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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2008-02-13 03:47:15 EST
...at least that was what the email that I just got had as the title.
Some of you may very well have got the same email - perhaps you too have that one friend who still inexplicably finds joy in the mass re-deployment of every conceivable joke, baseless internet warning, power point presentation, and wide assortment of random video, song and picture collections.
I am sure at least some of you have seen one - or perhaps all of them - heck, I bet Simon has seen them all.
I guarantee some of you might find them boring. There is no 'hole' - nor does it contain any zany cats, giant boobs, or sinking boats. I just happened to think they were 'neat' and felt the urge to share. (I'm good like that.)
So let it be known that I didn't take any of these pictures - I merely took a few minutes out of my eveningtime and assembled them in a nice convenient row for your perusal.
Now try and enjoy the following 12 seconds of wasted time as you won't be getting any of it back.
User Reviews
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-02-14 20:43:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Neato
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2008-02-14 11:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
cool. I liked the water balloon one.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-13 19:22:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-13 18:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Regardless of the source or any previous postings, the pictures were cool.
As opposed to some "geriatric" users. . .
:)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 17:52:58 EST (#)
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Liar, with pants ablaze.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-13 17:32:32 EST (#)
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Don't "talk" to me unless I am directing a comment at you, rob_berg.
As a rule, I don't acknowledge fat people.
Like you.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 17:01:05 EST (#)
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Last 35 posts?
The dude has 3 - the last one containing a picture of your shirtless Woody Harrilsonesque visage.
Besides, from the looks of things you were just collateral damage on that review anyway.
I think 'the Shlongy' is actually starting to lose it.
You should heed your own advice and get out and take a stroll outside.
Don't forget your walker, though, you pseudo-geriatric fuck.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:51:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-02-13 15:42:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-13 12:50:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-13 10:25:25 EST (#)
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...But not by you.
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Because every last one of these was on ebaumsworld yesterday. In that order. And ebaum stole them from somewhere else before that.
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Some people are such fucksticks. So the fuck what if it was on Ebaums? He never claimed to have compiled it or made it. He said right in the first fucking sentence it was from a chain e-mail and advised his readers they may have seen it already. I for one hadn't yet, and found it quite interesting.
OH, REALLY?
I found them as interesting as your review. And your last 35 posts.
PS. Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:19:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-13 15:42:16 EST (#)
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Needed more of this picture
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_02/ChristUPPA1202_800x617.jpg
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Enlightning
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-13 15:42:16 EST (#)
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Needed more of this picture
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_02/ChristUPPA1202_800x617.jpg
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-02-13 15:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-13 12:50:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-13 10:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...But not by you.
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Because every last one of these was on ebaumsworld yesterday. In that order. And ebaum stole them from somewhere else before that.
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Some people are such fucksticks. So the fuck what if it was on Ebaums? He never claimed to have compiled it or made it. He said right in the first fucking sentence it was from a chain e-mail and advised his readers they may have seen it already. I for one hadn't yet, and found it quite interesting.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 15:00:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-13 14:54:32 EST (#)
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Where's BAMF today?!
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Oh I'm sure he's off somewhere impressing the 'common folk' with his smug wit and cheery disposition.
...or bangin' Simon's mom.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-13 14:54:32 EST (#)
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Where's BAMF today?!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 14:51:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-13 09:51:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GOOD MORNING, ROB!
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Top a da marnin'to yaz.
Oh and congrats on all your politicalizational efforts n' stuff.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-02-13 14:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That second was bitchin
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-13 14:36:44 EST (#)
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sweet
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-13 14:35:59 EST (#)
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The last pic was me fucking your mom! And it struck twice bitch!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-02-13 14:29:03 EST (#)
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i <3 rob
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 14:21:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-13 12:50:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-13 10:25:25 EST (#)
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...But not by you.
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Because every last one of these was on ebaumsworld yesterday. In that order. And ebaum stole them from somewhere else before that.
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Well that sure learned me!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-13 13:56:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-02-13 13:22:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-13 12:56:25 EST (#)
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OH NO FISHY DON'T GO IN THERE
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-13 12:50:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-13 10:25:25 EST (#)
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...But not by you.
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Because every last one of these was on ebaumsworld yesterday. In that order. And ebaum stole them from somewhere else before that.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 12:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-13 07:05:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop pretending that you know me.
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Who are you?
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-13 12:36:46 EST (#)
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I was checking the file name.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-13 11:31:39 EST (#)
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belated but
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:37:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:17:13 EST (#)
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the first one looked like ice to me? maybe I have spent too much time in the great white north.
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TAKE OFF EH, HOSER.
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Where in Canadaville are ya?
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ye olde Texas of Canadia; Alberta. but I'm closer to the mountains and thus less likely to start roping cows or yelling about oil and yee-hawing, though I see my fair share of it
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-13 11:04:30 EST (#)
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+2 Filename! Hahahahahahaha.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-13 11:02:30 EST (#)
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The 5th one down is just begging to get a caption and be submitted to icanhascheezburger.com
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-13 10:51:43 EST (#)
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Second picture from the top is a sinking boat isn't it?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-13 10:25:25 EST (#)
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...But not by you.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-13 10:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-13 10:02:12 EST (#)
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Actually, I *haven't* seen most of these. Cool.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-13 10:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cool
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-13 10:02:12 EST (#)
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Actually, I *haven't* seen most of these. Cool.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-02-13 09:54:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-13 05:52:07 EST (#)
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Also I have to tommy tank into a demi john.
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I think you lost the yanks with 'tommy tank'.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-13 09:51:55 EST (#)
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GOOD MORNING, ROB!
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-02-13 09:11:33 EST (#)
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These are all pretty old, but still pretty good.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-13 08:37:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-02-13 08:02:14 EST (#)
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them some fast cameras ya hear
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-02-13 07:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The long jumper one is really bizarre looking.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-02-13 07:34:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Pictures; good. Text; stupid.
