92 Days And Counting--Anal Sex And Oranges. (65140 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.7 on 93 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DrinkDDT (View user info) at 2003-08-05 19:36:55 EDT
Every morning at 5am as I reach to turn off my alarm, I contemplate suicide. But by the end of my morning ritual piss, the urge goes away because I realize that I'm one day closer to my freedom. I leave my room for the morning's formation still pissed off but with a small glimmer of hope in my eye. This morning was no different.
Today when I got to formation there were two dogs running around. Socket the mechanic platoon's mascot, is a male. Max, the Korean guys' dog, is a female.
During the entire formation Socket was chasing Max around, trying to fuck her.
Before formation was over, Socket finally got some. It was pretty obvious Max didn't want any part of this, and I'm pretty sure what I witnessed was rape. And I think I saw Socket give it to her Kobe Style for a few reps (aka anal without permission). I thought to myself "Socket ought to pay for this. . .". More on that later.
So after formation was PT (physical training). Today we ran six miles. It took me an hour to complete the run, because I'm a miserable fuck with a bad attitude. At least that's what my boss said. What he doesn't realize is that I run slow because I'm carefully plotting his death all the while. But some things are best kept secrets.
The PT session over, I went to the "dining facility" to grab some "food". It was horrible, and the soup nazi who works there bitched at me for stealing fruit yesterday. So I stole an orange when he wasn't looking. I ate the food, and like I mentioned a second ago, it was horrible. I put my tray up and trudged back to my room for a shower, orange in hand.
About half way to the room I came across Socket, laying under a tree thinking he's a pimp and licking his own balls.
My weakness in Little League was my throwing arm. But for some reason this morning, I just knew I could be on target. From about 20 yards away, I decided to chuck my orange at Socket the Rapist. At about 15 yards away, I let it fly.
Bullseye. The orange pelted Socekt right in the crotch.
"YIPE!! YIPE!!" yelled Socket, limping away.
"Who's the bitch now?!" I called after him, smiling from ear to ear.
I looked around and realized there were people standing nearby, staring at me. I walked briskly to my room to take a shower.
92 days and counting. . .
User Reviews
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-25 05:46:15 EDT (#)
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kick ass.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-03-25 04:05:22 EDT (#)
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I really enjoyeed this.
Where are you imprisoned?
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-25 03:55:07 EDT (#)
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Thats hilarious, what happened to this dude? He hasn't posted since 04.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-25 02:38:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2006-09-06 04:17:13 EDT (#)
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Some chihuahua or whatever once tried to screw my black lab. I'm not kidding. Chloe (my dog) even tried to carry it out. Now the chihuahua's owner is suing me because Chloe sat on it and broke its little back.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-20 22:26:02 EST (#)
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that is the best title ever to grace ubersite.
Submitted by douglar02 (user info) at 2006-01-13 19:34:30 EST (#)
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Like a pimp licking his own balls
+2
Submitted by KillerCowz (user info) at 2005-11-08 08:52:25 EST (#)
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ahaahahahh
Kill em
Kill em
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-25 15:59:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2005-04-20 19:28:07 EDT (#)
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that was funny
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-24 03:35:41 EDT (#)
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Haha. Doggy balls now look like raisins.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-24 03:31:22 EDT (#)
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Bullseye. The orange pelted Socekt right in the crotch
i laughed i cried
Submitted by VulgarMotherFucker (user info) at 2004-10-24 03:18:54 EDT (#)
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This was stupid, immature and a waste of my time.
+2!!
Submitted by Gozleague (user info) at 2004-09-04 21:54:38 EDT (#)
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Funny. As a vet, I'd like to know where the hell you are stationed that allows pets on base?! The bastards wouldn't even let me feed birds from my window.
"keep the reciept. God won't reincarnate you without it."
Me
Submitted by blackflames667 (user info) at 2004-07-05 18:34:58 EDT (#)
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I like the opening line.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-04 17:44:00 EDT (#)
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*laughs*
Submitted by SuperSwank (user info) at 2004-05-04 17:36:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by David <the_stealth_commando.at.hotmail.c> at 2004-05-02 18:02:35 EDT (#)
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well...in 92 days it is my birthday....so..lol..thats great!! lol
Submitted by ubermensch (user info) at 2004-03-30 12:26:38 EST (#)
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good story. haha
Submitted by Mcmuffin <bananaman.at.banana.com> at 2004-03-30 12:19:02 EST (#)
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Please! More stories this wonderfully funny, PLEASE i pisssed myself laughing, seriously, i had to go to the bog just there, you've just made my day!
