My First Camwhore! (4441 hits)
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Submitted by <Natasha> (View user info) at 2008-02-15 10:16:11 EST
This picture was taken the last night of my recent trip to England. I had an unbelievable time there and finally met my family members first time. To bad I was hammered 19/20 of the time I was there and can't remember much. Oh well, It's Friday!!! Yeah!!!
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
come back, lovely zero
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:19:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-14 13:10:40 BST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-14 02:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A perfect 0.
Here, let me ruin that for you!
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Thank you :)
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Dammit!
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-14 02:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A perfect 0.
Here, let me ruin that for you!
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Thank you :)
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-14 02:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A perfect 0.
Here, let me ruin that for you!
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-13 22:11:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:22:43 EDT (#)
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I think the hat cost you a point. And the cigarette another.
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I have quit smoking, and I need to wear a hat, apparently I have a big forehead!
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Yes, well, your forehead looks far better than THAT hat.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:22:43 EDT (#)
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I think the hat cost you a point. And the cigarette another.
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I have quit smoking, and I need to wear a hat, apparently I have a big forehead!
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:33:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:38:42 EDT (#)
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With a rating system that goes to 2 decimal places I still think it's mildly interesting that this one lands a solid zero.
Perhaps I should get out more
Or perhaps I should post more... Maybe not!
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I think the hat cost you a point. And the cigarette another.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:08:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-12 19:16:19 BST (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:39:49 EDT (#)
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Rating: 0 on 256 reviews
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That's skill. Or just plain unfortunate
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It's neither. Ratings go from -2 to +2 and 0 is in the center. On a very average post like this one people will rate as they feel and you'll get a dispersal of ratings that are heaviest toward the center of the range. In UberStatistics it's called a "Bell-End Curve".
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With a rating system that goes to 2 decimal places I still think it's mildly interesting that this one lands a solid zero.
Perhaps I should get out more
Or perhaps I should post more... Maybe not!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-12 19:16:19 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rating: 0 on 256 reviews
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That's skill. Or just plain unfortunate
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It's neither. Ratings go from -2 to +2 and 0 is in the center. On a very average post like this one people will rate as they feel and you'll get a dispersal of ratings that are heaviest toward the center of the range. In UberStatistics it's called a "Bell-End Curve".
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With a rating system that goes to 2 decimal places I still think it's mildly interesting that this one lands a solid zero.
Perhaps I should get out more
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rating: 0 on 256 reviews
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That's skill. Or just plain unfortunate
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It's neither. Ratings go from -2 to +2 and 0 is in the center. On a very average post like this one people will rate as they feel and you'll get a dispersal of ratings that are heaviest toward the center of the range. In UberStatistics it's called a "Bell-End Curve".
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
remember honey, if she smokes she pokes...
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rating: 0 on 256 reviews
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That's skill. Or just plain unfortunate
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MAKE ANOTHER POST.
Yeah. Gwar!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-09 11:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When's my next tribute post?
PEEE ESSSS: YOU NEED TO TAKE ANOTHER PHOTO, SHOWING CLEAVAGE FOR THE UBERDIRECTORY.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-09 11:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gwar??? I am lost~
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 09:43:16 EDT (#)
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http://store.gwar.net//images/wwbalsacdo.jpg
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-04-15 12:47:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-09 09:05:25 EDT (#)
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where are you girlfriend? you are missing the sexy fun
I am here, just had some surgery done on my teeth. What sexy fun am I missing???
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-09 09:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, cigarettes RARELY look good when hanging from one's mouth in a photo. Especially when hanging down as if to suggest you have either:
a) Down's Syndrome
b) Poor control of your facial muscles (basically Down's Syndrome)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-09 09:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
where are you girlfriend? you are missing the sexy fun
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-23 15:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
www.blackpeopleloveus.com
HOO-AH, CHARLIE!
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-22 11:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fartman,
Thanks for the clarification, however, I do not have red hair. At least I never thought it was red. Also why are you so against Rhymenocerous? He makes me laugh!
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-22 10:07:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It always amazes me how folk manage to make huge judgements about a persons appearance from one photo.
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Because putting people down makes you appear edgy and hip. It also makes you feel better about yourself and your insecurities.
