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Rating: -0.5 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Slovin (View user info) at 2008-02-09 12:09:30 EST


"Yo fuck protesters."
"What?"
"They're always stopping someone from doing something. Like chill the fuck out, ya know? Let people do their thing."
"You - dude - fuck, they're fucking protesting, like, child abuse. You're a tool."
"Yo fuck children."
"What the hell do you have against children?"
"They're annoying as hell. And they never shut the fuck up. And they watch fucking spongebob squarepants."
"So they deserve to be abused?"
"I don't know. Maybe."
"You're a terrible person."
"Fuck you. I'm drunk."
"No. That's not an excuse. You're really, like... fuck you, dude."
"Fuck you."
"No fuck you."
"Get the fuck outta my car, man."
"Get bent. Asshole."



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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-02-11 03:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

B@W

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-10 17:48:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

"No, fuck you."


Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-10 15:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

im going to assume this actually happened


Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-02-10 13:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

If given the choice between a tree and a brick wall, choose wall every time.


Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-09 23:14:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Your own review saved this from a -2

Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-02-09 21:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-02-09 18:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

"Yo fuck children."


This part made me giggle a little bit. Not sure I understand the picture in relation to the post, though.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-02-09 16:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This could have been something. Unfortunately it isnt.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-09 12:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2008-02-09 12:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If you're not sure, ask your doctor.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-09 12:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Gay?

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I laughed at this but everything else was lame, including you +2ing yourself

Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2008-02-09 12:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If you're not sure, ask your doctor.

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-09 12:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Gay?

Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2008-02-09 12:14:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"I laughed. I cried. I went back for more." - Slovin, BOSTON HERALD*

"Absolutely brilliant." - Slovin, NEW YORK TIMES*

"I've never seen anything quite like it. I loved it." - Slovin, THE ONION*






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