Grab you're shit and leave (1267 hits)
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Submitted by ? (View user info) at 2008-02-15 23:27:31 EST
"Pack you're shit, and leave"
The words were so cold.
So cruel.
I just stared last week when she said them to me. I couldn't believe it. What had I done?
It didn't matter here I was walking up to her door step, "our door step". It was insane and painful how this all happened.
I opened the door.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6hgQj3jslg - Play this
There she was sitting there listening to Beyonces "irreplaceable" it had given her some courage.
As she hummed throwing all my stuff out of her closet onto the floor. It really pissed me off but I couldn't say anything.
I looked for the angel I knew that was locked inside this ice queen but she was nowhere to be found. She looked up at me with the defiance a teeny bopper song gave her and smiled a cruel smile and kept throwing my stuff out.
When she came up to our picture of us together at 4th of July. It was the photo where I had won her a big teddy bear that was huge. I loved that damn bear. In fact when I won it I didn't even want the bitch to have it. It took me about an hour and 75$ to win that damn thing. The smartass Mexican guy kept talking shit to me during the basketball game. The hoops were fucking twisted. They ringed that shit and I won it to spite his ass.
I won the biggest bear.
I wanted to name him Frank.
He looked like a Frank.
Well when "bitch" got a hold and saw his huge green eyes she hugged him like I had won her the Olympics. She named him Jazelyn. What the fuck? Jazelyn? That's when I knew our relationship was going to end at one point.
She looked around and just looked at me as she bit her lower lip. She didn't even feel like crying while my heart was shattered. One look at her gorgeous face could bring a man to his knees. One wink from her could make me rob orphan children. I gave so much to her and she didn't give a fuck. I contemplated just throwing a fit and having a huge outburst but I couldn't. We were grown up now and high school was over.
She kept rummaging through my stuff and our drawers. I listened as her mix tape that I made her switched on to Erykah Badu's "You better call Tyrone". Oh, how she loved that god damn song. To the extent that whenever I would have an argument with her she would repeat the fucking chorus over and over.
"You better Call Tyrone Steven"
Besides the fact that I didn't know any fucking people named "Tyrone" and my only two black friends were Justin and Jamal. Now if she would say "I think you better call Jamal" She would make more sense and I would get her pathetic joke. Her humor sucked. It really did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NxYIeS1fX0 - Play this
As the song blared in the background as a silhouette to the end of our 2 year relationship. It seemed fitting. I was walking out with my balls in my hand. She was getting in powered the only way a rich white girl from the suburbs could with a song written by a ghetto songstress as Erykah Badu.
It could have been Ironic. But it wasn't.
I started to pack up my stuff. I looked at her and saw her soft blond hair flow away from me. She was trying to ignore me. It really pissed me off.
Jessica: Did you get all your stuff?
Steve: Um... Yeah, hey do you want to talk?
Jessica: About what?
I started to just tell her that I was sorry for everything I had done. That I would never ever call another girl again. I didn't want it to end this way. I told her that my friends were wrong about her and that Jason didn't mean to dump beer on her when we had taken a "break" when he thought she was talking to another guy. I poured out my heart and soul. I reminisced about the past love we had and also everything we loved.
She kept defiant with the power of "Call Tyrone" for her army. That song kept her strong and a bit hardened. She couldn't resist my charms for long though. I told her to forget about me cheating with Karen and I would try to forget about her getting with some asshole named Matt.
We started to talk about our love for each other and then the song came on. I knew it as soon as "Tyrone" ended. I dreaded this song more than I dreaded a hit in the balls from my buddies. I dreaded this more than going to church. If this song came on in her emotional state and it being that "Time of the month" I was as they say "fucked" this was not cool. Not cool in the least.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnbc64XQ1DI - play this
I tried to spin her around to kick the CD player to the ground but I missed. The song started to blare as I almost cried a tear as Alanis Morrsites "you oughta know".