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It was a joke, nitwits. But hiding that beautiful red hair beneath a stupid hat is a crime against humanity. And, Rhymenouscerous (or whatever the fuck that is), you wouldn't recognize edgy and hip if it punched you in your jizz mitt.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-22 09:53:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-22 09:09:09 EST (#)
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I wish it could get changed to OHS NOES! because then it would rhyme.
You are right I like it better, we should just change it. People will follow I am sure :)
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-22 09:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish it could get changed to OHS NOES! because then it would rhyme.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-22 08:42:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:50:42 EST (#)
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Loooove the hat. You look like a girl I could get shitfaced with.
Anytime, after I finally get pregnant and then have the baby of course!!!
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
almost off of top heated.
OH NOES!
Yeah I guess all good things must come to an end eventually.
By the way I love "OH NOES" when I say it to my friends they never understand. Actually that happens alot with what I have learned on this site. Ah fuck it, needs more of teh rape.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Loooove the hat. You look like a girl I could get shitfaced with.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:29:13 EST (#)
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almost off of top heated.
OH NOES!
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-20 22:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The DECADENCE NEEDS TO STOP!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Which Spice Girl is that...Skanky Spice????
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It always amazes me how folk manage to make huge judgements about a persons appearance from one photo.
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Because putting people down makes you appear edgy and hip. It also makes you feel better about yourself and your insecurities.
Duh.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't worry about it! Every streak has to end.
And I like your nose. It always amazes me how folk manage to make huge judgements about a persons appearance from one photo.
:)
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-20 07:57:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:36:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey! I think my nose is cute. It's a button nose, not piggish.
Ah fuck it! Who am I kidding... Bring in the clowns.
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I'm actually a fan of the nose.
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Thanks. For some reason I laughed when I read "the nose".
It's early!
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-02-20 01:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
just shut up
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:36:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:16:16 EST (#)
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Hey! I think my nose is cute. It's a button nose, not piggish.
Ah fuck it! Who am I kidding... Bring in the clowns.
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I'm actually a fan of the nose.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Way to make the trip worthwhile. You should soften your jaw, it looks manly.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey! I think my nose is cute. It's a button nose, not piggish.
Ah fuck it! Who am I kidding... Bring in the clowns.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.photodump.org/stored15/ethug.jpg
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Ronald McDonald called. He wants his nose back.
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i was about to say good one
but her nose aint even that big
kinda round though
or pigish
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Ronald McDonald called. He wants his nose back.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:05:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dont forget to bring the thunder.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-19 09:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
~UBERSITE DISAPROVED BELOW~
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
~SHLONGY DISAPPROVED~
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-18 12:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-15 20:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1 picture.
180+ comments.
awesomesauce.
Ha! I thought so! :)
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-18 11:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why the sad face D_R?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-18 10:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:(
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-18 09:56:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You may be right.
It is hard to be "deep" on a Monday morning in my office!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-18 09:42:52 EST (#)
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You just aren't deep enough to "get" Danger_Ranger.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-18 09:11:11 EST (#)
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You made something. I just don't think it was sense.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-18 08:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
do you know Karen Allen? You know that girl from Starman? well, you look a little bit like her. a smidgen. a dollop. If Karen Allen had sex with that guy from the bourne movies that's you.
no vinnie jones. that's you. Karen Allen and Vinnie Jones. like a hybrid karen allen with a pugilist nose. wait.
IF. if you were Karen Allen no if she was your mum, and a massive robot from skynet or somewhere had his sex on her, that would be you. totally.
jesus i think I just made sense on the internet for the first time. this is fucking awesome.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-18 08:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
218 Reviews!
Holy shit. Look what happens when I go away for the weekend.
Some of the insults were funny, some needed work.
Oh well, it's Monday and I am back to work.
Oh bother :(
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-18 03:24:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I doubt we will ever have a sleep over again :'(
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-18 03:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-18 03:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it looks so unnatural in your mouth too
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-02-18 03:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There is something poetic about the cigarette hanging limp from your mouth the way my dick hangs limp after seeing your picture
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Are you two nerds having a sleep-over again?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-18 03:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it looks so unnatural in your mouth too
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-02-18 03:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There is something poetic about the cigarette hanging limp from your mouth the way my dick hangs limp after seeing your picture
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-02-17 22:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bloody fucking hell.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2008-02-17 22:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, the cute hat and the long hair and the respectably pretty blue eyes still don't draw any attention away from that fat fucking nose.
