean that you ALSO have no need or desire or instinct to protect a child in danger, hug a crying toddler, etc etc etc?
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You hug people all the time with no intention or inclination to go to bed with them right?
I kind of think its just the same as that, I have a dog here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/97234 please check him out. he rocks...
If I know he is mega cute, then I must have a heart, right?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:01:55 EST (#)
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ANSWER THE LADIES QUESTION: DOES LOCKSLY REQUIRE HUGZ OR CAN HE SURVIVE ON BREAD ALONE?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:58:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:46:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:38:47 EST (#)
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You'd just be all "Locksly does not understand human vernacular: 'cuddle'. Locksly will now return to maximising personal potential through sustained focus and energy."
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Ahahahahahhahaa
Although, do you like physical contact? Not sexual at all, just hugging or touching... do you feel affection and express it through physical contact, or do you not need other people at all?
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Yes 100%, I don't have aproblem with physical contact at all. Personally, I live on my own in a big fuck off house but if I had to rent in a share house one day, I would have no issues with that. But I've always been able to afford my own house, before that is was bedroom and basment with parents
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:57:42 EST (#)
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....I'm finding this far too diverting. I apologise for babbling on.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:57:04 EST (#)
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I wonder if it's all tied together, if it's simply the sexual desire that's missing or if it's a whole chunk of procreation-patterned behaviors that evolution have instilled in us. If it's just sexual desire, then that would probably be a chemical imbalance of some kind, but if it's that whole spectrum of instincts, then it's something fascinating and entirely absorbing to consider.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:53:54 EST (#)
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I guess that now I'm actually wondering how much of the touching I do really is entirely non-sexual. I know I get a little shiver when I hug my husband, so I suppose that's sexual... does that mean that if I were asexual, I wouldn't want to hug him at all?
And does the lack of a desire to procreate really lead to asexuality? I mean, a lot of people never want children, and still have sexual urges.. are those sexual urges really just purely based on procreation at an instinctive, primitive level, and does this same desire not to procreate mean you don't have a nurturing side, too?
I guess what I mean is that our need to comfort or hug kids with their big eyes and oversized heads is a genetically hardwired behavior that directly ties into continuation of the species, and if the desire to procreate is missing, leading to lack of interest in sex, does that mean that you ALSO have no need or desire or instinct to protect a child in danger, hug a crying toddler, etc etc etc?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:51:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:46:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:38:47 EST (#)
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You'd just be all "Locksly does not understand human vernacular: 'cuddle'. Locksly will now return to maximising personal potential through sustained focus and energy."
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Ahahahahahhahaa
Although, do you like physical contact? Not sexual at all, just hugging or touching... do you feel affection and express it through physical contact, or do you not need other people at all?
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Is Locksly like a dog or a cat?
I still do not see how Locksly will ever be in a position to suffer some manner of emotional crisis and start sabotaging his relationships with his drinking buddies. Quite frankly you could buy the boy a puppy and that would be all of his emotional requirements met for the next 15 years.
Locksly should be the next American President, he is virtually immune to mental illness.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:47:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:41:51 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:37:27 EST (#)
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STOP FLIRTING WITH ME YOU TWO
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I am never so subtle. If I were flirting, you would know about it!
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Thats still flirting
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No it is not! Hahaha Bert is right, that is more my style.
I am not batting my eyelids or giggling or pushing out my bosom or anything. Really!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:46:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:38:47 EST (#)
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You'd just be all "Locksly does not understand human vernacular: 'cuddle'. Locksly will now return to maximising personal potential through sustained focus and energy."
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Ahahahahahhahaa
Although, do you like physical contact? Not sexual at all, just hugging or touching... do you feel affection and express it through physical contact, or do you not need other people at all?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:41:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:37:27 EST (#)
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STOP FLIRTING WITH ME YOU TWO
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I am never so subtle. If I were flirting, you would know about it!
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Thats still flirting
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:39:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:37:27 EST (#)
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STOP FLIRTING WITH ME YOU TWO
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I am never so subtle. If I were flirting, you would know about it!
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Tied to a bed with both ankels broke...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:38:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:29:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:10:53 EST (#)
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I dunno. I've read asexual as being immune to lonliness. Thus I would imagine one would mentally become an armour plated, unstoppable, juggernaut.
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nope, myth.
I think people like that are immune to lonliness first and then the asexual thing is a secondary factor.
What happens to you a decade after menopause?
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Well I guess I'd mope around a lot, telling anyone who'd listen that I miss my cock.
I dunno. I just don't see how an asexual man would have to deal with it. Everybody has friends, so I mean to say that you'd never have the problem of really wanting a cuddle and getting all apathetic and shit.
