Wednesday Camwhore, Bitches (3315 hits)
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Submitted by ghola (View user info) at 2008-02-06 10:09:56 EST
1. I graduate this summer, with a BA in Writing and Linguistics (Emphasis in Creative Writing)
2. I need a job.
3. I have four years experience as Property Manager for a group of apartments.
4. I am literate.
Recommendations?
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MUCH better shorter.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-11 08:02:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Blah, Blah, Blah, you know my opinion...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-09 14:58:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-07 19:07:31 CST (#)
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freckleface
you creepy feeble old paedophile bastard.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-02-09 14:38:22 EST (#)
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1. I graduate this summer, with a BA in Writing and Linguistics (Emphasis in Creative Writing)
(Starbucks barista or Barnes & Noble Clerk)
2. I need a job.
(see above)
3. I have four years experience as Property Manager for a group of apartments.
(Might I suggest a Masters in Janitorial Science)
4. I am literate.
(Then you won't qualify for welfare)
Submitted by anunusualyetwittyname (user info) at 2008-02-09 09:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NSFW link, but a striking resemblance: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72145
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-09 04:41:24 EST (#)
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Nice freckles. Cute.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-08 21:32:13 EST (#)
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did someone hit you in the face several times with a baseball bat?
Submitted by jared.melton (user info) at 2008-02-08 06:49:12 EST (#)
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Incredibly*!!
See! Look what your hotness did to my spelling.
Have another +2.
Submitted by jared.melton (user info) at 2008-02-08 06:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck the haters, you're incredible attractive.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-08 02:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shadecaster (user info) at 2008-02-07 17:04:05 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your pretty cute, but then again I don't have a girlfriend.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2008-02-07 21:55:16 EST (#)
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Also, I second the travelling request. For me, I vacationed WHILE I was in school, taking periodic time-outs to recoup from the scary fact that I was SOMEDAY going to graduate. Took me five years, and if I could go back in time, I would've stretched it to 7+....
PS, to travel you needn't have money. Just do what I did and whore yourself out when your funds run low. It's a bit ashaming, but giving yourself up for money is SURE better then working at a job. I'm thinking of going back to it!
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2008-02-07 21:50:56 EST (#)
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Stephen King IS grocery store trash, I could care less if he's worth 65 Billion dollars.
I have a degree in English and Journalism with an emphasis on American Literature. I now sell wine. Welcome to the world!!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-07 20:35:41 EST (#)
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If you let me take you to Bangkok, we'll make boocoo dollars chop-chop.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-07 20:09:41 EST (#)
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Write some really cool horror fiction, and stop calling Stephen King "grocery store trash."
He's now worth over 65 Million dollars. . .
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-07 20:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
freckleface
Submitted by Shadecaster (user info) at 2008-02-07 20:04:05 EST (#)
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Your pretty cute, but then again I don't have a girlfriend.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-07 18:53:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-07 17:51:06 EST (#)
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As i have mobility capibility we ought meet up soon.
Uh huh...I'll bring the camera and the Cool Whip...You bring....ummm...just bring your ID.
Soon. TBA
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-07 18:31:45 EST (#)
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im an english major with a minor in psychology and an emphasis on getting a degree. i plan to make exorbitant amounts of money and i assume i'm spelling exorbitant correctly.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-07 17:51:06 EST (#)
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As i have mobility capibility we ought meet up soon.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-07 17:37:42 EST (#)
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This sure is a lot of hits.
BTW...Savannah blew.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-07 17:10:31 EST (#)
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I like this:
http://www.monkeybicycle.net/archive/Smith/writing.html
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:25:11 EST (#)
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I too am an English major with an emphasis in Creative Writing.
I live in a box city between a Spartan Food Center and an abandoned YWCA with a multitude of other homeless. On occasion I ask passersby if they have any chapstick, because I'm so damned hungry. I have a couple of manuscripts I'm eager to write down, but I have yet to be able to afford a ream of paper.
There is not much money in this discipline, I'm afraid. I hope you are more successful than myself.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:07:52 EST (#)
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+2 Front page.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-07 14:58:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-07 08:50:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-07 07:07:07 CST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-07 04:36:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 22:45:01 EST (#)
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to be fair, i've quit coloring or cutting my hair, because it costs monies. i was thinking of going to the local tech school and letting some students cut it for cheapcheap.
