Eat fruit, but I hate them all anyway! (323 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.5 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Traxadron (View user info) at 2008-02-13 16:17:03 EST
I think Johny Cash was a serious person. His music was mediocre at best, his words were a lot stronger.
I hate the cops, the law and everything that stands behind it. Not only do I think they are overpaid, but they have way too many rights.
Government is corrupt to a point of no return and anyone who thinks that the elections mean anything, should be shot in their cock piece so they can never foul this earth with another retard like them.
I have lost 5 lbs eating Raisin Bran cereal in the morning instead of the usual Egg and Cheese with sausage on the roll sandwich. I feel a bit better.
I also stopped drinking every day and my face is not as puffy anymore. As a result, I don't listen to Dire Straits as often, but they remain to be on my top list of best bands of all time.
This coming up 3 day weekend means only one thing and one thing only. I will be able to relax some more on Monday and not have to see the ugly faces on the city subways or the streets of NY.
I will spend time looking at a lake, thinking how I can fit everyone I know in there without causing any water splashing.
Anyone eating veggie duck salad should have their eyes pulled, then deep fried with Mc Donalds fries and then showed down their throat. Maybe just one eye, so they could see the whole thing.
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What can I say?
I'm a sucker for a rant. This wasn't that great, but it wasn't that bad.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, can you teach me how to be hardcore like you?
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:37:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Something something something, dark side.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate the cops, the law and everything that stands behind it. Not only do I think they are overpaid, but they have way too many rights.
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they have no more rights than you and i
plus the only power they really have is the stupidity of populace
they have no more power than you give them
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was great...but how come my rating doesn't suggest that?
Oh...
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Three day weekend?
People keep saying its a holiday.
WTF is going on?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:18:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck is 'Veggie Duck Salad'?