If I had a gun, I’d start shooting Mexicans (1585 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-02-11 15:18:38 EST
Don't get me wrong, I have a lot of respect for the Latinos around here. I live in a neighborhood that is mostly hard-working Latinos who don't screw around and take care of their kids (it's the whites and black that are the fuck-offs where I am, and since I've included whites among the fuck-offs, some of you can ease up on your hair-trigger !RACIST! response). Honestly, my Latino neighbors are great people. But then, they, and all the Latinos on my street, are here legally— hell most of them were born here. Despite a culture that seems somewhat insular to an outsider (I have no beef with people who have pride in their country of origin as long as they follow our laws while they are here), my neighbors always greet me in English and show remarkable patience when I attempt their language. The woman next door always replies with a laugh and a joyful ¡Voy a cortar su tompeates! whenever I shout out the only greeting I know, ¿Hola, cómo es su pescado galleta hoy? just as a kid from down the block taught me to say.
But Jesus H. fish-flinging Christ, if these assholes don't start getting their shit together when they get out in traffic, Northern California's East Bay is gonna become the epicenter of a whole new road rage shooting spree.
It is estimated that there are anywhere between three and five million* uninsured drivers in California, and the majority of them are illegal immigrants. Since the greatest percentage of illegal immigrants in California are from Mexico, that means most of the douchbags rolling around in old shitboxes they picked up in a supermarket parking lot 'as is - cash only' sale for $300 are border-hopping illiterates who have no license, no registration, and no insurance.
No insurance means I have to be insured up the ass (uninsured/underinsured ) on the presumption that if I get in an accident it will very likely be with an uninsured driver. It's no surprise while listening to the news and weather updates on the radio to hear that there was an accident and the driver was last seen running from the scene. Why? Because the border-hopping illiterate who runs away from a fender-bender is only out the $300 he dropped on an old shitbox he picked up in a supermarket parking lot in an 'as is - cash only' sale.
These assholes, male and female, go roaring up and down Mission Boulevard like they're wearing blinders, never signal turns, almost always hit the brakes and suddenly turn onto a side street or store driveway, and when I say suddenly, I mean going 45 mph on an open stretch and then in the blink of an eye they are at a near-complete stop and pulling into a parking area without giving any indication of what they were going to do. That shit keeps you on your toes.
A while back I took a load of shit to the dump, an old bed and stuff (those old metal bed frame parts were great, I threw them like javelins at discarded fridges and TVs), and on my way back home I was listening to music and driving along in Saturday afternoon traffic that was moving at a nice pace. I passed through an intersection and a few minutes later I would clearly remember eyeballing a guy in a black pickup who was creeping out and hoping to merge with the flow by making a right on a red. I noticed the guy because he was yakking to his friend instead of paying attention to oncoming traffic. When I was about fifty feet from the intersection I heard a sound like a sledgehammer hitting a sheet of steel. I damn near shit my pants, and when I looked in the rearview mirror I saw the black pickup practically fused to the side of an SUV, and the pickup hit the SUV so hard that as I watched the SUVs ass end was easing back down onto the road after flipping upward. And of course the light over the intersection I had passed through was still green.
Yesterday was the last straw. If there is a universal locus for U-turns, it is Alameda County in California. Whenever I'm waiting at a light to take a left turn into the grocery store, or the Kmart, or my preferred gas station, I can guaran-fucking-tee that unless I am at the head of the line waiting for that leftward green arrow I will miss the light thanks to fuckballs making U-turns. It is really quite something. After you've seen the number of U-turns I have, you begin to wonder if any of these fucking morons ever look at a goddamned map, and I swear to Christ that 90% of the people making U-turns are Mexicans.
As if that isn't bad enough, when making these U-turns, the Mexican drivers who normally blast down the road as if it is 1962 and they are trying to break a land speed record on the Bonneville Salt Flats behind the wheel of the Bluebird suddenly move with the grace and speed of an Apatosaurus.
Yesterday I did a bit of shopping. I stop at a red light in a three way intersection. I'm in the bottom of the T, watching traffic pass in front of me in two directions. If I can go right on the red I will, but if not, I can wait for the green. There are a few cars drifting down the lane I want to join, so wait for the green it is. The cars in the opposite lane get a green light, allowing them to make a left turn into the shopping area I am leaving. The first car makes a U-turn. The second car makes a U-turn. The third car makes a U-turn, and I suddenly realize that all three cars were driven by Mexicans. I start counting. It's a fairly long light, over a minute. The count reaches ten. Ten consecutive U-turns made by grinning Mexicans babbling to passengers or chattering on cell phones.
