CJ Goes to Dublin (944 hits)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (View user info) at 2008-02-18 12:28:57 EST
Just got back. Dead tired.
Enjoy...
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-12 18:56:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-20 07:40:54 EST (#)
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Merlina was great, is great assuming she ain't dead, but deep down she was(is) a most SERIOUS person and not to be trifled with.
Also Redskieslookfake forced her to leave by telling her the worst joke ever.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-20 07:02:46 EST (#)
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I think she just stopped by to say hello.
I missed her too.
:(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-20 06:24:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-20 11:20:11 GMT (#)
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Awwwwww...
You sound like a good mother.
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Haha it is a work of fiction for sure. The best bits of many days out. If it were true, I missed out the bits about screaming at them, constantly telling them to be quiet and general parents angst.
Seriously though, is Merlina back? I really liked her from what I saw, she was so lovely.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-20 06:13:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:44:28 GMT (#)
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Glad you like my hometown.
Ps. The 'Spire' sucks.
Everyone hates it. They're just to embarassed to say so.
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MERLINA!! :)
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:52:53 EST (#)
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Thankx.
Kisses, Big Boy.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:46:32 EST (#)
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that was the weirdest response i've ever received. you make my skin crawl too, you creepy fuck.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:40:02 EST (#)
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Great post.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:33:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:19:07 EST (#)
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We done being predictable yet?
No?
Okay, then. Carry on.
Or alternately,
I love you, Hidden.
Why won't you love me back?
I keep calling, but Emanuel says you've locked yourself in your room and won't come out.
Please come out, my Sweetie.
Everyone knows you belong out here.
Even your mom.
And your goldfish.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:27:14 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:19:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:34:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:25:57 EST (#)
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Who the fuck cares, dickcheese?
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Damn, Drunky.
Calm the fuck down.
If you're feeling a trifle insecure and maybe a little like you've wasted your life, rest assured that was not my intention.
I can't help that the choices we've both made in our lives has led to such radically different paths.
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are you suggesting that Director "wasted his life" because he didn't go to a bunch of foreign countries?
let me tell you something, you bald fuck, i've been to plenty of foreign countries and guess what? different scenery, same old shit. traveling doesn't make you special. your trips suck anyway. here's a rundown-
wake up, go over head with razor
put on field jacket with gay patches like the heartagram
take pictures of buildings no one cares about
go to the local bars and watch as everyone gets laid but you
go back to hotel and go over your head with a razor again, consider using it on your wrists or neck
masturbate, cry
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:44:28 EST (#)
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Glad you like my hometown.
Ps. The 'Spire' sucks.
Everyone hates it. They're just to embarassed to say so.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:05:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-18 12:49:02 EST (#)
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i DO envy your frequent travels
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-19 05:33:37 EST (#)
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Oh and i wondered where you were.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-19 05:32:01 EST (#)
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I fuckin' love it how rad uses this post as a chatroom and yet has previously slagged me off for doing the same - even though my 'chat' usually is about the post.
:/
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-19 04:54:08 EST (#)
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Boring pictures.
but who am I to talk - I can't even post pictures.
But that's besides the point - you were in motherfucking Ireland! where's the guy called Brian who told you drink and puke all over the pub? I want that picture.
Where's the photo of the drunken guy passed out on the side of the road and you in the foreground with your thumbs up?
*sigh*
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-19 04:28:00 EST (#)
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Director.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-19 02:53:51 EST (#)
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I really want to see you play soccer. I just imagine a absurd, awkward tangle of limbs!
...Fuck the Irish!
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-02-19 02:10:28 EST (#)
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Brilliant pictures, however needs more goatse
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:43:20 EST (#)
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...it semms like...you travel a lot.
bastard.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:24:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-02-18 19:20:52 PST (#)
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I like travel posts.
And people REALLY seem to dislike you! Well, Uber-people, anyway.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-02-18 22:34:06 EST (#)
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You found the native language incomprehensible? Is that because it's one of the 5000 languages you don't speak?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-02-18 22:20:52 EST (#)
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I like travel posts.
And people REALLY seem to dislike you! Well, Uber-people, anyway.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-18 21:48:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:01:20 EST (#)
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Scourge fixes cameras at a 4-day camera stand.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:03:35 EST (#)
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leave my name out of your mouth, mind, and reviews, you subhuman piece of filth.
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this exchange plus the Director's comments on this post really make me feel all warm and gooey
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-18 21:05:18 EST (#)
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http://www.spireofdublin.com/
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-18 17:20:48 EST (#)
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Smootches, Em.
Now, get back in yer hole before I get the hose.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-18 17:18:50 EST (#)
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kiss kiss chaos
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-18 17:14:17 EST (#)
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I *think* the Liffey pic is near O'Connell bridge.
I dunno, though. I was pretty drunk most of the time.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-18 17:08:59 EST (#)
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Ah. The Liffey photo looks just like the bridge we crossed on the way out of Dublin.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-18 17:03:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-18 16:58:19 EST (#)
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That was the bridge toward the airport, maybe?
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With the girl?