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sooooooooooo - a friend of mine, was wondering about that tech school cheapcheap stuff. Not for cutting mind, just for.....well, how shall i put this....for a......well let's just imagine this friend of mine was a brunette, and wanted to be different. what sayest thou?
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never let those people color your hair.
scary shit, really.
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That depends...as long as you don't get a student doing it for their first time, I've seen their cuts and colors turn out decent, both on me and others. Just ask for the student who's been there the longest and is closest to graduating.
Of course, if that student has a one month tenure, then RUN. Run like the wind.
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okay i will tell my friend
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-07 14:58:31 EST (#)
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Oh, by the way ghola, you're beautiful.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2008-02-07 14:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
What a lovely young man you've grown into.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-07 14:07:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 21:37:23 EST (#)
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not that it matters, but my degree isn't an english degree. it's a writing and linguistics degree, which is its own branch, seperate from english.
if you went to school many years ago, they might not have had this at the time you went through.
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That SPECIFIC degree was in English, with technical and creative writing emphases. And if you just graduated I'm not that much older than you. At 30, I am old, though. :(
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2008-02-07 13:14:07 EST (#)
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I have the same degree except I have a minor in Religious History. Woohoo!
Take my advice, either get a job in sales or go to law school. Otherwise, get yourself a blue vest and practice saying, "Welcome to Wal-Mart."
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-07 13:05:46 EST (#)
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lmao
Submitted by interchange (user info) at 2008-02-07 13:05:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-06 16:51:57 EST (#)
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I'm sorry... do we know each other?
And for the record, I only had to place in the spelling bee. The winner got a Masters.
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No we don't, at least that I am aware. I just remember that you were a UGA girl from a long time ago. Plus, I never forget a pair of DDDs.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-07 11:55:47 EST (#)
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Yeah, sort of like Zoom, right? I learned how to make snacks and then how to speak a secret language and stuff. The key thing may have been a double dare challenge? Or like Sifl & Olly, only not sock puppets. Or wait, SOCK PUPPETS.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-07 11:10:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-07 08:19:07 EST (#)
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I don't get it. If it was "Punky Brewster called, she wants her freckles back" or something, that would make sense. But you don't have a TV show, do you? Cause if you did I'd watch it.
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I think we could make a tv show and broadcast it online or something. It wouldn't really be about anything, because shows don't have to have plots. Maybe it'd be a different sort of show every time. Sometimes it'd be a cooking show, sometimes it'd be a gameshow, like doubledare. What was that show where the kids had to crawl through different rooms in this house looking thing to find a key? I'd like to do that show. It was fun.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-07 08:54:32 EST (#)
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COYOTE, are you in Madison?
I am and it's usually a pretty nice place to live but yesterday the white death fell heavily closing the city down and making my car absolutely worthless. apparently there were more than 800 cars stuck on the interstate this morning.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-07 08:50:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-07 07:07:07 CST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-07 04:36:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 22:45:01 EST (#)
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to be fair, i've quit coloring or cutting my hair, because it costs monies. i was thinking of going to the local tech school and letting some students cut it for cheapcheap.
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sooooooooooo - a friend of mine, was wondering about that tech school cheapcheap stuff. Not for cutting mind, just for.....well, how shall i put this....for a......well let's just imagine this friend of mine was a brunette, and wanted to be different. what sayest thou?
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never let those people color your hair.
scary shit, really.
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That depends...as long as you don't get a student doing it for their first time, I've seen their cuts and colors turn out decent, both on me and others. Just ask for the student who's been there the longest and is closest to graduating.
Of course, if that student has a one month tenure, then RUN. Run like the wind.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-07 08:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't get it. If it was "Punky Brewster called, she wants her freckles back" or something, that would make sense. But you don't have a TV show, do you? Cause if you did I'd watch it.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-07 08:07:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2008-02-06 23:48:38 EST (#)
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Punky Brewster called.
She wants her show back.
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not the first time i've heard that.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-07 08:07:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-07 04:36:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 22:45:01 EST (#)
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to be fair, i've quit coloring or cutting my hair, because it costs monies. i was thinking of going to the local tech school and letting some students cut it for cheapcheap.
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sooooooooooo - a friend of mine, was wondering about that tech school cheapcheap stuff. Not for cutting mind, just for.....well, how shall i put this....for a......well let's just imagine this friend of mine was a brunette, and wanted to be different. what sayest thou?
