Alphabet Agency Girl (a challenge to the women of Uber) (1347 hits)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (View user info) at 2008-02-15 09:22:47 EST
Write a fictional response to a fictional letter. That's it. Nothing complicated.
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Midnight in Miami, humidity beading sweat on your soft sweet skin, lips full and slightly parted, lust in your eyes. You don't walk, but saunter rhythmically, hypnotically, barefoot in grass so green it's black in the moonlight. The wind is a low hot breath dancing through your dark silken hair. You smell like exotic flowers, names for which I do not know, and honey. Your breast swells and falls with each step and the definition of your thighs shows clear, the airy fabric of your dress clinging to them as I so wish to. Beauty, painful in its primal veracity, personified.
This is how I remember you, how I always will, in the last moments I saw you. I did that thing in Libya and when I got back you were gone. You'd taken that designated marksman spot in Panama. You deserve it. No one's better. But you were gone. I haven't seen you since.
A week ago I got the skinny dude in Personnel to at least tell me you're still on the payroll. I almost expected you'd moved on by now. Maybe I just hoped you did. It's not what you think. It's not that I didn't hope our paths would again cross. I just...every moment near you made me feel more and more that you were meant for better than this. Maybe that's sexist or part of some kind of hero complex. Maybe this is all you ever wanted. Maybe it's none of my business.
Maybe I just miss you.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:12:45 EST (#)
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Yes you did but now I have been untagged! And I was gonna put you in my 'hot' section!
;)
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-18 11:23:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-15 19:34:47 EST (#)
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awesome picture. i saw a few chicks dressed like they were getting ready to go to a bar or club with an M4 slung over their shoulder and a .45 strapped to their thigh in Iraq and Afghanistan. holy fuck does it ever give you a boner. i'm talking about some hot, hot fucking girls, man. a friend of mine kept talking about how he would love for one of those chicks to shove the barrel of a gun in his mouth while she was riding his dick. what a wierdo...
ok, that does sound like it would be fucking awesome.
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Damn. Now I'm going to spend the rest of the day figuring ways to google pics of hot chicks on libo with their weapons.
And who are you talking to, orphelia? Did I have your pics tagged or something?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-18 06:17:31 EST (#)
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Huh! You un-labelled me??
Fine!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-16 12:36:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:18:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:17:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:15:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:12:13 EST (#)
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Seriously though, the UK Ubercons are much more sedate affairs.
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I'd put out for Drogo.
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I bang Drogo's mum on a regular basis...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-15 19:34:47 EST (#)
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awesome picture. i saw a few chicks dressed like they were getting ready to go to a bar or club with an M4 slung over their shoulder and a .45 strapped to their thigh in Iraq and Afghanistan. holy fuck does it ever give you a boner. i'm talking about some hot, hot fucking girls, man. a friend of mine kept talking about how he would love for one of those chicks to shove the barrel of a gun in his mouth while she was riding his dick. what a wierdo...
ok, that does sound like it would be fucking awesome.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 16:22:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-15 16:10:25 EST (#)
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taht stupid fucking lolcats site?
seriously?
-2 for you.
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You already pledged +2s for life.
And I am talking bollocks. I get around....
http://www.fat-friends.com/
Find me here
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-15 16:10:25 EST (#)
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taht stupid fucking lolcats site?
seriously?
-2 for you.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-02-15 15:09:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:18:44 EST (#)
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Thanks for clearing that up, Anal Salad.
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Just thought I'd put everything in order for the readers.
For those of you keeping score at home: Corn fake pregnancies: 1 Corn real pregnancies: 1
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 15:04:33 EST (#)
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I don't use any other site except Uber and I can has cheezburger. Sorry. I amvery dull. I once went on frinds reunited. Then i realised I was hated at school for being a whore and had no friends to be reunited with.
I get enough emails from the sad twits on here. I should post them.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:59:37 EST (#)
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oh hush, whorphelia...what makes myspace any worse than any other social networking site, like facebook, or uber?
and as an added bonus, now that you signed up you'll get a ton of friend invites form guys who are 'the real deal and just waiting to show you a good time baby'
and who doesn't want that?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:47:15 EST (#)
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I have just been on myspace. I feel all dirty. urgh. myspace.
