Willard Scott, I hate you. (454 hits)
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Submitted by hellish (View user info) at 2008-02-11 11:29:06 EST
Willard Scott, I hate you.
I'm sick of seeing you on whatever the fuck morning news show it is that they haven't kicked you off of yet. I despise watching you glorify the wretchedly old, those feeble elderly who you parade out to scream "Happy Birthday!" to. Bloody Christ, you're ancient yourself. Why can't you just die and save these poor senior citizens some remaining dignity.
Willard Scott, I hate you.
Your obese frame has obscured my television screen for far too many years now. I grow sick every time I see you, feel the bile rise in my throat as I'm forced to witness those quadruple chins flap as you laugh at some pitiful attempt at a joke. A joke: That's what you are. A semi-retarted fat man they dressed up in a suit and allowed to babble on about the weather to make normal people feel better about themselves.
Willard Scott, I hate you.
You have no concept of how far my rage towards you is willing to take me. I would love nothing more than to beat you with a metal pipe wrapped in razor wire until you were on your knees. I'd plunge that instrument so deep into your ripe asshole that you'd be gushing blood, but I think your faggotty rectum would enjoy it too much. No, I'd just settle for carving off some of that offending blubber and force feeding it to you.
Willard Scott, I hate you.
Willard Scott, I hate you.
Willard Scott, I hate you.
Willard Scott, why can't I get you out of my head?
User Reviews
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-02-12 20:55:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He looks like a fun guy.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-12 20:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1BUBBA
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-12 14:09:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There's some good stalking in the making here.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-11 23:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's a guy on the Halifax News, Bruce Frisko, who's just as big a douchebag as that picture looks.
http://www.hfxnews.ca/photos/TheDailyNews/stories/Bruce2004_2401.jpg
Yes that really is his name.
What's so irritating about him?
-He usually reports with someone else, Starr Dobson. While she's talking, he's biting his lower lip and making eyes at the camera. Really. Yes, habitually.
-Some idiot got a tattoo of him as a charity stunt through Facebook
-The guy is actually a dick and a half in real life.
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2008-02-11 15:55:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-11 13:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For the creepy pedo picture.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-11 12:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Check out this TWENTY year-old article and you will hate him even more.
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B0DEFDD103CF936A35757C0A961948260
He made more in 1987 tha you will make. Ever.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-11 12:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your OTHER post was more interesting than this.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-11 11:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can appreciate the hate here...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-11 11:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i really dislike when people spell the word 'retarded' as 'retarted'
at first, i could point at it and say, 'haha unintentionally hilarious', but now it just annoys me.
:(
unless in this instance of 'semi-retarted' you mean he had lost some of his lemony zest, had begun the process of restoring it, but ceased the re-tarting process for some unknown reason. because if that's the case, then HAHAHA, JOKES ON ME.
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2008-02-11 11:30:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i don't know what the fuck happened before. weird.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-11 11:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha