Ubersite is taking over tha intrawebz! + super-mega-narcissistic camwhore (semiNSFW) (2757 hits)
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Submitted by Ashlee (View user info) at 2008-02-08 18:51:43 EST
So I've been poking around again lately... Not because I've been so lost without this place, but because more often than I think can be completely normal, I type some random search string into google and come up, rather unexpectedly, with Ubersite as the number one response. I find this mildly unsettling, as often the search I am running bears actual relevance to my everyday life. Since some cosmic internet force seems to want me reading all those dick and fart jokes I missed so desperately in my life, I started playing a little game that seems like it might be more fun if I wasn't the only one doing it. Reminiscent of Razor's Kevin Bacon kids website internet porn game meets googlewhacking, I ask you, what is the weirdest, most random search string you can think of that brings you back to Uber?
Here's some pics to make up for two and a half years of lost camwhoring time. And since Shlongy asks for a new rack shot every time he sees my name on here, I threw that in too. Yes, I am that full of myself.
User Reviews
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2008-05-22 05:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You turn being white trash into an art form
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2008-05-04 19:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Ashlee, drop me a note to my email, judoka1978.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-27 00:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meant to plus two on last post.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-27 00:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who am I trying to kid, I would still cream pie you.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-27 00:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You remind me of the nasty girls who do cream pie videos. I have found like one video where the cream pie was tasteful, but for the most part, those videos have been bad. You are one of those bad girls.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2008-02-19 05:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart took the pics down because she wasn't the one who posted them. She emailed them to some guy Xcuses, and he posted them without her permission, which I don't think falls under bart's "I don't delete things" policy.
As for the rest, I've got some stuff to tell you that I'd prefer not to make known to the uber-public, but I'm actually headed out the door right now, so look for an email from me in the next day or so...
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Im looking forward to it. Just make sure to send it to me at my comcast email. Ill get it a lot faster than on gmail.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart took the pics down because she wasn't the one who posted them. She emailed them to some guy Xcuses, and he posted them without her permission, which I don't think falls under bart's "I don't delete things" policy.
As for the rest, I've got some stuff to tell you that I'd prefer not to make known to the uber-public, but I'm actually headed out the door right now, so look for an email from me in the next day or so...
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2008-02-18 22:19:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-18 12:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2008-02-17 22:30:41 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, Urbane posted pics of her bush an all? Where the fuck is this? I cant find her username doing the search. Shit, I still think I have her away message somewhere in the bowels of my PC.
+2 for possible snatch shots
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Since you asked for it....don't say you haven't been warned, though.
http://tinyurl.com/cob77 (original archived courtesy of MeTHod)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80739
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112385
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113194
There's plenty more blatant uses around Uber if you're THAT hard up for 'em.
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Wow, that was so not worth it. Her puss is all blowed up. The complete opposite of what I was expecting, after having seen what she looks like. *shudder* its actually kind of scary...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-18 02:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rick, you can say it. I used to be fat... now I'm not. WOO. And you can't find urbane because bart in an unprecedented move deleted her account after the drama surrounding someone else posting pics of her chubby junk.
Doing well, how're you? I can't believe I brought you out of the woodwork.
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Really? Even after begging bart to remove a post of mine that ultimately led to the break up of my fiance and I back in 05, he never did that. I dont hold it against him though. It was my own stupid ass fault, plus I was better off in the long run. At least thats what I keep telling myself.
Actually, it was the new Knight Rider show that brought me outta the wood work, but Ive been going through trying to find all the posts from everyone that attended the original Ubercon, basically the ones I was friendly with, and considered me friend enough to come all the way to fucking AC for my 21st.
Ive been better, my health has gone straight to shit, and Ill be moving back to NY around April, when my lease here is up. Be closer to family and all, and Ill be helping my mom out a shit load by doing so. Might be going back to jail either tomorrow or Thursday, depending on how court goes for both days. I shouldnt be going on Thursday, but tomorrow Im kind of on thin ice with it. Ill probably have a pretty good posting for Friday though, unless Im in jail, then Ill have a really awesome posting for when I get out, which would probably be around 10 days or so, unless they count prior time served, for the same court and reason, and lesson it, or just let me off with time served.
