I've decided Ice Hokey Rules (847 hits)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (View user info) at 2008-02-15 01:51:45 EST
Since I'm now an honorary American who is staying in Minnesota, I might as well support the Wild. Luckily for them, they beat some dumbfuck Canadian team tonight in penalties which automatically means that I'm awesome.
This Country is like a fucking third world shit heap compared to where I come from and it's about time you cunts realised it. Your main international airport is a fucking stain on the Earth's underpants and the people who work that made me wonder why I wasn't already a homicidal maniac. The word "helpful" obviously doesn't exist in your retarded dictionary and the words "idiotic" and "simple" have about 4000 different meanings.
One day you'll all realise how fucked your country is, until then, you may as well worship the greatest hockey player ever... bearing in mind that I have only watched one game in my entire life.
Here's to never coming back to a place that fails in every department to make visitors feel welcome. I'm glad that the rest of the world isn't as selfish and bigoted as this crap pile is.
World superheroes my ass...
User Reviews
Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2008-03-26 03:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is Still happening
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-17 19:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This will probably help soldify your newfound love for the game.
Boogaard and Godard...Round 1.
http://www.hockeyfights.com/fights/30227
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-03-17 18:58:44 EDT (#)
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"Since I'm now an honorary American" = Illegal Immigrant.
Shouldn't you be eating poutine and speaking half-ass french somewhere?
Oh, and fuck hockey.
Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2008-03-14 21:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody cares about how you feel about hockey...
see how this works
Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2008-02-19 05:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rare Gaborik picture.... not often photographed with operational groin muscle. Martin Havlat thinks that Gaborik is soft. I saw on TV the other day that more Americans consider hockey their favourite sport than they do basketball. Still fifth overall behind NFL, MLB, NCAA football, and NASCAR.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BlazinBull (user info) at 2008-02-18 11:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Ice hockey is better than dirt hockey.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-02-16 12:53:59 EST (#)
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Rare sassmaster sighting.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-16 11:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:33:56 EST (#)
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Who the fuck is HellRazer and why does he spell his name in such a gay manner?
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Do you know what 'Hell' means? Do you know what 'raze' means?
If not, than I can't really answer your question.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2008-02-16 11:00:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
iced hockey appreciates your validation. Thank you sir.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-15 21:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2008-02-15 16:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad you've discovered the beauty of the game, but in the future, just call it hockey.
Calling it "ice hockey" implies that there's some other, equally valid form of the game played on a different surface. Possibly by ladies in kilts with little sticks that look like upside-down canes.
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I saw a field hockey game once. It was one of the most brutal games of ANY sport I had witnessed. It was also being played by 17yr old catholic school girls, vicious little bitches.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-15 20:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hockey: The sport with southern roots.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-15 18:56:25 EST (#)
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One day you'll all realise how fucked your country is
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when we do we'll spell realize with a z.
BECAUSE WE'RE AMERICANS GODDAMNIT
ROCK FLAG EAGLE!!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-15 17:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of failures...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-02-15 17:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Skeletor must have her rags. I'd still go down on her though.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-15 17:29:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-15 08:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ, what is it with some of you?!
If you all hate America so much, why come here and live?
I despise almost everyone now.
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Hey, I came here from the Great white North because I fuckin love it here.
Tomorrow's forecast: Blue skies, mid sixties, fuck all to do, 3 day weekend, wallet full of cash.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2008-02-15 16:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad you've discovered the beauty of the game, but in the future, just call it hockey.
Calling it "ice hockey" implies that there's some other, equally valid form of the game played on a different surface. Possibly by ladies in kilts with little sticks that look like upside-down canes.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-02-15 16:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-16 06:09:53 EST (#)
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Sorry but LAX is NOT our main international airport. O'Hare sees the most daily traffic of any international airport in the USA, although Denver beats it on the land size factor. LAX is further down the list.