You'd just be all "Locksly does not understand human vernacular: 'cuddle'. Locksly will now return to maximising personal potential through sustained focus and energy."
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:37:27 EST (#)
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STOP FLIRTING WITH ME YOU TWO
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I am never so subtle. If I were flirting, you would know about it!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:36:58 EST (#)
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Sounds gay. Good luck with all that, Killer.
Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:32:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:28:06 GMT (#)
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Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:25:26 EST (#)
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Pretending to be Asexual attracts chicks.....interesting.....even if you have no sex drive, don't you want to try it just because....well....it feels damn good?
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BB, do you wear a butt plug?
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Not all the time, but I've tried it yeah.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:31:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:28:49 EST (#)
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so what?
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Your mom asked
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:30:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:16:22 EST (#)
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COVERT GAY OPERATIONS!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:16:02 EST (#)
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I used to take antidepressants, they never affected my 'drive' so i have no idea what this is like.
I can see how some women may find it a challenge, which must be terribly annoying. Also, I see the flip side of it for you, in that, if a girl were to fall in love with you, a hetero girl with a healthy sexual appetite, and you had feelings for her, would you enter into the relationship knowing you couldn't be there for her in the way that is traditional or would you not go there at all?
I think, at first glance, most people would think it simplifies life. I bet it has its complications too, though.
Good for you for not being afraid of who you are. :)
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STOP FLIRTING WITH ME YOU TWO
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:29:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:10:53 EST (#)
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I dunno. I've read asexual as being immune to lonliness. Thus I would imagine one would mentally become an armour plated, unstoppable, juggernaut.
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nope, myth.
I think people like that are immune to lonliness first and then the asexual thing is a secondary factor.
What happens to you a decade after menopause?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:28:49 EST (#)
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so what?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:28:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:25:26 EST (#)
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Pretending to be Asexual attracts chicks.....interesting.....even if you have no sex drive, don't you want to try it just because....well....it feels damn good?
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BB, do you wear a butt plug?
Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:25:26 EST (#)
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Pretending to be Asexual attracts chicks.....interesting.....even if you have no sex drive, don't you want to try it just because....well....it feels damn good?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:16:22 EST (#)
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COVERT GAY OPERATIONS!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:16:02 EST (#)
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I used to take antidepressants, they never affected my 'drive' so i have no idea what this is like.
I can see how some women may find it a challenge, which must be terribly annoying. Also, I see the flip side of it for you, in that, if a girl were to fall in love with you, a hetero girl with a healthy sexual appetite, and you had feelings for her, would you enter into the relationship knowing you couldn't be there for her in the way that is traditional or would you not go there at all?
I think, at first glance, most people would think it simplifies life. I bet it has its complications too, though.
Good for you for not being afraid of who you are. :)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:10:53 EST (#)
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I dunno. I've read asexual as being immune to lonliness. Thus I would imagine one would mentally become an armour plated, unstoppable, juggernaut.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:09:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:50:30 EST (#)
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Well good for you, anyway.
Isn't sharing nice?
I must say, being asexual does seem to have its advantages. A life without feeling a need to be in a relationship, being indifferent to female manipulation, well, it does seem life would be more relaxed.
(Sorry if I am simplifying things here) but do you have good friendships and relationships with your family as a result? Are you self confident? Do other asexuals feel the same way about this as you?
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You still bond and many people are in relationships or even married, obviously there is more to a relationship than just certain physical acts, I guess they just focus on the other areas.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:07:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:56:09 GMT (#)
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I wish I was asexual. It'd make life much easier.
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But if this were the case, I'd always have wanted to be asexual, right from birth. Otherwise, I know what I might be missing.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:07:13 EST (#)
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My God Locksly, that's remarkable! You must have the cleanest sheets in Christendom.
Seriously though, Plato wrote of the freedom to and the freedom from. He wrote a story about an old man saying how happy he was that he no longer lusted after young boys (you've got to remember that Plato was Greek) and how blissfully simple life had become.
I must confess I have often considered just hacking off my bollocks and having done with the whole sordid business once and for all.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:07:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:48:22 EST (#)
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Can't tell you that you don't know what you are missing then. Do you ever plan on having children? Since we seem to lean toward genetics as the cause, would it be possible to pass it on to them if you did?
I don't mean to pry, but I find the concept facinating. It's not something I can readily conceive of, hell my wife complains that I am oversexed. I want it almost all the time.
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Ever had glandualr fever or had a good friend who has? Apparently you lose your drive then or if you have a gland problem or certain medications...
