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Submitted by Ashlee's Boyfriend got tired of waiting on email confirmatio (View user info) at 2008-02-17 07:23:00 EST
About a week ago the Queen introduced me to this site and I've been getting such a kick out of it. I've never seen so much shit talking by the attractively impaired in my life ....
Something about Ashlee's egotism and looking like a pig?...
Hahaha
Why don't you show the girl that won that beauty contest before ashlee lost 30 pounds so she can send me some emails begging to fuck me.... Losers.
So the next time you think about posting some camwhore trying to look cute fully clothed show some abs fools =0 allright time to get down to the point.....
After you post your shit talking about hot people and then go home and think about my girlfriends tits while you fuck your fat girlfriend or worse your left hand so it feels like somebody else is doing it. Think about this, flaming people on the internet is a good ego boost especially if you can convince yourself that you believe it even though deep down your checking out pics of hot girls tits wishing you were me. All of us RL human beings are laughing our assess off at you
Are you the turd sandwich or the giant douche?
1^ 73441337 l8trubernoobs :0
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Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-02-20 09:05:04 EST (#)
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just in case you missed it... what's shawn paul and moses up to these days?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-19 22:31:56 EST (#)
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you know if lungfish was a ginger, and had sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, 20 percent body fat - he'd look like this guy. If I cared about lungfish's feelings I wouldn't have typed this.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-02-19 22:02:18 EST (#)
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you know, even after getting your shit packed you still have quite a nice yard pose
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-19 21:13:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:57:25 EST (#)
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I was there... honey, I don't know what you remember but I can assure you that neither they, nor the british boys, nor the jersey boys were trying to fuck you.
If anything was misrepresented about that weekend, it was in fact DOWN-PLAYED from the reality of the situation. Both guys who posted about it were very nice in thier portrayal of you.
You disappoint me immensely.
Or should I have a male say it so that you'll actually listen?
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crystle you said fuck
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:55:52 EST (#)
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you def look like a drug user too. i hope you sniff a bad dose and get brain damaged. only then could you look/be more retarded than you do/are now.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:53:14 EST (#)
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this is gay on so many different levels. love it.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:38:58 EST (#)
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You're fucking Shlongy?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:01:10 EST (#)
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in fact, I'll say I used to pity you, but now I'm just disgusted.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:57:25 EST (#)
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I was there... honey, I don't know what you remember but I can assure you that neither they, nor the british boys, nor the jersey boys were trying to fuck you.
If anything was misrepresented about that weekend, it was in fact DOWN-PLAYED from the reality of the situation. Both guys who posted about it were very nice in thier portrayal of you.
You disappoint me immensely.
Or should I have a male say it so that you'll actually listen?
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-17 05:30:58 PST (#)
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Wow, Tim, why don't you go out and try and get laid by someone remotely as cute as me, you fat, worthless peice of shit? Still holding a grudge against me because I thought you were a douche what, three years ago? Oh and just FYI this guy was my best friend when that was made, saw me every day, and not only wanted to be around me, but also, obviously, to fuck me.
I didn't defend myself at the time because I WAS a bit out of control and definitely hooked on drugs, but a lot of that was taken out of context and made to sound way worse than it was by a bunch of people who don't do drugs or get laid ever... And many things were left out, including how both those guys tried, and failed, to fuck me ALL WEEKEND. Well that's an exaggeration, vicous didn't really try but it was made clear to me by the other two that he wanted to.
PEOPLE THINK I'M GREAT.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-18 16:15:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-17 20:46:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-17 20:31:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-17 19:27:34 EST (#)
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My ex husbands best friends wife was a psychologist who specialized in couples therapy. One day she told me that there are a lot of fucked up people in the world, but the amazing thing is that these fucked up people find each other.
One example:
The women who want to be submissive and controlled find the insecure bastard (my words) that want to dominate and control.
And everyone is happy!!
So, sounds like you have a great life.
the fucked up thing is that you try to justify this disfunctional behavior by lashing out at US, as if it's OUR FAULT that you are fucked up.
:)
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Good God, you make me SOOO hard.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:13:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-18 11:56:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-17 20:31:43 CST (#)
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I am so glad I don't know what's going on here
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-18 11:52:12 EST (#)
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do you live in a hotel?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-18 11:27:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-02-17 09:17:34 EST (#)
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*mouth agape*
most pathetic post ever.
truly astonishing.
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Aye.
