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The BOSH Man! IS TAKING A BOSH VACATION!! (1290 hits)

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Submitted by Dude, thats BOSH! (View user info) at 2008-02-06 12:08:48 EST


While not everyone agreed, I thought shadow made a couple good points here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/114538.

I have been with my current employer for almost two years, and I have never taken a vacation in that time. I have taken a couple personal days and I might have called in sick once or twice, but I have never taken an entire week off. Honestly, I wouldn't have known what to do with myself for an entire week. I am the kind of guy that likes to be busy, always have something to do.. and in the last couple years, I couldn't find any reason to do anything with all my built up time.

That changed around Christmas time '07.

A friend who I haven't talked to since college called me out of the blue. We met for dinner and drinks and talked for hours, it was as if we'd been talking every day, picking up right where we left off.

She asked me about work and life, and I kept it brief. Honestly there wasn't much to tell and I didn't want to bore her. That, and she was in a talkative mood and I enjoyed hearing about her adventures, and mine felt dull in comparison. After graduating, she took a position teaching English to university freshman in China. She had been there for two semesters, was home for a couple weeks for Christmas, and was heading back to teach two more semesters before coming home in summer 08.

Without getting into it much further, we really hit it off, and I saw her almost every day while she was home on break. I had always liked her but nothing ever materialized between us. She was busy with her life, I was busy with mine.

After spending all that time together she told me I should pack my bags and come to China to visit her for a week. We'd had a few cocktails when she said this and I thought it was her just being silly, so I humored her and told her I'd be there in April.

She flew back the next day.
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Since arriving back to her apartment in China, we have talked almost every day. There is nothing awkward in our conversation, but it seems that we're both holding something back. As you have no doubt noticed, I am not great at expressing myself in written word, so instead of telling her how I felt over webcam or in an email, I let the cat out of the bag and told her that I booked my flight, got my passport, and applied for my visa (which I expect to have by the end of next week).

She sounded thrilled by the news. Aside from her brother, no one had come to visit her since she'd been out there. It's exciting for me too, as I have never been outside of the country before (aside from taking ski trips up to Canada), and if it weren't for her, I probably wouldn't ever take a trip like this in my life.

I guess what I'm saying is that I could never come out and tell her that, I want her to figure it out on her own. It means a lot, and I think it's a very romantic gesture. I'm kind of putting all my eggs into one basket, but like shadow said in the above linked post (to which I find myself agreeing whole-heartedly) "speak your mind" and "travel travel travel".


I don't necessarily enjoy posting this kind of stuff, but the fact that I'm taking an 18 hour flight to the other side of the planet to see about a girl is a secret I am keeping from my friends. I am pretty serious about the situation, and knowing my friends, I'd probably get some shit for it.

So I can't say this to her until I tell her myself, in person, once I get to China.

I can't tell my friends, because they're idiots.

That leaves you guys. Am I being stupid? Do I have too many eggs in a wet-bottomed basket?

I don't care really.. my mind is made to go (plus I've already invested $1800 into the trip), I just needed to tell someone. Anyone.

PS

Scruggs is a faggot narc.


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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-16 19:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats. Enjoy China. The beef is cat, by the way.

Well, not in all cases, but enough.

Good for you, really, I wish you the best of luck. By the by, it's a Chinese tradition for travelers to carry a little frog in their pocket, maybee a wood carved one, or stone. Since the word for "frog" is phonetically identical to "home" it is supposed to bring you home safe.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-16 19:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

when are you going? i need to known how this turns out.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-08 21:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ubercon China '08

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-11 12:39:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

dear BoshMan,

good luck with all that

love,


bearfucker

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-08 04:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Chinese vacations are fucking BOSH this year. Run with it and don't look back.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-08 02:27:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LEO KOTTKE WOO!!!!

Submitted by Shadecaster (user info) at 2008-02-07 20:23:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That was one of the best stories I've read on here. She'd have to give you something for coming all that way.

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Front page.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-07 14:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCK

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-07 14:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Just for dramatic effect BOSH man.

No woman in the world can resist a pink bow-tie around an engorged phallus, it's physiologically impossible.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-07 14:39:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

question:

is the bow-tie just there to increase dramatic effect? or is it necessary in assuring our offspring will be chinese?

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-07 14:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Whoops.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-07 14:31:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, by the time you get there she'll have been in China long enough to actually have become Chinese. DON'T say anything about the slanty eyes.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-07 14:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-06 17:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah- I'm all about being patient or trying to adapt to someone's style if I really like him. But really- the 'teaching' thing was fine when I was young enough to be kissing possibly inexperienced kissers. If a man my age hasn't learned, I worry.

