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Alphabet Agency Girl (a challenge to the women of Uber) (164 hits)

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Rating: 1 on 4 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (View user info) at 2008-02-15 09:20:32 EST


Write a fictional response to a fictional letter. That's it. Nothing complicated.

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Midnight in Miami, humidity beading sweat on your soft sweet skin, lips full and slightly parted, lust in your eyes. You don't walk, but saunter rhythmically, hypnotically, barefoot in grass so green it's black in the moonlight. The wind is a low hot breath dancing through your dark silken hair. You smell like exotic flowers, names for which I do not know, and honey. Your breast swells and falls with each step and the definition of your thighs shows clear, the airy fabric of your dress clinging to them as I so wish to. Beauty, painful in its primal veracity, personified.

This is how I remember you, how I always will, in the last moments I saw you. I did that thing in Libya and when I got back you were gone. You'd taken that designated marksman spot in Panama. You deserve it. No one's better. But you were gone. I haven't seen you since.

A week ago I got the skinny dude in Personnel to at least tell me you're still on the payroll. I almost expected you'd moved on by now. Maybe I just hoped you did. It's not what you think. It's not that I didn't hope our paths would again cross. I just...every moment near you made me feel more and more that you were meant for better than this. Maybe that's sexist or part of some kind of hero complex. Maybe this is all you ever wanted. Maybe it's none of my business.

Maybe I just miss you.

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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

How the hell did I end up with two posts that are both getting the same ratings? I thought my computer locked up, clicked the "My Uber" button, and bliggity-blam...double tap.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:27:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

where the fuck are my reviews going?

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

a little heavy on the language, trying to impress her with loquaciousness? of course if she's used to you talking like this then, well, she'd be used to it and not think you were trying to poeticly disuade her from wearing clothing in your presence. of course I could just be really bored.

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm dumb.


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