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never let those people color your hair.
scary shit, really.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-02-07 04:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Suck some dicks for cash...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-07 04:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you know like what exactly would you say to my friend?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-07 04:37:47 EST (#)
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you know exactly.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-07 04:36:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 22:45:01 EST (#)
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to be fair, i've quit coloring or cutting my hair, because it costs monies. i was thinking of going to the local tech school and letting some students cut it for cheapcheap.
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sooooooooooo - a friend of mine, was wondering about that tech school cheapcheap stuff. Not for cutting mind, just for.....well, how shall i put this....for a......well let's just imagine this friend of mine was a brunette, and wanted to be different. what sayest thou?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-07 03:13:29 EST (#)
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Waffle House is always hiring!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-07 01:21:10 EST (#)
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writing tends to be a subset of an english major for an arts degree over here - i took a bunch of writing units (which i have to say were mostly useless in my opinion).
either way, the important part of my advice stands.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-07 00:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have the nose of that one singer from Plain White T's who sings that really ghey song 'Hey There Dalihla'. But you pull it off in a sexy sort of way.
+2 for being cute.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2008-02-06 23:48:38 EST (#)
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Punky Brewster called.
She wants her show back.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 22:45:01 EST (#)
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to be fair, i've quit coloring or cutting my hair, because it costs monies. i was thinking of going to the local tech school and letting some students cut it for cheapcheap.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-06 22:24:18 EST (#)
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Or bald.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-06 22:20:24 EST (#)
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Maybe bangs and a little wave on the sides if you are going a little longer.
Or a spiky pixie cut if you go short.
You've got a versatile shape but this length and cut doesn't look as good as it could, imho.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 22:12:51 EST (#)
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and what haircut would?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-06 21:45:53 EST (#)
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Your hairstyle doesn't really compliment the shape of your face.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 21:37:23 EST (#)
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not that it matters, but my degree isn't an english degree. it's a writing and linguistics degree, which is its own branch, seperate from english.
if you went to school many years ago, they might not have had this at the time you went through.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-06 20:44:38 EST (#)
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dont listen to the morons here who tell you your degree means youll never get to use it. for the most part, you can be pretty sure that of the few who actually undertook tertiary education, most of them did economics and are now accountants who hate their groundhog-day lives. (cue everyone shouting me down about their rock-star - james bond lives and how awesome everything is in their cubicle and how much cubicle pussy they get down at the same bar they go to every damn day of the week.)
a degree in english with an 'emphasis on creative writing' can be used, and many people all around the world get to use them in a relevant field. though, sometimes you admittedly have to get a little lucky. short of that - mccallum is right, keep writing; who knows what you might come up with tomorrow.
the best plan is pretty much to do what makes you happiest.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-06 20:08:34 EST (#)
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This post is improving with age.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-06 19:31:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:46:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-10-10 22:24:31 EDT (#)
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I can't take this shit anymore. The number of hits based soley on her name alone. I agree with Empathetic, anybody else would have been ridiculed for this.
This post has made me officially retire from Uber.
Good day.
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It is stupid and ridiculous when people get +2'd or -2'd just because of who they are, but this annoyance is overshadowed by the jolly amusement of watching people freak out over it and leave.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-06 19:00:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-06 23:59:39 GMT (#)
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at least this wasn't about your car or eating spam
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-06 18:59:39 EST (#)
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at least this wasn't about your car or eating spam
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-02-06 18:47:01 EST (#)
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Bang me.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-02-06 17:53:02 EST (#)
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Being a science-whore I have no idea, but good luck : )
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-06 17:46:38 EST (#)
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Secretly? I also graduated with an emphasis in creative writing :(
And you look kinda like an evil elf.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-06 17:44:23 EST (#)
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Isn't brdn from Madison?
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-02-06 17:26:08 EST (#)
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I graduated in the same exact boat as you one year ago. I was English lit. with a concentration in linguistics. If I may,
1)Careerbuilder, Monster, etc. are wastes of time. Your most valuable resource is your school's career department and any website they have to hook you up with positions. (Mine was CareerLink, you could submit your resumes to different places with the click of a button.) Be patient.
2)While investigating said opportunities, temp jobs are your FRIENDS. I think Adecco is nation-wide agency and that set me up with a position in the finance field. Exciting? No, but it kept the wolf away from the door until...
