This Place is Boring Today So Just Make Fun of Me! (1637 hits)
Category: Politics -> IraqRating: 0.07 on 119 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2008-02-12 10:28:50 EST
The person in the shadow is a uber user. 1st one to identify who it is gets 423,201,176 +2's.
Paper clips or alligator clips?
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-17 11:10:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 12:27:10 PST (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-13 08:35:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by JacobKReist (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:17:10 EST (#)
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Dear Losers,
Maybe I'm not as intelligent as I think I am, but this post seemed totally bland.
The emperor has no clothes on. I'm calling this as bullshit.
If shit don't improve around here I'm gonna troll the fuck out.
Rev. Jacob K Reist
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Quick! Nobody improve anything!!
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HAHAHHAHA
Oh shit. I'm still laughing while writing this review.
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Made this shit post worth it.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:42:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 15:28:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-13 08:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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As you haven't posted anything - milkbone here gets the gratuitous +2.
Fuck that was funny.
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Sorry Rob, aside from a festering rage at the condition of public mens rooms, I really don't have anything interesting to say. I'll try to write you a story or something tomorrow. Possibly something with ferrets in it.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2008-02-14 10:28:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-13 03:09:00 CST (#)
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And don't bother accusing a pregnant woman of being tipsy, sweetheart, I haven't touched a drop since I found out. I am pretty outraged at the insinuation.
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Wait a minute - you're pregnant - congrats chick!
Have a c-section - they're easy peezy.
Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-02-14 10:11:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 15:28:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-13 08:35:11 EST (#)
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As you haven't posted anything - milkbone here gets the gratuitous +2.
Fuck that was funny.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 15:27:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-13 08:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by JacobKReist (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Losers,
Maybe I'm not as intelligent as I think I am, but this post seemed totally bland.
The emperor has no clothes on. I'm calling this as bullshit.
If shit don't improve around here I'm gonna troll the fuck out.
Rev. Jacob K Reist
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Quick! Nobody improve anything!!
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HAHAHHAHA
Oh shit. I'm still laughing while writing this review.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-13 15:12:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I like how you're wearing that incredibly crass t-shirt on a mini golf course that is probably full of children.
I see you have no class in real life, either.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-13 08:35:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by JacobKReist (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Losers,
Maybe I'm not as intelligent as I think I am, but this post seemed totally bland.
The emperor has no clothes on. I'm calling this as bullshit.
If shit don't improve around here I'm gonna troll the fuck out.
Rev. Jacob K Reist
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Quick! Nobody improve anything!!
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-02-13 07:43:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sometimes you are a douche.
Submitted by JacobKReist (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Losers,
Maybe I'm not as intelligent as I think I am, but this post seemed totally bland.
The emperor has no clothes on. I'm calling this as bullshit.
If shit don't improve around here I'm gonna troll the fuck out.
Rev. Jacob K Reist
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-02-13 05:34:35 GMT (#)
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DanteCrane I think you are Orphelia, a little tipsy
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Erm, way to put me in a bad mood. Sorry, not me, check your sources.
I have Dreamweaver (pretty much everyone knows that) and that satisfies me just fine.
You are very much barking up the wrong tree. My guess is it's sico himself.
And don't bother accusing a pregnant woman of being tipsy, sweetheart, I haven't touched a drop since I found out. I am pretty outraged at the insinuation.
If I really wanted to come back from Falafels comment, I'd have put something like 'Falafel, just 'cos your mum put on 90lbs during her pregnancy with you, doesn't mean we all go clinically obese'. I enjoy our banter, she can give as good as she gets and she knows it is only a joke.
Don't bother accusing me of being a shitty alter again, or drunk, Nietzsche (and you are who?)
Thanks.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 02:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You are like Uber's class clown.
Submitted by DanteCrane (user info) at 2008-02-13 01:04:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i am not from europe they are smelly swine pigs and WHORES
Submitted by DanteCrane (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
niiiiiiiigggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhht nietschez is what i said
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:57:25 EST (#)
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Almsost, it's N-i-e-t-z-s-c-h-e
Submitted by DanteCrane (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:54:47 EST (#)
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niiiiiiiighhhhhhhht neitzche
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:53:21 EST (#)
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I think you need a coffee and a cold shower, good night love.
Submitted by DanteCrane (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:52:07 EST (#)
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the sahdows neitchez right after he sucked you off oh yea!
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:51:44 EST (#)
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Jealous, NO. It's Nietzsche BTW.
Are you any chance from Europe?
Submitted by DanteCrane (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:49:52 EST (#)
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stop being a tool neictezh are you jelous of the fat pig face WHORE?
