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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2008-02-18 15:32:56 EST
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-02-25 09:17:05 EST (#)
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commento
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-22 12:39:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:58:41 EST (#)
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lol my favorite part is the "2 baths", as if he's some sort of head of the household, and he gets his own bathroom, while the poor cats have to share the other one.
It must be hell for those cats to get ready in the morning!
ROFL
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-22 12:39:10 EST (#)
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how old is jack anyway?
i'm always amazed how much he needs to have things explained to him 10 times before it gets to his thick skull.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-22 12:38:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:56:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-20 00:00:07 EST (#)
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i guess being infested with criminal niggers is something to be proud of where you live.
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You like talking shit, but if you said that out loud down here you'd be dead.
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oh jack...you know real well i use nigger humorously and that i or anyone else wouldn't scream that in someone's face.
that's old racism. no one does that anymore.
new racism tends to be more pernicious and subtle. like anti-semitism which has become a lot more insidious than it was.
i know real well you wouldn't call me a frog in my face, but you will build fallacious arguments complemented with twisted facts to conclude that we're a backward lower race.
you see...i use the word nigger, cuz i think it's funny but i don't actually have a firm belief in my head that blacks they're a lower race like you do with certain groups. i just don't care.
it's just slurs whereas somewhere along your pathetic kitten owning life, you've rationalized your hatred with different groups. and THAT, my friend, is abnormal.
you are clearly a sad and angry uneducated fellow who was raised by a dumbass father who had to resort to the arm forces and an alcoholic mother (fetal alcohol syndrome?)
if you don't udnerstand, please refer to my first reply which you carefully edited http://www.ubersite.com/m/115062#2655064
Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2008-02-21 22:36:58 EST (#)
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Haha. I didn't read your first comment.
Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2008-02-21 22:34:42 EST (#)
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Ubersite is far too tame; 4chan is more deserving of that description.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2008-02-21 01:40:52 EST (#)
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Tabasco is for pussies.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:14:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 21:00:07 PST (#)
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i lived in mostly black area in Mtl and they weren't any different than the rest of the populace or any other ethnic group.
i guess being infested with criminal niggers is something to be proud of where you live.
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CANADIAN NIGGERS = LOTS OF JEWELRY
AMERICAN NIGGERS = LOTS OF GUNS
Comprenez-toi?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:29:36 EST (#)
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HotWillie: Doing his part for the environment by recycling the same jokes since 2006-06-22 21:31:03 EDT.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:12:02 EST (#)
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Jack lives there because his wife left him, took the condo, and he's can afford no better.
Plus he's obviously a tightwad.
Look at what he drives, for chrissakes.
A little used pick up which stinks of b.o. and cigarettes.
He goes on long, sweaty trips alone on the weekends with a cheap disposable camera, snapping pictures of little boys on playgrounds.
If he gets hungry there's usually a couple of chicken mcnuggets under the ripped vinyl bench seats.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:56:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-20 00:00:07 EST (#)
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i guess being infested with criminal niggers is something to be proud of where you live.
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You like talking shit, but if you said that out loud down here you'd be dead.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:30:45 EST (#)
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poor jack. having such a tiny brain must drain a lot of energy.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:18:44 EST (#)
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WELCOME TO UBERSITE, I LOVE YOU.
movie reference above.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:09:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:35:02 EST (#)
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says a racist 'man' who owns twenty cats.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-20 00:00:07 EST (#)
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i guess being infested with criminal niggers is something to be proud of where you live.
*shrugs*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:07:25 EST (#)
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Okay, so I just noticed this on Most Heated and clicked...
...why the hell is this #1? And so many hits/reviews? Odd.
No offense Brian, but I expected better from you...
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-20 13:49:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-20 11:17:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-20 00:01:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 23:38:12 EST (#)
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Holy fuck!
I better start building an ark!
It's raining like hell!
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why is it that if they made a third in that dreadful 'almighty' series, Jack would seem the obvious choice.
