Ubertines 08- Rewritten (920 hits)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (View user info) at 2008-02-14 21:37:19 EST
"Breathe deep, the gathering gloom...."
-Pinkest of All Floyds-
There above the cigars and dipshitedness
Of reticent faggots and fools
Reclining, massed in twisted piles of shit
Living in the Uberville of life
Best left unwritten and unread.
Zebra and other stupid morons
Concrete shitheads and fat, ugly twats
From the rolling papers and the doobies
Are best kept unwritten from the page
There is no shit but Sico,
The putrid dick and tiny cock
There is no poo but that of the bull,
Given. Unbreakable.
It is crap.
It is shit.
It ought not to be.
<apologies to The Orgasmatron>
User Reviews
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-05 17:22:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-18 09:07:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-17 17:51:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-17 14:02:28 EST (#)
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I hate bubba, i like bubba, hate him, love him....oh i dunno im just confused
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Lemme help you: You love me more than you love your own mother. Admit it. :)
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Only because she stopped tongue kissing him.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-18 08:33:51 EST (#)
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Not possible for two reasons. I am occasionally clever and witty, bubba is not. Also, I would never call you sweetie, you fucking slut.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-18 08:25:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-18 01:39:37 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-17 18:00:16 EST (#)
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Oh, ok. You never know around here though who is who.
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Who is who and what you do. Show ya tits is what ya do.
You know my name, sweetie, look up the.... fuck dat. You know my e-mail as well. Send me some tits. :) :) :)
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bub = sico??????
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-18 07:19:15 EST (#)
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f.y.i. "psycho semen"
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-17 20:39:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-17 18:00:16 EST (#)
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Oh, ok. You never know around here though who is who.
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Who is who and what you do. Show ya tits is what ya do.
You know my name, sweetie, look up the.... fuck dat. You know my e-mail as well. Send me some tits. :) :) :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-17 18:00:16 EST (#)
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Oh, ok. You never know around here though who is who.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-17 17:57:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-17 17:53:27 EST (#)
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Bubba, are you also Bubba Earl?
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No. Different dude entirely.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-17 17:53:27 EST (#)
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Bubba, are you also Bubba Earl?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-17 17:51:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-17 14:02:28 EST (#)
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I hate bubba, i like bubba, hate him, love him....oh i dunno im just confused
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Lemme help you: You love me more than you love your own mother. Admit it. :)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-17 14:02:28 EST (#)
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I hate bubba, i like bubba, hate him, love him....oh i dunno im just confused
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-17 13:26:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-17 12:58:55 EST (#)
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dullard
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Simpleton
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-17 12:58:55 EST (#)
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dullard
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-16 09:19:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-15 22:30:14 EST (#)
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you're a fucking idiot, bubba.
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Yeah, and you're Einstein. All you ever see is the surface of an issue. If you could read between the lines you might come up to the level of a third-grader.
Remember, it may not be too late to get a refund on that college tuition. . .
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-15 22:30:14 EST (#)
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you're a fucking idiot, bubba.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-15 20:04:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-15 16:38:35 EST (#)
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I prefer your erotica.
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I'd prefer your extinction.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-15 16:38:35 EST (#)
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I prefer your erotica.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:38:10 EST (#)
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+2 for making sico happy that he can add another 'I am in this post' to his list. Which is terribly long.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:14:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:05:54 EST (#)
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5.3
NOT
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:46:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:44:13 EST (#)
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Go.
I'm begging you.
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"I beg of you." Elvis, circa 1958
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:44:13 EST (#)
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Go.
I'm begging you.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:41:45 EST (#)
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My competitor didn't post, so I suppose that means I win by default.
FAR OUT!! Next I get to go up against Corn Nugget. Heh. Should I make a real attempt to do something good, or will I be the class fuckup again?
SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:29:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-14 18:44:49 PST (#)
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Your opening quote is from a Moody Blues song, not a Pink Floyd song.
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Yeah, isn't it spoken word/poetry at the end of or beginning of a song?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:28:26 EST (#)
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I cannot possibly positively rate a poem about Ubersite, no matter what the context.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-15 10:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Reclining, massed in twisted piles of shit..."
