Happy Valentines Day Uber! I Wanna Tell You a Story (427 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.04 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Yozz (View user info) at 2008-02-14 14:58:58 EST
'Bout a woman I know
When it comes to lovin'
Oh she steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
Forty-two, thirty-nine, fifty-six
You could say she's got it all
Never had a woman
Never had a woman like you
Doing all the things
Doing all the things you do
Ain't no fairy story
Ain't no skin and bone
But you give it all you got
Weighing in at nineteen stone
You're a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta woman
Whole lotta Rosie
And you're a whole lotta woman
Oh honey you can do it
Do it to me all night long
Only one to turn
Only one to turn me on
All through the night time
And right around the clock
To my surprise
Rosie never stops
User Reviews
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-15 18:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 17:55:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-14 12:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna overook "remaints" and go with a 1.5. It was really good, but just a tad too short. And not "tad" in a gay way.
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I am goimg to overlook 'overook' and go with a 2. In a very gay way :)
(Thanks to Bellebrown for pointing this out)
PS Your post deserves more reviews.
:)
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Ha!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 17:55:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-14 12:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna overook "remaints" and go with a 1.5. It was really good, but just a tad too short. And not "tad" in a gay way.
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I am goimg to overlook 'overook' and go with a 2. In a very gay way :)
(Thanks to Bellebrown for pointing this out)
PS Your post deserves more reviews.
:)
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-02-15 16:58:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That poor woman
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-15 07:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was bizarre and I haven't slept in a long time.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-14 23:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she has purty eyes
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-14 20:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-14 18:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-14 18:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The story sucked??????!!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!! Have you NEVER heard of INXS?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-14 18:42:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-14 16:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sick.
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War on SkullBiter for -2ing boobs!
The story sucked, but have +1 for boobs.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-14 16:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd still nibble that noggin tho.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-14 16:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sick.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-14 16:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd hit it.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2008-02-14 15:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Valentines DAy.
yay for boobs!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-14 15:10:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that's pretty fucking nasty
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-14 15:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
JESUS!
BABY GOT RACK!