I had to *join* to see those pics. urgh. myspace.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:04:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:55:39 EST (#)
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THERE ARE CAMWHORES ALREADY?
*GOES TO CHECK*
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Meh. Don't bother. There's nothing clearly delineating them from the sea of shit posts I've created here for the past 3 years or so and if you did track them down, I'm sure they wouldn't be worth it.
Just go here instead: http://www.myspace.com/dizigns
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:04:01 EST (#)
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I'll never tell... and only one Uber-user knows for sure.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:02:39 EST (#)
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man...jeanneee makes me laugh better than most of the other chicks around here.
she must have been born a dude or something to be able to mantain the funny like that.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:55:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:54:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:49:48 EST (#)
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she'd let you, man.
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You know it. I'd actually really love to get knocked around by that brute, if he weren't so married.
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[beaming smile]
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:55:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:50:16 EST (#)
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For the record, I had no idea Nitty was a dude.
..but he and Drogo are rather dreamy. [bats eyelashes]
Man, I need to post some better camwhores. I want people to have crushes on me too.
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THERE ARE CAMWHORES ALREADY?
*GOES TO CHECK*
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:54:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:49:48 EST (#)
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she'd let you, man.
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You know it. I'd actually really love to get knocked around by that brute, if he weren't so married.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:53:19 EST (#)
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You need a password and an invite to even be allowed IN to this "fan club".
If you tickle jeannneee's bunghole, I'm sure she'd give it up to you.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:50:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:35:58 EST (#)
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I have access to free hotel rooms in Savannah...File that little tidbit away in your dayplanner.
And that excuse sucks...like anyone's boyfriend would prevent their broad from spending 6-8 minutes of bliss with Shlongy.
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Hahahaha oh gawd... Stop posting comments like this. I don't want to be sucked into your fan club.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:50:16 EST (#)
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For the record, I had no idea Nitty was a dude.
..but he and Drogo are rather dreamy. [bats eyelashes]
Man, I need to post some better camwhores. I want people to have crushes on me too.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:49:48 EST (#)
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she'd let you, man.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:46:55 EST (#)
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Oh the things I would do to EmmmmmmmmJeanneee
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:37:53 EST (#)
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I wouldn't call it a "huge crush." More of a jovial affection.
And Shlongy, you don't want this. I'm too old and fat for you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:35:58 EST (#)
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I have access to free hotel rooms in Savannah...File that little tidbit away in your dayplanner.
And that excuse sucks...like anyone's boyfriend would prevent their broad from spending 6-8 minutes of bliss with Shlongy.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:34:20 EST (#)
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Isn't it Jeanneee who has the huge crush on Hurty?
*sniggers*
Bonkeye!
And Berty your description of Drogo sounds right. I like staid. Is staid a word?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:33:01 EST (#)
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I have no response for that, other than that the last time I was in Savannah I was with my boyfriend, so it just wasn't a convenient time.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:31:22 EST (#)
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If she's such an expert, how can you explain that Jeannneee hasn't driven the 4 hours to do Shlongy yet? HUH????
FOUR HOURS.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:27:36 EST (#)
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"Pretty much"? Try definitely.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:26:34 EST (#)
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yeah...listen to jeannneee...she's pretty much the authority on the subject she is speaking on
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:25:26 EST (#)
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Berty, this isn't MillionaireMatch.com. We're a tad easier to please round these parts - what with this being a serious writers forum and all.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:24:18 EST (#)
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I'll grant you he doesn't look like he'd stab you for a bag of rice, but other than that he looks like a bloke who drives a midrange car and lives in a semi-detatched house.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:22:07 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/90484
How couldn't you?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:21:52 EST (#)
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I have no clue who drogo is, but I'm an american slut
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:21:32 EST (#)
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Berty I am 30 and anyway look...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:19:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:15:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:12:13 EST (#)
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Seriously though, the UK Ubercons are much more sedate affairs.
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I'd put out for Drogo.
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Isn't Drogo in his 40's?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:18:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:17:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:15:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:12:13 EST (#)
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Seriously though, the UK Ubercons are much more sedate affairs.
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I'd put out for Drogo.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:18:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:14:13 EST (#)
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There's probably reasons for that that are worth exploring. Or maybe not.
Anyway we Americans are sluts. Everyone thinks so.