Marry a blind guy. Anyone else will be mad when you poke their eye out with your gigantor schnozz.
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-02-17 20:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eh. Cute, I could without the Louisville slugger hangin' from your lips. Nice eyes...lose the J-Lo hat.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-02-17 17:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more cowbell
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-17 07:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
it hasnt eeven been thqat long
fuck you
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-17 07:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this shits still makin it big
i had nothing against ya till the third or forth day
now i have no pity
Submitted by PizzaEagle (user info) at 2008-02-17 06:17:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Youre ugly and i had something clever to say but i had to confirm my email address or some shit and i forgot what i was gonna say but youre ugly so -2
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-16 18:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
semi attractive? Are you guys logging in from planet of the apes?
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HA!
amazing. This is worth working saturday.
That, and overtime.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-02-16 17:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
To quote Kev Wilson:
You're a super mega fugly,
With a mouldy mango twist,
Complexion like a pizza,
With warts and moles and zits,
And even just to say your name,
I'd have to be half pissed,
'Coz you're a super mega fugly,
With a mouldy mango twist.
Woman with cigarette in mouth = Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarf.
Note the capital 'B'.
Smoke, by all means.
But for fuck's sake show a bit of class. I'd be embarassed to share a cab with you, let alone a bed.
Innit?
Fucking chavs.
All those in favour of the dealth penalty for this kind of self-degradation say 'aye'.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2008-02-16 17:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd love to be the fag in your mouth
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-16 16:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-02-16 06:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
A picture of a semi-attractive girl on a post with no meaningful content jumped to #1 on the Most Heated list?
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semi attractive? Are you guys logging in from planet of the apes?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-16 15:20:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-02-16 08:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I always kind of wanted to be a slut, but I never could get over that hump.
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>insert bestest blow-job instructional link ever<
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-16 14:51:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAH @ below.
This is the first saturday I HAVE HAD TO WORK ALL YEAR.
Bastards.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-16 14:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast.
(The beast = this post, just in case you've been kicked in the brain by a horse and need clarification.)
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-16 14:18:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
200!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-16 12:52:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-02-16 06:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
A picture of a semi-attractive girl on a post with no meaningful content jumped to #1 on the Most Heated list?
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Hmmm...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-16 12:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-02-16 08:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I always kind of wanted to be a slut, but I never could get over that hump.
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well, Anansie, there's absolutely nothing wrong with being a slut. being a slut is a little bit like being a priest or a nun. if it calls you, you have to answer. it is your responsibility.
i'm always here to help you along your journey.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-16 12:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sarcasm below.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-16 12:19:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah.
viva la revolution.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-16 08:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bah duhn chhhh
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-02-16 08:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I always kind of wanted to be a slut, but I never could get over that hump.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-02-16 08:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look normal. Kudos.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-16 08:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well bart, I TRIED to keep this piece of shit in the negative column...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-16 06:13:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ALL female camwhores go straight to the top of Most Heated.
It isn't the posters fault but all the Virgin Guys of Uber (the VGU, if you will).
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-16 06:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and it has a posative rating
tis a damn shame if you ask me
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-02-16 06:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
A picture of a semi-attractive girl on a post with no meaningful content jumped to #1 on the Most Heated list?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-16 06:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Homie" below.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-16 05:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
homie? did you just call me homie?
THAT IS SO AWESOME
Attention, uber, i am now your "homie"
Please make adjustments to your mailing list.
"HOMIE"
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-16 01:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-16 01:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-15 19:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-15 19:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm sorry. ubersite is a serious writer's forum.
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bwahahahahaha *cough* ha
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what is he laughing at? I don't get it.
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no offense homie your shits good an all
but
shit man this palce aint ever been "serious"
its a website get over it
its for entertainment
and some people might just wanna look at a 5's face
ciggy makes her a 7 ta me
if i could get one
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-16 01:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
a series of tubes
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-16 01:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-15 19:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-15 19:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm sorry. ubersite is a serious writer's forum.