Submitted by greenfairy84 (user info) at 2008-02-13 07:32:24 EST (#)
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Rar.
That is all.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-13 07:05:06 EST (#)
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Stop pretending that you know me.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-13 06:54:06 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-02-13 06:42:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-13 05:54:14 EST (#)
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Yeah. Wait a minute. It's the guy from TV. My kid's
hero...Cruddy...Crummy...Krusty the Clown!
-- Homer Simpson
Krusty Gets Busted
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-13 05:52:07 EST (#)
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Also I have to tommy tank into a demi john.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-13 05:51:37 EST (#)
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I'll have you know that my bollocks are so enormous that I am unable to sit next to people on public transport.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-02-13 05:44:15 EST (#)
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no legend, small balled one.
tis the truth.
6 months of the year we can't have sex cos our dinks are sucked right into our bodies.
nay shrinkage, but excessive negative growth.
but when the spring thaw comes, we are like rabid dogs and not even the ugliest most hideous female like creature, be it wo-man or she-beast, can sate our long slumbered but awakened lust.
take heed, o sheep dog haired one, do not venture into the peg in the spring our you will be mistaken for prey - even once found out that you are not what you seem to be (female) the ride is on and it will be too late.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-13 05:38:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:56:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:37:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:17:13 EST (#)
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the first one looked like ice to me? maybe I have spent too much time in the great white north.
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TAKE OFF EH, HOSER.
: )
Where in Canadaville are ya?
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im originally from winterpeg, the land of ice and snow.
portage and main 50 below
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Legend has it that Winnipeg is a frozen fuckhole.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-02-13 05:11:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:26:31 EST (#)
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Over here you can buy those Doppler machines to listen to the heartbeat whenever you like! They retail at about 50 pounds, don't know if they are much cop.
Do you know the sex?
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They are good, we used one throughout and it gave my partner a great deal of satisfaction. The one we bought worked fine and sounded just like the hospital ones. But apparently some of the commercially available Doppler's are plain shit. Spend a bit of extra money if you buy one.
Congratulations Rob! I didn't realise you were expecting. I haven't been around uber much of late since my little fella was born 6 months ago.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108783
He kind of takes up a lot of time, but likewise you also realise what is important and just find yourself looking at less things like Uber, football and porn.
Well, obviously not porn... but you get my point.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:56:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:37:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:17:13 EST (#)
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the first one looked like ice to me? maybe I have spent too much time in the great white north.
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TAKE OFF EH, HOSER.
: )
Where in Canadaville are ya?
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im originally from winterpeg, the land of ice and snow.
portage and main 50 below
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:54:04 EST (#)
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Haha drunken alter below. That is too funny :)
This will be our third, but hopefully not last. I am hoping for a girl, to even things out a bit.
The first baby tends to be a right pain in the arse! hehe
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:40:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:26:31 EST (#)
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Over here you can buy those doppler machines to listen to the heartbeat whenever you like! They retail at about 50 pounds, don't know if they are much cop.
Do you know the sex?
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Not yet.
We are going to find out at the 3D one.
We just got the call yesterday saying everything is going along perfectly - which is truly the most important thing. All the fingers n' toes are accounted for! WOO!
How many kids have you spit out so far?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:37:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:17:13 EST (#)
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the first one looked like ice to me? maybe I have spent too much time in the great white north.
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TAKE OFF EH, HOSER.
: )
Where in Canadaville are ya?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Over here you can buy those doppler machines to listen to the heartbeat whenever you like! They retail at about 50 pounds, don't know if they are much cop.
Do you know the sex?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:21:09 EST (#)
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We heard the heartbeat at 13 weeks - that was WICKED cool.
We DID get a picture - we have the coolest side shot! You can see it's widdle nose and chin.
It's just plain awesome.
On April 1st we get a 3D ultrasound done - which will rock it right out. Given what day it is - I will be at least somewhat disappointed if they don't try and mess with us in some way - like show some crazy alien baby and then shout 'APRIL FOOLS'.
Something tells me the medical profession frowns on such things though. Still.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:20:28 EST (#)
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I thought picture one was ice falling from a corrugated iron roof?!
Whatever, it is beautiful.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:17:13 EST (#)
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the first one looked like ice to me? maybe I have spent too much time in the great white north.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:14:19 EST (#)
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Hey, glad it is going well. You don't get your first scan at 12 weeks? There isn't much to see, really, just a heartbeat. The one at 21 weeks is way cool. You see a baby! Did they do you a picture? In some hospitals over here you get a DVD!
Half way then. Ooooh I am so excited for you!
I am fine, just addicted to coleslaw!?!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:01:11 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/114946#2649679
That review made me giggle. Right out loug.
a 'GOL', if you will.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 03:59:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-02-13 03:56:55 EST (#)
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dont understand the first one.
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I think that is a fountain.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2008-02-13 03:59:25 EST (#)
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White Dog CAN Jump!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 03:58:44 EST (#)
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nah.
I'm not gunna repost over that. This will get shit on by the regular assortment of nerds, met with tired ambivalence from the majority of regulars, ignored by most and enjoyed by those few who are so inclined.
God bless Uber.
So how goes the incubation?
'We' are officially at 20 weeks.
We got the ultra sound done last week. So fucking cool.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-02-13 03:56:55 EST (#)
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dont understand the first one.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-13 03:55:19 EST (#)
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that dolphin one is ... !?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-13 03:51:32 EST (#)
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Are you reposting? Awesome anyway. The lightening strike has been posted before though, on a post about, erm, lightening! :)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 03:48:40 EST (#)
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Just 'AT' the right time.
Gosh darn it all to heck.