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I don't think so. I have a lot of issues with God. For starters, He can go fuck Himself. And if He sends His son back for round two I say we cut off Junior's head with a fucking chainsaw and see if he can arise from that.
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C'mon. It'd be huge on the title alone. "Jack Almighty"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:40:33 EST (#)
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D_R, I haven't seen the second one, but I liked the first one... how was it?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-20 11:17:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-20 00:01:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 23:38:12 EST (#)
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Holy fuck!
I better start building an ark!
It's raining like hell!
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why is it that if they made a third in that dreadful 'almighty' series, Jack would seem the obvious choice.
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I don't think so. I have a lot of issues with God. For starters, He can go fuck Himself. And if He sends His son back for round two I say we cut off Junior's head with a fucking chainsaw and see if he can arise from that.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-20 10:07:25 EST (#)
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wtf? 224 heat?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-20 01:46:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-02-19 23:37:42 EST (#)
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Holy crap, this post has way more hits/reviews than it really calls for.
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I agree...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-20 00:01:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 23:38:12 EST (#)
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Holy fuck!
I better start building an ark!
It's raining like hell!
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why is it that if they made a third in that dreadful 'almighty' series, Jack would seem the obvious choice.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-20 00:00:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-02-19 21:24:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:52:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:28:10 EST (#)
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the word nigger has become pretty rubbish btw.
everybody uses it.
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Really?
Come down to Oakland then, and stand on a street corner using it, white boy. We can get joedaddy to find a comfortable spot nearby and act as impartial observer. If you survive the day I'll reimburse you for your flight.
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a grand says he'll get shot in a drive-by within 1-2 hours anywhere bet: 106th and 82nd, and
E 14th and McArthur Ave
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i lived in mostly black area in Mtl and they weren't any different than the rest of the populace or any other ethnic group.
i guess being infested with criminal niggers is something to be proud of where you live.
*shrugs*
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-19 23:45:45 EST (#)
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"Publishers think you are obviously serious about the craft if you're willing to shell out a few of your own bucks. "
i dont think publishers could give the slightest fuck if youre 'serious about the craft'
this totally happens in publishing houses all the time: "oh, his book is a complete pile of steaming shit, but hes just so darn serious about the craft. fuck it, lets publish him, who cares if we make a loss, its worth it to support this noble young writer. group hug everyone!"
no, really, it does.
all they care is if they think your book is marketable, according to each publishers' particular market niche.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 23:38:12 EST (#)
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Holy fuck!
I better start building an ark!
It's raining like hell!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-02-19 23:37:42 EST (#)
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Holy crap, this post has way more hits/reviews than it really calls for.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 23:29:18 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115062#2655180
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-19 23:23:28 EST (#)
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What the flying fuck happened here???
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 22:45:12 EST (#)
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hahahahaha
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-02-19 21:24:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:52:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:28:10 EST (#)
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the word nigger has become pretty rubbish btw.
everybody uses it.
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Really?
Come down to Oakland then, and stand on a street corner using it, white boy. We can get joedaddy to find a comfortable spot nearby and act as impartial observer. If you survive the day I'll reimburse you for your flight.
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a grand says he'll get shot in a drive-by within 1-2 hours anywhere bet: 106th and 82nd, and
E 14th and McArthur Ave
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 19:11:26 EST (#)
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:-)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 19:11:00 EST (#)
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should be easier to squeeze me in, then.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-02-19 19:09:37 EST (#)
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I'll give you a yell once I nail plans down more solidly. I need to go see mom and dad, but I also have a *ton* of people I want to see while in the area, so it's likely to be a week-long outing for me.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 19:04:25 EST (#)
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speaking of....
Jack, have you found La Imperial yet?
Best hole in the wall mexican in Hayward or ANY of the surrounding cities.. order a super burrito.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 19:02:46 EST (#)
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awesomeness.. lunch it is! I'm expecting (hoping, really) to have a more flexible work day by then..
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:57:45 EST (#)
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I wasn't using a needle on you.
This time.
