We're snowed in (783 hits)
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Submitted by AJ <uberaj.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-02-06 17:19:45 EST
And I've been drunk since 1:30.
I'd take a picture of the 15" of snow, my drunken state right now, or all the shit that I just shoveled one-footed, but my roommates took my camera when they went snowboarding. =( My ex-roommate (my roommate's ex-girlfriend) is trying to get some girls over here to hang out, but I'm not holding my breath like I'm holding my bladder. Here's a picture of me playing Rock Band at 3:30 in the morning last weekend.
This weather's shit.
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-19 23:17:02 EST (#)
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trade me Yao damnit!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:07:46 EST (#)
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+2 Front page.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-07 13:43:07 EST (#)
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Only when we're doing speed-dating at the family reunion. Have to check out the goods, ya know.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-07 12:22:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:07:25 EST (#)
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15" is snowed in if you want to do anything other than shovel, go to work, or hit the nearest dive bar. I chose the latter.
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i take walks in office shoes in 15" of snow and i survive.
do you walk bare feet in iowa?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:50:28 EST (#)
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http://weather.yahoo.com/forecast/USSC0155.html
Much warmer yesterday....
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:40:25 EST (#)
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It doesn't count if that's the temperature read-out on your space heater while you're sitting in your rocking chair, Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:37:31 EST (#)
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It was 81 degrees here yesterday but I still felt a bit of a chill in the air. Brrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:29:14 EST (#)
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I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And
-- and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey
myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises -- you got it?
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror II
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:07:25 EST (#)
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15" is snowed in if you want to do anything other than shovel, go to work, or hit the nearest dive bar. I chose the latter.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-07 09:12:00 EST (#)
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we've had about 25" last weekend. then two days later 15". yesterday about 5". and tomorrow this weekend they forecast another blizzard. i think we're close to 4 meters this year so far.
and the world keeps on trucking.
15" is snowed in?
you talk as if this is the Day After Tomorrow.
is Iowa this gay?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-07 08:59:29 EST (#)
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Amen, bro. I've used my snowblower more times this year than in the previous 7 years of home ownership combined.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-07 07:58:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-06 20:41:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-06 16:57:47 CST (#)
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COOL! ANOTHER UBER "DRUNK" POST.
WE DON'T GET TO READ ENOUGH OF THESE!!!
Unfortunately, this is the least interesting Uber "drunk" post ever.
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Just for you, my next post will be about my investment portfolio, my interest in over-priced alcohol, my love of women too pretty for me, minor league baseball, and being a fan of a lackluster hockey team.
That's bound to earn a +2.
Don't do it just for Shlongy...do it for yourself, Manute.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-07 05:54:06 EST (#)
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15"? We call that "flurries".
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-07 03:39:41 EST (#)
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'we're snowed in' - shame it hasn't stopped you posting, weird ears ;)
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-02-07 01:29:36 EST (#)
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People with attached earlobes are wierd. Nuff said
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-07 00:41:24 EST (#)
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We're..winded in. The wind is like a million miles an hour.
It's awesome..
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-07 00:02:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-06 21:31:12 CST (#)
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Not really. Liquor makes me witty.
And retard strong.
LOL
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 22:48:26 EST (#)
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tafrpofysvpbiciy
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-06 22:31:12 EST (#)
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Not really. Liquor makes me witty.
And retard strong.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-06 21:39:24 EST (#)
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God damn that was snappy. Had to have taken you at least 31 minutes to hammer that thing out.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-06 20:41:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-06 16:57:47 CST (#)
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COOL! ANOTHER UBER "DRUNK" POST.
WE DON'T GET TO READ ENOUGH OF THESE!!!
Unfortunately, this is the least interesting Uber "drunk" post ever.
***
Just for you, my next post will be about my investment portfolio, my interest in over-priced alcohol, my love of women too pretty for me, minor league baseball, and being a fan of a lackluster hockey team.
That's bound to earn a +2.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-06 20:28:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-06 19:45:07 EST (#)
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hmmmmm
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-02-06 19:10:41 EST (#)
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Shut yer trap, fatty.
(does that answer your question?)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-06 19:05:37 EST (#)
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Badlands = Shlongy?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-06 19:00:49 EST (#)
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Isn't it a given that everyone on here is either drunk, stoned, or whacked out on prescription meds?
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-02-06 18:48:32 EST (#)
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Drunk since 1:30 and this is the best we get??
I have a hard time believing you could get girls come over to your house in good weather, let alone a blizzard, Howie.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-06 18:45:14 EST (#)
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I have plenty of drunk posts that beg to differ Shlongy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-06 17:57:47 EST (#)
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COOL! ANOTHER UBER "DRUNK" POST.
WE DON'T GET TO READ ENOUGH OF THESE!!!
Unfortunately, this is the least interesting Uber "drunk" post ever.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-06 17:54:02 EST (#)
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+2 rockband
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-06 17:46:37 EST (#)
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I can see up your nooooseee
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-06 17:24:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-06 17:21:06 EST (#)
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And yes, I do have terrible teeth.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-06 17:20:25 EST (#)
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Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
-- Homer Simpson
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer
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I kind of have to poop too.