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:46:37 EST (#)
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Not sure I understand the question?
Submitted by DanteCrane (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:43:11 EST (#)
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the question is neitize is why is this sico a fat pig WHORE
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:42:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:37:28 EST (#)
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OK. Back to my original Q. ykwiwts?
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experima is the only one to ever write that.. it's either an acronym or gibberish. Ask them?
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:37:28 EST (#)
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OK. Back to my original Q. ykwiwts?
Submitted by DanteCrane (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:36:09 EST (#)
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neizitch i am not any WHORE alter you fat retarded fag.
Submitted by DanteCrane (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:35:01 EST (#)
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fattyfel the only way to settle this is to mud wrestle naked with opheelia and let neizchez take pictures you WHORES
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:34:59 EST (#)
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yea
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:34:35 EST (#)
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DanteCrane I think you are Orphelia, a little tipsy
Submitted by DanteCrane (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:33:06 EST (#)
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neicheze is jelous of theCranes big long dick oh yea
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:32:45 EST (#)
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Hahaha.. No, you!
Submitted by DanteCrane (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:31:59 EST (#)
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try again neitzer i am not an alter just here to cause trouble you fat cock chuffin WHORE go and spread your cymidia
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:29:22 EST (#)
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ha ha ha
Submitted by DanteCrane (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:25:36 EST (#)
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is the shadow falefals she is a great big jelous WHORE who likes to spread teh aids around
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:23:47 EST (#)
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ha ha, I think someone has an alter
Submitted by DanteCrane (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:20:43 EST (#)
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fattyfel is an unfunny ugly WHORE and lesbian
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:11:56 EST (#)
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Totally unrelated, could someone tell me what ykwiwts means?
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-12 23:50:39 EST (#)
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Also, the shadow in the picture is orphelia, 90 lbs ago. What do I win?
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-12 23:46:06 EST (#)
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"I swear to god, dude. This thin."
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-12 16:46:09 EST (#)
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perfect-bind the stack of fucking papers you cheap bastard
Submitted by DanteCrane (user info) at 2008-02-12 16:43:34 EST (#)
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Ugly pig
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-12 16:34:38 EST (#)
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/popcorn
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-12 16:29:52 EST (#)
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Haha thats actually pretty funny. And pregnant women don't do diets sweety.
:)
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-12 16:17:48 EST (#)
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Fuck off and diet~
Is that better?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-12 16:15:01 EST (#)
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I already told you to die. Really, if you wanna reuse my comebacks thats fine. You need all the help you can get.
Toodles!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-12 16:12:27 EST (#)
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the internet is serious business.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-12 16:01:54 EST (#)
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When did I say I was looking for sympathy you tired old cunt?
Maybe I am a shitty little stuck up bitch and an alter! Wouldn't that be fun!
At least lameness is the only thing someone could catch from me you diseased whore.
Fuck off and die~
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-02-12 15:55:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 19:46:08 GMT (#)
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Apollo, after you take 2 years to wind up one punch with your grease ridden kielbasa fingers and whiff by a margin I'd hammer fuck your face to death with a series of devastating blows.
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HAHAHAHAHA that is a fucking great sentence. Now I need to use the phrase "hammer fuck" in real life as soon as I can.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-12 15:50:06 EST (#)
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You are either an alter, in which case you are forgiven. OR a shitty little stuck up bitch who can't read. Are you gonna take every negative rating your posts get? 'Cos they are shit, get used to it. Also, if you were looking for sympathy you came to the wrong place.
Now stay away from me bitch, your lameness may be contagious.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-12 15:45:59 EST (#)
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Who is treating who like shit, you stupit slut?
And that comment, you dumb whore, was meant for someone else not you, grow a sense of humour, drop dead, which ever comes quicker.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-12 15:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 14:46:08 EST (#)
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Apollo, after you take 2 years to wind up one punch with your grease ridden kielbasa fingers and whiff by a margin I'd hammer fuck your face to death with a series of devastating blows.
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The spelling and grammar are exactly what you would expect from a twelve-year-old girl, which is okay really, because so are the biceps. Also, from all the camwhores, I'd have to say that your wee willy wonka's more of an inny than an outy, so you're really working on a theme.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-12 15:38:38 EST (#)
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Did not!!!
If you leave shit like this on people's post don't be suprised when people treat you like shit.
I am an e-whore, who acts an e-bitch and will only break your fragile e-heart.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 15:26:16 EST (#)
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Caul, get your weight up, not your hate up.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-12 15:21:29 EST (#)
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looking more like jaypeg everyday
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 15:06:19 EST (#)
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I'll finish it, camel twat.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-12 15:04:44 EST (#)
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She started it!