I know they made legal turns, but somehow the fact that ten fucking Mexicans in a row were so off the mark in reaching their destination that they had to make the same U-turn... well, it did something to me. Some tiny little thing frayed to the breaking point.
At the last intersection before I hit my own street and home, I waited for another green for a left turn. In front of me was a Mexican guy babbling to a buddy in the passenger seat. The green arrow lights up. Still babbling. I hit my horn. Still babbling. I lean out my window and shout something like HEY MAN, WHAT THE FUCK? MOVE IT! The guy finally hits the gas... and begins a U-turn so lazy and wide that I miss the light and something snaps and all I can do is sit there and think, man, if I had a gun, I'd start shooting Mexicans.
* Yeah, yeah, cry bullshit, then click on the links because I am not making this shit up
2006 http://www.10news.com/investigations/9728254/detail.html
2008 http://oakland.injuryboard.com/motor-vehicle-accidents/three-million-uninsured-drivers-in-california-protect-yourself.php)
This is a recent article some may see as a right-wing rant... well, okay, it IS a right-wing rant, but it really brings home the problem of unlicensed drivers - the writer's daughter has been involved in three car accidents in 5 years, all of them with unlicensed drivers http://www.newswithviews.com/Devvy/kidd324.htm
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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-06 19:20:52 EST (#)
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Friends of mine swear that there are a lot of rear end collisions because some Latino women nearby
just pick a target and run into them and then start screaming for a ambulance.Some kind of insurance scam..
hm
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-13 15:14:53 EST (#)
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If I had a gun....
I'd shoot it in the mo-or-ning,
I'd shoot it in the even-ning,
all over this land....
I'd shoot out ninjas,
I'd shoot out global warming....
I'd shoot out love-between-brothas and sistas...
allllllll over this land.
If I had an a-bomb,
I'd detonate it in the moo-orr-ning,
I'd detonate it in the evening,
all over this land....
I'd detonate danger,
I'd detonate warning,
I'd detonate love between my brother and my sister,
all over this land.
If I had some anthrax....
I'd release it in the mooo-ooor-ning,
I'd release it in the evening....
all over this land....
I'd infe-e-ect warning,
I'd infe-e-ect danger,
I'd infe-e-ect love between a brother and a brother, all over this land.
(not between a sister and a sister though, amIright?)
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-02-13 12:05:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-12 13:34:50 EST (#)
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he's a genuine idiot, juls.
and a ginger.
and a LARPer to boot.
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well I cant get too harsh with the ginger part, I was ginger as a child
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-13 08:34:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-02-12 22:06:09 EST (#)
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"Then Suffer?" Who's calling whom a talentless hack? At least Jack knows the difference between then and than, you fucking RETARD!!!!!!!!!
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Stop with the alters, Bubba.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-02-13 08:00:44 EST (#)
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the person in that article fails to realize one obvious truth: his little snowflake daughter is a fucking shitty driver. you don't get into 5 accidents in a short period of time and have them be "100% the other person's fault," regardless if the other person is a dirty mexican or not.
and only fucking assholes buy hybrid suvs.
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-02-12 22:06:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-02-12 17:09:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-11 17:32:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-11 16:59:29 EST (#)
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if you actually owned a 'white people for jesus shirt', and camwhored wearing it amongst a group of various dark skinned people, i'd +2 you for life.
OR, if you camwhored while wearing said shirt, with your arm around al sharptons shoulder, i'd actually BUY a copy of your book and quit photocopying it and mailing it to everyone who expresses any interest.
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You are dead to me. The book is a sacred text.
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I'd rather read a Margaret Atwood novel then suffer through a shitty snooze-fest by a talentless hack like you.
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"Then Suffer?" Who's calling whom a talentless hack? At least Jack knows the difference between then and than, you fucking RETARD!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-12 19:31:11 EST (#)
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This was really insightful.