Submitted by Dazd1 (user info) at 2004-03-04 13:31:32 EST (#)
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-2 I dont like Dog haters
Submitted by dragonninja (user info) at 2004-02-14 04:16:36 EST (#)
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Haha now Sockey will get testicular cancer and die. Suitable punishment for a rapist..
Submitted by alchemist (user info) at 2004-02-12 19:10:11 EST (#)
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I think I just peed a little
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-02-12 01:22:03 EST (#)
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Damn, this was one of the first posts I ever read, and I didn't review it. Plus fucking dos.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-02-11 02:04:56 EST (#)
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Awesome
Submitted by jt at 2004-01-29 17:21:28 EST (#)
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the first to not get a -2 from me. the 'bitch' comment at the end was funny.
that's about it, but hey, at least it's something. everything else here sucks and has no redeeming qualities. at least yours had one.
Submitted by cuda (user info) at 2004-01-19 12:51:33 EST (#)
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awesome post!
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-01-11 03:47:15 EST (#)
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This has got to be one of the best posts EVER. It's awsome....
+2 for total awsomeness.
Submitted by bangbang (user info) at 2004-01-01 22:40:18 EST (#)
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outfuckingstanding!!!!
Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-12-23 23:19:09 EST (#)
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okay...
Submitted by PezGoddess (user info) at 2003-12-03 16:35:53 EST (#)
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Awesome. Military life sucks... being a military wife sucks even more.
Submitted by pettyfower <pettyfower.at.aol.com> at 2003-11-21 14:00:38 EST (#)
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ok this was funny as hell and brightened my day
Submitted by paul <cock.at.mouth.org> at 2003-11-02 00:46:57 EST (#)
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dude, no.
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2003-10-26 13:39:57 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... ugh that's some funny shit........
Submitted by RogerWaters (user info) at 2003-10-25 22:07:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-21 13:33:38 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066745075162523340
Submitted by Sec (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:35:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-08 20:52:43 EDT (#)
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great
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2003-10-01 06:36:46 EDT (#)
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Oh man, I can't believe I didn't get to this one earlier!
Where've you been as of late, Drink?
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-09-27 21:19:15 EDT (#)
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Kicker of all ass
Submitted by poop_monkey (user info) at 2003-09-27 19:52:09 EDT (#)
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Absolutely beautiful.
Give yourself a big pat on the back.
Sprocket won't ever have babies.... Mwehehehehe!
(:(|)
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2003-09-27 19:28:59 EDT (#)
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What the hell is up with all the anon posters? Same person?
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-09-26 16:37:40 EDT (#)
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I'm blown away by this awesome post.
Submitted by Nimbob the bastardisation <another_dead_baby.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-09-26 16:26:00 EDT (#)
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Jesus fucking Christ. It had it all. Plot twists, humility, the ups, the downs. Brilliant title too, was originally hoping for a dirty story about..something, but it made me laugh my knob off. Kudos.
Submitted by Rufio <fizz_bizz.at.msn.com> at 2003-09-12 00:28:33 EDT (#)
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ROFL-AMADAMAFAMO!!!!!! this is funny... wait were are u at??? is it jail? military? sorry im stupid... just dont bother cussing at me cuz i will contradict... :\
Submitted by Virgil at 2003-09-11 22:06:26 EDT (#)
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mwa hahahahaha
Submitted by futuresquid <stepheroo.at.punkass.com> at 2003-09-10 20:03:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Mesran <mesran.at.dallascowboys.com> at 2003-09-08 15:49:04 EDT (#)
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Are you friends with depression?
Submitted by meow <meow.at.mix.com> at 2003-09-03 09:03:59 EDT (#)
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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i havnt even read the damn thing
im jus BORED
Submitted by legallady_3 (user info) at 2003-08-29 12:56:12 EDT (#)
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okay duh...it is dated...and you aren't out yet....blonde moment boys!!