3)Some jobs have no specific major requirements, merely a degree requirement. I'm working at an ivy league school doing ethics in medical research and I love my job. I write reports (English) and apply the Federal Law (Criminology) to science/research experiments (Biology, Sociology, Epidemiology). Plus working at a school also gives you great benefits and generally a much cheaper Grad degree program. I'm doing government and should be done by next year.
You may be living off ramen and wearing socks with holes in them for a while, but be patient. When you become financially independent its one of the best feelings in the world. Good luck, ghola!
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2008-02-06 17:20:44 EST (#)
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Move to Madison, Wisconsin. It's full of students who need apartments and landlords who need property managers, and the ultra-high density of coffee shops and relaxed atmosphere makes it the perfect place to sit around and almost but not quite finish your novel. Plus with global warming the winters are even tolerable now, and Chicago and Minneapolis are both within easy striking distance if you need to shop or otherwise feel urbanized.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-02-06 17:17:46 EST (#)
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I have some advice:
1. Go into porn.
2. Stay the fuck away from crack.
3. Use the money from porn to fund further education and buy real estate.
4. Do some creative writing.
5. Don't do anal scenes until you are at least 30. Keep them waiting and wanting more.
6. Retire rich at 35.
You're welcome.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-06 16:51:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by interchange (user info) at 2008-02-06 16:19:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:24:56 EST (#)
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OMG I have a BA in Linguistics too.
You should move to Atlanta and get a job with a property management company. There are lots. And you can write for Creative Loafing or something in your spare time.
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So, to earn a BA in linguistics from UGA you have to do what? Win a 4th grade spelling bee?
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I'm sorry... do we know each other?
And for the record, I only had to place in the spelling bee. The winner got a Masters.
Submitted by interchange (user info) at 2008-02-06 16:43:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 16:28:51 EST (#)
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I'm pretty sure it's a minimum of 3 spelling bees.
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Oh? Do you think she knows how many halves there are in a basketball game or how many points a 3-point shot is worth?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-06 16:42:00 EST (#)
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This is the only way to win a spelling bee.
http://www.derrickcomedy.com/2007/08/18/spelling-bee/
+2 for my own link.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 16:28:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by interchange (user info) at 2008-02-06 16:19:16 EST (#)
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So, to earn a BA in linguistics from UGA you have to do what? Win a 4th grade spelling bee?
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I'm pretty sure it's a minimum of 3 spelling bees.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-02-06 16:22:21 EST (#)
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Diggin the hair
Submitted by interchange (user info) at 2008-02-06 16:19:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:24:56 EST (#)
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OMG I have a BA in Linguistics too.
You should move to Atlanta and get a job with a property management company. There are lots. And you can write for Creative Loafing or something in your spare time.
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So, to earn a BA in linguistics from UGA you have to do what? Win a 4th grade spelling bee?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 15:50:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-02-06 15:14:03 EST (#)
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puuuurty....how do you fight the urge to chop off all your hair? you know you wanna
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Will cut it as soon as it's hot again. So in a month or so.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-02-06 15:04:07 EST (#)
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wait till the next movie version of popeye the sailor man is about to be made
you are a certainty for the role of olive oil
the resemblance is uncanny
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Like all girls with low self esteem, I take that as a compliment.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:41:31 EST (#)
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yah.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-06 15:33:34 EST (#)
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muddy.... isn't that a little base?
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:24:09 PST (#)
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YOU GET OFF HER LAWN!!!
NO, YOU GET OFF HER LAWN!!!
ad infinitum
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-06 15:21:25 EST (#)
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freckles are fun to cum on
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-02-06 15:14:03 EST (#)
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puuuurty....how do you fight the urge to chop off all your hair? you know you wanna
i have no recommendations. my plan is to go to japan and teach english...forever.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-02-06 15:04:07 EST (#)
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wait till the next movie version of popeye the sailor man is about to be made
you are a certainty for the role of olive oil
the resemblance is uncanny
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:59:52 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:41:31 EST (#)
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I hope you took that picture while driving.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:25:05 EST (#)
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My advice is to write for a while in some local magazines that'll never see outside the city, as to make you look in touch with a younger audience, then for your local college, as to make you seem witty and intelligent, advertise everywhere as often as possible, so people are already pre-disposed to liking you.
Never do anything too blog related, as you instantly lose all credibility.
Get the best publicist you possibly can. If possible, get more than one.
Write about non hotly debated topics, which aren't issues concerning anyone. Or write what you usually write, as I usually like that.