YOU SHOULD PAY SOMEONE TO PUBLISH IT
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-12 19:26:24 EST (#)
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hehehe - Mission, and all it's U-turns is NOTHING to what CV Blvd used to be like in the '90's before they put up all the "no u-turns after 8pm" signs...
I make alot of u-turns. (WEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS)
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-12 17:19:54 EST (#)
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do a post on niggers next
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-02-12 17:09:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-11 17:32:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-11 16:59:29 EST (#)
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if you actually owned a 'white people for jesus shirt', and camwhored wearing it amongst a group of various dark skinned people, i'd +2 you for life.
OR, if you camwhored while wearing said shirt, with your arm around al sharptons shoulder, i'd actually BUY a copy of your book and quit photocopying it and mailing it to everyone who expresses any interest.
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You are dead to me. The book is a sacred text.
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I'd rather read a Margaret Atwood novel then suffer through a shitty snooze-fest by a talentless hack like you.
Submitted by BlazinBull (user info) at 2008-02-12 16:19:48 EST (#)
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Damn Mescians.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-12 15:58:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 13:59:42 EST (#)
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That's when I stopped reading because the pen behind this article is an inflamed dipshit...
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"...article some may see as a right-wing rant... well, okay, it IS a right-wing rant..."
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 13:59:42 EST (#)
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I started reading that last link and got all the way up to "The Democrats continue to control the legislature in California with a flaming butch dyke liberal controlling their senate." That's when I stopped reading because the pen behind this article is an inflamed dipshit who continuously refers to her daughter by her name "my Brandy."
I was able to look past that but the stereotype led me to believe that the author is a complete dispshit who needs to move and stop whining.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-12 13:36:11 EST (#)
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Jack, I hear you on this man. And I understand it's not a race thing. If you can't drive then get off the fucking road! This isn't some fucking desert town in the middle of Mexico where you can get fucked up and rip through the center of town at 150 because you're the only car on the road. Take a couple weekends out of your busy illegal life and just practice driving around your neighborhood. As far as the uninsured motorist thing goes, that's why I ride with a gun in the car. I'm not saying that I'd kill anybody, but I'd definatly pop a mother fucker in the knee so he couldn't run away. And where I live, the cops don't ask questions about white boys shooting illegal Mexicans.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-12 13:34:50 EST (#)
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he's a genuine idiot, juls.
and a ginger.
and a LARPer to boot.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-02-12 13:03:22 EST (#)
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kuroneko_sama, are you a genuine idiot, or just trying to incite scandal?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-02-12 13:03:12 EST (#)
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This is why Pimp My Ride is allowed to exist. (I love Pimp My Ride actually)
In New York insurance is mandatory. You can't buy a car without buying insurance for it. When I bought my car I had to arrange the insurance beforehand and then I was on a 3-person miniconference with the insurance rep and car salesman.
Maybe if they had stricter laws there wouldn't be as much of a problem? I dunno, I usually have a hard time correlating a simple solution to a large reality i.e. California's ~30 million inhabitants.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-12 07:23:38 EST (#)
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while i appreciate the attempt at passion...you strike me as more of a 'sayer' than a 'doer'
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-12 05:56:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2008-02-12 03:26:43 EST (#)
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Don't get me wrong, I have a lot of respect for the Latinos around here. I live in a neighborhood that is mostly hard-working Latinos who don't screw around and take care of their kids ........ yawwwn
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-11 22:52:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-11 17:32:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-11 16:59:29 EST (#)
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if you actually owned a 'white people for jesus shirt', and camwhored wearing it amongst a group of various dark skinned people, i'd +2 you for life.
OR, if you camwhored while wearing said shirt, with your arm around al sharptons shoulder, i'd actually BUY a copy of your book and quit photocopying it and mailing it to everyone who expresses any interest.
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You are dead to me. The book is a sacred text.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-11 22:25:44 EST (#)
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!RACIST!
stop fucking crying about traffic old man and concentrate on getting those Matlock episodes put back on the air.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-11 22:08:47 EST (#)
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From tonight:
Me: I spy, with my little eye, something that begins with F.
Hyacinth: Does it stink?
Me: Um...yeah.
Hyacinth: Is it your feet?
Me: Damn.
It wasn't worth a post.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-11 21:58:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-11 21:32:43 EST (#)
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bubba, you'd go right to a supermax with the other pedos
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Dipshit, you base your comments on a post by a British import. DID YOU READ IT, MOTHERFUCKER????