Things with the boyfriend good? Last we talked things were kinda shakey, but that was a pretty long ass time ago. You werent fat, you were chubbier, but I wouldnt say fat. Obviously I didnt think you were fat, unless you think Im a chubby chaser, and Ive shown you a decent amount of the girls Ive dated in the past to know that Im anything but lol. Hit me up on AIM sometime if you still use it. SN is still MegaManfre, or just email me at megamanfre.at.comcast.net cause I dont really use gmail anymore. I check it once in a while, but not often enough to get anything youve sent in a timely manner, if at all lol.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-02-18 12:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-18 02:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rick, you can say it. I used to be fat... now I'm not. WOO. And you can't find urbane because bart in an unprecedented move deleted her account after the drama surrounding someone else posting pics of her chubby junk.
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bart didn't delete her account, you stupid cunt! http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=3101
nd how's that renting a hotel room for an hour at a time working out for you?
you might've lost a couple of lbs( probably due to the AIDS), but in most peoples eyes you're still a worthless, money grubbing, whoring fatass.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-18 12:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2008-02-17 22:30:41 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, Urbane posted pics of her bush an all? Where the fuck is this? I cant find her username doing the search. Shit, I still think I have her away message somewhere in the bowels of my PC.
+2 for possible snatch shots
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Since you asked for it....don't say you haven't been warned, though.
http://tinyurl.com/cob77 (original archived courtesy of MeTHod)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80739
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112385
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113194
There's plenty more blatant uses around Uber if you're THAT hard up for 'em.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-18 02:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rick, you can say it. I used to be fat... now I'm not. WOO. And you can't find urbane because bart in an unprecedented move deleted her account after the drama surrounding someone else posting pics of her chubby junk.
Doing well, how're you? I can't believe I brought you out of the woodwork.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-02-17 23:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69071
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2008-02-17 23:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Orphelia - Thank you :)
Assh0ly - Since about three years ago, but none of you fuckers would listen to me...
Shlongy - As much as I'd LOVE to follow in Urbane's footsteps, I think I'll just maintain some illusion of modesty for the time being, eh? (actually I probably won't... I don't have any pictures of my junk but just for you next time I'll include an upskirt shot of my lovely gym-sculpted ass)
Lambchop - Yeah, yeah, my nipples are huge. I'm aware.
In case anyone was wondering, that is a real 12 gague and I'm actually pretty good with it. For a girl and all.
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Wait, Urbane posted pics of her bush an all? Where the fuck is this? I cant find her username doing the search. Shit, I still think I have her away message somewhere in the bowels of my PC.
+2 for possible snatch shots
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2008-02-17 23:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
*sigh*
Been there, done that.
How ya been? Shocked by the actual tit shot.
An Im not one to say anyones fat, or was ever fat or anything like that, but shit youve lost a few pounds, and look better than AC.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-02-17 16:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
still trash
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-13 14:34:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, SNAP, I saw that Denny's commercial too!
Honey, if they were fake, I would've gotten bigger ones. Is somebody jealous?
Submitted by greenfairy84 (user info) at 2008-02-13 06:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Plastic tits... Ewwwww... When they look that fake I hope you paid for them with fake money to keep things balanced, yin n yang n all that crap.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-12 14:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-11 14:16:32 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-10 13:03:26 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you have the biggest saucer nipples i have ever seen
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If that's the case, then you OBVIOUSLY haven't seen Hurty's.
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I've got lovely nipples!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-11 17:33:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WAIT! This post has boobies and yet Caul (God bless him) and his awesome snow sculptures is top of most heated?
Confirms EVERYTHING I feared about Uber. :)
Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2008-02-11 16:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Boobies.
Bring me wine!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-11 15:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh...that's your boyfriend?
I thought it was your parole officer.
I played The Haunt a couple times in the early 80's. Ended up banging some broad in one of the IC dorms...called "The Towers" I believe.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-11 14:41:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tee-hee...
Shlongy - yep. Actually that picture with my boyfriend in it was taken while we were on our way to the Haunt.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2008-02-11 11:39:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you have a boobjob in between the left picture on the bottom row and the one on the right?