Maybe you'll experience it then for a short period and get a general idea.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:03:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:46:53 EST (#)
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So you don't even jerk off
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Some asexuals do like once or three times a week methodically, I probably will in a few years for health reasons. But generally no.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:58:10 EST (#)
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you are fucked bro. who comes up with this shit? did baumy up your meds?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:56:09 EST (#)
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I wish I was asexual. It'd make life much easier.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:52:39 EST (#)
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Haha I love all these 'may I ask' and 'don't mean to pry' comments.
If locksley didn't mind these questions, I am sure he anticipated, then he wouldn't have posted it!
:)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:50:30 EST (#)
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Well good for you, anyway.
Isn't sharing nice?
I must say, being asexual does seem to have its advantages. A life without feeling a need to be in a relationship, being indifferent to female manipulation, well, it does seem life would be more relaxed.
(Sorry if I am simplifying things here) but do you have good friendships and relationships with your family as a result? Are you self confident? Do other asexuals feel the same way about this as you?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:50:15 EST (#)
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so....
my wife is an asexual then.
so does this mean cheating on her really isn't a bad thing, seeing as she could care less?
please do tell, doctor dolittle (or diddlelittle, take your pick)
i wish i could be a little less, shall we say interested in the opposite sex. it wood make my life a helluva lot easier.
on that note
dood, i challenge you to come to Prague and after two weeks still say the same story.
it's impossible not to get laid here. impossible, i say.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:48:22 EST (#)
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Can't tell you that you don't know what you are missing then. Do you ever plan on having children? Since we seem to lean toward genetics as the cause, would it be possible to pass it on to them if you did?
I don't mean to pry, but I find the concept facinating. It's not something I can readily conceive of, hell my wife complains that I am oversexed. I want it almost all the time.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:48:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:42:52 GMT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:39:12 EST (#)
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I actually find that concept seriously interesting. Not sure what to make of it, as I don't know any asexuals.
So if neither men, nor women, float your boat, what does? Is there any sexual drive at all?
Surely SOMETHING must get the motor up and revving?
Don't take this as me thinking you are any way abnormal, I'm just taking a genuine curiosity here.
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Not at all. I mean if I concentrate and am in the right mood and atmosphere I can get half interested in it but its empty and fake...
I guess it might be like after you have just been spent and you in no way want to do anything sexual again for a few minutes?
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I can certainly understand THAT feeling.
But forgive me for thinking I'm glad to be a horny heterosexual.
Sure, I've used the ol' 'headache' number when I've not been in the mood with a lady, but those moments are few and far between.
Takes all sorts, I guess.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:46:53 EST (#)
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So you don't even jerk off?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:42:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:39:12 EST (#)
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I actually find that concept seriously interesting. Not sure what to make of it, as I don't know any asexuals.
So if neither men, nor women, float your boat, what does? Is there any sexual drive at all?
Surely SOMETHING must get the motor up and revving?
Don't take this as me thinking you are any way abnormal, I'm just taking a genuine curiosity here.
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Not at all. I mean if I concentrate and am in the right mood and atmosphere I can get half interested in it but its empty and fake...
I guess it might be like after you have just been spent and you in no way want to do anything sexual again for a few minutes?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:40:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:37:44 EST (#)
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ok, even though you don't have the same urge as the rest of us, have you actually tried to have relations?
are you physically capable?
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oh yeah, I find it a thoroughly unenjoyable experience though, and I'm not really connected to the person or moment.... It feels like a chore I guess?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:39:12 EST (#)
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I actually find that concept seriously interesting. Not sure what to make of it, as I don't know any asexuals.
So if neither men, nor women, float your boat, what does? Is there any sexual drive at all?
Surely SOMETHING must get the motor up and revving?
Don't take this as me thinking you are any way abnormal, I'm just taking a genuine curiosity here.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:38:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:30:18 EST (#)
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Weird. Do you get boners?
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It takes a perfect storm for me to get one all planets need to be in alignment, but I do wake up with them at least once a week. So the physical ability is there.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:37:44 EST (#)
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ok, even though you don't have the same urge as the rest of us, have you actually tried to have relations?
are you physically capable?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:37:18 EST (#)
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So you like sheep, then?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:30:18 EST (#)
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Weird. Do you get boners?
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:26:57 EST (#)
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Fag.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:22:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:18:31 EST (#)
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Fair enough. I suppose you can't help having defective genes. Nature has its ways.
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Some asexuals get really pissed at comments like that
HOW DARE YOU SAY I AM DEFECTIVE YOU ARE THE ONE WHOS DEFECTIVE.
But in all seriousness, I take that on board because as a human I should feel the need to reproduce offspring (i think) but I don't.
I have great eyelashes from my mothers side though, so it balances out.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:18:31 EST (#)
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Fair enough. I suppose you can't help having defective genes. Nature has its ways.