In conclusion: Gholatime!
Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:24:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:14:01 EST (#)
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Become a proofreader or technical writer for a manufacturing company, and work on the creative bit in your free time until you get a publishing deal.
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30 years ago, it was not uncommon for a technical writer to earn $1000 per abstract of papers from engineering firms. A friend of mine used to take on 10 abstracts per weekend. Today, I'm not sure whether the situation for tech writers is the same so...I have nothing important to say.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:24:09 EST (#)
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YOU GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
NO, YOU GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
ad infinitum
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:23:29 EST (#)
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Sounds like Jack has a little crush on you.
You should follow his advice.
If you want to be posting stories on ubersite in your forties.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:21:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:22:54 EST (#)
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ghola- Do me a favor and tell Jack McCallum to shut the fuck up before I punch him in his vagina.
Thanks.
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I'll wrap myself in a paper bag. That way I'll be immune to any 'punishment' the tiny bald man dishes out.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:20:38 EST (#)
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I'm hiring a new Account Coordinator for my team. Interested in working in Advertising?
Oh yeah...you'd have to move to NY. And wear tight clothes every day...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:19:53 EST (#)
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well I thought that...then I remember you said i was being an asshole lately
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:18:15 EST (#)
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Now we just need me telling someone to go on a diet...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:16:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:10:20 EST (#)
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Short hair suits you far more than this basin cut
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Well now I've seen it all today. First sico directing someone on how to dress and now EI speaking about proper hair.
*dies
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:14:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:56:58 EST (#)
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I think I will be you, in about five years. But switch around the major/minors.
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Being an english major causes cancer.
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I know! How exciting is that! Personally I'm really looking forward to the debt, and starvation.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:10:20 EST (#)
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Short hair suits you far more than this basin cut
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:52:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:26:47 CST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:14:01 EST (#)
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Become a proofreader or technical writer for a manufacturing company, and work on the creative bit in your free time until you get a publishing deal.
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how does one find such a gig?
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I think wookie answered this below...search engines, look for FT employee vs. contractual positions, yada yada. Sorry I'm late on the reply, been busy this morning.
If you don't mind relocating, I can give you the names of a few good companies in the Midwest for such work. Drop me an e-mail if interested.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:32:38 EST (#)
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any good with numbers?
i need someone who can cook the books
if i dont get licked im willin ta give you 15%
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:27:40 EST (#)
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Teach the children to be less awful at life, there is a severe lack of decent teachers it seems. You don't seem like you would purposefully ruin children's lives, so you already have the one-up on the competition.
Fuck the Japanese, do us all a favor and teach Sico english.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:34:33 EST (#)
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Get your masters at the very least. Everyone and their mother has a BA nowadays, it just doesn't cut it anymore, unfortunately, regardless of your major.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:22:54 EST (#)
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ghola- Do me a favor and tell Jack McCallum to shut the fuck up before I punch him in his vagina.
Thanks.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:16:20 EST (#)
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I took a job as a secretary and then I tutored spoiled little rich kids who had the reading comprehension of a paperclip wrapped in twine.
I wanted to blow my brains out every single day. With my current job, I only want to do that about 3 times a week so I guess that's a step up.
My advice is to try to find a job in education. The pay is pretty good and the benefits are usually awesome (think just about every single holiday off and then some). I live in the northeast so I get paid on snow days too. It makes the bullshit kind of worth it. I will be starting back for my MFA in creative writing in June, hoping to start teaching somewhere afterwards.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:15:52 EST (#)
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Nothing but the finest latex for my loins.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:13:26 EST (#)
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what'd you end up doing afterwards?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:12:25 EST (#)
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My recommendation? Get ready for tears. I graduated with the exact same major 6 years ago and fell into grant writing, which is all right but is insanely boring.
I had to work 2 terrible jobs before that. Have fun.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:09:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:08:02 EST (#)
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Get a better major
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at least you can afford the nicest of blow-up dolls.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:08:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:04:02 EST (#)
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That's actually pretty good advice. You can also use one of the sites like careerbuilder or monster to apply at every newspaper/magazine/publishing house/etc in your area, or in areas to which you would be willing to move. Keywords to search under would include, as mentioned, "proofreader," "technical writer," as well as "editor," "editorial assistant," "copy editor." Things along those lines. You would be surprised how many employers are starving for people with above-average writing and reading comprehension skills.