Please dont inflict your image on my eyes again. I found it to be quite upsetting and mildly nausiating.
Thank you kindly.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-11 11:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How many times does Shlongy have to ask for a humjob before he gets one of those?
Is "the Haunt" still standing?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-11 09:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-10 13:03:26 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you have the biggest saucer nipples i have ever seen
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If that's the case, then you OBVIOUSLY haven't seen Hurty's.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-11 08:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ithica is gorges.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-11 06:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA, what the fuck Ashlee...
Oh well, you're cute and as somebody else said, you got balls for doin' this.
I'm quite surprised at the lack of hate in these reviews, too. Wow.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-11 04:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice n' sleazy!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-11 02:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dragged any hot English guys into any hotel rooms lately?
HA HA I KID - I SERIOUSLY JANXED A PEARL NECKLACE ONTO THAT LAST PHOTO
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-11 02:35:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*shrugs*
Well hello again. I am afraid you may not borrow a towel.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2008-02-10 23:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh! White Trash, FTL!!!loool!!!11
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-02-10 18:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
looking good lady. how the hell u been?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-10 15:28:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm guessing the last one is where some guy drugged and had sex with you, and took photographic proof?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-10 14:48:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-10 00:16:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this post will come back and bite you in the ass one day
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-10 14:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I...I'm....speecheless. why?
But this did remind of this phone we found on saturday, and it had a video on it of this guy nailing this chick. Which reaffirmed my position of never ever letting anyone film me.
although in saying that, I did fuck a guy this weekend who had a video of me having a smoke at the pub on his phone from about 5 months ago. Which should have screamed 'stalker' but was kinda flattering.
I'm not going anywhere with this.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-10 14:03:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you have the biggest saucer nipples i have ever seen
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-10 13:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm.... The topic of your post, along with the nature of these pictures, makes me wonder what you were going for here.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-02-10 11:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well alrighty then.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-10 08:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, we were supposed to hang out at some point. What happened to that?
Meh, good to see you're doing well.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-02-10 06:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heya, Ash... Still gorgeous, huh? Awesome.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-10 02:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You live in Ithaca, eh? I lived in Harrison Valley PA for 2 years and visited Ithaca frequently. Went to the Corning Museum of glass once. They don't even make bongs! What the fuck!!
Oh, nice tits by the way. +2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-10 01:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-10 00:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-09 22:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Look in the fucking camera. Eyes are sexy. You don't have to turn your head, just find the lens with your eyes. Especially with a low angle shot, for obvious reasons.
Terrible pose with the onesie. Sit down, knees parallel to the lens and twist toward the camera. It will thin your waist. A two piece would suit your body type better, though.
You did well on your back with the arm/breast lift. Nice cooper's ligaments.
Lose the shotgun. It's cliched and appeals to morons, rednecks, and virgins. Basically, your uber-type crowd.
Clean your fucking house, there's shit all over the place. Clothes on the floor, shoes, fucking strawberry soda.
Crop that shit out if you live like a pig, woman! Nice fridge, btw. I'm surprised it's not avocado.
Good body.
Smile more.
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You sound like a sweaty porn director, or a guy who kills and dissects hookers. "Nice Cooper's ligaments." I bet that one makes the ladies melt.
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Fuck off Pandora.
Cooper's ligaments was a joke.
I wasn't trying to make her 'melt', I was telling her how to pose so that she takes a better picture.
Sexy is in the eyes, not just throwing your tits out there.
And what exactly is your problem with dissecting hookers? How the fuck else am I supposed to get rid of them in an Infiniti G35 coupe? It's lousy with trunk space.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-02-10 00:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
pretty weak tits, let's be honest
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-10 00:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-09 22:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Look in the fucking camera. Eyes are sexy. You don't have to turn your head, just find the lens with your eyes. Especially with a low angle shot, for obvious reasons.
Terrible pose with the onesie. Sit down, knees parallel to the lens and twist toward the camera. It will thin your waist. A two piece would suit your body type better, though.
You did well on your back with the arm/breast lift. Nice cooper's ligaments.