NO, WELL, HE FUCKED UP, ASSWIPE!!!!!
My God you are stupid.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-11 21:54:18 EST (#)
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There are far more practical ways to dispose of mexicans - and in high volume. If I *were* you, I would find a disused open cut mine - without water in the bottom, paint the bottom to *look* like water, and then watch them all dive in in those stupid diving trunks they wear. and find a donkey with gay aids to shag all their womenfolk. you would save an awful lot of bullets.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-11 21:51:29 EST (#)
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I think we should shoot anyone crossing our borders who doesn't speak decent enough English to understand Hamlet.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-11 21:33:50 EST (#)
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wow those reviews from kuremo_sanka or whatever his name is are just plain wrong.
even howard T peado is shocked.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-11 21:32:43 EST (#)
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bubba, you'd go right to a supermax with the other pedos
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-11 21:04:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-11 20:51:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-11 20:08:48 EST (#)
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Pfft...
http://fredfile.fred08.com/blog/2007/hazelton-immigraton-decision/
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96310
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if i were in charge i would make the 10 mile span from the borders a location that if you are found within miles 2-10 of that 10 mile perimeter you will be shot and killed on sight no questions, no second chance
warning shots only apply to mile 1 in which they must stop where they are and be detained... (like area 51)
women, children, eldrely, ANYONE found in the 10 mile span would be killed on sight
im sure that after a few families who "call the bluff" are mowed down they would get the hint
as they say "you gotta break a few eggs to make Huevos rancheros"
while im at it....
i would legalise crime against illegal immagrants... since they are not citizens, they should not be protected by the same laws that protect citizens.
visas, passports, green cards, etc would work in the same way as a government issue id granting that person protection under the constitution
illegal immigrants found inside the us border will have all of their belongings seized and sold at auction to benefiet schools and they will be given prison-type clothing have the dna on file with immigration office database and be deported with nothing but those closthes on their backs... any repeat offenders or violent immigrants will be sent to an "ultramax"
on the same level, i would also make the inside of "ultramax" prison walls (reserved for terrorists, illegal immigrants, child molesters,and violent criminals)classified as "non american soil" meaning that the violent criminals arent protected as citizens.
in order for prisoners to ever get into the public (from ANY prison type) parole would be done through the millitary and government only. forcing criminals to earn their way into society.
there would be no "death row" just a room off the side of the courtroom where a man with a gun and a bullet waits... better hope the jury doesnt find you guilty.
this is why i could never become president
and for the record...
before you piss and moan about my lack of humanity
anyone that does fall "victim" to any of these laws would be perfectly responsible for their actions knowing the risks as they take them
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Yo, Adolph, didn't you die in 1945? Stupid asshole.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-11 20:51:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-11 20:08:48 EST (#)
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Pfft...
http://fredfile.fred08.com/blog/2007/hazelton-immigraton-decision/
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96310
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if i were in charge i would make the 10 mile span from the borders a location that if you are found within miles 2-10 of that 10 mile perimeter you will be shot and killed on sight no questions, no second chance
warning shots only apply to mile 1 in which they must stop where they are and be detained... (like area 51)
women, children, eldrely, ANYONE found in the 10 mile span would be killed on sight
im sure that after a few families who "call the bluff" are mowed down they would get the hint
as they say "you gotta break a few eggs to make Huevos rancheros"
while im at it....
i would legalise crime against illegal immagrants... since they are not citizens, they should not be protected by the same laws that protect citizens.
visas, passports, green cards, etc would work in the same way as a government issue id granting that person protection under the constitution
illegal immigrants found inside the us border will have all of their belongings seized and sold at auction to benefiet schools and they will be given prison-type clothing have the dna on file with immigration office database and be deported with nothing but those closthes on their backs... any repeat offenders or violent immigrants will be sent to an "ultramax"
on the same level, i would also make the inside of "ultramax" prison walls (reserved for terrorists, illegal immigrants, child molesters,and violent criminals)classified as "non american soil" meaning that the violent criminals arent protected as citizens.
in order for prisoners to ever get into the public (from ANY prison type) parole would be done through the millitary and government only. forcing criminals to earn their way into society.