My advice is to stay away from contractual gigs and head hunters and go with a permanent, full-time in-house job.
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thanks
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:01:24 EST (#)
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cheetah(they get dental I think)
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best ever.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:56:58 EST (#)
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I think I will be you, in about five years. But switch around the major/minors.
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Being an english major causes cancer.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:08:02 EST (#)
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Get a better major
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:06:25 EST (#)
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You're not ugly
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:04:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:29:07 EST (#)
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Stop posting 'Gee, what do I do now?' posts. It makes you look like a dumb girl. You aren't a dumb girl. Stop acting like a dumb girl.
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Stop making fun of dumb girls you insensitive jerk! I'm a dumb girl so I take offense. Or atleast dumb enough I lost half a chromosome.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:04:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:14:01 EST (#)
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Become a proofreader or technical writer for a manufacturing company, and work on the creative bit in your free time until you get a publishing deal.
Congrats on the pending degree!
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That's actually pretty good advice. You can also use one of the sites like careerbuilder or monster to apply at every newspaper/magazine/publishing house/etc in your area, or in areas to which you would be willing to move. Keywords to search under would include, as mentioned, "proofreader," "technical writer," as well as "editor," "editorial assistant," "copy editor." Things along those lines. You would be surprised how many employers are starving for people with above-average writing and reading comprehension skills.
My advice is to stay away from contractual gigs and head hunters and go with a permanent, full-time in-house job.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:01:24 EST (#)
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a cage fighter in a millenia long fight against a glacier
Farm storm clouds
Dream wrangler
Insurance(no souls allowed)
Cartographer of the ever changing political landscape and Ted Kennedy's parade float head
Prime Minister of Greenland(your platform should be turning it into a giant snowcone!)
cheetah(they get dental I think)
secretary?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:57:39 EST (#)
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i got a job for ya.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:56:58 EST (#)
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I think I will be you, in about five years. But switch around the major/minors.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:55:14 EST (#)
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honestly though....just do something that you really like doing regardless of how well it pays and just do it very well and eventually it will pay off. the degree is nice so congratulations but if work sucks everyday then what is the fucking sense of going there.
seriously..don't get all too caught up in this 'planning for the future' bullshit...if right now is not the best time of your life you are fucking doing it wrong.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:51:54 EST (#)
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Aye, that's what I figured. Whatever floats your boat, mang.
Good luck to you. It always seems like the last semester of college is harder than all the years of school combined. Well, it was for me and everyone in my Major, anyway.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:51:42 EST (#)
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Move to a large city with a well-established immigrant population that has a reasonable percentage legitimately employed above the minimum-wage level. These people tend to live in the older homes near the city/near-suburb border, and conveniently enough this is also where the office and industrial parks grow. You can approach the businesses that employ these immigrants, whick likely have offices in the area, with your offer of ESL class instruction to their employees before and/or after work. The participating companies could pony up half the cost of the course, the employees the other half, and maybe one of the the businesses could provide a conference room for the class in exchange for a fee discount. A two-week, 10-day course might be $100 per student plus the cost of materials, you could put 20 in a class, run two or three classes at once.
That's a significant benefit to the employees and employers, plus about $150,000/year for you (assuming a 2 week vacation when you're not teaching).
Might work. Maybe not though. It's an idea.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:49:12 EST (#)
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Recommendation: graduate school.
It's strange seeing you with longer hair.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:43:30 EST (#)
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As of late I only post to generate entertainment for myself.
This does so.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:40:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:29:07 EST (#)
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Stop posting 'Gee, what do I do now?' posts. It makes you look like a dumb girl. You aren't a dumb girl. Stop acting like a dumb girl.
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Truth.
I'd suggest getting your Masters. At least then you have the potential to teach some sort of creative writing class. It will also get you more respect in the writing world unless you come up with the next Top Seller before you graduate.
As for a job right away... do something easy like work at a coffee shop or become a mime or maybe do some pornos or whatever the fuck you feel like doing.
Why come to uber for advice and guidance in your life? You already know the answers so why ask the question?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:38:56 EST (#)
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Find a job doing something you enjoy. Unless you have bills to pay, in which case you should take the highest paying option available at least until something else comes along.
But I'm guessing you've already figured out this much.
This post needs more finger-paint.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:37:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:32:54 EST (#)
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THANKS FOR THE LECTURE ON HOW AND WHAT TO POST ON UBER, DAD.
