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Uber...Look...I Just Called...To Say... (755 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.69 on 53 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by LoveMud (View user info) at 2008-02-14 13:09:36 EST


I love you.

And I mean it from the bottom...

of my heart.



http://proxy.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?id=1177583

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ6hIEqKR7A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgC-ocnTTto&eurl=http://www.blog.speculist.com/archives/001646.html

http://www.esa.int/esaCP/SEMCSUUHJCF_index_0.html



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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-20 17:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-26 01:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-20 10:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

As opposed to waiting every other week to post shit?

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-18 11:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i have no use for briere....I thought we were getting a young Mark Recchi type player not someone that gets manhandled on every shift and can't out skate a tree.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-18 10:24:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

p.s. you can keep briere btw

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-18 10:19:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

saturday night's game sucked.

except for kostistyn's goal.

i <3 kovalev.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-18 09:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

there is nothing i can say in rebuttal. you guys plainly kicked our asses this weekend. More physical, more defensive, more offensive.

It fucking hurts to see my team somewhat outplay you saturday night and your goalie play out of his mind and then come back here and just roll over sunday night.

I am thoroughly disgusted.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-18 09:06:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-15 10:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Habs blow though.
===
1-0
5-3

:-D

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:56:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NO irl is "in real life" not girl without a g.
************************************

OOOHHHHHHHHHH

Well now I feel dumb. :( You kids with your crazy internet lingo.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:56:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NO irl is "in real life" not girl without a g.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-02-15 00:01:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

On February 14th 1966 Australian currency went decimal.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-02-14 23:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-14 14:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I was just kidding anyway, caesar... you probably are the sweetest guy on uber. Not irl, though! ;)
*********************************

It took me a second or two to figure out you left out the "g" and were trying to type "girl." My brain is fried today.

And of course, girls are inherently sweeter. Sugar and spice, oh, but also, a vengeful streak that would scare the crap out of anyone. Girls are lovely and terrifying.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-14 21:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1


Liar.


Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-14 20:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cool gif.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-14 16:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hey! I WroTED a POEM!!!



http://www.ubersite.com/m/114993#2651146

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-14 16:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

you got mad sphincter skills

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-14 14:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

She ain't got no money
Her clothes are kinda funny
Her hair is kinda wild and free
Oh, but love grows where my Rosemary goes
And nobody knows like me

She talks kinda lazy
And people say she she's crazy
And her life's a mystery
Oh, but love grows where my Rosemary goes
And nobody knows like me

There's something about her hand holding mine
It's a feeling that's fine
And I just gotta say
She's really got a magical spell
And it's working so well
That I can't get away

I'm a lucky fella
And I've just got to tell her
That I love her endlessly
Because love grows where my Rosemary goes
And nobody knows like me

There's something about her hand holding mine
It's a feeling that's fine
And I just gotta say
She's really got a magical spell
And it's working so well
That I can't get away

I'm a lucky fella
And I've just got to tell her
That I love her endlessly
Because love grows where my Rosemary goes
And nobody knows like me

[Fadeout:]
It keeps growing every place she's been
And nobody knows like me

If you've met her, you'll never forget her
And nobody knows like me

La la la- believe it when you've seen it
Nobody knows like me


Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-14 14:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I was just kidding anyway, caesar... you probably are the sweetest guy on uber. Not irl, though! ;)


Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-14 14:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Love you too, sugarbritches.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-02-14 14:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:54:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Caesar, I said "sweetest" not "most anal retentive".
**********************************

There's a 'tossing your anal salad' joke to be made here.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-14 14:05:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ceas, what's more important is that all of those HST articles just became free to the public again.


for a while you had to be a paying member of the ESPN site to see them

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-02-14 14:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

And I REALLY liked that Hunter S Thompson article.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-14 14:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

At least it shows that Shlongy truly "plays no favorites". I see a new name up there and I automatically don't like him/her.

...well, except for a couple of the Uber broads...BUT THAT IS ALLOWED.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Herb, I expect no special treatment


Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You beat the pain or the pain kicks your ass.
You work thru what you can and when your body says "Fuck You" you listen otherwise it's another trip to the ER.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry, man...I didn't know it was YOUR post.

Seriously.

It didn't even occur to me.


But after conferring with the judges... my REVIEW STANDS.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:56:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahaha....ceasar....anal


like a really hard to explain salad

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:54:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Caesar, I said "sweetest" not "most anal retentive".

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:54:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Also, I liked that GIF.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:54:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Saying that made me think... who really IS the sweetest guy on uber? I can't think of one.
*************************************************

Umm...HELLOOOOO??

No Valentine's Day card for you, then.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh man... yeah, hadley told me about your neck. I'm sorry that it's bothering you so much. :(

Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That Alka-Seltzer video was crazy.

Well, interesting, anyway.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You know that weather change we had? Yeah, pinched nerve becomes stiff neck, become major muscle spasm. Not moving was the ONLY thing on my mind that night. That and hoping the back of my head would fall off and let me die in peace.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love you too, have a glorious VD

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Manic, what happened to you last weekend?! You never called us.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Stevie...
Stuck in my head...
Can't get him out...

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

thanks buddy, happy valentines to you and yours

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks. But this is still worthless shit.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I dont know that Bosh is "sweet" per se. Maybe irl. He's more under the label "hillarious".

Berty?
EmissionImpossible? (with a little bit of perv)


And who's the sweetest girl?
Merlina, I think. If she still counts.
Firefly
Mystiamoon

??

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:37:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

no, I seriously wanted to use the spirit of the day to come out and make amends for my behavior on uber and promise that in the future I will me more kind and courteous towards my fellow uberite.

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

well, I wont lie.

Fuck, that.


Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

dude...are you kidding...it's clearly me

or that BoshDude that's going to China for some tang

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Did you post this to give us somewhere to camp, btw?

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Saying that made me think... who really IS the sweetest guy on uber? I can't think of one.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:35:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Aren't you just the sweetest guy on Uber????

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

was exactly what came to mind when i read the title



auto Stevie Wonder +2










must....avoid....comment....about.....love...being....blind......






Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:13:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wtf is lovemud.

========

come 'ere and I'll show ya

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

...

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:13:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wtf is lovemud.

is that like two girls one cup?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:10:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html

My best is 21.484 seconds.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:10:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awwww... THANKS!!!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-14 13:10:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Decent gif.


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