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No, you actually are. In England we have sex once every 6 years and then we go back to our pods and never speak of it ever to anyone.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:17:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:15:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:12:13 EST (#)
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Seriously though, the UK Ubercons are much more sedate affairs.
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I'd put out for Drogo.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:15:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:12:13 EST (#)
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Seriously though, the UK Ubercons are much more sedate affairs.
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I'd put out for Drogo.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:14:13 EST (#)
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There's probably reasons for that that are worth exploring. Or maybe not.
Anyway we Americans are sluts. Everyone thinks so.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:12:13 EST (#)
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Seriously though, the UK Ubercons are much more sedate affairs.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:11:37 EST (#)
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OMG OMG OMG
*gets out of chair*
What the fuck? You people are crazy whores!
*paces in circle*
I mean, blimey. Joking aside but, well, DANG. I had no idea!
*flaps arms*
To just, I mean to say, DANG! They should just rename the things fuckathons.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:09:43 EST (#)
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call me
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:09:34 EST (#)
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i miss you
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:07:59 EST (#)
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don't lie scourge...it was my huge cock that intimidated you so
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:07:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:56:36 EST (#)
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But scourge I thought you and BAMF were exclusive
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we broke up. i couldn't handle his mood swings.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:04:10 EST (#)
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I WAS DRUNK EVERY SINGLE TIME I HOOKED UP WITH NITTY.
I had to be.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:03:26 EST (#)
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Totally your type http://www.ubersite.com/m/98956
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:02:13 EST (#)
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I was joking about Shlongy and Ghola. Jeez! Shlongy is a married man!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:02:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:59:52 EST (#)
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oh and shlongy has hooked up with nitty countless times
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What does nitty look like? She hot? Can someone link a camwhore?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:02:06 EST (#)
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The list of who I would LIKE to hook up with is erm extensive.
Berty, check your mail.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:00:41 EST (#)
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Come on now, it's not like we can always believe shlongy when he says he hooked up with a girl. Sure it's probably true 99% of the time but I have a hunch that ghola would be in that 1%
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:59:52 EST (#)
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oh and shlongy has hooked up with nitty countless times
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:58:07 EST (#)
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Oh now wait, is this like the time everyone told me Barry White was dead?
Surely there'd be heaps more drama if you lot were ragging one another rotton all the by gone day.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:57:38 EST (#)
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HAHAHHAHAH....i've seen an uber female 'hooking up' with an uber male and then later in the same night...making out with some random town chick right in front of me
and then unfortunately crying her little drunk eyes out about it.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:57:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:45:58 EST (#)
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Well in all seriousness I did know about Razor & Firefly, ETS & Firefly and Ghola & shlongy, but I thought that was it.
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You mean ETS & FilthyAssistant. And actually, I didn't know about Ghola and Shlongy, but that's kind of repulsive. Isn't she like 5 years younger than ME? The only thing that new and fresh that Shlongy's old balls should be touching is his Gold Bond Medicated Powder. Ugh. Now I have to go back and photoshop a sign into all of Ghola's camwhores that says "Damaged Goods".
And Razor and Firefly were together long before this place. They don't really count as an Uber hookup. Still, that's not even it for the people that have replied to THIS POST already, let alone scratched the surface of the collective debauchery.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:56:36 EST (#)
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But scourge I thought you and BAMF were exclusive.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:54:48 EST (#)
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and those are just the uber whores I'VE banged
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:53:48 EST (#)
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i can think of 15 without even taxing my memory too much
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:53:37 EST (#)
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*blinks*
What? What's so funny?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:47:37 EST (#)
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haha
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:47:04 EST (#)
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That's not even close to being it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:45:58 EST (#)
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Well in all seriousness I did know about Razor & Firefly, ETS & Firefly and Ghola & shlongy, but I thought that was it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:44:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:39:28 EST (#)
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It's not gossip. Everybody knows you and I fuck like stoned test bunnies, orphelia.
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And I know of about 7 'hook ups' and I am a nOOb and British. You Yanks are filthy at your Uberorgies, oh, I mean Ubercons.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:42:57 EST (#)
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Troof.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:40:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-15 10:43:40 EST (#)
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Are you serious, Berty? If I had a dollar for every Uber hookup I personally know about since joining this site...well, I couldn't exactly stop working, but I could at least have dinner at Red Lobster. That's a lot of digi-fucking.
