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Category: Computers & InternetRating: 1.44 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sassmasterr (View user info) at 2008-02-13 00:47:36 EST
I tried to leave this site a little over a year ago...with no success.
Lurking here, har har-ing there. You draw me back...with obligatory camwhores.
In all is MSPaintness, the last year or so.
User Reviews
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-14 14:20:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cute... both the doggies and teh baby
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 15:22:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-13 05:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut up Rob, you smell of babies.
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Not yet.
4.5 months (or so)
ps - get a hair cut, freak.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-13 14:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sassy!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-13 14:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was having a daydreaming moment the other day and was thinking about people with ugly kids. Do they know their kids are ugly? or does their love blind them to the ugliness. Would I myself want an ugly kid? ugly people have it harder than most.
However you don't have to worry about this, your kid is cute.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-02-13 12:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Assmasterr!!!! I have missed you. Call me bitch
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-13 12:40:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BEARFUCKER BELOW
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-13 12:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that is an outrageous slander!
why, i myself am a black man married to a white woman.
this sort of character assassination has no place on uber.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-13 12:23:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not a fan of mixed-race children below.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-13 11:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cute kid.
also, those dogs? those are just called 'mutts'
there is no such thing as a 'siberian labradoodle terrier' or a 'doberherd spaniel'...they are just fucking mutts. nothing wrong with a mutt, they're usually just fine as far as all of your dog needs go... but trying to make a silk purse out of a cow's ear is a stupid enterprise.
holy fucking grandpa saying above.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-02-13 11:13:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
get back on the ball and start writing something funny again.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-13 11:00:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You look like a fatter version of the latino woman from Desperate Housewives. And that first dog scared the shit out of me, have a +1 despite that.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-13 10:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave"
Shit! Now I will have that song stuck in my head all day!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-13 10:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll give you a point for hitting the Jake and the AHL action.
Other than that...who are you again???
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-13 10:18:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute kid.
I had one too.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-13 10:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Long time, indeed.
I still remember you best for your witty "My daddy puts the magic in used condoms" comment, several years back. :)
Good looking kid!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-13 09:57:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hello darling. You and your family are adorable.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-13 08:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-02-13 08:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You lost a lot of weight, sticky.
+2 for your spawn. is that his dam sitting on the couch?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-02-13 08:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
were you fatter before? i dont remember.. kids cute.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-13 07:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude, have you been to Cooperstown? It's right across from the Q. That place is fucking awesome.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-02-13 07:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should put that thing in the microwave.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-13 05:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut up Rob, you smell of babies.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CUTE.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nobody ever leaves Uber, they just take a break.
Submitted by JacobKReist (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-13 03:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh, cute babies make me smile :)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-13 03:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, I know Coleslaw is relatively near me...
Where are you???
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-13 03:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Glad to see the kid thing hasn't worked out so badly for you
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2008-02-13 01:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to come up that way and see a Cleveland LeBrons game. M-V-P.
Anyway, I'm still around these parts too. For now...
Submitted by DanteCrane (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
who da hot chick in bleu?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:50:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Show us your sac!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
can't..resist..
cute..baby..
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2008-02-13 00:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...in all *it's*...