PS. STFU
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Listen, you tiny bald bastard, the only way you'll ever get close to ghola naked is in the very unlikely event she asks you to play the baby Jesus to her Mary in a Christmas pageant, so give it up already.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:32:54 EST (#)
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THANKS FOR THE LECTURE ON HOW AND WHAT TO POST ON UBER, DAD.
PS. STFU
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:29:07 EST (#)
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Find a job that will pay the bills. You will very likely hate it. That is not important.
Property manager... you could wheedle a free apt out of that, no? Managing a building? Beats the hell out of the usual sweaty fat slob in a wife-beater who carries a wrench everywhere. Sorry if I just put the image of you all sweaty and wearing a wife-beater and carrying a wrench into the minds of all the ubermonkeys just waiting for the next reason to wack off.
KEEP WRITING. Maybe you get lucky and sell, maybe you don't, but at least you have an escape hatch/pressure value/thing-you-do-that-never-ever-gets-old.
Stop posting 'Gee, what do I do now?' posts. It makes you look like a dumb girl. You aren't a dumb girl. Stop acting like a dumb girl.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:29:07 EST (#)
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Well, it's Canadian. The website is http://www.ihtoronto.com/ though. Apparently you get paid more if you have a background in English, too.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:26:35 EST (#)
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friend of mine taught english as a second language right from college, you dont even need to know the language of the country you're going to
hes been to budapest, rome, korea, poland, and is now in russia for the third time...hes done st petersberg, moscow and is now (like an idiot) in siberia. when he gets back hes gonna be teachin the immigrants here english... i guess theres enough need for it in boston
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:19:24 EST (#)
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I haven't found one that's all expenses paid.
Please link or foward info to unforgiventoo_666.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:18:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:54:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:46:03 EST (#)
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Let me know what you figure out to do, in a year's time I'm going to be up that same creek.
I'm thinking I'm going to go to Japan though, you could always do that, teach english over-seas?
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That's a definite option.
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I recently looked into it, and you get about 2 grand per month, but ALL of your living expenses are paid for, the flight over is paid for, etc. I've had a few TAs that have regaled me with tales of going to korea for two years and coming back with enough money to put themselves through grad school, which if memory serves me was something you'd said you were interested in.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:07:35 EST (#)
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Stunt double for Allie Sin?
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:03:18 EST (#)
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I dont care what you look like, I dont care what you do now and what you do in the future.
This was shit.
PS. asking this bunch what you should do with your life is probably not the wisest move you've made today.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:59:49 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:58:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:46:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-10-10 22:24:31 EDT (#)
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I can't take this shit anymore. The number of hits based soley on her name alone. I agree with Empathetic, anybody else would have been ridiculed for this.
This post has made me officially retire from Uber.
Good day.
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...And then he was here for 2 more months.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:56:28 EST (#)
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i have class til 830 tomorrow.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:56:23 EST (#)
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ridiculous; ugly
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:55:55 EST (#)
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Fuck Japan.
I'm thinking about going to Vegas at the end of the month.
Savannah, tomorrow afternoon....
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:54:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:46:03 EST (#)
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Let me know what you figure out to do, in a year's time I'm going to be up that same creek.
I'm thinking I'm going to go to Japan though, you could always do that, teach english over-seas?
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That's a definite option.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:46:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-10-10 22:24:31 EDT (#)
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I can't take this shit anymore. The number of hits based soley on her name alone. I agree with Empathetic, anybody else would have been ridiculed for this.
This post has made me officially retire from Uber.
Good day.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:46:03 EST (#)
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Let me know what you figure out to do, in a year's time I'm going to be up that same creek.
I'm thinking I'm going to go to Japan though, you could always do that, teach english over-seas?
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:44:23 EST (#)
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+1 Filename
Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:42:36 EST (#)
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You look like an emo teenage male.
You are getting a bullshit degree.
Good luck.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:42:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:28:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:24:56 EST (#)
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OMG I have a BA in Linguistics too.
You should move to Atlanta and get a job with a property management company. There are lots. And you can write for Creative Loafing or something in your spare time.
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Did you find that although your degree was fun to obtain, it didn't actually do anything for you? Because that's how it's looking. Good idea on the atl thing. Surely someone will hire me. I'm thin and white. These are important things in America.
