For Canadians Only: A Call to Savagely Beat the Guy from the Spence Diamond Commercials (577 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.23 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Spuzzum (View user info) at 2008-02-14 14:22:03 EST
On this Valentines day I have a request for any Canadians out there: Please help me track down and kick the ever-loving shit out of 'Sean', the Spense diamond spokesman. If you listen to the radio at all (like I do at work) you have heard these horrendous commercials. For those that have had the pleasure of never hearing these auditory abominations, this is what they all have in commons:
- Think of the most flamingly gay faggot you can, say for example Richard Simmons, multiply him by Rip Taylor and add in that fruit from 'Will and Grace' and you will not even approach the putrid gayness of Sean from Spense diamonds.
Then think about this asshole extorting straight men into buying jewelry for their women or else they shouldn't be surprised when their women leave them for a man who will shell out for their shitty jewelry
- Then added to this gay bastards lisping diatribe are the lamest and most annoying FM morning show radio sounds like:
"Wooo Hoooo!"
"I Liiiiiiike it!!!!"
"Alllllll Right!!!"
These commercials are a recipe for rage and madness, and rather than take this rage out on my coworkers in a bloody postal rampage I think it would be more healthy to take out the source. Therefore, if anyone knows where to find this shit-bag please let me know so I can Rodney King his ass.
Here is a picture of the guy for reference:
User Reviews
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-02 23:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was done much better on the radio.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-02 23:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by Spuzzum (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:46:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://youtube.com/watch?v=idiw-64UcZs
This guy? Are you kidding me?? There's WAY worse out there:
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Good find! He is far more subdued in video this than he is on the radio, but it is still enough to make me want to punch him. That oxy clean guy is something else.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-15 00:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://youtube.com/watch?v=idiw-64UcZs
This guy? Are you kidding me?? There's WAY worse out there:
AHEM
#3 The Bedroom Depot spokesman: (no audio available, but if you've heard it before, you'll remember it forever. "BEDROOM DEPOOOOOOOT! We're great in BEDS!")
#2 Jim The Hammer Shapiro:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5hn8bhEpMY
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zToHQ8oQvgA
#1 Billy Mays for Oxy Clean:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tdJBysDvhNY ...Sweet, Holy Christ.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-14 21:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
A good solid beating indeed.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-14 21:23:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He owns 5 huge diamond superstores. I think it's the money he's funneling into the Atlanta radio market that keeps him on the air after all these years.
Or maybe he sucks a mean dick. Who knows.
When is this HellRazer person going to post something?
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:57:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-14 16:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL my mom actually wrote a letter to Star 94 about 15 years ago asking them to pull the Tom Shane ads because they were so annoying they were giving her nightmares. Apparently they didn't care because I still have to hear that shit 3 times a day at least.
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For real. Who's dick is this guy sucking? He has the WORST fucking voice I've ever heard, but he's been on the radio for almost 20 YEARS!!!! WTF?!?!? Jesus he's such a fucking whiner.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2008-02-14 18:25:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-14 18:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm right across the border. Since I don't have my new homeland security shitty license yet, I'm just going to commandeer the next ore tanker into Thunder Bay and kick his faggot ass.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-14 17:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-14 14:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I used to hate that fucker back when I was forced to listen to the radio at work
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Forced?
You vill zit here und verk und lizzen to ze radio und you vill like it!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-14 16:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL my mom actually wrote a letter to Star 94 about 15 years ago asking them to pull the Tom Shane ads because they were so annoying they were giving her nightmares. Apparently they didn't care because I still have to hear that shit 3 times a day at least.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-14 16:40:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Totally. Jihad all the way and I am 100% on board.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-14 16:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-14 15:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do diamond ads have to be so insufferably nauseating? The worst ones in my area on TV are for Jared Jewelers. "He went to Jared!" Oh my God it makes me want to puke just thinking about it. And then there's Tom Shane for those of us who live in the Atlanta area. This guys sounds like your annoying middle-school clarinet teacher times infinity. Just one more reason Valentine's Day sucks the big one.
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Goddam. I was SO going to call a complimentary jihad on Tom Shane.
I DON'T NEED A FUCKING FRIEND IN THE DIAMOND BUSINESS TOM!!! I OWN GUNS!!!!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-14 16:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I used to have to listen to the Jared Jeweler commercials on the radio on the way to work. They're the worst.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-14 15:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do diamond ads have to be so insufferably nauseating? The worst ones in my area on TV are for Jared Jewelers. "He went to Jared!" Oh my God it makes me want to puke just thinking about it. And then there's Tom Shane for those of us who live in the Atlanta area. This guys sounds like your annoying middle-school clarinet teacher times infinity. Just one more reason Valentine's Day sucks the big one.
Submitted by matchoo (user info) at 2008-02-14 14:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good on yer canadians. aaaeeey?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-14 14:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I used to hate that fucker back when I was forced to listen to the radio at work
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-14 14:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
- Think of the most flamingly gay faggot you can, say for example Richard Simmons, multiply him by Rip Taylor and add in that fruit from 'Will and Grace' and you will not even approach the putrid gayness of Sean from Spense diamonds.
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You haven't heard gay until you've heard gay San Francisco City Supervisor Tom Ammiano gaying on TV or the radio. He's so gay he makes the gays mentioned above sound straight. Jesus wept, listen to this gay shit...
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/raw-video-sf-supervisor-tom-ammiano-weighs-in-on-newsom-affair/110307548
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-14 14:30:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Alllllll Right!!!"
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giggety giggety.
Fuckin' shinies.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-14 14:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
first post? interesting...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-14 14:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCKIN' DRINK MAPLE SYRUP!!!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-02-14 14:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ha ha, a lot of people really hate that guy. I don't mind him too much...who I'd REALLY like to punch in the mouth is Christine McGee and that other douchebag from those Sleep Country mattress factory commercials. Their voices are so smarmy and condescending.
To each, his own hate.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-14 14:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That is EXACTLY why I have never been to Canada and never intend to. You can get ass-raped by ANYBODY at any time.