After reading all the comments and thoughts of Ashlee and her lad there it's all... well... it's all really rather dark actually.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-02-18 10:38:40 EST (#)
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WHY HALO THAR IRISH FABIO!!!
you suck
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 10:00:34 EST (#)
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amazing
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-18 02:58:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-02-17 18:07:27 EST (#)
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and living in a hotel room really still doesn't explain why there are no bed linens.
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The truth? they got tangled and torn off the bed while we were fucking, and I don't really like doing hospital corners so I just kinda tossed them back on all half assed like and put the blanket back over them. They're there, you just can't see them.
Sac - I tried, but this place is unlike most forums and since he doesn't regularly play flamewars on the internet, it's kind of a strange social dynamic to explain to someone. He's not really taking any of this seriously, it's all kind of a big joke to him. In fact, he'll probably never look at this site again. The defending me thing - I don't feel helpless, I like it. Mostly cause my ex was so utterly horrible to me and would more likely join in with people talking shit about me than ever think to defend me... it's nice to feel that someone is protective of me. I've never had that before.
Nuggz- he doesn't seek to dominate and control... he does it cause I ask for it, and mostly just during sex. I was kind of joking with the submissive thing, although I DO have a domination fetish that I'm all but certain stems from growing up with no daddy. oh poor me. In our real, general relationship, things are pretty equal, and this guy is pretty fucking awesome...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 02:54:23 EST (#)
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haha meth
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-02-18 02:50:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-02-17 23:05:33 EST (#)
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This post needs to be set to a soundtrack of banjo music.
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yes! the theme to deliverance.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-02-17 23:05:33 EST (#)
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This post needs to be set to a soundtrack of banjo music.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-17 21:41:30 EST (#)
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jesus...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-17 21:31:43 EST (#)
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I've been hiking in the desert for two days and I am so glad I don't know what's going on here.
My first thought was this was a gay singles ad.
Also, I can smell my feet.
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-02-17 21:27:04 EST (#)
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Glad you are proud of those smashing b-cups buddy. Only someone as white trash as you could fantasize about that.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-17 21:01:16 EST (#)
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Why is this still here?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-17 20:46:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-17 20:31:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-17 19:27:34 EST (#)
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My ex husbands best friends wife was a psychologist who specialized in couples therapy. One day she told me that there are a lot of fucked up people in the world, but the amazing thing is that these fucked up people find each other.
One example:
The women who want to be submissive and controlled find the insecure bastard (my words) that want to dominate and control.
And everyone is happy!!
So, sounds like you have a great life.
the fucked up thing is that you try to justify this disfunctional behavior by lashing out at US, as if it's OUR FAULT that you are fucked up.
:)
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Good God, you make me SOOO hard.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-02-17 20:44:13 EST (#)
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...
...que?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-17 20:34:31 EST (#)
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This is quite possibly the gayest post on uber.
Nice sweater vest, faggot.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-17 20:31:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-17 19:27:34 EST (#)
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My ex husbands best friends wife was a psychologist who specialized in couples therapy. One day she told me that there are a lot of fucked up people in the world, but the amazing thing is that these fucked up people find each other.
One example:
The women who want to be submissive and controlled find the insecure bastard (my words) that want to dominate and control.
And everyone is happy!!
So, sounds like you have a great life.
the fucked up thing is that you try to justify this disfunctional behavior by lashing out at US, as if it's OUR FAULT that you are fucked up.
:)
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Good God, you make me SOOO hard.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-17 20:30:01 EST (#)
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Has anyone ever told you that you look like George W. Bush?
They have now.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-17 20:29:51 EST (#)
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Jesus.
This is just fucking pathetic.
I think it is important to embrace a healthy ambivalence to the scattered contrary opinions of other people - especially ones that are divergent from your own well-established and familiar understanding of how the world works.
But you two hillbilly retards need to smarten the fuck up. Seriously.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-17 19:52:11 EST (#)
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rofl
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-17 19:27:34 EST (#)
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My ex husbands best friends wife was a psychologist who specialized in couples therapy. One day she told me that there are a lot of fucked up people in the world, but the amazing thing is that these fucked up people find each other.
One example:
The women who want to be submissive and controlled find the insecure bastard (my words) that want to dominate and control.
And everyone is happy!!
So, sounds like you have a great life.
the fucked up thing is that you try to justify this disfunctional behavior by lashing out at US, as if it's OUR FAULT that you are fucked up.
:)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-17 19:23:14 EST (#)
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Whoa- Shlongy has NOT visited a trailer in a long, long time.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-17 18:30:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-17 18:17:20 EST (#)
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One word for ya:
Xanax
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-17 18:12:43 EST (#)
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forthewin - This is the second time that you've been unable to distinguish my serious comments from my obvious sarcastic bravado. Are you slow?