Submitted by legallady_3 (user info) at 2003-08-29 12:54:22 EDT (#)
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Really liked your post...made me laugh...I was bored at work and just started surfing here....are you out yet??
Submitted by freakman (user info) at 2003-08-24 18:06:17 EDT (#)
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Funny as hell! I just got out and can relate. I just made everyone think I was staying in and then never came back to work.
Submitted by Bella (user info) at 2003-08-23 00:41:49 EDT (#)
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Dog rape. I don't think that I've ever heard of such a thing.
*begins stocking up on oranges*
Submitted by abunt182 (user info) at 2003-08-19 16:11:54 EDT (#)
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hahah this was really funny, but you shouldn't be mean to dogs!
Submitted by Burninator <gear75.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-08-18 22:10:56 EDT (#)
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Sweet,
We were forming up to march to a military sexual harassment course when two fat seagulls started fucking like dying banshees.
Almost wet my combat pants
Submitted by sayra <urfavbandsuxass.at.aol.com> at 2003-08-18 20:02:47 EDT (#)
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I know how u feel about the military!
Submitted by Crazy B <JASP452.at.aol.com> at 2003-08-17 23:22:04 EDT (#)
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"Who's the bitch now?"
Classic.
Submitted by connor <adema614.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-08-14 20:05:22 EDT (#)
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kobe style.
holy shit
Submitted by Freak_Nasty (user info) at 2003-08-13 15:54:01 EDT (#)
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I fell off my chair laughing at this post. Great story!
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2003-08-12 16:23:30 EDT (#)
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Thank you so much for this little story. You've made my day worthwhile. We've all been dealing with this virus all day, I don't think I've smiled even once. (Well maybe....) This made me laugh out loud and I startled all the people around me....Thanks.
Submitted by Supaskrilla <@> at 2003-08-12 16:07:57 EDT (#)
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Nice, Love it
Submitted by Amy <razmataz73.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-08-09 22:37:18 EDT (#)
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Best post I have read all week. Romance? HA!
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-08-09 20:20:29 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-08-09 14:41:47 EDT (#)
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"Who's the bitch now?"
Classic :o)
Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2003-08-09 14:29:23 EDT (#)
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+2 so that maybe you'll look at this and let me know when you get the care package (Feel free to make it a reply to one of my posts, so I dont have to always check this)
Man... once you're on boredatwork, you get mega-hits.
Submitted by Kat <sanura_kittenSPAMFILTER.at.ihug.c> at 2003-08-09 06:30:34 EDT (#)
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Phew, that is a great laugh! Keep up the good work.
Submitted by chest_rockwell (user info) at 2003-08-08 22:48:00 EDT (#)
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Holy shit that was funny. Nothing like talking shit to animals when other people are watching.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-08-08 22:40:44 EDT (#)
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You make me feel bad for you. When you come home, hire a hooker or something.
Good post.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-08 18:53:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-08-08 16:56:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by d_d (user info) at 2003-08-08 14:13:21 EDT (#)
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nice man
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-08 10:10:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-08-06 13:17:10 (#)
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+2 for the post. I've always wondered, do female dogs enjoy sex at all, because it doesn't seem like they do?
Berz and Murphy, you two are hilarious. Maybe he'll send you the shower details via email if you send him a care package.
Or they could just care for his package...
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2003-08-08 05:10:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-08-06 13:17:10 EDT (#)
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+2 for the post. I've always wondered, do female dogs enjoy sex at all, because it doesn't seem like they do?
Berz and Murphy, you two are hilarious. Maybe he'll send you the shower details via email if you send him a care package.
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-08-06 11:24:50 EDT (#)
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Plus one because you stopped the story right before you went to the shower.
Help a Homo out here!
Details please.
-BerZ
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2003-08-06 11:17:57 EDT (#)
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Outstanding, my friend.. I have 1468 days left on "the big gray boat" and it sucks! I'll be stuck in maryland for the rest of the time but we do leave long enough to go to bahrain of all godforsaken places, in the summer, and oh yeah.. we do deps to NAS Adak Alaska.. umm.. in dec, feb, and march.. leave it to the fucking navy!
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-06 09:42:48 EDT (#)
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I think it mighta been the mail guy. I was trying to get a free ride from work cause well Im a cheap bastard like that and wanted my company to pay for it.