The best kisser I know is 22 (much younger than me), and quite quiet/shy. If he figured it out, I trust others should be able to.

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You said you wouldn't tell.

Sheeeeit. Cat's out of the bag.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-07 14:22:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Step 1: tie a bow-tie around your junk.

Step 2: Go through the pleasantries, the hugs, whatnot, and go back to your place.

Step 3: Pound back a mickey of cheap chinese liquor in her bathroom, and drunkenly stagger out into her living room, naked, and scream: Happy President'sh day!

Step 4: While assaulting the vag repeatedly say: I'm Bob Dole! I'm Bob Dole! Bob Dole! Bob Dole!

Step 5: At the moment of your "magic moment" yell: I LOVE YOU MONICA LEWINSKI.

Step 6: Because after this she's going to ask you to marry her, go through with it, but sell your kids to an American couple for mad cash, they love Chinese babies.

Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-02-07 14:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-07 09:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-06 22:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Speaking of jailbait, isn't it against the law to fuck a retard?

Or does PA allow it now that Santorum's gone?

I won't make a joke about the coast being clear for dogfucking, although it did cross my mind.
===
I haven't checked recently, but I believe retard-fucking and bestiality would both be healthier for PA than Santorum ever was.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-07 06:01:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Go for it. Even if it doesn't work out with her, you'll be sure to hook up being as you'll have the biggest penis in the province.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-07 03:29:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-07 03:25:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

and i expect a totally bosh adventure story with a shitload of new material when you get back

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-07 03:20:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

dude, worst case - she tells you to fuck off and laughs you out into the cold foreign night and you go find some cheap asian poon, and then go party in eastern europe and have an awesome time

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-02-07 02:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

do it.
i buggered off to Europe and never left ten years ago.

not to say you'll stay in china, but the memories of your visit will always remain, even if the grrl doesn't pan out in the end.

in any case, you'll both be trippin as going half way across the globe to have a date is as cool as it gets. that and she won't throw you out or tell you it's time to go home. where would you go?

win/win in all cases

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-06 23:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

damn what'd i miss?

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-06 22:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Speaking of jailbait, isn't it against the law to fuck a retard?

Or does PA allow it now that Santorum's gone?

I won't make a joke about the coast being clear for dogfucking, although it did cross my mind.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-06 22:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Gross.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-06 22:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No way, remember I had a weakness for the jailbait. Plus, Bubba and I agreed one time that we didn't want to have sex with each other. He likes blondes. True story, it's documented here somewhere.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-06 21:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How does Bubba kiss?

You know you've imagined those sweet sweet lips against yours, that elderly tongue probing your own.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-06 21:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good for you, Lishy!

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-06 21:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't think 17 times in almost a year is all that bad. And this guy isn't retarded, he has a college degree and everything. Also, we're not actually hanging out so much these days. But we were talking about good kissers, so it was relevant.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-06 21:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So that's 17 times?

Which relationship do you want to improve, the retarded guy or Bubba?

Or is that redundant?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-06 21:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll mention him more than you post, but only half as much as the number of times in any given night that you try to provoke Bubba. My relationship with him would be better if he paid as close attention to the things I say as you do.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-06 21:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-06 17:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah- I'm all about being patient or trying to adapt to someone's style if I really like him. But really- the 'teaching' thing was fine when I was young enough to be kissing possibly inexperienced kissers. If a man my age hasn't learned, I worry.

The best kisser I know is 22 (much younger than me), and quite quiet/shy. If he figured it out, I trust others should be able to.

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How many fucking times are you going to mention that downs syndrome neighbor kid you fellate when his mom goes to the grocery store?



Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-06 20:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

1800 dollars and 11 hours in the air is a lot of personal time and expense for pee-hole, but I guess you'll still get value since it's probably only been worn out about half the way down.




Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-06 18:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:15:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude...when I look back on my 20s, I can honestly say that the only things I truly regret are things I romanticized about but didn't do.

If you don't go, you'll always wish you did. If you do go...no matter what the outcome, you'll be a better man for it.
--
word. I havent lived twenty years tho.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-06 18:37:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-02-06 18:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BOSH auto +2


Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-02-06 18:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BOSH auto +2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-06 17:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Follow your dreams, Boshman. What part of China? I've got a few manufacturing/support plants over there and took 4 years of Mandarin.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-02-06 17:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Not bosh, but I digress. You think the pussy's worth it?