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I was entirely serious. In fact, I automatically assume when someone says something IN ALL CAPS, there is no sarcasm involved.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-02-17 18:07:27 EST (#)
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and living in a hotel room really still doesn't explain why there are no bed linens.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-02-17 18:03:48 EST (#)
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people get varicose veins in thier arms?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-17 17:28:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-17 17:20:51 EST (#)
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i have begun a half dozen different responses to this whole thing and then deleted them.
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THAT'S what *I* was trying to say
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-17 17:20:51 EST (#)
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i have begun a half dozen different responses to this whole thing and then deleted them. i just keep coming back to my original 'what the fuck is wrong with you people?'....
i guess it wasn't a rhetorical question at all.
i demand a reasonable explanation for all of this mess.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-17 17:18:09 EST (#)
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blinks
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-17 17:10:49 EST (#)
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I fucking love apollo
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-17 17:10:45 EST (#)
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Oh my no, I hope you wouldn't base anything to do with your dignity on anything I or anyone else here thinks. I was more referring to your boyfriend than to you. But for you to say "..as evidenced by the fact that they don't actually have the time or inclination to learn the social behaviors required to be accepted by people who spend most of their time trying to look cool on a website... AND they go outside sometimes, so they've got the one up on about 90% of the people that DO fit in here." - Isn't this being just as judgmental about other people here as you're claiming people shouldn't be?
Now that you've responded about your reasoning here, it's a little clearer. Posting photos of yourself, clothed or otherwise, is your prerogative. But I'll be candid with you. At the time of this post, my first thoughts were 'I'd think you'd inform your boyfriend of the kind of responses any user photos garner around this place, at the risk of the user.' I also thought 'it must be feel terribly undignified and helpless for a grown woman to have a boyfriend who thinks he needs to come to her defense, referencing a 3-year old internet 'beauty contest' and all, from a group of strangers on a website.' You've explained that you're submissive to your boyfriend, so now the behavior of both of you makes more sense in context.
You're a pretty girl, and I can understand why you might want to drop by after a long time and post some photos for fun. I also think you know quite well what type of responses a post like that + a post like this would get from this place.
I'm not saying any of this to attack you personally, or to try to make you feel as if you need to defend your stance on any of this to me. Just sharing why I left that comment and why it's my opinion, which is what it's all about- sharing.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-17 17:08:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-06-25 02:48:00 CDT (#)
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Ok. Wow.
It took some insomnia and a good bit of masochism for me to finally sit down and read this. I didn't make it all the way through because I just didn't want to know any more.
This was like a kick to the gut. I mean, I knew it was bad, but Jesus. I'm reading this, and the whole time thinking "there's no way this was me. There's no way I actually acted like this." My first instict was to jump to the defense of the actions that actually had a decent reason behind them (i.e. that second shower friday night), or were products of my bad delivery and strange sense of humour, but it just pales in comparison... I had no idea I was that horrible. Is this really the woman I let myself become? Can I really be this person? I don't know what to say... I am one fucked up individual. I just... the thoughts going through my head right now, I can't even make them into words.
Excuse me, I need to go process this.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-02-17 16:44:47 EST (#)
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where's manicmother when you need her?
apollo, i imagine the lotion is for ashlee's battered, dried up gape-hole. take into consideration that she's seen more action then the hundred years war and that she's dirt poor - i'm guessing the cocoa butter doubled up as a snack between having no meals.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-17 16:28:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-17 09:35:52 EST (#)
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I hope for your dignity's sake this is shenanigans.
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I like you lots and think you're a great poster, so I'm actually not trying to be bitchy with this, but I do hope you realize that MOST people don't base their dignity on the opinions of people from a website, ESPECIALLY this one.
You know, this little event has given me a new perspective on some of the people who I talked shit to awhile back. People who don't fit in 'round here aren't necessarily the idiotic losers I once assumed them to be. In fact, knowing this person as well as I do, I've realized that the people behind posts like this may in fact be smarter and much cooler than I would have given them credit for three years ago, as evidenced by the fact that they don't actually have the time or inclination to learn the social behaviors required to be accepted by people who spend most of their time trying to look cool on a website... AND they go outside sometimes, so they've got the one up on about 90% of the people that DO fit in here.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-17 16:11:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-02-17 14:24:46 EST (#)
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what the fuck is going on?
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There is an explaination for this, I swear to god.