Mwahahaha
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 15:03:16 EST (#)
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Ladies, which of you should I face fuck first?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-12 15:01:37 EST (#)
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Yeah right, bitch, like I remember every shit post I drop a -2 on. Now, fuck off out my face, sweetpea. :)
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-12 14:59:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-12 14:33:10 EST (#)
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Who is this loopy bitch?
You have -2 my post. Don't play dumb.
By the way I prefer Ms. Bitch. KTHNXBYE
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 14:53:49 EST (#)
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Sweating is for weak people like yourself.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-12 14:51:58 EST (#)
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yeah, okay you fat sweaty faced tit.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 14:46:08 EST (#)
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Apollo, after you take 2 years to wind up one punch with your grease ridden kielbasa fingers and whiff by a margin I'd hammer fuck your face to death with a series of devastating blows.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-12 14:43:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'd love to smash the shit out of your vacant, unintelligent face you pathetic loser.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-12 14:33:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who is this loopy bitch?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 14:08:20 EST (#)
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Beer, I couldn't get past the grip :(
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-02-12 14:06:15 EST (#)
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DEpends on the situation.
Paperclips for small stacks, (little ones for 2-10 pages bigger ones for 10-25 pages)
Alligator Clib for Thick (like 25+ pages)
Nail gun for Super Thick Extreme Stacks. Nothing says gimme a 'A' like binding your masters thesis with a powertool.
So did the putter tickle your prostate?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 14:01:05 EST (#)
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Is it really important that anyone know where the fuck this golf course is? It's in the mountain countryside which was approximately 5 minutes away from my last residence. That's the only reason I'm not saying where it is.
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-02-12 13:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The mini-golf course looks like it turns into a horse pasture in the background. Where the fuck are you?
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-12 13:46:32 EST (#)
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Out of the millions of sperm racing for the egg, this is the one that got through. Daddy's little squirt...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 13:46:07 EST (#)
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I've only got one "fat" comment on this one? Jimmitty.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 13:39:03 EST (#)
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sicosemen.at.gmail.com chop chop... I'll take pics of your tits too.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-12 13:35:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:36:13 EST (#)
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Orphelia...I didn't get that last shot of your tits; it was cropped. Can you send it again?
If it is the same picture I am thinking of I have a copy I can send you, what's your e-mail address.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 13:10:15 EST (#)
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Lechuza wins!
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-02-12 12:24:56 EST (#)
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was it legs (GetNakeddd)?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-12 12:05:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-12 12:02:44 EST (#)
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True alligator clips--> http://www.muellerelectric.com/alligator_clips.html
What you mean--> http://www.featurepics.com/online/Black-Metal-Paper-Clip-485032.aspx
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How the fuck do you get these mixed up?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-12 12:02:44 EST (#)
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True alligator clips--> http://www.muellerelectric.com/alligator_clips.html
What you mean--> http://www.featurepics.com/online/Black-Metal-Paper-Clip-485032.aspx
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:56:30 EST (#)
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It is boring and whatever place to have fun than staring at the pretty likes of yours truly.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:54:45 EST (#)
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Uber is boring today. You are just giving Uber something to do. Throw insults at you... which they do..anyway...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:52:42 EST (#)
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You'll get a content filled post when I give my submission for Ubertines, mark my word.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:49:30 EST (#)
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Everyone knows, rorrim. :) And Uber wouldn't be Uber without sicos posts.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:47:37 EST (#)
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btw: alter below this alter.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:47:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:20:45 EST (#)
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Rorrim, what do responsible adults do?
Yeah, you got me there... Maybe you should wear rubber gloves while typing all that semen-related bullshit. also :this post is a new highlight in contentlessness in the history of OOber.
greetz to all participating in this historic event. </crap>
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:45:44 EST (#)
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Never mind the shadow, who is the fat chav in the picture?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:32:04 EST (#)
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That is not what I meant, and you know it. Whore.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:31:29 EST (#)
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She is...and who the fuck is David Faraday?
Do you mean David Feherty?
My God, you are dumb.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:26:22 EST (#)
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I'm glad to see that at least one person can follow directions. Atta boy icarus.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:24:29 EST (#)
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"Dry-humping your mom's throw-pillow" has a really sterling ring to it. I need to think about this some more.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:20:45 EST (#)
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Rorrim, what do responsible adults do?
Orphelia, install the driver (should be a CD-ROM that came with it) and follow the instructions. After that, plug the camera into it's port and wait for your PC to recognize it. After that you should be able to open the software and connect.
