Ubertines 08 - An Awakening (582 hits)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-02-15 10:52:15 EST
The summer I was 13 years old held one of the most memorable happenings in my life. I didn't know much about anything concerning sex, but that was all about to change.
The place by the railroad tracks was kind of a secret, or so I thought. Only a handful of guys knew about it, and we all followed the rules: hang a handkerchief on the little tree.
The place was a small clearing surrounded by a thick foliage of trees and bushes. No one could see the clearing until they were all the way inside. Right in the center was a tree stump three feet across and almost three feet high. If you laid your jacket or shirt on the stump you didn't get splinters in your ass. Yeah, it was a place to jack off.
One Saturday morning I was there, old handkerchief safely placed on the proper tree, and I was going to town. My pants were around my ankles and my hand was gliding up and down at a very rapid rate. I was probably ten seconds away from inseminating the ground in the clearing when I heard, " Nice pecker for such a young kid."
I almost fell on my ass trying to pull up my pants and underwear, but I only got them as far as the bottom of my balls, which made everything show like a dirty picture.
"Hey, don't stop now. I like to watch a pecker shoot its goo."
It was the lady who lived and begged on the streets of our town. She was about thirty years old and wore grubby old blue jeans, a bulky red sweater, and, in cold weather, an Army field jacket. Her hands and face were usually dirty, unless old Everett at the gas station took pity on her and let her wash up in the ladies room. She looked pretty clean today, so Everett must have been in a good mood.
"C'mon, kid, stroke that dick. Hell, you're just a boy, but yours is bigger than that asshole Everett. He makes me suck him off before he lets me use his damn bathroom. You ever seen a real set of titties, kid?"
She lifted up her sweater and I saw a pair of C cup boobs with long brown nipples, both of them as hard as my dick. They looked just as nice as the ones I saw in my brother's Playboy magazine, and they were three feet away from me.
"You like 'em, don't you kid?' Have you ever touched or sucked a tit?"
I stammered out the word no, but she wasn't listening. "Why don't you rub and suck my tits while I pull on that pecker? I can make it feel real good for you, kid."
She lifted a tit up to my mouth and, just as my lips closed around the nipple, she started to pull on my dick. I lasted maybe three strokes before I shot cum on her hand and on the ground.
"Whoa, kid, you shoot really fast. And a whole bunch of goo. We're gonna wait ten minutes and do this again. I want to suck your dick until you pump goo down my throat."
In the next ten minutes I got to see my first shot of a woman's asshole and pussy.
She took off all of her clothes and posed in several positions I had never seen in a Playboy. She spread her pussy lips open to show me what all the parts looked like, and I don't think my dick ever did go soft.
She finally decided I had been educated enough as to the female anatomy, so she got down on her knees and smiled at me. "Now you're gonna see what it feels like to have your pecker sucked. Just cum in my mouth when you feel the need."
My first blow job lasted maybe twenty seconds. The feeling was so intense I had no time to say anything. I just started shooting wad after wad of cum down the woman's throat. She didn't gag, blink, or miss a suck. She swallowed every drop of what I shot.
She removed her mouth from my limp dick and smiled. "That's why I like young boys. You shoot on the ground and still have a lot left for my lunch. I bet in thirty minutes or so you can learn all about fucking a hot pussy."
That day and almost every Saturday for the next year I learned about pussy and just about every possible position. One day we heard on the news about the 'transient' who was hit by a taxi. Her name was Linda Roberson, and she was 32 years old. She had been a nurse during the Korean War.
My parents didn't know I attended the funeral, and I'm sure the parents of a dozen or so other boys my age didn't know, either...
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-16 12:54:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-16 12:46:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-16 09:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-15 16:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This story is that Bubba writes erotica and posts it on around the internet.
Think about that.
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Excellent sentence structure, Willard. You really don't have a clue what is going on here, do you?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2008-02-15 17:56:55 EST (#)
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wheres kracka ? off to Vegas in 2 weeks
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-15 17:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
not even a week ago
i saw the same story
if im wrong im sorry
i am kinda sober right now
but fuckin come up with something original
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2008-02-15 17:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I read this before Im sure i have
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-02-15 17:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like first time I met Method's Mom, except there was a line up of guys behind me waiting for their turn. Plus a black guy was punding her ass while she blew me. But other than that, really similar story.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-15 16:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This story is that Bubba writes erotica and posts it on around the internet.
