Americanz talking aboot SOCCER! (781 hits)
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Submitted by whiskeyjack (View user info) at 2008-02-08 04:23:36 EST
What happened?! Seriously? I mean I have my cleats and shin pads in closet cause that was just bad. Oh I know we're know Europeans(we shoot minorities not goals) but God damn atleast we beat the Beaners. I mean did you see the stadium? There were about 15 very, very brave American dudes in a Texas stadium. I just want to know what happened that our defense apparently got hammered drug and forgot how to tie their own shoes. I've honestly seen more heart in non-qualifying high school matches. I will give credit thoug to a few. Altidore is gonna be something great in time, Onyewu was a great aggressive and heart player, Bradley played some good D and played smart all game, Dempsey played well and still just don't get what offsides the refs called. Tim Howard did some damn good goal tending. He's intense for sure, and is a very compentent keeper(that damn Mexican was just pure crap, I'm surprised he's pro to be honest).
Ok those are some baaasic player grades(personal opinion only), but it looked like more than half that team couldn't spell soccer. I felt so bad for the Defense. They were getting pounded down as the mid fielders discovered "it gets bigger when you rub it". Shitty Mexico shouldn't go from defending to a single pass leading to a forward challenging a defender for a shot. It was a sad game and the only thing that probably saved them was America's better talent.
My big question though is to you Euro's out there. What'd you think of this game? Chuckle in amusement at two teams doing the equivalence of a toddler putting on his daddies shoes? Just go wtf? Turn the channel to some other faaaaaar more interesting game of real "footie"(I actually don't think you call it that, I really hope you don't cause I'll think SOOOO much less of you)? What'd you think...rest of the World?
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-02-08 20:34:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-02-08 20:34:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-08 16:37:05 EST (#)
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That's definitely doable.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-08 16:23:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-08 16:22:19 EST (#)
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cleats, D, and goal tending. ew.
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Might have been drunk. Might...
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-08 16:23:12 EST (#)
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My big dream is to be taken home then after sex be simply told to fuck off!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-08 16:22:19 EST (#)
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cleats, D, and goal tending. ew.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-08 15:54:15 EST (#)
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Odd? No. I think it's probably par for the course for a guy of your age.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-08 15:35:17 EST (#)
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Ugh fiiiine! I'd so give up soccer to be a boy toy! Is it odd I wanna get with a chick just a bit older than me so I can be like their little bedroom secret?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-08 15:32:25 EST (#)
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I don't know how much clearer I can be.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-08 15:30:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-08 15:17:02 EST (#)
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Only if you swear on pain of death never to mention soccer in front of me.
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Deal! I'm guessing you're not into wearing a corset with a soccer pattern on it to bed?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-08 15:17:02 EST (#)
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Only if you swear on pain of death never to mention soccer in front of me.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-08 14:31:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-08 12:33:51 EST (#)
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I love you, but I can't abide soccer-talk from an American.
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I just want to be friends...with benefits?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-08 12:33:51 EST (#)
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I love you, but I can't abide soccer-talk from an American.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-02-08 12:33:37 EST (#)
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Football is bollocks
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-08 09:34:53 EST (#)
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"How many years is it untl American football is no longer making enough money and you all have to watch real football? Not long, I give it 20 years.. "
sadly unless something happens to really turn people off that's not terribly likely. I think if i get back to Engerland I'll need to make sure to catch a game. maybe I can meet some football houligans and partake in thier shenanigans.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-08 05:47:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-08 05:00:25 EST (#)
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"What happened?! Seriously? I mean I have my cleats and shin pads..."
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-08 04:56:03 EST (#)
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I didn't see it, sorry. I was watching the African cup.
I guess the problem is that I don't really know anyone in the US leagues. Essian and Drogba are names I recognise, you know?
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-02-08 04:45:59 EST (#)
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It would have been a +2 for a Yank talking about our beloved football, but your spelling sucks. Anyway, Yank aren't a bad team and you're getting better as interest grows over there. I'd certainly say you're better than Scotland or wales.
How many years is it untl American football is no longer making enough money and you all have to watch real football? Not long, I give it 20 years..
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-08 04:36:32 EST (#)
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Yeah usually we make the Mexicans feel bad about themselve in all aspects. We usually just play a hard, steady, controlled pace they just can't keep up to but this game was just bad. Our players were out of shape in vast comparison. I'm the first to admit it, we had no team skills or any sign of endurance or of a team ready to play a long game.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-02-08 04:30:45 EST (#)
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I'm not going to slate yank football, but it does have a long way to go.
Mexico are no push overs, but you guys play them all the time, so you are bound to get used to how they play, and beat them.
Your domestic league sucks bollocks through a straw, but at least it's not selling out any further like the bastards of the EPL - English league games should be played in England!
Fuck it - I'm switching to QPR.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-08 04:26:21 EST (#)
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OH GOD! I just posted about soccer! I need to stop drinking!