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bwahahahahaha *cough* ha
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what is he laughing at? I don't get it.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-16 00:24:24 EST (#)
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well, i will take solace in the fact that we still have the old ubersluts around, Ashlee. keep on keepin' on!
it really seems like if i want something entertaining around here, i have to start something myself. my last attempt was that stupid new baby website. i really gotta figure out a way to get a lawsuit going or something. or maybe make people fight each other.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-15 22:51:47 EST (#)
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you look like you could effectivly kick th ass out of 98% of uberusers in a street scrap
even oathmeal
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-15 20:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1 picture.
180+ comments.
awesomesauce.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-15 20:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like your hat. I wear hats like that sometimes.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-15 20:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-15 19:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-15 18:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*sigh*
Yeah, okay.
The point was that people have been saying the same thing since five years before you showed up... Uber is not 'going' to shit.
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i beg to differ. all these new users are boring as fuck. BORING AS FUCK. there are maybe two or three posts a month that even interest me and even those usually aren't very good. this place used to be way more fun back in the day. hell, there's barely even any drama anymore. i haven't even seen a single lawsuit in the past year! what the hell, man? seriously, i'm not around much anymore because these new idiots bore me to tears. there haven't been any users sign up that don't suck a giant dick since Shlongy. fuck, we don't even have any slutty girls here anymore. all the new girls keep talking about how they're not whores. fuck that shit!
also, i'd fuck this chick in the mouth and cum all over her face.
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It's been that way for awhile... you were gone so you missed the long boring period. It's like any community, once in awhile someone worth talking to will sign up, or there will be some good drama, but you of all people gotta know it's been going downhill for years now. And most of the stuff that's still interesting is generated by people who have been around for years :(
If it makes you feel any better, I'm still kind of slutty ;)
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-02-15 19:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My dangle is less than impressed.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-15 19:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-15 18:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*sigh*
Yeah, okay.
The point was that people have been saying the same thing since five years before you showed up... Uber is not 'going' to shit.
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i beg to differ. all these new users are boring as fuck. BORING AS FUCK. there are maybe two or three posts a month that even interest me and even those usually aren't very good. this place used to be way more fun back in the day. hell, there's barely even any drama anymore. i haven't even seen a single lawsuit in the past year! what the hell, man? seriously, i'm not around much anymore because these new idiots bore me to tears. there haven't been any users sign up that don't suck a giant dick since Shlongy. fuck, we don't even have any slutty girls here anymore. all the new girls keep talking about how they're not whores. fuck that shit!
also, i'd fuck this chick in the mouth and cum all over her face.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-15 19:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-15 19:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm sorry. ubersite is a serious writer's forum.
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bwahahahahaha *cough* ha
*dies*
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-15 19:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm sorry. ubersite is a serious writer's forum.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-15 19:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
mmmmm ciggy
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-15 18:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*sigh*
Yeah, okay.
The point was that people have been saying the same thing since five years before you showed up... Uber is not 'going' to shit. It's the same as it always was, and always will be, the only difference being the names behind the reviews.
You're a little overly defensive, huh?
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-15 18:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-15 17:13:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about SkullBiter
User id: 29868
Registered on or around: 2007-01-11 13:40:48 EST
Yep.
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My point exactly.
OOH
I bet you feel cool now.
yeah.
Im an uber "elder"
direct translation is arrogant fucktard.
however thats cool.
really cool.
I would.
Hell Id goto a dollar tree and buy myself some LIL BANNERS.
fuck you.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-02-15 17:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If that was a cock in your mouth instead of a cigarette, you would look a bit like Method's Mom.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-15 17:26:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
As Shlongy is gettin' all fight club again, I couldn't resist.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115028
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-15 17:23:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-15 16:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My camwhores never get heat. I wish I looked more like cabaretgirl.
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YOU ARE A PRETTY FLOWER.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-02-15 17:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
here we go again.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-15 17:13:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about SkullBiter
User id: 29868
Registered on or around: 2007-01-11 13:40:48 EST
Yep.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-15 17:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Going?
Yes going.
Yah know? The WORD.
Means, well going.
Confused? Google it.
NOOB?