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You might have enough to try to sell t-shirts full time though.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:39:28 EST (#)
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It's not gossip. Everybody knows you and I fuck like stoned test bunnies, orphelia.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:35:39 EST (#)
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I don't know what's more amazing, that all that was real or that 2 people from Uber definatly had sexual intercourse.
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Berty, do I have gossip for you!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:34:24 EST (#)
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awesome.
i've been reading the threads, just not commenting much lately. i'd go to that event if it wasn't 1200 miles away.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:29:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:08:49 EST (#)
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giant disconnect between paragraph one and the others.
what do i care though? all i do here is yell at at stupid people and post shit.
wanna train my boy? i've been looking into local martial arts schools and the only one that i like based on its ability to offer what i want him to learn is run by a guy i fucking hate.
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I'd be honored to hone your boy into a human weapon, scourge. Actually, a couple of kid's from my youth grappling class are competing with the rest of the team next weekend at the NAGA New England Open. I'll keep you posted on how we do.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:28:49 EST (#)
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This website is a hookup clearinghouse.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:18:44 EST (#)
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Thanks for clearing that up, Anal Salad.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:08:49 EST (#)
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giant disconnect between paragraph one and the others.
what do i care though? all i do here is yell at at stupid people and post shit.
wanna train my boy? i've been looking into local martial arts schools and the only one that i like based on its ability to offer what i want him to learn is run by a guy i fucking hate.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:05:08 EST (#)
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There was a faux "Corinne is pregnant" craze, actually. But she wasn't. But then she got knocked up for reals.
And Berty, yeah. Tons of Uber-users have had teh sexxorz with each other. Hell, ETS and Filthy are married.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:03:11 EST (#)
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Portuguese Man Of War (Physalia)
Fatalities have been reported, but usually victims survive after suffering from excruciating pain.
I personally have been stung on numerous occassions by the Portuguese Man O' War in the Gulf of Mexico. The extreme pain can be neutralized with everyday garden variety meat tenderizor, like you buy for your steaks. The Man O' War typically flushes the beaches after a heavy storm.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-15 10:43:40 EST (#)
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Are you serious, Berty? If I had a dollar for every Uber hookup I personally know about since joining this site...well, I couldn't exactly stop working, but I could at least have dinner at Red Lobster. That's a lot of digi-fucking.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-15 10:40:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:55:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:55:14 EST (#)
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Thanks Creep, I love him.
No it's not an uber baby, it's a regular one.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:51:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:42:42 EST (#)
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I'm sure it doesn't. I've been at work since 3am. I put this together in that kind of half dazed waking dream thing people slip into when fighting to stay awake.
Miss you. Yer kid's wicked cute, by the way. I was kind of surprised, though. I thought that whole "Corinne's pregnant." thing was a joke. See what happens when I leave this place for a while?
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Wait, so it's really an Uber baby?
I don't know what's more amazing, that all that was real or that 2 people from Uber definatly had sexual intercourse.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:48:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:47:21 EST (#)
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Not Krissi. She's a math major. She'd long-divide circles around my ass.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:43:29 EST (#)
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If you really want to challenge a woman, ask her to do long division.
Ha! lol, women hate math
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:42:42 EST (#)
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I'm sure it doesn't. I've been at work since 3am. I put this together in that kind of half dazed waking dream thing people slip into when fighting to stay awake.
Miss you. Yer kid's wicked cute, by the way. I was kind of surprised, though. I thought that whole "Corinne's pregnant." thing was a joke. See what happens when I leave this place for a while?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:38:00 EST (#)
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Hi Creep.
I'm not sure that this sentence makes sense: "barefoot in grass so green it's black in the moonlight. "
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:29:30 EST (#)
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wierd... i had to submit that like four times before it would finally take it.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:29:00 EST (#)
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a little heavy on the language, trying to impress her with loquaciousness? of course if she's used to you talking like this then, well, she'd be used to it and not think you were trying to poeticly disuade her from wearing clothing in your presence. of course I could just be really bored.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-15 09:28:03 EST (#)
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Still not understanding how this works. Guess I don't have to though...