Jessica: Don't touch my CD player! This isn't your house anymore.
Steve: I... fuck.
The song gave her courage. As she looked at me and remember how I had kissed Karen at her own birthday party. She recalled that I left her to get drunk with my buddies and let her sit in the casino for 3 hrs alone. Ignoring her phone calls. She recalled that I still hadn't remembered our 2 year anniversary. I tried to interject my opinion but her being liquored up having started to drink in the morning to get through the day throwing away my shit.
I just sat there dumbfounded as we started to yell at each other.
Jessica: FUCKING KARYN? You FUCKED KARYN? She isn't even Cute! ASSHOLE!
Steve: But... But...
As we started to yell I hear her friends Kelly and Jim come up the stairs. We start to yell and really go at it. She comes back with rage in her face. I knew I shouldn't have even started in at her because it was that time of the month. Then Kelly started to chime in with her bullshit. I hated Kelly. She always got into our relationship. Telling Jessica I was no good. I really loved her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEpNrYm2aiM- Play this
The music switched to "Lyfe Jennings Stick up kid". I just looked as Jessica started to cry uncontrollably. She couldn't believe what I had done to her. I just sat there as we both started to yell. I didn't care what anyone said.
Then her and Kelly got in my face. Started to point their fingers in my face. I hate it when people point of me. I pushed them both back. Then her stupid friend Fat Joe tried to get into it. He came in with his "Doggs, what bitch etc... He really pissed me off and I didn't like him either. He always wanted to fuck Jessica and whenever I slipped up he was the "Friend Shoulder" to cry on.
So I did what any a little bit drunk man would do. I hit him with a strong elbow to the Jaw. He fell.
Jessica: You're so damn Violent! Leave Joe alone. I hate you, I hate you!!!
Then boom!
Knee to the groin.
I fell to the ground in agony as Jessica was screaming and crying, Kelly was yelling at me. And Joe's festively plumb ass was on the ground holding his nose.
I sat there dumbfounded.
Jessica: Don't ever touch me again you fucker... (Spits) Fuck you!
I watched as she literally ripped off Jazlyn aka Frank's head.
Jessica: fuck this damn bear. You loved it more than me!
What an irrational bitch. But she was right. Frank would never leave me but now he was dead.
Jessica she stole my heart and killed my bear. I guess grab you're shit and leave.
Fuck Valentine's Day.
User Reviews
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2008-02-19 21:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-19 01:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-18 11:13:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-02-16 02:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you do is shit. I knew this was you from reading the misspelled title on the recently reviewed, that's how predictably you fucking suck. Linking songs to build the mood is stupid, your posts are stupid, your stories are stupid, your life friends past dreams plans thoughts hopes fears are all fucking retarded. You suck harder than anyone has ever sucked before and next to you my fucking old sick arthritic dog looks like a virile and super-intelligent success story. Stop fucking posting, stop writing, stop thinking you matter because you don't and you never, ever will.
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Fucking genius. If nothing else, this alter stirs up the hate. And hate is what has always driven ubersite, as sure as the wind filled the sails of the Argo. Perkman, the little alter that tried and consistently fucked up, may save uber yet.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-18 11:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Worst alter in recorded history. Kudos, Method.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-18 10:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-16 08:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should ask for a fucking refund if you actually spent more than $2.67 on your education.
haha, oh and "im powered"? are you fucking serious?
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-02-18 03:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Now this post is sleeping with the fishies
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-17 23:08:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the thought that there is someone like you out there in the world makes me shudder.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-02-17 22:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are the Spalding Gray of crap.
Submitted by hooch4 (user info) at 2008-02-17 19:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Terrible grammar in opening sentence = -2
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-02-17 10:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-02-16 02:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you do is shit. I knew this was you from reading the misspelled title on the recently reviewed, that's how predictably you fucking suck. Linking songs to build the mood is stupid, your posts are stupid, your stories are stupid, your life friends past dreams plans thoughts hopes fears are all fucking retarded. You suck harder than anyone has ever sucked before and next to you my fucking old sick arthritic dog looks like a virile and super-intelligent success story. Stop fucking posting, stop writing, stop thinking you matter because you don't and you never, ever will.