Lose the shotgun. It's cliched and appeals to morons, rednecks, and virgins. Basically, your uber-type crowd.
Clean your fucking house, there's shit all over the place. Clothes on the floor, shoes, fucking strawberry soda.
Crop that shit out if you live like a pig, woman! Nice fridge, btw. I'm surprised it's not avocado.
Good body.
Smile more.
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You sound like a sweaty porn director, or a guy who kills and dissects hookers. "Nice Cooper's ligaments." I bet that one makes the ladies melt.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-10 00:16:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this post will come back and bite you in the ass one day
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-09 23:38:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the photo with michael bolton? it's the only flattering one. And you look like aileen wuornos in the one with the shotgun. I have no idea what possessed you to post this - other than attention, and look at the desperados giving it to you.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-02-09 23:20:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yah I saw that piece... quite nice.
I was just up in NY Jan 2nd-5th near Watkins Glen.
My Aunt and Uncle have a farm up there.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2008-02-09 22:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-09 22:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Look in the fucking camera. Eyes are sexy. You don't have to turn your head, just find the lens with your eyes. Especially with a low angle shot, for obvious reasons.
Terrible pose with the onesie. Sit down, knees parallel to the lens and twist toward the camera. It will thin your waist. A two piece would suit your body type better, though.
You did well on your back with the arm/breast lift. Nice cooper's ligaments.
Lose the shotgun. It's cliched and appeals to morons, rednecks, and virgins. Basically, your uber-type crowd.
Clean your fucking house, there's shit all over the place. Clothes on the floor, shoes, fucking strawberry soda.
Crop that shit out if you live like a pig, woman! Nice fridge, btw. I'm surprised it's not avocado.
Good body.
Smile more.
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-02-09 21:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rainbow bikini (circa Selleck in HA) - check: (+2)
'Packing' heat - check: (+2)
Marry me - I promise not to cheat on you for at least a year.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-09 21:20:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take some private photos at sicosemen.at.gmail.com
ok
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-09 19:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-02-09 19:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody cares about you, you fat whore.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114498
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Well, clearly YOU care about me enough to make a post about me even though I haven't been around for the last two and a half years... I love it that I get under your skin.
And if you'll reexamine exhibit A, you will find clear evidence that though my level of whoriness is certainly open for discussion, I am definitely NOT fat.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-09 19:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
forthewin :
>>>> Shlongy asks for a new rack shot every time he sees my name on here <<<
It's true. That and I think it's funny.
Turtle - NC's pretty, I have a few friends there. Why'd you move? I'm in NY, this awesome town called Ithaca, for the glass scene. I am no longer with that guy you met, my new love is the one that dragged me up here kicking and screaming (although I do like it here now, except the winter)Check out the post I made before this one to see what I've been doing for a job.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-09 19:29:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-09 14:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
forthewin - Oh snap. You read me like a book. I mean, you're totally right; I NEVER get ANY attention and I have to constantly throw myself on the altar of Ubersite, begging for acceptance. Please oh please won't somebody love me...
They're just boobies kids. Don't be scared.
_________________
I'm a fan of the female anatomy...
But seriously, what other reason is there for posting booby pictures?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-02-09 19:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody cares about you, you fat whore.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114498
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-09 18:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I won more than a grand playing poker on the Savannah gambling boat today.
I THINK I'LL BEAT OFF TO THESE PICS IN CELEBRATION.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-09 17:33:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute.
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2008-02-09 17:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:57:24 CST (#)
Ranking: 1
since when are you not fat?
...................................
ya
Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-02-09 16:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're not my type at all, but you have huge balls for putting your tits up.
Nice ones, btw.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-02-09 16:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No longer in Jax... moved away 12/07/04.
Live up in the middle of NC now in Durham. Doing the school thing and finally getting my shit together. Queen Bee remarried in Sept of '06 so she is officially someone else's problem...as for me, have yet to meet anyone who I can tolerate for moderate periods of time.
