Willard Scott, I hate you. (256 hits)
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Submitted by hellish (View user info) at 2008-02-11 11:26:50 EST
Willard Scott, I hate you.
I'm sick of seeing you on whatever the fuck morning news show it is that they haven't kicked you off of yet. I despise watching you glorify the wretchedly old, those feeble elderly who you parade out to scream "Happy Birthday!" to. Bloody Christ, you're ancient yourself. Why can't you just die and save these poor senior citizens some remaining dignity.
Willard Scott, I hate you.
Your obese frame has obscured my television screen for far too many years now. I grow sick every time I see you, feel the bile rise in my throat as I'm forced to witness those quadruple chins flap as you laugh at some pitiful attempt at a joke. A joke: That's what you are. A semi-retarted fat man they dressed up in a suit and allowed to babble on about the weather to make normal people feel better about themselves.
Willard Scott, I hate you.
You have no concept of how far my rage towards you is willing to take me. I would love nothing more than to beat you with a metal pipe wrapped in razor wire until you were on your knees. I'd plunge that instrument so deep into your ripe asshole that you'd be gushing blood, but I think your faggotty rectum would enjoy it too much. No, I'd just settle for carving off some of that offending blubber and force feeding it to you.
Willard Scott, I hate you.
Willard Scott, I hate you.
Willard Scott, I hate you.
Willard Scott, why can't I get you out of my head?
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