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My degree was lots of fun to obtain. I'm now working in inside sales for an interior/exterior design company. So yeah... not using it at all. But it's better to have a degree than not to have one in most employers' eyes, and a good liberal arts background can be applied anywhere. Good luck.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:34:20 EST (#)
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It's just that I'd love to read your take on 'developing succinct, compelling copy' about houses. And also, your 'knowledge of blogging' would be a plus!
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:33:50 EST (#)
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Cats love to travel - or they can become an inexpensive source of funds in some SE Asian countries...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:30:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:27:30 EST (#)
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I would recommend finding out why you have a big pink face and a tiny pale body! It freaks me out.
Good luck with the job hunting.
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I assume it's the lighting. My face is also pale like my body.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:27:08 EST (#)
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http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/wri/549683394.html
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thanks licious
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:26:49 EST (#)
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Travel, travel, and then do some more travel.
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apparently traveling requires funds of some sort. and i'm not sure what would become of the cats.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:28:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:24:56 EST (#)
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OMG I have a BA in Linguistics too.
You should move to Atlanta and get a job with a property management company. There are lots. And you can write for Creative Loafing or something in your spare time.
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Did you find that although your degree was fun to obtain, it didn't actually do anything for you? Because that's how it's looking. Good idea on the atl thing. Surely someone will hire me. I'm thin and white. These are important things in America.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:28:07 EST (#)
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Sorry I meant to +2 this.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:27:30 EST (#)
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I would recommend finding out why you have a big pink face and a tiny pale body! It freaks me out.
Good luck with the job hunting.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:27:08 EST (#)
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Your hair looks so pretty.
You could do stuff like this at least part time.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/wri/549683394.html
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:26:49 EST (#)
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Travel, travel, and then do some more travel.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:26:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:22:07 EST (#)
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Or look for a job that sounds like you can fake your way through it, until you eventually get the hang of it, and live out the rest of your days with an unsatisfying job that you'll grow to hate.
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any fun recommendations?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:14:01 EST (#)
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Become a proofreader or technical writer for a manufacturing company, and work on the creative bit in your free time until you get a publishing deal.
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how does one find such a gig?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:13:58 EST (#)
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Do what you like to do.
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I'd really like to sit around and read and write all day.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:12:41 EST (#)
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You can be my housewife and help me spend the money I earned by having a hard major.
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Dental insurance and I'm sold.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:26:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:24:56 EST (#)
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OMG I have a BA in Linguistics too.
You should move to Atlanta and get a job with a property management company. There are lots. And you can write for Creative Loafing or something in your spare time.
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The chicken at Arbys in Atlanta is to die for.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:24:56 EST (#)
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OMG I have a BA in Linguistics too.
You should move to Atlanta and get a job with a property management company. There are lots. And you can write for Creative Loafing or something in your spare time.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:24:43 EST (#)
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travel to a foreign country to teach a language in which you are literate.
otherwise, you are pretty much lost with regards to your edumacation.
sorry.
it's tough.
i speak frum experience
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:22:07 EST (#)
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You can either write books, and hope to get the same publicist that J.K Rowling got
Create your own website using stick figure comics or something equally easy in relation to your artistic abilities and sell shirts and beg your readers for money
Or look for a job that sounds like you can fake your way through it, until you eventually get the hang of it, and live out the rest of your days with an unsatisfying job that you'll grow to hate.
Nobody cares about what specific degree you have, just that you've furthered your education, obtaining cartification that you aren't a total tard.
Also: gholatime
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:21:35 EST (#)
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I'll give you a job if you give me one.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:20:11 EST (#)
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You're looking a bit ruddier than usual, the wind must be biting most savagly.
With your qualifications I would say you're well qualified to become a webcomic artist.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:18:51 EST (#)
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fire-breathing/chainsaw juggling banjo maker (with emphasis on unicycle instructional videos).
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:14:01 EST (#)
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Become a proofreader or technical writer for a manufacturing company, and work on the creative bit in your free time until you get a publishing deal.
Congrats on the pending degree!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:13:58 EST (#)
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Do what you like to do.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:13:32 EST (#)
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12 year old genius?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:12:52 EST (#)
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http://dailystash.net/play.php?id=25
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:12:41 EST (#)
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1. I graduate this summer, with a BA in Writing and Linguistics (Emphasis in Creative Writing)
2. I need a job.
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Those two combine to form
3. I will never have a job that uses my degree.
You can be my housewife and help me spend the money I earned by having a hard major.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look horse faced with long hair. Go back to the boy cut.