Make Douchebaggery History (664 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: -1 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by hooch (View user info) at 2008-02-10 19:05:08 EST
So I was channel surfing yesterday, and accidentally stumbled upon the Oprah show, her guest at that time was none other than Bono.
As you can well imagine, a television struggles with the sheer douche-baggery of just one of these pompous arseholes at once. So as you'd expect, both Bono and Oprah on my screen at the one time threw me off balance and before i could change channels my TV exploded into tiny pieces.
I should have been mad but i was just thankful i didn't have to look at those 2 self absorbed wankers for any longer.
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-11 09:59:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-11 02:59:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oprah had a dead guy on?!?!? Is she a voodoo priestess?
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That was more interesting than your entire post. I hope you will weep in the corner of hell reserved for dangerously idiotic people.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-11 09:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So, STFU.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-11 08:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't start a sentence with "so."
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-11 04:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What?
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-02-11 03:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-11 02:59:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oprah had a dead guy on?!?!? Is she a voodoo priestess?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-11 02:49:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
YOU WIN A GRAMMY FOR SUCKIEST POST EVAR
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-02-11 01:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 EXCELLENT WOULD READ AGAIN!
Submitted by hooch4 (user info) at 2008-02-10 23:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-10 20:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The only way that program could have been any worse was if you were the third person on that stage.
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Atleast if i was on the stage my TV wouldn't have been on, and thus wouldn't have exploded. Unless i TiVo'd it. Which i probably would have. Being the narcissistic douchebag that i am.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-10 21:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-10 20:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The only way that program could have been any worse was if you were the third person on that stage.
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This was a -2 except for this comment, which is hilarious because he still isn't disagreeing with you.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-02-10 21:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-10 20:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The only way that program could have been any worse was if you were the third person on that stage.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-10 19:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-10 19:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-10 19:26:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Deep
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-02-10 19:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-02-10 19:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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