there would be no "death row" just a room off the side of the courtroom where a man with a gun and a bullet waits... better hope the jury doesnt find you guilty.
this is why i could never become president
and for the record...
before you piss and moan about my lack of humanity
anyone that does fall "victim" to any of these laws would be perfectly responsible for their actions knowing the risks as they take them
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-11 20:08:48 EST (#)
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Pfft...
http://fredfile.fred08.com/blog/2007/hazelton-immigraton-decision/
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96310
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-11 19:05:33 EST (#)
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Well I'll be god-damned. Thanks, ks.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-11 18:43:05 EST (#)
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and yes... in NH you DO NOT HAVE to have insurance
however you sSHOULD have it
only people making payments on cars and those with prior DWI/DUI offenses are REQUIRED to have it
i have full coverage even though i do not need to and own my cars outright (that is correct im on car #19 and i still am not required by law to have insurance... even though i elect to get my own)
cops dont even ask for proof of insurance like they do in other states when you get pulled over
though the toss up is
when franks car got broken into and got tore up he got "tough shit" from the cops
when mine got broken into, i got $3500 cash
(ignore that i am licensed in life, accident & health insurance)
yay insurance ... if i live to be 100 ill still have not paid in as much as ive had paid out to me
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-02-11 18:14:01 EST (#)
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buy a burro and a straw hat
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-11 17:32:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-11 16:59:29 EST (#)
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if you actually owned a 'white people for jesus shirt', and camwhored wearing it amongst a group of various dark skinned people, i'd +2 you for life.
OR, if you camwhored while wearing said shirt, with your arm around al sharptons shoulder, i'd actually BUY a copy of your book and quit photocopying it and mailing it to everyone who expresses any interest.
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You are dead to me. The book is a sacred text.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-11 16:59:29 EST (#)
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if you actually owned a 'white people for jesus shirt', and camwhored wearing it amongst a group of various dark skinned people, i'd +2 you for life.
OR, if you camwhored while wearing said shirt, with your arm around al sharptons shoulder, i'd actually BUY a copy of your book and quit photocopying it and mailing it to everyone who expresses any interest.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-11 16:53:11 EST (#)
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Shit guys, later.
Gotta go attend another bullshit diversity sensitivity luncheon.
Just gimme a sec to pull on my WHITE PEOPLE FOR JESUS t-shirt to test exactly how much diversity they are willing to embrace...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-11 16:50:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-11 16:06:07 EST (#)
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So, you in the 'demoralizing-brain-splattering-surgical-strike' or 'inescapable-wall-of-lead' school of traffic shootings?
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The last time I fucked around with guns (a while ago, believe me) I was a decent shot (good using an old FNC1 that nearly took my face off in lots of range shooting, and later survivably decent with a couple of different handguns). I like to think I'd be cool and collected and save the lead, but I'd more than likely flip out and make 'em think it was Alamo payback time.
I just did a Google search and discovered there is are two shooting ranges right near me, one indoor, one in a scenic parland. Hmmm... Weekends with time to kill, weather getting nice, money to spare...
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2008-02-11 16:28:43 EST (#)
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As if that isn't bad enough, when making these U-turns, the Mexican drivers who normally blast down the road as if it is 1962 and they are trying to break a land speed record on the Bonneville Salt Flats behind the wheel of the Bluebird suddenly move with the grace and speed of an Apatosaurus.
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That is the first time I have ever read Apatosaurus outside of a book on dinosaurs. The whole article was worth it, if only for this sentence.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-11 16:18:10 EST (#)
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Every car of mine that has been destroyed was the result of two types of drivers,
1. VERY elderly, myopic (Mr. Magoo), and senile
2. Uninsured
One old man didn't even know he had hit me. He thought he bumped a light pole.
The uninsured drivers have either been 18-20 year old male scumbags with silver duct tape holding various parts of their cars together, OR, bloated welfare queens with a MINIMUM of 3 kids ALL with different 'baby daddies.'
Needless to say, I have always had to foot the expense of getting another car.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-11 16:09:24 EST (#)
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I enjoyed this because I also hate people who cannot drive.
If I were President;
-Renewing your license means taking a driver's test again as well. Written section and Driving section.
-IQ of at least 100 to qualify getting your license.