Ill send it normal mail. I know a kid that works for Mailboxes Etc. and he can probably hook me up or something.
Dont worry youll get your cookies.
Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2003-08-06 09:35:46 EDT (#)
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Tim,
Package is sent my friend. Launched it off 5 minutes ago. Hope it arrives within the next 92 days. :)
Cheers,
Chris Rivers-Liebig
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-08-06 08:30:28 EDT (#)
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Yes Rivers. Thanks for the +4. . .
Manfre. . . you are a crazy bastard. I LIKE it. They just returned the package? No message or anything (insufficient postage, unknown address, etc.)? Did you have a customs form on it?
If it ends up costing you too much, don't worry about it. Just open up that cyber vag and use it for yourself! I do kinda want those cookies though. . . well yeah and the porn.
Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2003-08-06 08:23:15 EDT (#)
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Drink... if I want to send you something, all I have to write is the address from the underwear post?
Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2003-08-06 08:21:47 EDT (#)
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Fuckin' A!
+2 because it was a great post
+2 because it spawned some of the best comments of all time
(red rocket in the pocket springs to mind)
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-06 08:12:46 EDT (#)
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Thats the best thing Ive ever read!!! GREAT SHIT MAN!!!
Oh yeah... Why did I get my package back in the mail? I sent you some crap jammed in a box and I got it in the mail when I got in today. Whats up with that? I sent it out like Monday and I already got it back.
Ill try to UPS it or summin before this weekend. I have a feeling that my company doesnt pay for over seas shipping...
Ill just tell you whats in the box:
1 unused cyber vag
1 watched porno
1 bag of mini Chips Ahoy
1 CD with a song you MUST listen to VERY VERY loudly...
1 letter... sprayed with my cologne... and a lipstick kiss...
1 dead baby
1 half dead baby
1 ounce of coke
Consider it a care package... I included cookies cause I refuse to be upstaged by the girls sending you home baked goods... I figured everyone likes Chips Ahoy.
Maybe Ill grab you one of the protein bars from my gym... They taste like real oatmeal raisin cookies... They fucking kick ass...
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-08-06 08:02:54 EDT (#)
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This was flat out funny as hell. Kinda mean, but hey, he had to pay somehow, right? I betcha Kobe would take a fast pitched orange to his sack over this drama in a second. Think the chick would consider that fair and fitting punishment? I can see how fruit to the nuts would fit the crime but then there would be no money for her or her lawyers or a Court TV debacle to boost ratings would there? Dang, that makes the whole case pretty pointless, huh? Nevermind.
Your story is still damn funny.
Michelle
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-08-06 07:33:37 EDT (#)
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Yessir, thats my address. Just don't send me any explosives, or any powder. Unless its cocaine.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-08-06 05:02:24 EDT (#)
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Larky-farkin' hil-fucking-larious.
Dude, I'm still trying to think of something to mail to you. Maybe I'll mail you my chick's thong she left at my place. It smells real nice. That nice combo of wet kitty, perfume, body spray, cig smoke and girl sweat. Then again, maybe not.
Maybe I'll send you a post card like the one I sent a buddy of mine when he went though boot camp. It read "Hey Mike, how is boot camp so far? Is you Drill Instructer really as big of dickhead as you said he was?"
I'll just change it to something appropriate for you.
I'll think of something.
You address is on the "send me your underwear" post right?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-08-06 04:31:13 EDT (#)
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AAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHA
Nice !!!
Good Whines.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-08-06 04:25:30 EDT (#)
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Drink, I love you, man...
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-08-06 04:01:49 EDT (#)
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funny.
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-08-06 03:43:42 EDT (#)
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Hilarious
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-08-06 00:00:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-08-05 23:02:07 EDT (#)
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I'm a good 45 minutes north of Camp Casey. . . And my sentence is 13.5 months without a midtour.
See you there EH! Hang in there.
Tina I haven't tried the dog, cat, or the mouse yet. But I hope to. Its not very common so I haven't had an opportunity yet.
Submitted by Really_God (user info) at 2003-08-05 21:40:10 EDT (#)
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Jeez 6 miles in an hour, you pansy. Why, I could run it in.... um... Oh. Yea nvm. keep up the good work.
