+3 years around this dump already?!? (782 hits)
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Submitted by Abe Froman, the Sausage King (View user info) at 2008-02-07 09:59:33 EST
Boy, where does the time go?
That's all you get for this Uberversary post. No humorous Ubercentric song. No linkwhoring to works of the past year. Nothing. I'm sorry, but I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill and subject myself to further absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day!
Well, okay, just one witty limerick:
There once was a website named Uber
The content resembled a goober
Fifty three percent knobs,
Twenty two percent, slobs,
And the rest, most indubitably super
What? You're still here? That's it. This post is over. Go back to work. Go!
O-kay...one teensy camwhore for the road.
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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:58:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks, I can do that.
We got paint at work.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-11 08:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-11 00:24:53 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://ilstu.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8140098399
:-D
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Hey, 'Drew, that's just not RIGHT... :p
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-11 01:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://ilstu.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8140098399
:-D
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-02-08 20:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-02-08 20:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-08 02:02:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-07 18:42:12 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu, n00b
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-07 21:42:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu, n00b
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-07 16:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-07 11:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Look what I found!
http://www.webcomicsnation.com/grug/plague/series.php?view=archive&chapter=19034p
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HOLY FUCK!!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:12:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yah, srsly
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Front page.
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-02-07 14:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-07 13:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because I thought you were admitting to being http://www.ubersite.com/u/sausageking in your title, which would have made you vermin as well. Way to get my hopes up.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-07 13:06:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-07 11:23:33 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
Call me "sir" goddamnit!
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Tell you what dipshit, if you don't like my policies, you can come down here and smooch my big ol' white butt! Pucker up, buttercup...
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-07 12:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Call me "sir" goddamnit!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-07 11:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Inconceivable!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-07 11:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Look what I found!
http://www.webcomicsnation.com/grug/plague/series.php?view=archive&chapter=19034p
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:55:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm not a big fan of being corrected.
haha, that was actually kind of funny.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Wait. Shit. Wrong movie.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Honest Abe.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-07 09:20:04 CST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm not a big fan of being corrected.
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Well, you should at least be used to it by now, what with having been married for 478 years. :)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm not a big fan of being corrected.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-07 09:14:08 CST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm a big fan of shitty photoshop.
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MS Paint, my friend...MS Paint. I've never used Photoshop in my life.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm a big fan of shitty photoshop.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Some times a Bald Cypress, an official state tree.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like Juniper trees the best.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:10:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pussy Roll of Sausage.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit cheese.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mother fucker I hate when I do that.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, you're barely pulling the taint brush that has it's own name, The Selleck, so one might think you are hiding.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-07 09:04:15 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
This will be the first uberversary post that I don't -2 and it's simply for your camwhore, albeit photoshopped.
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I did that JUST for you, schnookums.
But are you suggesting I *don't* have the chest of Tom Selleck?
*weeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:06:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
god hates you
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What ever happened to the guy that played the maitre de?
he did stand up with some short guy then they dropped off the earth.
they had a funny godzilla skit, if I remember.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-07 10:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This will be the first uberversary post that I don't -2 and it's simply for your camwhore, albeit photoshopped.