Nope, it was by Trinity.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-18 17:01:29 EST (#)
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I have relatives that live in the suburbs just south of Dublin...haven't been out there for a couple years though. It's a beautiful city. Definitely hit up St. Michan's the next time you go. Last time I was out I took a hike up around Portmarnock and down toward the beach...it's like a landscape out of a Lord of the Rings movie.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-18 16:58:19 EST (#)
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That was the bridge toward the airport, maybe?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-18 16:53:01 EST (#)
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I believe that I passed it by, Ax, but I only went in to a couple Churches (there was so much to see and so little time...plus I got lost several times).
Sounds like it would have been most excellent, though.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-18 16:34:29 EST (#)
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I love Dublin.
Did you visit St. Michan's church? They have these amazing preserved remains of crusader knights in a crypt that you can touch and view. People shake their mummy-hands for good luck.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 16:11:03 EST (#)
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I think you should wear a nascar t shirt when you travel
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 16:10:17 EST (#)
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I thought I was just trolling you :(
show me the error of my ways condescending bald guy.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:50:00 EST (#)
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You DO realize how remarkably foolish and ignorant you're sounding now, right Rad?
Like, seriously.
I *highly* doubt that you could look me in the eye for a significant amount of time and I hope your kid does better at Life than you.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:46:03 EST (#)
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Im sure glad the Protect America Act expired last saturday, or I'd be in Gitmo for writing that.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:45:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:40:42 EST (#)
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I'll bet ANYTHING in the world you wear black boots.
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Converse All-Stars, Baby.
Though I do, on occasion, clomp along in boots.
Why is my footwear so important to you?
You know what I think?
I think you LLLLLIIIIIKKKKEEEEE me.
You just can't admit it.
C'mere, Grumpy Gus.
Give us a hug...
;)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:44:31 EST (#)
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I agree with D. For me it was a tossup between you and Ray but I started to like Ray, where you are just a hopeless douchebag.
If you were true to your convictions you would tour the middle east wearing a giant american flag and an "I Love GWBUSH" patch on your army jacket. I'd love to see the pictures from that trip. On CNN. After your get your head cut off.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:42:46 EST (#)
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It does not rile me when people call me a drunk. I *am* a drunk. Big deal. I'm one in a world full of drunks.
There's nothing special about it.
You're just a fucking faggot.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:40:42 EST (#)
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On the contrary, I don't feel I've wasted my life. I've made some mistakes but who hasn't?
I cannot tolerate people who wear old Army jackets with dumbass slogans and expressions on them.
I'll bet ANYTHING in the world you wear black boots.
AAAURFGH. I loathe you. I really do. You're the only person on Ubersite who truly makes my skin crawl.
It's uncanny.
I simply cannot stand you.
End of story.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:39:23 EST (#)
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Like my Heartagram and Bush advocacy, I revel in my alcohol dependency.
...
Plus, I know it riles him.
But Okay. Maybe it was unfair.
After all, he's been sober for, what, a month?
Meh, I liked D-choad better anyway.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:36:14 EST (#)
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who the fuck are you to call anyone drunky in a condescending tone you bald emo hypocrite?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:35:34 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:34:39 EST (#)
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Im kinda jealous of him because he travels all the time. Doesn't make him any less a waste of space
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:34:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:25:57 EST (#)
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Who the fuck cares, dickcheese?
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Damn, Drunky.
Calm the fuck down.
If you're feeling a trifle insecure and maybe a little like you've wasted your life, rest assured that was not my intention.
I can't help that the choices we've both made in our lives has led to such radically different paths.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:32:07 EST (#)
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Jealous? Of that festering turdball?
Never.
I'd more likely be jealous of a leprosy ridden black dwarf who is fed cockroaches in a 2-bit traveling circus than of that scuzzy fuckwit.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:31:51 EST (#)
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No real man would ever "rock" a heartagram.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:31:10 EST (#)
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Jesus H Christ...you must have stiffed the Director the last time you had a shitty burger in whatever horrible restaurant he buses tables in.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:30:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:49:54 EST (#)
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I refuse to apologize for the Heartagram.
I rock it like you only wish you could...
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you also refuse to apologise for being a Bush supporter you idiot
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:29:20 EST (#)
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someone's jealous below awww
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:25:57 EST (#)
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Who the fuck cares, dickcheese?
Gads. Every time I see your fucking shiny dome and stupid travel pictures I want to rip my goddamn eyes out of my sockets and stomp on them with a pair of steel heeled jackboots.
There are seriously very few people in the world I dislike, and almost nobody I really "hate" on Ubersite, but I both dislike *and* hate you. You make me violently ill.
I hope a building falls on you someday.
I hope your children are born mongoloid, with missing digits.
I hope a bus skids over your eviscerated guts.
I hope you travel to Africa and contract aids, ebola, and lots of other as of yet unknown diseases that will erode your skin off. Slowly. And eat your brain pan. And cause excruciating agony.
Over a long period of time.
You fucking faggot.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:05:30 EST (#)
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+2 for my favourite city in the world. Molly Malone is a lot like Method's Mom. She has big tits and smells like fish.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:49:54 EST (#)
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I refuse to apologize for the Heartagram.
I rock it like you only wish you could...