Got a few other things going on as well...tomorrow night for example will be immortalized (until the server dies or a massive EMP) in an uberpost.
what have you been up to (other than risqué photos)
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-02-09 15:05:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-09 14:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BEER TURTLE! How are you man? Still in Jax? I've been contemplating moving back there, I miss the FL weather :(
Quint - I got a message from her about a year ago, nothing since. Unfortunately that little slice of excitement seems to have disappeared permanantly from my life.
forthewin - Oh snap. You read me like a book. I mean, you're totally right; I NEVER get ANY attention and I have to constantly throw myself on the altar of Ubersite, begging for acceptance. Please oh please won't somebody love me...
They're just boobies kids. Don't be scared.
Nobody is playing my game... *sniff*
Well, I'm off to masturbate over what may be my first ever +2 from Shlongy. Ta.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-09 12:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-02-08 20:07:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BAM!!!
Tittas.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-02-09 12:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm completely baffled by this post.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-09 11:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<wipes sticky hand on dog>
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-09 11:08:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
man oh man
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2008-02-09 10:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome back.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-09 10:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not to me, it isn't.
When's YOUR collage going to be posted, MANIC?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-09 09:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(sigh) This is.... disappointing, Ash.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-09 09:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i don't know which picture is better--the one where you take a contemplative crap, or the one where you flash your armpit.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-02-09 09:01:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
mmmm boobs
Hows ya been Ash?
Been a while since Steak n Shake in Jax eh?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-02-09 07:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Something is wrong here...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-09 06:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i would guess you're ummm 27
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-02-09 05:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't say that you're anything special but here's a +2 for showing us your tits.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-09 05:12:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
im sorry did i just do that
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-09 05:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
meh
your lucky im drunk or this would of gotten a -2
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-09 04:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-02-09 04:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fanfuckingtastic
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-02-09 04:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fanfuckingtastic
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-02-09 03:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You'd make a better Queen than Elizabeth II.
Not just because of the tit shots, and all.
Wait. Who am I kidding. It's all to do with that.
You need to go and bitch slap that Kate Middleton and make Wills see some sense.
ASHLEE 4 QUEEN.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-09 03:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sure it's been said, but I can't be bothered to read these reviews:
Either you're full of shit, or you require attention far too much.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-09 03:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And i didn't meant those tits. +2 for those aswell.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-09 03:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for balls.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-09 01:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-02-08 22:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bullshit.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-08 22:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The things post will become...
I can't wait to see what happens here. I smell shennanigans a-brewing.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-02-08 21:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 tits
Whatever happen to that stalker chick that followed you hear after fucking your boyfriend (or vice versa, I forget)? That was awesome drama.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-08 21:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha, i just did the same thing. i should have known that was a paste from another post...
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-02-08 21:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-08 21:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
damn, darko.... creepy.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-08 21:27:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hidden:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58511
(hee hee)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-08 21:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
damn, darko.... creepy.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-08 21:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
QueenAshlee,
I see you posts. I read them. You are an intelligent attractive woman. I think that you are a beutiful woman who just needs the caress of a loving man.
I would like to propose something to you.
Dinner....the two of us.....Candlelight. Taking and laughing. Spending time with each other. we go for a walk on the beach at sunset. We go back to my house and sit in front of teh fire drinking wine. I offer you a backrub. You accept.
I would be so happy so lucky to spend time with you and get to know you.
Maybe.........
one day I could fuck you. I would fuck you for hours and make you beg me to take my dick out of you. I woudl make every orifce you have sore. Your jaw would hurt. Your ass would ache and you would walk funny because your pussy would be warn out.
You remind me of a teacher I had in eighth grade that sucked me off. I will save that for another post. All you need to know is she was the best cocksucker I ever knew and I bet you could beat her.
I would love to come home one day and have you naked on your knees waiting my the front door ready to lick my balls and suck my dick. You would swallow my cum and then go fix me dinner.
After dinner you would want me to fuck you until you went numb. After that you woudl let me continue to have my way with you. Why? because you would be addicted to my fat cock.
I woudl finally pass out...only to wake up to you sucking me of in the morning. I would nut in your face and go to work only to repeat everything again that day. This could be our life.
you wanna hook up with me Ashlee. you will not be sorry. I would make you the happiest woman in the land.