----

Of course - half of China's tourists only go there to eat kittens

Go BOSHman, go!

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-06 17:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah- I'm all about being patient or trying to adapt to someone's style if I really like him. But really- the 'teaching' thing was fine when I was young enough to be kissing possibly inexperienced kissers. If a man my age hasn't learned, I worry.

The best kisser I know is 22 (much younger than me), and quite quiet/shy. If he figured it out, I trust others should be able to.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-06 17:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No no but here's the thing: he was mediocre looking (maybe attractive to some but not my type), and not only was he very set in his ways, but thought he was Casablanca/God's gift to women. Plus I was already seeing (read: fucking) a hot Brazilian at the time, so who was I to mess up a good thing?

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-06 17:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i was having this conversation just the other day. it seems to me that if a girl is hot enough and nice enough she can be taught to kiss. and if a sorry kisser flew all the way across the atlantic just to see me? i'd fuck her just on principle.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-06 17:05:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, what Sac said. If I wanted the sensation of rubbing oysters on my face and lips, I'd just go out and buy some fucking oysters.

And in my defense, he never even bought me dinner.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-06 16:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-06 15:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-06 15:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah one time I was in europe and a boy flew all the way over the ocean to see me and we started to have sex but then I was like, dude, no way this is going to happen, you kiss like a fish, get off me, mr. fishy mcfishlips

____________

he flew across the atlantic and you didn't fuck him?

bitch.
===
If a boy can't learn to kiss, it's not her fault.

Bad kissers gross me out. If I want to be slobbered on, I'll get a dog.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-06 16:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Not sure how old you are man, but I fucked off to the UK when I was in my early 20's, and ended up spending two years there working and getting in all kinds of shit. I never had any money, I lived in timy rooms (not apartments or flats, but rooms) and it was still a great fucking time.

Do it. Fuck off now. You'd be amazed how many people never do that when they are young.

Sure, you could see the world when you retire, but you won't exactly be in the bet physical shape to meet the demands put on your body if you happen to... uh, get locked in a pub while drunk off your ass (guess what part of Hostel gave me flashbacks?) and have to break out a first story window, or you are chased by skinheads (or the local equivalent) yelling "GRAB THAT CUNT!" after you've shouted, "Shut the fuck up, you brainless bastard," without first looking to see who was talking or how big his Doc Martin wearing gang was.

Go for it.


Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-06 15:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-06 15:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah one time I was in europe and a boy flew all the way over the ocean to see me and we started to have sex but then I was like, dude, no way this is going to happen, you kiss like a fish, get off me, mr. fishy mcfishlips

____________

he flew across the atlantic and you didn't fuck him?

bitch.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-06 15:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah one time I was in europe and a boy flew all the way over the ocean to see me and we started to have sex but then I was like, dude, no way this is going to happen, you kiss like a fish, get off me, mr. fishy mcfishlips

but uh I'm sure that won't happen to you, unless you kiss like a sea-going creature

so good luck on your travels, I hope she is worth it and, that you don't catch any sort of horrible asian disease, because if you do, I for one will miss the BOSH man

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-06 15:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:43:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:20:59 CST (#)
Ranking: 2

i f you don't bang her rotten while you are there, then go meet up with some whores.

You can't go halfway around the world and not jam a chick.
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You can if you wind up in Saudi Arabia or Iran.

---------------

iran has prostitutes, the thing is you get killed for publishing pictures of them.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:54:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Btw while you're there can you tell those dumbasses that rubbing dried up endangered animal cock on them doesn't cure anything and remind them they have free fucking healthcare. Stop killing all the cool face-eating animals damnit!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahaha

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're a virgin, aren't you, BOSH man?

It's not THAT DIFFICULT: JUST INSERT ERECT POLE "A" INTO SLOT "B" AND PUMP IT IN AND OUT UNTIL SHE GETS FILLED WITH CREAMY WHITE FROSTING.

Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

if you go over there one of two things will happen:

1. You guys will have mediocre sex, a boring time, you'll enjoy the sights but the whole time you'll wish you had a free second to spend doing things you want to do instead of having the lonely tag along at your side. She'll not want to go to certain places cause she's already seen the sights, your taste in food will differ and she'll be eating barbecued baby thigh and it'll gross you out. You'll fly back home thankful to spend 18 hours alone on the flight and try to justify spending that much cash on a vacation that was ruined by saying the sex was at least mediocre...it won't work. You'll swear off Asia all together and make your next trip to Europe.