Shlongy, if your mom is still alive then I'm David Faraday.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Rednecks can't play golf. They lack the fine motor skills, basic aptitude in math and geometry, or opposable thumbs. If I were you, I'd go with something that's more on your "level", like drooling in a cup or dry-humping your mom's throw-pillow.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:18:44 EST (#)
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I'm sorry Simon. I forgot that you aren't very bright.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:17:28 EST (#)
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I never mentioned pictures.
But don't start about aquatic mammals...Need a second or a towel here!
Also noticed you're both acting like responsible adults...;-)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:15:50 EST (#)
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Hadley, is 1.5 hours away too much?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:15:00 EST (#)
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It has to be someone that lives near you. What kind of idiot would drive hours to hang out with someone from a website?
Glad I could narrow that down.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:14:08 EST (#)
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My mom?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:13:15 EST (#)
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You ask for abuse and no one gives it.
I got the web cam you told me to get, by the way. What do I do now?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:10:54 EST (#)
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My mom's trailer park doesn't get the internet, therefore she can't be an uber user. It was a good guess though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:08:03 EST (#)
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Your mom.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:06:31 EST (#)
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Orphelia, keep up the shenanigans and I'll post the pictures myself. Actually, I won't because I want you to send more :)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:02:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:59:19 EST (#)
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OMG PERSON!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:58:12 EST (#)
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rorrim, I haven't sent him any rude emails, I sent him a nice picture of an aquatic mammal, that is as far as the picture sending went. Tell them the truth, sico, I am not a whore IRL!!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:54:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:47:15 EST (#)
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Whatever...just send the "pictures" again, please.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:41:30 EST (#)
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sico, stop making it sound like I send you nudey pics - I don't!
Which one of you two is having multiple personality disorder? I can't untwist this anymore...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:51:49 EST (#)
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Who is Foamy?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:48:37 EST (#)
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oh and monkey is right, staples are the way to go.
clips of any kind can come off, allow other papers to intermingle and generally create chaos.
staples are good...fairly permanent...strong.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:47:15 EST (#)
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Whatever...just send the "pictures" again, please.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:41:30 EST (#)
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Monkeys, that is a flat chested girl, not you, you manly beefcake.
sico, stop making it sound like I send you nudey pics - I don't!
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:41:15 EST (#)
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Is that a putt-putt farm? Where the hell are you?
Paper clips, btw. Unless it's for your nips, then alligator all the way.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:41:09 EST (#)
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bwahahaha @ MWG. Best review I've seen in days....
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:40:56 EST (#)
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Needs to cut back on the coffee below.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:39:17 EST (#)
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Is it me? Was I there and forgot about it entirely? Stranger things have happened, such as sleep wanking over my wife, pissing on my neighbors front door while drunk, and breaking into cars at an auto repair place next door to my house...while drunk....to steal a broken mag-light and run away when the alarm went off.
and staples are the way to go, though ideally, none of us should have ANY paperwork accumulating on our desk, because we're supposed to be so productive that as soon as it hits our inbox, it's shot back out with gale force winds, destroying the door, and bursting through walls like the Kool-Aid Man, going "OHhhhhhh YEAhhh!" and hitting the smug fucker who left it there in the jaw and leaving a "bitch bruise" that makes him start bleeding out of his ears and dying immediately.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:38:49 EST (#)
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Alligator clips make excellent emergency hair grips.
:)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:37:15 EST (#)
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And what if you have a 38 page report? I have a bundle stapler in the office that I use instead of paper clips. I feel that this is better when trying to fold the last several pages over as the alligator clip gets in the way.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:36:13 EST (#)
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Muddy, are you waiting for corn_nugget to review with some equally meaningless banter?
Orphelia...I didn't get that last shot of your tits; it was cropped. Can you send it again?
Also, my kids will live in an adobe hut, not a nursery.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:35:36 EST (#)
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Alligator clips are terrible. PAPER CLIPS PLZ
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:32:42 EST (#)
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Superfluous Tasmanians dance encompassing starlets in hopes of never ending ubiquity.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:32:35 EST (#)
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Oh, someone already said that.
Is our love nest ready yet? Have you decorated the nursery?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:31:49 EST (#)
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i know that sluts elbow shadow anywhere
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:31:22 EST (#)
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hilarity?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:30:42 EST (#)
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Paper clips. Unless it's a really big stack of papers. I find that the small alligator clips are a waste compared to a big paper clip.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-02-12 10:30:20 EST (#)
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h.e.