NURR
NURR
I SIGNEDEDEDEDED UP EARLY
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-15 17:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Didn't you and your ass couple with an Alabama Black Snake in Tupac's last video?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-15 16:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My point exactly.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-15 16:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah, I think it was called Garden of Eden but god it's been like six years since I was in key west and I killed the brain cells for that period of my life a long time ago....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-15 16:38:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-15 16:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, by the way. Uber is going to shit.
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going? STFU noob.
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I'm pretty sure that phrase became commonplace around here circa 2002... and yet people just keep on signing up.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-15 16:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My camwhores never get heat. I wish I looked more like cabaretgirl.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-15 16:38:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-15 16:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, by the way. Uber is going to shit.
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going? STFU noob.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-15 16:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, by the way. Uber is going to shit.
Proof.
This post.
Most heated, and an average looking lady.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-15 15:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Word. Between uber and talking to my roommate on gmail chat, I am barely able to keep busy. I hate having no work to do.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 15:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's Friday and I am bored. I figured it would entertain me for a few hours.
I did! :)
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-15 15:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what made you want to camwhore, anyway?
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 15:52:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHA below... You are as bored as I am! :)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-15 15:51:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Isn't this rather Chav? I didn't learn about Chavs and Chav life until Uber, but from what I understand, this might qualify as Chavy (Newsboy cap, ciggie).
This of course makes NO assumptions about you.
Just wanna know.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-15 15:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
These pretzels are makin' me thirsty.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 15:29:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like Popeye's counterpart, except you'd eat pork n' beans.
That wasn't even funny. You fail.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-15 15:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like Popeye's counterpart, except you'd eat pork n' beans.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-15 15:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:51:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Probably around 500, give or take a few dozen. So Shlongy must be extremely cool.
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Coolest dude on the internet, by far. I hope to one day own as many cars and boats as you.
/blush
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-15 15:03:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I feel the same way about the place, ebola.
And Hobby is the shit. IAH blows my sack in a bad way.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:51:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Coolness is determined by how many fights you claim to have gotten into.
Probably around 500, give or take a few dozen. So Shlongy must be extremely cool.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Scantily clad women are everywhere in Florida.
I moved here from Utah... Big Fucking Difference!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't say Texas rocks. I fucking *hate* Texas. Nothing but horrible memories there for me.
It's just that I spent over half my life there so it's what I know best.
And I'm native, so anyone else who insults it or moves there gets my ire, despite what I think of the shithole.
It's kind of like a bunch of brothers. They infight all the time, but let an outsider fuck with them and they team up and murderize the bastard.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Women can be scantily clad most of the year in many places, not just Texas.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she'd come by to swim in our pool.
HA! Sounds like something I would do!
The only time I have ever been in Texas is when I am stuck in the shitty Houston airport.
I shutter just thinking about it.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you're always ranting about how much Texas rocks, wtf?
the specific point of women being scantily clad most of the year is what I was praising about Texas.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:43:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're pretty. How about a decent post out of you, though
Thanks.
I made a R.I.P. post yesterday that made me LOL all day.
I thought it was pretty decent.
I will get back into writing one of these days, until then I guess its just fighting on the intarweb. Oh well, I get off of work soon enough!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Houston sucks, Una. Texas in general, actually. I may have to move back soon.
:-(
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you look like one of my older sister's old friends...she'd come by to swim in our pool and me and all my friends would gawk at her...Houston was great. That chick would be over every day swimming.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Coolness is determined by how many fights you claim to have gotten into.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're pretty. How about a decent post out of you, though?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's so cute to see an insecure middle-aged man brag about his money, fighting prowess, and lover abilities on the intrawebs!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My putting has been rather mediocre the last couple of years but that's probably because I spend way TOO much time on the heavy bag, practicing knocking people's teeth down their throat, and it's thrown off my silky smooth putting rhythm.
The biggest inconvenience for me? Pulling the teeth out of my knuckles.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:34:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*putt
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:32:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy is your daddy?
You poor, poor dear.
Shlongy, I insist you continue to call me "The Director." HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA. You're the ONLY person on here who does that. Everyone else just calls me "Ebola" or "Director," or "Penis-luvin" or "dickcheese."
The "The" gives me a warm fuzzy.
I don't have milkshake material but I've got some hot cocoa. I don't think I'll need it, though. You are simply not capable of knocking teeth out of a head.