The mere though of looking down at you and seeing your eyes glimmer as you suck the last drop of cum from my cock and balls makes me shudder with excitement.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-08 21:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i know you just posted this, but i can't believe it's not already at the top of most heated for showing some skin.
lookin' good. how's about you, me, and orphelia get together sometime and, you know..... FUCK.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-08 21:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-08 20:59:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am in complete and utter shock.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-08 20:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-08 20:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd shoot a load on you.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-02-08 20:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-08 20:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So hey is Caulaincourt still around?? If he is and he doesn't come to spam this post and talk shit to me, I'm going to cry in the corner for at LEAST an hour.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-02-08 20:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rockin tots
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-08 20:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iacobus (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not easy to tell, but I'm guessing a Mossberg 500 or Remington 870. Nice pics, btw.
___
Remington 870. Good eye.
Submitted by iacobus (user info) at 2008-02-08 20:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT...one more
Submitted by iacobus (user info) at 2008-02-08 20:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT - There ya go.
Submitted by iacobus (user info) at 2008-02-08 20:08:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-02-08 20:07:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BAM!!!
Tittas.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oops, posted on a friday evening. No most heated for me.
No, I do not have a social life. I'm okay with that.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:32:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice boobs, eh.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My last comment on this because I'm about to "entertain guests" and by entertain, I mean "drink a bunch of my own booze and spend half of the night outside on the porch smoking cigarettes while everyone else "socializes" - but some of these pics sure beat the shit out of those Glamour Shot pictures from back in the old "Shlongy is a TOTAL dick" days.
I'll let you know when I jack off to some of these.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
From me? I've never asked bart to take anything regarding me or that I wrote off , and this place is way less on my radar than it was two years ago....
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:19:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How long until BartBart gets an email asking to take this down?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
again, thanks :) A girl can never be told too often how cute she is...
BOB - it damn well better be, that collage took like fifteen minutes out of my life! Please god somebody pay attention to me...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehehehehhe
This'll be good.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:14:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a common pose anyway, I guess it's showing the 'shape' more. You have a lovely figure and you look adorably cute in the pic with your boyf(?). When you do smile, you look a whole different person.
Welcome back anyway and congrats for (surely) knocking apollos post off most heated.
PS I find my boyfriends inside wrists incredibly sexy. We all have our 'thing'! :)
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well thats cool, good for you. i would do you, fyi.
Submitted by iacobus (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not easy to tell, but I'm guessing a Mossberg 500 or Remington 870. Nice pics, btw.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:09:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Orphelia -(dear god I can't beleive I'm about to say this on Uber of all places) I took these pics for my boyfriend... for some reason I don't understand, he finds that particular part of my anatomy a huge turnon (just me... never thought that about another girl. he's a little embarrased/surprised by it even), and I'm looking down because I just don't smile very often, or really like the way my face looks on camera.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' bout!!!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Orphelia - Thank you :)
Assh0ly - Since about three years ago, but none of you fuckers would listen to me...
Shlongy - As much as I'd LOVE to follow in Urbane's footsteps, I think I'll just maintain some illusion of modesty for the time being, eh? (actually I probably won't... I don't have any pictures of my junk but just for you next time I'll include an upskirt shot of my lovely gym-sculpted ass)
Lambchop - Yeah, yeah, my nipples are huge. I'm aware.
In case anyone was wondering, that is a real 12 gague and I'm actually pretty good with it. For a girl and all.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What is with the 'smelling armpit' pose, bottom centre? I never got that pose as being sexy. Is it a 'smell my musky hormones' thing or 'guess if i wax or shave'?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe your next post can include a snatch shot!
Or, just email it to me. YOUR CALL!
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice pepperoni nipples
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You will probably get a "Most Heated" out of this- and it would have climbed even quicker if you had remembered to include Shlongy's name in the title.
Nice tits.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Another +2 for Shlongys immense boobies radar. Second review this time though, you are slipping old man.
:)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Somehow, and I wasn't even NEAR my computer, I sensed something was up - and I was right!
It's my penis!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
since when are you not fat?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess, if I am the first to rate, it is because all the lads are having a wank.
The top and second to pictures on the left - you look very, very pretty :)