Submitted by EH (user info) at 2003-08-05 21:32:31 EDT (#)
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are you speaking to drink or me? If you are talking to me I am in bagram... It sucks, bad, and I am only here for 120 which isnt bad compared to 365, but I am AF so I don't get the old sand paper condom in the ass trick the army likes dishing out!
Submitted by benjaminroxu (user info) at 2003-08-05 21:28:46 EDT (#)
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Nice, I've been there. I know what you are going through. You at Camp Casey? That's where I did my sentence. Yeah man, when you get back it is the best fucking feeling in the world. Almost worth the 365 miserable days you had to put up with. Your a short timer though, you got it beat.
Submitted by EH (user info) at 2003-08-05 21:27:46 EDT (#)
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I laughed my ass off on this one. The Lt that sits behind me is sitting back there calling the flight doc to get me checked out for dilerium. Anyhow, I feel your pain on the time factor. As you know I have like 90 something or 100 something days untill I get out of this fucking hell hole called afganistan. Then I have another year and 10 months to look forward to untill the end of my enlistment. Afganistan really sucks, I swear there is a time warp here, except time isnt warping forward, its warping backwards. Yet, we are a day ahead. The time is going the slowest I have ever fucking seen time go. All I want to do is get back to tiffany, and a few other people in san antonio and live out the rest of my enlistment. It seems like its taking for fucking ever. Anyway, See you when you get back, perhaps you can come over to SA and visit andrew, crash, skitty, crisko, and the rest of the sa crew!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-08-05 21:11:54 EDT (#)
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Very nice....
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2003-08-05 21:10:48 EDT (#)
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you caught me on a good day
+2 for "who's the bitch now?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thumbs up
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-08-05 21:00:20 EDT (#)
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That'll show Socket to keep his red rocket in it's pocket. -AHAHAHAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa!
Gold
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-08-05 20:55:43 EDT (#)
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Thats just high quality entertainment.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-05 20:33:30 EDT (#)
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There's a tornado warning for my community!!! We're all gonna die!
Have you tried dog meat while you've been in Korea?
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-05 20:26:25 EDT (#)
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That'll show Socket to keep his red rocket in it's pocket.
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-08-05 20:26:05 EDT (#)
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RIZZO SAYS:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-08-05 20:15:26 EDT (#)
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"About half way to the room I came across Socket, laying under a tree thinking he's a pimp and licking his own balls."
ROTGLMMFGO!(for defenition, see murphy)
i once hit a goose in the head with an orange two of them were chasing me on my way to school so i pulled it outta my lunch and beaned the fucker! he was in the middle of a 4 lane road and i was on the sidewalk.
lucky shot.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-08-05 20:07:00 EDT (#)
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I will send you food so I don't get oranged, I still like to give it out Kobe style.
Submitted by jake_plummer (user info) at 2003-08-05 20:06:11 EDT (#)
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6 miles, glad it's not me. you're almost done dude.
jaKE
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2003-08-05 20:00:11 EDT (#)
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I feel the dog's pain. My nuts have also been orangified in such a manner.
In fact, it was just this morning when I was in this dog costume, laying by a tree and licking myself...
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-08-05 19:56:09 EDT (#)
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Murphy:
LOLOLOLOL
Seriously, Firefly and I just laughed so hard that I can't make this sentence very clever at all.
Submitted by dolphgr13 (user info) at 2003-08-05 19:54:23 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha that was awesome
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-08-05 19:53:12 EDT (#)
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Holy. Fucking. Shit.
a +2 from Murphy??
ITS RAINING MEN!!
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-08-05 19:48:35 EDT (#)
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Three months! I'd kill myself. Wait, dudes in camo... nah, I'd stick it out.
Good post dude.
Murphy
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-08-05 19:46:17 EDT (#)
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Razor,
Food, a letter, a picture, a death threat, a rotting corpse. Anything you guys send would make my day, honestly. Don't go out of your way, I'm really easy to please. I'm happy just to get some mail.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-08-05 19:40:16 EDT (#)
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Razor says:
Hahahaha awesome Tim. Do you want food in the mail? Seriously, we're trying to figure out what the fuck to send you.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-05 19:39:27 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-08-05 19:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Loki. She coined the phrase "Kobe Style", and now I'm hooked. I'm going to use it in every post from now on.