Ubertines 08- Michael Bolton Killed My Valentine (1017 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.59 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2008-02-14 19:39:26 EST
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You'll have to give me a better offer than that.
You should have seen what Fountain was willing to give up.
Besides, I'm dominating lately. I think I could win the league with the guys I've got know the way they play.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It was close and I thought you post was better. And you are quite hot. For a kid. ;)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 03:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113799#2609048
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-16 10:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm just +2ing darko since he can't +2 anyone
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-15 08:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
One picture of Michael Bolton was enough, thanks.
Still, funny.
Submitted by Jude (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Starbucks is delicious.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-02-15 08:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I second the nomination for Bored at Work
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-15 08:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
One picture of Michael Bolton was enough, thanks.
Still, funny.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-15 07:19:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And this isn't a compliment: http://www.buddytv.com/articles/malcolm-in-the-middle/image/frankie-muniz.jpg
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-15 07:16:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck. This is shit, or at least I think so.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-02-15 06:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that a picture of your girlfriend? I'd hit it
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 02:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Ann Arbor indeed. Bunch of liberal hippies and faggots here.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-15 02:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
O my, darko's in a contest, what O what can I whine about?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-15 01:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if you're going to smoke, at least have the stones to commit to a zippo.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-14 22:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry, darlin.' Would you like me to have her killed?
The photoshopped lips made me laugh right out loud.
Submitted by plasman (user info) at 2008-02-14 22:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
once again the apartment smells like burning...should have thought it was something like this darko sigh
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-14 22:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Darko.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-14 21:24:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, I have no idea what's going on.
Probably for the best.
OH, and this is the ONLY Ubertine I'm rating.
Darko for Prez '08
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-14 21:21:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked O's story more than yer silliness.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-14 21:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
like I said, pictures are great.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-14 21:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pictures are great because I don't feel like reading.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2008-02-14 20:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't do math, but i do pictures. and this confused me for about five minutes until i realized i had to carry the one and insert -i after the talent circle. after that it was a brilliant story of love and triumph, of hatred and disgust, of sadness and joy. it was like the hardy boys all over again.
thanks.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-14 20:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I emailed you, that's how great this was. Really!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 00:41:27 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't get it and I'm disappointed there is no further reference to Office Space besides "assclown."
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with haiku, this is B@W all the way. Concise, hilarious, Office Space reference...hot-looking girly (unless the pic was doctored MySpace stylee).
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:52:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man this was brilliant.
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w3rd.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:51:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:50:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look really hot in that picture :)
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I +2'd your opponent without reading her piece. Here ya go.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man this was brilliant.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
starbucks is for yuppie douchebags who like to pay too much for crappy coffee
you're better off
...now mail her naked pictures to her friends and family
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha awesome. <3
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I tried to get an actual person to let me set them on fire, but while they were actually ok with that part they said they wouldn't be my valentine unless I paid double, and I was out of money by that time
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't get it and I'm disappointed there is no further reference to Office Space besides "assclown."
However, this somehow deserves a +2. I'm not sure why.