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Submitted by Linus (View user info) at 2008-02-14 18:36:50 EST


Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

This "joke" is about as believable as those old Hotmail "hacking" tricks.

SNED ME A EMAIL WIV YO PASS AND USER AND THE USER OF YOU WANT TO HACK AND YOULL GET TEHERE PASS!!1

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User Reviews


Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-20 22:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-20 21:59:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-20 05:22:18 PST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-20 08:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Linus = Rob_Berg in case anyone couldn't figure it out.

Thanks, I was confused.

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You're all stupid and wrong. I love you, Linus!

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Love you too! Watch out though, or it'll be Linus = Rob_Berg = BeforeEmily.

=P

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-20 21:59:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-20 05:22:18 PST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-20 08:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Linus = Rob_Berg in case anyone couldn't figure it out.

Thanks, I was confused.

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You're all stupid and wrong. I love you, Linus!

Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-20 08:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-20 08:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Linus = Rob_Berg in case anyone couldn't figure it out.

Thanks, I was confused.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-20 08:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Linus = Rob_Berg in case anyone couldn't figure it out.

Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-20 07:42:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you my alter?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-19 01:09:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2008-02-17 04:26:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Your and ideot.

(I spelled above so that you might better comprehend.)


Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-16 23:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/114857#2646489

Oh! It's so funny! It's killing me!

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-15 19:53:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

MOAR MOAR MOAR

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't remember ever saying I wasn't!
Ah, the old 'computer broken' thing. As long as she isn't an alter. I don't wanna be tricked!:)

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-15 07:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know what you were expecting with this.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-15 02:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nevermind, my bad

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-15 02:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

eat shit and die

Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-15 02:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-15 01:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-15 00:55:34 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

My posts never do well.

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They've both been shit.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-14 21:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


This here shit is funny.

So is gettin' people to do the rss feed thingie.

It's win win, really.


Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

My posts never do well.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't be a pussy, nugget.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry, I'm just really hungry and I'm afraid to eat my chicken until I bake it for a very long time.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

what the fuck are you people doing to me? Do you realize that you're fucking annoying the piss out of me with your stupid posts and retarded comments? This is unacceptable. Please stop.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wat happened L-Dog?

Send me your password man, I'll fix your shit up

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:31:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

what was the previous user name?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

by the way... you're getting points by handling it well...

Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:29:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not an alter. That same friend who posted this blackjoke got my previous username banned.

All I want to do is post my stories, and when uberites rip it to shit, I want to glean some useful information from their criticisms in order to better my writing.

Well played crystle, well played.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

at least the joke is mildly entertaining...more so than this post.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

no, it's funny because it's relatively harmless in the scheme of things. And it's a good way to tell who is a genuinely new user and who is an alter.

Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:24:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The only thing that would have, however, made this funnier is if she had had me doing something that would have taken more than 5 minutes.

Say, claiming I have to visit the last ten posts I replied to and jot down the user number of the user who posted before and after me. I am drinking a bit so I totally would have done so.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

But alas, Director will have to settle for making sweet love to his right hand....for the 4,632 successive time.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-14 18:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Crys-owned!

Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-02-14 18:48:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I guess I just got owned. Well played crystle, well played.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-14 18:43:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good point Yozz man.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-14 18:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

At least we know you're not an alter.


























Or are you?

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-14 18:42:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh Yeah, I want this to stay on the front page.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-14 18:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Crystle rocks my lame ass.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-14 18:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I want to video tape in glorious hd so that all the world may witness the gentle majesty of your couplings.






















From behind some bushes,
























Then sell it for $40 bucks a pop via the uberboard and make some easy dough.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-14 18:39:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I want to make sweet, sweet love to Crystal, under a waterfall, surrouned by rainbows and butterflies, and puppy dogs.









































Then I want to come all over her face.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-14 18:37:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ahaha. and you're SO clever with THIS post!


hahahaha








not


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bone!

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When Flanders Failed