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! Starting a Friday with braying laughter is a sign of good things to come.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-02-15 10:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
autobiographical?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i actually kind of liked it.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:18:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-15 08:49:11 EST (#)
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I just KNOW there is some hidden meaning about Mrs. Shlongy in this, somewhere.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-15 07:09:15 EST (#)
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AUTO SICO +2
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-02-15 07:02:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-15 04:09:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-14 22:18:00 EST (#)
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That sucked. It didn't even rhyme.
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-15 02:05:18 EST (#)
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FOR YOU!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-15 00:55:08 EST (#)
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Dire.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-15 00:28:56 EST (#)
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Alright...what the fuck is this?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-14 23:41:31 EST (#)
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oh bubba
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-14 23:36:11 EST (#)
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Why, oh why bubba, did you decide to butcher this of all things?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-14 22:38:38 EST (#)
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needs more 13 year olds getting sucked off
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-14 22:18:00 EST (#)
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That sucked. It didn't even rhyme.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-14 22:14:16 EST (#)
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This is worse than my forfeit.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-14 22:10:58 EST (#)
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started off bad and only got worse.
Dipshitedness?
You're not shakespeare.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-14 22:10:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-14 22:04:23 EST (#)
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Too bad fools can't spread reticence like a communicable disease.
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Holy shit, Pandy, that was deep. Do you follow Jung? Or maybe Freud or James?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-14 22:04:23 EST (#)
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Too bad fools can't spread reticence like a communicable disease.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-14 22:03:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-14 21:59:43 EST (#)
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Aww c'mon Bubba. Are you afraid to put some real effort into something?
You are unemployed for god's sake - there is no reason you couldn't have written something fantastic and blown everyone away - and if it got terrible ratings WHO GIVES A FUCK? Those of us who bothered to read it would have appreciated it for what it was - and isn't that what really counts?
You are just pandering to the lowest common denominator - as is your prerogative. I just think its lazy and self defeating.
I'm disappointed in you, old fella.
Ah well - I guess this gives you an opportunity to lather in the negativity.
OMG
Are you Simon's dad?
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Rob: An old story from many years ago....
Howard Cosell: "Muhammed, why do you run your mouth so much?"
Muhammed Ali: "'Cause it fills up the Garden, Howard."
:)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-14 21:59:43 EST (#)
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Aww c'mon Bubba. Are you afraid to put some real effort into something?
You are unemployed for god's sake - there is no reason you couldn't have written something fantastic and blown everyone away - and if it got terrible ratings WHO GIVES A FUCK? Those of us who bothered to read it would have appreciated it for what it was - and isn't that what really counts?
You are just pandering to the lowest common denominator - as is your prerogative. I just think its lazy and self defeating.
I'm disappointed in you, old fella.
Ah well - I guess this gives you an opportunity to lather in the negativity.
OMG
Are you Simon's dad?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-14 21:50:07 EST (#)
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Just wanted to know if ANYONE actually read the drivel here. . .
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-14 21:48:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-14 21:44:49 EST (#)
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Your opening quote is from a Moody Blues song, not a Pink Floyd song.
It's rather important to not confuse the blue and pink as you go though life. Just sayin'.
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You just won. Check your mail tomorrow. . .
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-14 21:47:56 EST (#)
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Damn, Skrap beat me to it
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-14 21:47:09 EST (#)
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Uh..... Bubba?
"Breathe deep the gathering gloom"?
First line of "Late Lament" by the Moody Blues, not Floyd.
Breathe deep the gathering gloom
Watch lights fade from every room
Bedsitter people look back and lament
Another day's useless energy spent.
Impassioned lovers wrestle as one,
Lonely man cries for love and has none.
New mother picks up and suckles her son,
Senior citizens wish they were young.
Cold hearted orb that rules the night,
Removes the colors from our sight.
Red is grey and yellow white,
But we decide which is right.
And which is an illusion?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-14 21:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Your opening quote is from a Moody Blues song, not a Pink Floyd song.
It's rather important to not confuse the blue and pink as you go though life. Just sayin'.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-14 21:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lame