Think about that.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did I ever tell you guys about the time I had sex with a 12 year old mexican girl?
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It's been two whole weeks and you're still talking about that?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:33:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did I ever tell you guys about the time I had sex with a 12 year old mexican girl?
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Wasn't she also your cousin?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did I ever tell you guys about the time I had sex with a 12 year old mexican girl?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
::sigh::
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very well-written. It has style, class, and literary merit. Good show.
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lol
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"The summer I was 13 years old held one of the most memorable happenings in my life. I didn't know much about anything concerning sex, but that was all about to change."
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Old dude? Check.
Talking about 13 year olds? Check.
"Knew nothing about sex, but all about to change"? Check.
I think i'll leave this one alone and clear my web cache now.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:07:43 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:01:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:46:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very well-written. It has style, class, and literary merit. Good show.
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This is so confusing I don't really know where to start. Bubba +2ing the story posted by Apollo which he had really written that is kind of sick in a pedophilic way, that was on some random website.
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Ltap, you ignorant slut! The p(a)edophile in the story is the woman. Some random website? It was on Uber before it was on that other site. .
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1. If anything, I'd be a mlut.
2. I need proof, give me a link.
Submitted by internetslacker (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent story. I wish my puberty had been half as cool as yours...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A very small point in fact: Look at the original at http://www.ubersite.com/m/78555
and take note of THE FIRST REVIEW. A +2 from you-know-who!!
:)
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Blue-Ringed Octopus
Very small in size (2 to 20 cm, 10 to 100g) the beautiful blue ringed octopus is found in shallow topical water and in tide pools. The rings can turn to a bright blue to show the change of mood of the octopus.
The bite might be painless, but this octopus injects a neuromuscular paralyzing venom. The venom contains some maculotoxin, a poison more violent than any found on land animals. The nerve conduction is blocked and neuromuscular paralysis is followed by death. The victim might be saved if artificial respiration starts before marked cyanosis and hypotention develops.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Be still my throbbing erection!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very well-written. It has style, class, and literary merit. Good show.
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This is so confusing I don't really know where to start. Bubba +2ing the story posted by Apollo which he had really written that is kind of sick in a pedophilic way, that was on some random website.
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Ltap, you ignorant slut! The p(a)edophile in the story is the woman. Some random website? It was on Uber before it was on that other site. . .
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very well-written. It has style, class, and literary merit. Good show.
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This is so confusing I don't really know where to start. Bubba +2ing the story posted by Apollo which he had really written that is kind of sick in a pedophilic way, that was on some random website.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh shit! You stole something off the internet and claimed it as your own!! Dude, you are gonna be such BIG trouble.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:42:30 EST (#)
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I have a boner.
No...no...not from reading this. I just stumbled across a picture of myself.
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bwahahahahaha!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:43:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very well-written. It has style, class, and literary merit. Good show.
haha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:42:30 EST (#)
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I have a boner.
No...no...not from reading this. I just stumbled across a picture of myself.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very well-written. It has style, class, and literary merit. Good show.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I occures to me that I dislike the color pink.
It looks ok with black (like Elvis) but beyond that it's just not really an option.
I suppose if you do a pastel pink, and you live on a carribean island, that it's ok.
Possibly even pleasing.
I think those are the two limits to pink.
Elvis. Carribean housepaint.
Well, and pussy, of course.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:19:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Be whatcha wanna be, I gotta expect.
You are whatcha you are, I will respect.
I Am For The Win!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am of the opinion that shenanigans are humorous.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:14:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PLAGIARIST
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-15 11:01:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-15 10:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oooh bubbas gonna be mad
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-15 10:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oooh bubbas gonna be mad
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-15 10:56:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Original concept and execution.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-15 10:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What's that? You're not playing in ubertines...okay then.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-15 10:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something
stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!
-- Homer Simpson
Mr. Plow