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Um, it's where my plane landed, therefore it is your most important airport. Thanks for the boring fucking geography lesson though, shithead.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-15 16:34:22 EST (#)
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hey take it easy bro. some of us have to live here.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 15:21:30 EST (#)
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Fuckstickle. If you wanna see a shit airport, go to Mexico. Or come to Detroit. Either way, you'll do just fine.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:09:53 EST (#)
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Sorry but LAX is NOT our main international airport. O'Hare sees the most daily traffic of any international airport in the USA, although Denver beats it on the land size factor. LAX is further down the list.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:33:56 EST (#)
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Who the fuck is HellRazer and why does he spell his name in such a gay manner?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:57:01 EST (#)
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Like anyone gives a fuck what you think, Hellrazer
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:07:48 EST (#)
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Go home if it sucks here. Or run for office and change something. Either way STFU.
And hockey sucks.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:51:31 EST (#)
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Enlightening.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hockey kicks ass. I found that out when I was 5 and started playing.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-15 10:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hockey does rock.
Habs blow though.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-15 10:09:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hockey is awesome. fast, non-stop, physical and not filled with fat niggers & spics.
gaborik pulls great moves.
a french-canuck made the wild win this game with two goals :-D
omg! that makes me great!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-02-15 10:01:44 EST (#)
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LAX
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:33:29 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:23:03 EST (#)
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So you WERE talking about O'Hare, correct?
Granted, it's pretty bad, but as I said, I have seen worse. Try Bangalore or Dubai.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-02-15 08:57:49 EST (#)
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Ok, I need to clear a few things up.
a) I'm only here for two weeks on holidays. My sister in law comes from here so we are visiting her family. (Brother's wife)
b) I'm not referring to the hospitality I've received in Minnesota. The people here have been excellent and more than welcoming. I actually really like this place.
c) Brush up on your comprehension you dirty inbred fucks. It was clear what I was referring to when I talked about your "main international airport". I don't think that's the what you'd call the one in St Paul/Minneapolis.
d) Fuck off Bubba you raging pedophile. What you say/think has never had any relevance but it amazingly has even less now that you got caught with your pants down penetrating your niece.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-15 08:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-15 07:13:21 CST (#)
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Jesus Christ, what is it with some of you?!
If you all hate America so much, why come here and live?
Also, are you referring to O'Hare airport? There are far worse airports in third world countries than that.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-15 08:34:16 EST (#)
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Do the Ice Hokey Pokey!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-15 08:24:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-15 08:13:21 EST (#)
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I despise almost everyone now.
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<swoons>
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-15 08:13:21 EST (#)
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Jesus Christ, what is it with some of you?!
If you all hate America so much, why come here and live?
I despise almost everyone now.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-15 08:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PS It probably would have helped had you gone to a state that ISN'T considered the Wide World of Ice.
People tend to get cranky after 3 months of sub-zero temps.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-15 08:07:53 EST (#)
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You should be beaten and deported.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-15 08:01:31 EST (#)
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HA!
Welcome to America, Sphag.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 08:00:33 EST (#)
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Two words for you: Derek Booggard
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-15 07:46:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
America's really a pretty welcoming place. Maybe it's just you. Anyway, you obviously got in and there you are in Minnesota, bitching about it. It's, as we say, a free country. It's so free in fact, that simply by virtue of being here YOU are free to go on back home.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-15 07:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-02-15 06:23:29 EST (#)
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Dr Freud says you don't really respect the sport if you subconciously think it's "hokey".
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-15 03:19:21 EST (#)
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hey guess what: you misspelled the title.
and youre wrong.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-15 02:44:29 EST (#)
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Hockey Rocks.
Typos sure sting when calling people idiots, huh?
That makes me smile.
G'nite, turd.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-15 02:32:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 07:20:30 GMT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juOQhTuzDQ0&feature=related
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Fucking hell. Would have been better if the boy had put Franc too!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 02:24:18 EST (#)
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P.S. Fuck your mother.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 02:20:30 EST (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juOQhTuzDQ0&feature=related
:-(
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-02-15 02:07:56 EST (#)
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I can't believe I fucked that up in the title.
Oh well, you know what I mean. I should stop drinking this Summit Indian Pale Ale.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-15 02:00:35 EST (#)
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also, I want fighting to be out of hockey
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-15 01:59:18 EST (#)
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+2 cause i want to move to minny
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-02-15 01:57:01 EST (#)
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Ice hokey, is that like the hokey pokey on ice?
Oh well, auto hockey +2, even though the Wild play the worlds most boring hockey ever.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-02-15 01:52:47 EST (#)
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Goodnight, you dirty seppo cunts.