So, me and the love got into a fight about my last post (you don't get the explaination for that bit, sorry kiddies) that resulted in me showing him an old hate post full of fat jokes about me, to show that this isn't a site "full of people who want to fuck me." This is the guy who actually yelled at my mom for talking shit to me, and he knows that I'm fairly sensitive about my weight (which is funny, because I wasn't sensitive about it until AFTER I got skinny). So, ever my knight in shining armor, he jumps to my defense. Since explaining an entire set of social rules for an internet community (very few forums operate anything like this place, surprisingly) is more difficult than I really think it should be, when I saw where this was going, I allowed it to happen because A) I am the submissive one, and B) though it may surprise and pain you to hear, my live-in boyfriend is actually MORE IMPORTANT to me than ANY of you people.
And someone commented on our standard of living - My apartment got broken into three times in less than two months, so I moved out. Why don't you try cramming everything you own into a van and a hotel room and let me know if it's not a little cluttered, hmmm?
Apollo - the lotion is cocoa butter because I like to be soft and girly, and the air freshener is to dispel the resulting oder from having two chain smokers in a hotel room in the middle of winter.
forthewin - This is the second time that you've been unable to distinguish my serious comments from my obvious sarcastic bravado. Are you slow?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-17 15:58:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-17 15:56:23 EST (#)
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JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY !JERRY!
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-17 15:55:18 EST (#)
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is this in English?
The words look English, but I think they're in the wrong order or something.
odd
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-17 15:53:57 EST (#)
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This doesn't make sense.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-17 15:46:38 EST (#)
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is that LOTION and AIR FRESHENER on your table?
ugh.
ashlee's cunt stink that bad? Or is it your shriveled syphilitic penis that stinks?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-02-17 15:15:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-02-17 06:31:28 CST (#)
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you and trashlee deserve each other, you big tittied, ginger twat!
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That is perfect.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-17 14:37:47 EST (#)
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thanks, ei, i love you too.
this post... not so much
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-17 14:25:14 EST (#)
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i love you scourge
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-02-17 14:24:46 EST (#)
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what the fuck is going on?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-17 14:19:25 EST (#)
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what the fuck is wrong with you people?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-17 14:13:34 EST (#)
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and whats he looking out of the corner of his eye at? maybe shlongys prowling like a tiger
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-17 14:07:48 EST (#)
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Looks a bit like Shlongy in the face.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-17 14:01:31 EST (#)
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oh and you have a fucking ugly face
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-02-17 13:39:31 EST (#)
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Hey man, when'd you get out?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-17 13:09:50 EST (#)
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"PEOPLE THINK I'M GREAT."
Comments like that are the sign of a truly popular and successful person.
And please tell me you're in a hotel room, and that isn't where you live...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-17 13:08:32 EST (#)
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you're both fucking losers.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-17 13:05:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-17 13:52:42 GMT (#)
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needs less pants and more sock.
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And I got this joke! Does that mean I can officially forget my nOOb status?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-17 13:03:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-17 17:04:12 GMT (#)
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Nice place you got there.
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I think I love Jeaneee
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-17 12:57:02 EST (#)
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what a train wreck
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-17 12:04:12 EST (#)
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Nice place you got there.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-17 12:02:53 EST (#)
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i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-02-17 11:57:53 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-02-17 11:26:37 EST (#)
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So this is what happens when poor white trash gets internet access.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-17 11:26:14 EST (#)
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FUSKHITCUNT
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-17 11:26:02 EST (#)
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supposed to meAN
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-17 11:21:40 EST (#)
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As hard as I try, I can't figure out what the fuck this is supposed to me:
"Why don't you show the girl that won that beauty contest before ashlee lost 30 pounds so she can send me some emails begging to fuck me.... Losers. "
you.... eat the fat people lose? So... you're kind of like some human liposuctioning mosquito? I don't get it.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-17 11:00:21 EST (#)
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I don't know what the fuck this means, and I am the better person for it.
But this post should stay on the front page, if only for the impotent comedic outrage expressed by those whose lives have been so void of proper socialization they actually have the depth of uber understanding to appreciate its meaning.
And clean off that fucking end table. Jesus some of you people live like pigs.
And get some sheet holders for christ's sakes. I have a california king that sleeps three and fucks four plus a videographer and my fitted sheets always stay in place.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-17 10:24:02 EST (#)
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grow up
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-02-17 10:07:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-02-17 09:17:34 EST (#)
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*mouth agape*
truly astonishing.
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That sounds about right. Sweet merciful crap.
The guy in that picture scares the Jesus out of me. Is it meant to be sexy?
