Defending Scientology (496 hits)
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Submitted by jacob kreist <jacobkreist.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-02-12 21:34:07 EST
DEAR YOUTUBERS:
I KNOW IT MAY BE COOL OR FADDISH TO JUMP ON THE SCIENTOLOGY-HATING BANDWAGON.
I ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR NEED TO FIT IN, BOURNE OUT OF YOUR PERSONAL WEAKNESSES, CAUSES YOU TO REVEL IN DESTRUCTION AND HATE.
THIS IS EASILY EXPLAINED.
INSIDE, YOU KNOW JUST HOW ROTTEN TO THE CORE MOST OF YOU HAVE BECOME. YOU SECRETLY DESIRE WHAT YOU FEEL THAT YOU DESERVE: A CURE.
BUT, YOU HAVE BEEN CONDITIONED INTO REJECTING ANYTHING WHICH PROMISES RELIEF FROM THE BLINDS THAT YOU HAVE HELPED TO PULL OVER YOUR OWN EYES.
INSIDE, YOU KNOW YOU AREN'T LIVING TO YOUR HIGHEST POTENTIAL AND SCIENTOLOGY IS A CONSTANT REMINDER OF THIS SAD FACT.
HOWEVER, JUST BECAUSE IT'S NORMAL TO BE FEARFUL OF TRUE SALVATION, DOES NOT MEAN THAT IT'S OKAY. SCIENTOLOGY OFFERS THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH CAN HURT.
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE A 30 SOMETHING OVERWEIGHT, OVERINDULGENT DRONE WITH NO CONCERNS BEYOND THE NEXT EPISODE OF SOUTHPARK AND YOUR NEXT BIOLOGICAL PITSTOP.
YOU NEED THE WATER-COOLER EFFECT PROVIDED BY THESE INANE TELEVISION SHOWS BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO FEEL CONNECTED TO OTHERS WHO ARE SILENTLY SUFFERING FROM THE SAME SPIRITUAL DEGENERATION.
IF YOU WANT OUT, START THINKING FOR YOURSELF AND IMAGINING WHAT LIFE SHOULD BE, NOT WHAT YOU'RE TOLD THAT IT IS BY YOUTUBE SPOOFERS.
SINCERELY,
REVEREND JACOB K REIST
User Reviews
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-12 21:09:38 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
alters aren't even trying anymore. What happened to the good ol' alters that had atleast a little humour and satire?
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I was wondering the SAME THING!
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-02-12 23:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Caps lock pretty lame. But I'll give you a chance if you can explain what the fuck Scientology is all about in 250 words.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-12 23:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Drink bleach.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-12 23:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Also, You =/= Jigsaw.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-12 23:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
caps lock makes the baby xenu cry.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-12 22:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
asswipe
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-12 22:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Excellent hate below.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-12 22:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off. I'm more serious than any other time. Fuck off and never come back, I don't care if you are an alter or a real crazy person or what, just fuck off with your bullshit. You don't offend my religion (I'm atheist) or my sensibilities (I don't want to comment on your grammar and spelling), you offend me as a human being. I don't want to associate myself with you by saying we are from the same species.
Go away and die in a burrow surrounded by your filth, pig.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-12 22:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This douche silo's stuff is all over a bunch of sites, it's probably just the same gaylord.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-12 22:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
alters aren't even trying anymore. What happened to the good ol' alters that had atleast a little humour and satire?
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2008-02-12 21:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-12 21:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've just looked back over the post history of the user.
This is obviously someone's alter.
Yeah, it's a boring night on Uber...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-12 21:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh Jake, we're gonna love you here...
1st of all, this isn't YouTube you fucking idiot.
Scientology was based off of Dianetics, the imaginary pseudo-religion in L. Ron Hubbard's "Battlefield Earth" books. He made a bet with Asimov (who was disgusted by the moral preachiness in Hubbard's SciFi novels) and Heinlein (who half-ass created GROK from his "Stranger In A Strange Land" novel) that he could turn Dianetics into a REAL theological following. Years later he threw some extra nonsense into it to bulk it into a 'real' faith and we have Scientology.
Scientology is the ONLY 'faith' in existence that keeps its principles secret until followers are initiated. To become part of the 'faith,' you have to pay out ridiculous amounts of money. It is a brian-washing cult that seconds as a social club for the elite of Hollywood. Don't for a moment think otherwise.
And I adore how you've tacked "Reverend" onto your name and the end.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-12 21:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS IS NOT YOUTUBE.