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:47:55 EST (#)
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heartograms or whatever are so punk
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:34:03 EST (#)
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not funny 'haha', funny queer.
mmmmmmmmmmmm
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:53:11 EST (#)
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Well...fuck.
Tuesday Weld? Can you introduce me to Tuesday Weld? The ca. 1962 version will do. Thanks.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:45:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:41:12 EST (#)
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+2s for life if you introduce me to the Finnish booze hound.
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Would if I could, Lungie, but I don't even remember the hottie Slovakian chicas name and I was paying a lot more attention to her than to the booze-hound. I think she was the Swede's Main Squeeze anyway.
Sorry.
:(
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:41:12 EST (#)
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+2s for life if you introduce me to the Finnish booze hound.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:36:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone
You and your rampant gayitude...
Submitted by corn_nugget
I wish you were a better photographer.
Submitted by scourge
I DO envy your frequent travels
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:32:16 EST (#)
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i too envy your frequent travels. bitch.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:30:54 EST (#)
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I forgot to mention that this'll most likely be my last trip anywhere cool for the foreseeable future.
I'm quitting my job and going back to school.
Yay, me.
Looking forward to living off Ramen noodles, to be honest.
And the women were excellent. I've never seen so much (possibly) natural red hair/blue eyes.
And that Irish lilt is *oh*-so-sexy.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:23:54 EST (#)
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What do you do for a living that you get to jet-set around the civilized world seemingly whenever you feel like it? Color me jealous.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:22:48 EST (#)
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but what were the women like?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:17:53 EST (#)
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Stop tapping your helium loafers in the bathroom stall then, fag.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:15:34 EST (#)
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:(
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:15:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:11:31 EST (#)
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Gay Dubliners?
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Y'know, I actually got stalked by a gay Dubliner with a bald head and a goatee on my first night there.
I think I'm going to have to grow some hair, 'cause it's not the first time I've been propositioned like that.
Erf... I like GIRLS! I really do.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:11:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-02-18 12:54:15 EST (#)
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but did you sample the locals themselves, is the question.
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Gay Dubliners?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:08:40 EST (#)
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Hahahaha Thorns
Of course it would have to be in the summer. You'd have to be insane to cycle across the UK (or anywhere else for that matter) in the winter.
Brrrrrr!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:04:36 EST (#)
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I envy your ability to seemingly travel whenever the hell you feel like it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:03:35 EST (#)
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leave my name out of your mouth, mind, and reviews, you subhuman piece of filth.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:01:20 EST (#)
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Scourge fixes cameras at a 4-day camera stand.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-18 12:59:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-18 11:46:32 CST (#)
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If I could, I'd love to go on a motorcycle tour of the UK.
I wonder if that's possible.
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I would think so, you can rent cycles as easily as a car over there and drive to your heart's content. Hit up Davros, I'm sure he would know.
Just make sure you go in the summer, I would think a motorcycle tour in the winter would be bloody cold.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2008-02-18 12:58:41 EST (#)
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i like pictures and stuff. mostly i like stuff, but pictures are still nice. that picture of the statue of people dying for freedom reminds me of a yeats poem.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-02-18 12:54:15 EST (#)
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but did you sample the locals themselves, is the question.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-18 12:53:50 EST (#)
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I don't often go out to the countryside of places I visit 'cause I live out in the middle of nowhere (for now, at least). Much of what I want to see and do lies in the city. Also, I was only in Dublin for a few days. Perhaps when I'm a little older and less hungry for adventure, I'll check out the countrysides of places I've already visited.
Still, I understand where you're coming from. Many of these places have lots and lots of pastoral areas just outside the city limits.
And I'm sure you could rent a bike and motor about the U.K. Be prepared to pay *far* out the ass for it, though. The U.K. is, like, an order of magnitude more expensive that most other parts of Europe.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-18 12:49:02 EST (#)
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your photography isn't very inspired, is it? just so many touristy snapshots. not that there's anything wrong with sharing those, i suppose. (it's what we all do around this place in one way or another, share little glimpses into our lives and what interests or motivates us...some just do it in a more interesting manner than others.) at the very least you could have been entertaining in the captions.
<obligatory potshot> well....YOU probably couldn't have been entertaining, but that is what i would want from someone else. </obligatory potshot>
i DO envy your frequent travels
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-18 12:46:32 EST (#)
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Good on you for collecting memories that most will never have.
Hey, do you ever go out into the country (i.e. rural land) of these places you visit?
I want to visit Britian and Ireland but I want to go out into the country and take in the landscapes.
Like Giant's Causeway, the Scottish moors, etc.
Seeing old cities and and building is great, but the countrysides are simply beautiful.
When I was in Germany, my German friends took me out to forests and on big-ass-lake hikes.
If I could, I'd love to go on a motorcycle tour of the UK.
I wonder if that's possible.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-18 12:41:13 EST (#)
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I wish you were a better photographer.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-18 12:39:58 EST (#)
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You and your rampant gayitude...
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-18 12:37:06 EST (#)
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Heh.
Yup, that probably says quite a bit about me.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-18 12:35:40 EST (#)
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I liked how 'Duckies' is capitalized and 'god' is not.