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Best. Review. Ever.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-17 08:18:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the fuck do people insist on encouraging this retard?
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-17 06:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
netimpotant- You are the shit. Thanks cutie!
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-17 04:27:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best piece of literature since "See Spot Run!"
Please use a condom every time you have sex.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-17 02:53:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Perky, I had to assume this wasn't fiction, as 1. I don't know your real name, and 2. You consistently write about you managing to fuck up your life one way or another, and this read just like your "just failed at life, again" posts do.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-16 23:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-02-17 00:30:03 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
F-
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F MINUS RULE.
This does not.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-16 23:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you stupid fat cunt.
it doesn't matter if its fiction or not
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-16 22:09:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Once again Uber, This is FICTION!!
But thank's that it was very believeable. Look at it as a short screen play. Can't you see the actions as the music and the scenes unfold?
Well thank's for reading guys.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-16 22:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Um.. Forensic girl... This post was fiction.
I wrote it from the point of view of the msin charecter Steve. My name isn't steve.
If it was me I would show like on all my other posts..
Perkman: God damn uber is sensative.
Jen: shut up Perkman!!
See?
It was just something I wrote in about 15mins about Valentine's day. I did have a bear named Frank though.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-16 21:59:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You used to give JPeg a ton of shit. You. YOU gave Greening shit.
Ironic.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-16 21:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
still bad.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-16 20:17:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go fuck you're self.
Idiot.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-16 20:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR.
Thia was painful to read. And I don't mean painful in the way that means I feel some sort of empathy for your tragic plight - in fact, reading this, nobody did anything wrong but you and you rather deserved a kick to the groin and getting tossed out on your stupid, worthless ass - I mean painful in the way that reading it actually hurt my brain.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-16 19:57:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Son, you're about a step and a half away from climbing a tower with a lazer sighted rifle.
You, your life, and your friends are so cliche that it is hard for me to accept that you MAY NOT be an alter.
You are a therapists wet dream. As self centered, fucked up, and navel gazing as you are, your therapy fees could probably buy some lucky therapist a Jaguar.
Christ Almighty.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-02-16 19:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
F-
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-02-16 18:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is an alter right?
I reckon it's Circe's alter and she's got some weird split personality disorder and hates herself.
-P
Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-02-16 17:38:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-02-16 15:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are a sad sad little man and i dont think much of this is true at all.
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-02-16 15:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no...no. stop it!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-16 13:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i read this again just now, sober, and it's even worse.
the only the worse than this is you're (sic) taste in music.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-16 13:11:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Valentine's Day.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-16 12:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i pity you
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-02-16 12:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-15 23:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
IT'S YOUR YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER TIT
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-02-16 11:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I stopped at "in powered" and then wondered why I'd read that far.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-16 10:49:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GRAMMAR HEIL!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-16 09:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I won the biggest bear.
I wanted to name him Frank.
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There's a spider in the corner of my bedroom window that I named Frank.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-02-16 08:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck Off and Die
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-16 08:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This might have been a +1 for simply having such a crazy story, but a -2 for the ridiculously bad grammar.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-16 08:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Any idea how Circe feels about this post?
:)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-16 08:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should ask for a fucking refund if you actually spent more than $2.67 on your education.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-16 08:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Grab you're shit and leave
Auto -2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-16 07:50:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the title needs a comma, to correctly refer to the unfortunate Grab, who is being referred to as being - as you put it - shit.
aside from that, i didnt read it, but im gonna assume it sucked
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-16 07:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The last post like this you did was readable and possibly even not uttler pap. It was a good idea. The obviously intentional "you're" in the title serves to alienate and annoy those who would give you a chance to be more than a mosquito buzzing the Uber ear. You clearly want to be nothing but a bother, and even for an online persona of another online persona that is a pathetic and sad route to take for your fix of attention. So from here on I will deny you that which you need but won't earn.