2. You'll have the best time of your life. Sparks will fly out of her ass when you have sex. It'll be the most mind-blowing adventure you've ever had. Things will continue to go smoothly and perfectly with her. Conversations are more interesting and there's never a dull moment. You two laugh harder than ever. Then you have to fly back home. You wish she were over here or you were over there for the next six months. You'll quit your job, leave your friends and go live in China to be with her. She leaves you for a rich Chinese fashion designer and you realize you're now in a country that eats dead babies.

good luck. at the very least you'll get laid.

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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:16:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Go for it. What's the worse that could happen?

---

Well, he could die in a plane crash

...just saying.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:11:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bosh: Go to China.
Fuck the girl, tell her you love her, and see where it goes from there.
Tell your friends you're going to see what cat tastes like, and that you'll try to mail them a shirt.
Take pictures.
Avoid tourist hellholes.
Eat the local food.
Give Scruggs a goodbye punch in the neck.
Enjoy your flight.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:20:59 CST (#)
Ranking: 2

i f you don't bang her rotten while you are there, then go meet up with some whores.

You can't go halfway around the world and not jam a chick.
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You can if you wind up in Saudi Arabia or Iran.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ugh *you're* I hate that.

Still awwwing. ChinaTOWN is the furthest I may have traveled for a date.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:34:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No way, man..you're very much doing the right thing. Aside from the fact that it is super-romantic (I was "awwwww"ing as I read this), the traveling should be an adventure and regardless of what the nature of your relationship turns into, it will surely be an experience to remember. Whether it's relatively near or far, seeing a different culture gives you a whole new perspective- and one that is as different from yours as China will undoubtedly be a life experience you won't ever forget.

Your doing what a lot of people only talk about. If THAT'S not BOSH, I don't know what is.

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:33:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

PS

Scruggs is a faggot narc.

==============

THERE it is!

So are you gonna nail her or what?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

-1 no cigarettes.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:26:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just ask The Kid Who Knows Everything duh!
---------------------------

Hahaha, best advice EVER!

If you're really serious about the girl though (which, uh, it would seem...), then jump in and don't let anyone tell you it isn't a good idea. If they do, set their hair on fire. Remember though, there IS a chance the whole thing might fall flat; pretty hard to be 100% sure about that sort of situation. Regardless, GO. See something different and have a few good experiences. Good luck, man. You should do a Bosh meets Asia post on return though...

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:20:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i f you don't bang her rotten while you are there, then go meet up with some whores.

You can't go halfway around the world and not jam a chick.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

She'd have to be BLIND to miss the gesture. Good luck man, not that it sounds like you need any.

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:15:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude...when I look back on my 20s, I can honestly say that the only things I truly regret are things I romanticized about but didn't do.

If you don't go, you'll always wish you did. If you do go...no matter what the outcome, you'll be a better man for it.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Carpe diem, dear heart.

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:56:28 EST (#)
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Great and have a good time !!!!!

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:46:04 EST (#)
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if you go over there one of two things will happen:

1. You guys will have mediocre sex, a boring time, you'll enjoy the sights but the whole time you'll wish you had a free second to spend doing things you want to do instead of having the lonely tag along at your side. She'll not want to go to certain places cause she's already seen the sights, your taste in food will differ and she'll be eating barbecued baby thigh and it'll gross you out. You'll fly back home thankful to spend 18 hours alone on the flight and try to justify spending that much cash on a vacation that was ruined by saying the sex was at least mediocre...it won't work. You'll swear off Asia all together and make your next trip to Europe.

2. You'll have the best time of your life. Sparks will fly out of her ass when you have sex. It'll be the most mind-blowing adventure you've ever had. Things will continue to go smoothly and perfectly with her. Conversations are more interesting and there's never a dull moment. You two laugh harder than ever. Then you have to fly back home. You wish she were over here or you were over there for the next six months. You'll quit your job, leave your friends and go live in China to be with her. She leaves you for a rich Chinese fashion designer and you realize you're now in a country that eats dead babies.

good luck. at the very least you'll get laid.

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Not bosh, but I digress. You think the pussy's worth it?

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just ask The Kid Who Knows Everything duh!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:22:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Sounds like it could be an awesome trip. Take a good camera with lots of extra storage. Use it all.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:16:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

um...plus +2 I guess

have fun and don't drink the water

wait...do they say that about China?

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:16:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Go for it. What's the worse that could happen?

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I reckon this is awesome - China kicks arse anyway even if things go pear-shaped with the bird.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:12:06 EST (#)
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That's super awesome. I'm happy.


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