I'm totally creeped out right now.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-17 09:35:52 EST (#)
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I hope for your dignity's sake this is shenanigans.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-02-17 09:17:34 EST (#)
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*mouth agape*
most pathetic post ever.
truly astonishing.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-17 09:00:44 EST (#)
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Tim thnxs I loved that old post reminds me of ashlee when we first got together.
Course she doesnt drink anymore and does way less drugs happens as you get older I guess.
But before any other conservative non drug using mormonesque bitches try to make my GF look bad I should let you know that me and my friends considered ashlee conservative when I met her and I proceeded to (as our friends afcectionatly call it)turn her out so if you are walking around in life putting on the good boy face for people keep in mind that I am in a hotel room actually doing all that stuff that you download from bit lord and dream about at night =0
Darko obviously your ex is not really paging me in fact I dont even think they make pagers anymore but after the honesty in that last post despite my fucking with you well .... hope she gives you a call :)
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-17 08:55:37 EST (#)
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no, i didnt hit on your alter. i was referring to another post with a picture of a ginger dude in it.
other people will get it.
ps. youre boring, and theres nothing worse than being boring. i learned that from hollywood.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-17 08:53:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-17 08:52:42 EST (#)
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needs less pants and more sock.
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Did you just hit on my boyfriend?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-17 08:52:50 EST (#)
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Does this count as an Ashlee post? I didn't write it and it wasn't posted on my account...
Just in case anyone else is interested in trying it, you can't make me look bad to the guy who's seen me on coke for WAY longer than a single weekend... in fact, I'm pretty sure an 8-ball is the way he got me into bed in the first place.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-17 08:52:42 EST (#)
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needs less pants and more sock.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-17 08:51:40 EST (#)
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There's nothing like starting some shit on a website to highlight rampant insecurity.
Yeah, I realize there may be a little bit of irony there.
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-02-17 08:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Needs more sodomy
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-17 08:41:01 EST (#)
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You've got that right, Darko.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-17 08:33:35 EST (#)
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I mean, don't these last two ashlee posts seem textbook Urbane?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-17 08:32:14 EST (#)
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I love trainwrecks.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-17 08:32:06 EST (#)
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What can I say? The guy who screws me doesn't like it when people are mean to his girlfriend. I'm ok with that.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-17 08:30:58 EST (#)
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Wow, Tim, why don't you go out and try and get laid by someone remotely as cute as me, you fat, worthless peice of shit? Still holding a grudge against me because I thought you were a douche what, three years ago? Oh and just FYI this guy was my best friend when that was made, saw me every day, and not only wanted to be around me, but also, obviously, to fuck me.
I didn't defend myself at the time because I WAS a bit out of control and definitely hooked on drugs, but a lot of that was taken out of context and made to sound way worse than it was by a bunch of people who don't do drugs or get laid ever... And many things were left out, including how both those guys tried, and failed, to fuck me ALL WEEKEND. Well that's an exaggeration, vicous didn't really try but it was made clear to me by the other two that he wanted to.
PEOPLE THINK I'M GREAT.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-17 08:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the holy fuck is THIS?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-17 08:15:41 EST (#)
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WTF?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-17 08:13:27 EST (#)
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Gay.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-02-17 08:13:20 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/69071
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-17 08:10:05 EST (#)
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believe me, I'm trying.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-17 08:07:41 EST (#)
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DARKO you should go fuck your ex then maybe the bitch will stop paging me =0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-17 08:06:45 EST (#)
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tommy says:
for all the people that actually know ashlee on this website dont mean to come off all anti whatever on this post but I never flamed anyone on a website before and I thought it would be great fun :)
<3u
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-17 07:54:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-17 07:47:58 EST (#)
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Well darko, I'm sure that's the case, but then I didn't just suck YOUR dick until you almost passed out.
Told you I was still kinda slutty.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-17 07:45:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tommy says:
its nice to get honest replies from people like you for a change. Still sitting at your desk in the office you might want to check those bedsores I think one of them is infected1111
talk to the desert eagle sweet pea cause the hand dont want to hear it
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for all of you out there that thought leet speak came from aol those numbers mean
Irtehl33t
omg horde 111111111111111
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-17 07:45:39 EST (#)
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No offense, but I'd rather have my ex over your current.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-17 07:35:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-02-17 07:31:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you and trashlee deserve each other, you big tittied, ginger twat!
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Oh I'm sorry, are you somebody who matters?
THATS RIGHT PEOPLE. I AM GETTING REGULAR SEXXORZ. LOVE IT.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-02-17 07:31:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you and trashlee deserve each other, you big tittied, ginger twat!