-No more right-on-red because too many people treat it as a green light and cause accidents
-You have to take a test to be able to parallel park. Fail the test, you may never parallel park. This law will be strictly enforced.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-11 16:06:07 EST (#)
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Florida is the epicenter for U-turns. They put raised medians on practically every major thoroughfare and intersperse infrequent left turn access conveniently aligned with no driveways at all. And here too, 1 in 3 drivers is uninsured. I suspect 1 in 6 to be either a drunken tourist or a senile oldster in a big car.
So, you in the 'demoralizing-brain-splattering-surgical-strike' or 'inescapable-wall-of-lead' school of traffic shootings?
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-02-11 16:05:45 EST (#)
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Craysy mehicans
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-11 16:00:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-02-11 15:52:44 EST (#)
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Method's Mom likes Mexicans. Two at a time. Diego in her mouth and Pablo in her ass.
Buahauahahahaha This shit never gets old
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-11 15:55:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-11 15:33:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-11 15:24:58 EST (#)
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unless you have a previous dwi/dui insurance is not required in the state of NH
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What IS the difference between a DWI and a DUI?
Is "Driving While Intoxicated" simply for alcohol while "Driving Under the Influence" covering illegal drugs as well?
Or does it have to do with blood alcohol level, breathelizers and weird juristictional shit?
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DWI is Driving While Impaired, typically a blood alcohol between .02 and .07%
DUI is driving Under the Influence, a blood alcohol of .08% or more, depending on the State.
In Colorado, a BAC of >.15% gets an additional charge of "Driving with excessive alcohol content," which is just a way to ensure they bag you for something.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-02-11 15:52:44 EST (#)
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Method's Mom likes Mexicans. Two at a time. Diego in her mouth and Pablo in her ass.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-11 15:40:41 EST (#)
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i'm sure you would you fucking racist, homophobe, right wing, ranting bigot
just kidding...i didn't even read this shit. have a 1 on faith that it didn't offend or annoy me in some way.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-11 15:34:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-11 15:24:58 EST (#)
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unless you have a previous dwi/dui insurance is not required in the state of NH
rule of thumb here is if your gonna hit something, aim for new cars. if they are making payments the bank forces it to be insured.
course your retarded not to have at least liability even if you own outright.
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Wait, wait... no insurance AT ALL in NH, or no uninsured/underinsured?
I'm insured up the ass on the advice of a lot of California drivers.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-11 15:33:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-11 15:24:58 EST (#)
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unless you have a previous dwi/dui insurance is not required in the state of NH
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What IS the difference between a DWI and a DUI?
Is "Driving While Intoxicated" simply for alcohol while "Driving Under the Influence" covering illegal drugs as well?
Or does it have to do with blood alcohol level, breathelizers and weird juristictional shit?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-02-11 15:33:33 EST (#)
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a couple mexicans hit me here in LA. they both chattered on about "no hablo ingles" and having no license and tried to flee the scene. i stuffed them both in my car and drove their ass to a phone while i called the cops. they called their brother and tried to take off with him but the cops got there first. suddenly they could speak english perfectly and produced their licenses. so even if they have licenses it doesn't stop the "no speaka da english" bullshit.
they didn't have insurance though, and my back has been completely fucked up ever since. la vida loca!
to be fair, i also got t-boned by a chinese girl (hit on the side.) it was far more annoying but much more amusing though, since she kept threatening to sue me. all the passers-by and i laughed and laughed as we watched her rant on her phone about lawyers. the police came and laughed at her to her face.
the end.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-11 15:33:15 EST (#)
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You don't have a gun? What kind of Republican are you?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-11 15:32:59 EST (#)
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you have extreme deep-seeded hatred for french-canadians because they dare to speak the language they'Ve been using for centuries. i really doubt you have no problem with a ghetto of immigrants speaking theres.
besides....who fuckin cares about traffic. use the godamn bus.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-02-11 15:27:08 EST (#)
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*Stands and salutes Union Flag*
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-11 15:24:58 EST (#)
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unless you have a previous dwi/dui insurance is not required in the state of NH
rule of thumb here is if your gonna hit something, aim for new cars. if they are making payments the bank forces it to be insured.
course your retarded not to have at least liability even if you own outright.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-11 15:23:46 EST (#)
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What's stopping you, Callahan?
Knock yourself out.