I've SEEN your arms. I'm surprised you can make a put.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:31:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Boobs, we want boobs until then I will not be happy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My first camwhore, too.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58531
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha. I hope realize how bored I am at work right now.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-05 11:24:19 EST (#)
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Rhymenocerous,
I think you are my new favorite uber user! I don't know if that is a good thing or not.
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Well done. I am impressed.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-05 11:24:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rhymenocerous,
I think you are my new favorite uber user! I don't know if that is a good thing or not.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rhymenocerous~
Your O.K. in my book. :)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stay right where you are Ebola- don't move: I'll be over shortly.
Better make yourself a milkshake while you're waiting.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:26:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My daddy was a movie critic so I knows all abouts teh movies.
NYAH NYAH NA NA!
Shlongy, I'm still waiting for you to make good on knocking my teeth out
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Well my daddy knocks teeth out for a living so I know all about teh problems you are about to face.
NYAH NYAH NA NA!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:25:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The State Theatre is an badass place to see a show. Have you ever been there?
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No, but that tour is playing in Worcester, MA as well in March. I plan on going because every other time I try to see Converge, some bullshit happens and I end up missing them. Converge fucking rules. Boston hardcore at its finest.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It feels like I have spent my entire life working just to fucking eat!
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GASP. See, I actually GET the sarcasm. Sigh. I'm so much smarter than everyone else.
My daddy was a movie critic so I knows all abouts teh movies.
NYAH NYAH NA NA!
Shlongy, I'm still waiting for you to make good on knocking my teeth out.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If this keeps up you are going to knock me off most heated #1 spot, and I simply cannot have that.
I will keel you.
Doesn't most heated change every day? How do you even nominate a post to be on most heated.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Director is Hitler.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:19:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Director~
I for one never stated that we weren't "friends". You are very odd.
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OMFG. NOBODY *EVAR* UNDERSTANDS ME.
<quietly sobs>
The whole friends thing. That's a quote. From a movie. A great movie. A movie of earth shattering importance and integrity.
"Tombstone."
You seriously need to catch up on your popular culture, young lady.
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You may have a point there, sir.
I just don't have much time to waste watching movies.
It feels like I have spent my entire life working just to fucking eat!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:17:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ON NO! THE DIRECTOR CAN'T ALLOW FOR THAT TO HAPPEN...OR HE'D HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LEFT TO LIVE FOR.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If this keeps up you are going to knock me off most heated #1 spot, and I simply cannot have that.
I will keel you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
actually you look like bubbas momma before she forced a baby carrot up his ass
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Director~
I for one never stated that we weren't "friends". You are very odd.
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OMFG. NOBODY *EVAR* UNDERSTANDS ME.
<quietly sobs>
The whole friends thing. That's a quote. From a movie. A great movie. A movie of earth shattering importance and integrity.
"Tombstone."
You seriously need to catch up on your popular culture, young lady.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
4/26: St. Petersburg, FL @ State Theatre
CONVERGE
w/ The Red Chord, Coliseum, Genghis Tron
Thanks, I haven't been to a show in ages!
The State Theatre is an badass place to see a show. Have you ever been there?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's from Ghostbusters. I dont know. I'm bored.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:05:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector. They expect results.
****What?****
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Unabonger~
You are the third person to say I look familiar. How very odd.
Falafel~
I thought I looked tan in that picture!
Director~
I for one never stated that we weren't "friends". You are very odd.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector. They expect results.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:55:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, you look like the guy who did the transmission and lube job on my first car, my '73 Chevy Vega back in 1976, only he had less grease on his face and hands.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:51:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like my boyfriend's sister without platinum blonde hair and too much tan.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:48:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow.
I have no recollection of posting that.
But I was drunk for 15 years so...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:46:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like you'd be a good sidekick to Paul Bunyan...you know, if he didn't have Bebe.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hehe
I didn't even realize that I was the last person to rate that last year.
Almost makes me look evil.
Perhaps O is right.
I'm just funnin' D.
You have your moments.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you look alarmingly like someone i knew long ago.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94884
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why Natasha, are we not friends?
I don't think I could bear it if I thought you weren't my friend.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:39:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:37:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:33:27 EST (#)
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Director~
Is this "note to self" about yourself?