Have this -2 and savor it. It represents the last of my time you shall waste.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-16 07:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This alter should be commended for pissing so many people off but should be kicked for being so fucking retarded.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-02-16 06:16:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-16 04:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm above average!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-16 03:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep truckin' perks.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-16 03:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Worst yet?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-16 02:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
kill yourself
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-02-16 02:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you do is shit. I knew this was you from reading the misspelled title on the recently reviewed, that's how predictably you fucking suck. Linking songs to build the mood is stupid, your posts are stupid, your stories are stupid, your life friends past dreams plans thoughts hopes fears are all fucking retarded. You suck harder than anyone has ever sucked before and next to you my fucking old sick arthritic dog looks like a virile and super-intelligent success story. Stop fucking posting, stop writing, stop thinking you matter because you don't and you never, ever will.
Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up 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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-16 01:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost forgot, I read faster than the songs can end, as do a good portion of people here. It throws off the timing, having to stop and click a link, which in your case usually leads to pretty crap songs.
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-02-16 00:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love how apollo88 thinks he is super-awesome and deep for being such a cunt, when really all he is is a cunt. Speaking of, bitchin thing to happen on valentines day, i can sympathyse, but not to such extremities, and on a different day (my birthday).
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-16 00:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After actually reading this, I feel bad for the bear.
Submitted by mordor666 (user info) at 2008-02-16 00:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Sucks that it had to happen, but what's the point of dramatizing it with music?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-16 00:37:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
apollo can't watch
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-16 00:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh take it easy scourge, make-up sex is the best kind
so do you want to spoon or what?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-16 00:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
just in case i didn't make myself clear
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-16 00:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
of course, little sally, of course
little disagreements like this shouldn't alter a friendship.
for instance your pal beeltea laughed, quite a bit really, when i suggested i was the best user to ever grace this site. now, that comment of mine was tongue in cheek, but his laughter implied that i was quite a ways away from even being a good poster at all. this hurt me (similar to the way one outfielder beltran watching a third strike sail by in game seven of a very important baseball series two years ago hurt beeltea i'd guess) yet i find within myself the ability to laugh it off and still maintain a cordial relationship.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-02-16 00:24:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh that's no good i meant to plus two this
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-02-16 00:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
scourge this was awesome
i hope we can still be friends
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-16 00:21:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ooops sorry
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-16 00:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
jesus fucking christ this was horrible
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-16 00:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well i could neg two you because of improper language... "pack your"
the questions you need to ask yourself are these:
who does the shit belong to? Who are you speaking to?
other than that have a plus two perkman, 'cause i'm in a good mood
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-15 23:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a suprise that she left you, a bitter, unstable alcoholic with rage issues.
If you told me earlier, I could have fixed all this for you. But then again, you never seem to take my advice.
Dammit perky, you're trying to make fixing your life harder, aren't you?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-15 23:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
good in concept but the typos made it almost unbearable
haha get it
un-BEAR-able
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-15 23:35:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Valentines day sucks. ahahaha this is life huh?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-15 23:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-15 23:33:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS IS THE WORST POST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF UBERSITE.
NAY, THE UNIVERSE.
IT'S BAD ON SO MANY LEVELS IT'S ALMOST FUNNY.
ALMOST FUNNY.
I'D LAUGH BUT MY EYES ARE BLEEDING FROM READING THIS AND I DON'T WANT TO GET BLOOD ONTO MY LAPTOP.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-15 23:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
IT'S YOUR YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER TIT
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-15 23:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Why PerkMan, why?
I love you, but you're asking for it.
Asking for it.
They don't know.