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No ma'am.
I'm not funny looking.
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You are not funny in general I assume.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:38:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:37:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rob- Isn't it lunchtime for you yet?
I assumed that you would take lunch daily, from 11:30am until 3pm.
IM SORRY ROB BUT I LAUGHED GODAMMIT
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NOOOOOOOOoooooooo!
>weep<
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Director~
Is this "note to self" about yourself?
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No ma'am.
I'm not funny looking.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rob- Isn't it lunchtime for you yet?
I assumed that you would take lunch daily, from 11:30am until 3pm.
IM SORRY ROB BUT I LAUGHED GODAMMIT
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rob- Isn't it lunchtime for you yet?
I assumed that you would take lunch daily, from 11:30am until 3pm.
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It's almost painful to watch you stretch that joke out. Much like your stretched out ass. http://www.ubersite.com/m/111642
...and its only 10:30 here - so I have another hour before my extended lunch break.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:36:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also...
4/26: St. Petersburg, FL @ State Theatre
CONVERGE
w/ The Red Chord, Coliseum, Genghis Tron
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Director~
Is this "note to self" about yourself?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rob- Isn't it lunchtime for you yet?
I assumed that you would take lunch daily, from 11:30am until 3pm.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:33:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
March 18, 2008 @ Backbooth
Orlando, Florida
Terror / Sworn Enemy / Shai Hulud
Down To Nothing / Recon
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
See?
There was no 2 in there at all Director.
For shame.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:24:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude, you need to include WAY more 2.
Perhaps a little more 3.
BUT- You totally rock out #1 though.
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Note to self: pay heed to the funny looking man who spends his life on a website.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:24:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:19:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This
fa·ce·tious /fəˈsiʃəs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[fuh-see-shuhs] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
-adjective
1. not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark.
2. amusing; humorous.
3. lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous: a facetious person.
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*sigh*
I am sooooooo misunderstood.
*sobs*
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Dude, you need to include WAY more 2.
Perhaps a little more 3.
BUT- You totally rock out #1 though.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:22:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wenches are facetious. Wench ;)
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:19:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This
fa·ce·tious /fəˈsiʃəs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[fuh-see-shuhs] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
-adjective
1. not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark.
2. amusing; humorous.
3. lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous: a facetious person.
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*sigh*
I am sooooooo misunderstood.
*sobs*
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You have a cool eye. Gorgeous.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ooooooooooh, unlit cigarette...... naughty thang........
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:48:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:43:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am so envious of all you fucking KIDS who have had the chance to travel to Europe. Except to go and blow the fuck outta brown skinned people, I've never had the chance to leave the western hemisphere. I've had to work my entire life just to fucking eat.
:-(
And you DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO PEPPERMINT PATTIE IS.
Life is so unfair.
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I payed for my own trip to England with money I saved from working every day! I have paid my own way since I was 16 years old and moved out of my mother's house. If you have never had the chance to leave the western hemisphere I would suggest that you quit whining about it and make the chance for yourself. No one is responsible for your happiness except for you. Every adult should have to work their entire lives just to fucking eat so why should I feel sorry for you?
I know who Peppermint Pattie is for fucks sake.
Maybe if you didn't suck at life so much it wouldn't be so unfair.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.......NOOBOWNED!!!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:12:39 EST (#)
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ok, now that darko noticed me i'm done.
by the by, i loved you in "The wild one"
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:10:30 EST (#)
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hoots mon this is shit
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:10:10 EST (#)
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Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This
fa·ce·tious /fəˈsiʃəs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[fuh-see-shuhs] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
-adjective
1. not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark.
2. amusing; humorous.
3. lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous: a facetious person.
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*sigh*
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:08:34 EST (#)
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east side!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:08:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:48:51 EST (#)
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Ubersite may need to do another "do you like my hat" bandwagon
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I totally loved that bandwagon. Do it - and knock your current post off front page. Yay! :)
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:07:51 EST (#)
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I fucking love pen name
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:06:40 EST (#)
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"so what if it is unlit--i smoke it with my mind"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:05:32 EST (#)
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"yeah, i'm from north jersey; why do you ask?"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:04:47 EST (#)
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"cameron diaz ain't shit!"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:03:36 EST (#)
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yeah, my vagina is a nuclear power, what of it?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:02:05 EST (#)
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tiny tim has let himself go
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:01:15 EST (#)
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"Maybe if you didn't suck at life so much it wouldn't be so unfair."
This made me laugh and nearly snarf my theraflu. I'm going to remember that little quote the next time someone starts bitching about life being unfair. Gold, Jerry! Gold!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:00:58 EST (#)
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"guvnor, buy me papes, guvnor! 2 bits!"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:50:41 EST (#)
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I payed for my own trip to England with money I saved from working every day! I have paid my own way since I was 16 years old and moved out of my mother's house. If you have never had the chance to leave the western hemisphere I would suggest that you quit whining about it and make the chance for yourself. No one is responsible for your happiness except for you. Every adult should have to work their entire lives just to fucking eat so why should I feel sorry for you?
I know who Peppermint Pattie is for fucks sake.
Maybe if you didn't suck at life so much it wouldn't be so unfair.
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Oh dear. I can just imagine her bobbing her head from side to side as she rattles all that off.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:48:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:43:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:33:29 EST (#)
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I am so envious of all you fucking KIDS who have had the chance to travel to Europe. Except to go and blow the fuck outta brown skinned people, I've never had the chance to leave the western hemisphere. I've had to work my entire life just to fucking eat.
:-(
And you DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO PEPPERMINT PATTIE IS.
Life is so unfair.
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I payed for my own trip to England with money I saved from working every day! I have paid my own way since I was 16 years old and moved out of my mother's house. If you have never had the chance to leave the western hemisphere I would suggest that you quit whining about it and make the chance for yourself. No one is responsible for your happiness except for you. Every adult should have to work their entire lives just to fucking eat so why should I feel sorry for you?
I know who Peppermint Pattie is for fucks sake.
Maybe if you didn't suck at life so much it wouldn't be so unfair.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.......NOOBOWNED!!!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:48:51 EST (#)
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Ubersite may need to do another "do you like my hat" bandwagon
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:45:57 EST (#)
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LOL OMG WTF BBG CXAFWM@@@@
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:44:57 EST (#)
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I like that hat.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:43:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am so envious of all you fucking KIDS who have had the chance to travel to Europe. Except to go and blow the fuck outta brown skinned people, I've never had the chance to leave the western hemisphere. I've had to work my entire life just to fucking eat.
:-(
And you DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO PEPPERMINT PATTIE IS.
Life is so unfair.
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I payed for my own trip to England with money I saved from working every day! I have paid my own way since I was 16 years old and moved out of my mother's house. If you have never had the chance to leave the western hemisphere I would suggest that you quit whining about it and make the chance for yourself. No one is responsible for your happiness except for you. Every adult should have to work their entire lives just to fucking eat so why should I feel sorry for you?
I know who Peppermint Pattie is for fucks sake.
Maybe if you didn't suck at life so much it wouldn't be so unfair.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:40:28 EST (#)
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"Except to go and blow the fuck outta brown skinned people..."
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Unfortunatly that doesn't happen as often as either you'd think.
:(
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am so envious of all you fucking KIDS who have had the chance to travel to Europe. Except to go and blow the fuck outta brown skinned people, I've never had the chance to leave the western hemisphere. I've had to work my entire life just to fucking eat.
:-(
And you DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO PEPPERMINT PATTIE IS.
Life is so unfair.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:19:38 EST (#)
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badassjulie - only the eyes are closer together
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I thought that, but I just thought it was 'cause they both had that hideous hat.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:19:38 EST (#)
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badassjulie - only the eyes are closer together
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:17:03 EST (#)
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You're pretty and you're looking proper grim and northern there.
That hat is atrocious though.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:14:09 EST (#)
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QueenAshlee ~
The heartbreak Hotel?
Director ~
I mean as long as SOMEONE (it doesn't really matter who) is cumming all over you, I'm happy
Thank god your happy, now I can finally sleep at night!
DeathJester ~
Thanks, I guess. I like my silly hat, my hair goes all crazy like in England. Must have to do with the weather.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:09:48 EST (#)
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I guess you don't really need me to splooge on your face now, huh?