My next visit to the SF area is pretty much inevitable, and I expect to have lunch. I'm thinking April.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:54:12 EST (#)
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OUCH.
that STINGS, chicken...
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:53:34 EST (#)
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hookers n beer ?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:52:33 EST (#)
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true enough.. point conceded
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:48:36 EST (#)
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Yeah, well fear ain't the only thing that gets the heart racing.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:47:31 EST (#)
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well, if the thought of me flirting gives you a heart attack... or at the very least, a panic attack which closely mimics a heart attack... I must be scary...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:46:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:44:58 EST (#)
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hahahaha..
I THOUGHT you were scared of me.... why?
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Uh... what?
What?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:45:07 EST (#)
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kaos said he'd shove his giant beads up my ass if I didn't generate some hits in this post. I am sorry for my actions here today and it will not happen again.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:44:58 EST (#)
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hahahaha..
I THOUGHT you were scared of me.... why?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:42:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:21:02 EST (#)
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oh I wasn't hitting on him in this thread.
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Wait a minute... did I miss a thread where you DID flirt with me?
Christ, the left side of my chest is killing me and my left arm hurts like hell and I can't brea
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:40:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:10:31 EST (#)
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or this classic... http://www2.ubersite.com/m/97004
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How the fuck is it racist to point out that the store employees lacked the ability to fully understand, speak and read English to the point where it inconvenienced customers?
You're an idiot.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:37:11 EST (#)
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Hey, I didn't call for the death of every Muslim, just those fundamentalist fuck jobs. I make no apologies for that. I was sick and tired of all the bullshit going on at the time and that was my feeling. Since that time there has been a troop surge in Iraq. What does a troop surge do? It wipes out Muslim fundamentalist fuck jobs. Guess what? Deaths by 'insurgents' are down. Way down. So down that they used a couple of mentally handicapped women to deliver suicide bombs a few weeks ago. How nice.
Meanwhile, there is a store around the corner from me that carries crisps imported from the UK. I really, really, really like crips from the UK. Hard to find in the east bay? You bet. The store is run by Muslims, a whole goddamned family of them. FUCK!!! MUSLIMS!!! Sometimes I have to step around the old dad when he is on his prayer rug by the freezers holding all the halal meats (it's a seasonal thing... if my drive home from work coincides with sunset, you know). FUCKING PRAYING MUSLIMS! I've told them I'd hate to disturb his prayers and that I can wait or come back another time, but the lady behind the counter runs over and grabs my arm and walks me by the old man. We've played out that little scenario quite a few times. She has also ordered these halal 4 cheese frozen pizzas I really like. She's cool. Huge, but cool.
In short, I have no problem with Muslims or any other people as long as they are rational, normal people.
The Quebecois really are one fucked up people though. I mean, look at Caul. One word and he flys off the fuckin handle. No wonder the English caved in to all their ridiculous demands. They just wanted the frogs to shut the fuck up.
Didn't work though. They are still a race of whiny bitches.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:36:58 EST (#)
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and how do you have a girlfriend if you think that is flirting?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:36:26 EST (#)
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possibly...
probably not the chloroform...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:33:14 EST (#)
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can you resist chloroform and tie wraps?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:31:17 EST (#)
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hmmm...sounds like a challange.
I can resist blue steel...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:26:58 EST (#)
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you would fall in love and get hurt...lol, kidding
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:26:57 EST (#)
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How does a speck of liquefied shit like this get to the top of most heated?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:21:29 EST (#)
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or YOU could flirt with me!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:21:02 EST (#)
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oh I wasn't hitting on him in this thread.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:17:22 EST (#)
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keep hitting on jack. you guys are clearly about to fuck.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:16:02 EST (#)
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i'm bored
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:10:31 EST (#)
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or this classic... http://www2.ubersite.com/m/97004
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:07:27 EST (#)
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urgh. I somehow stumbled on the ashlee/sleazy motel debacle and now I can't get the taste of bile out...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:06:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:03:17 EST (#)
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If I was racist, why would I live in a place where 2/3 of the population are people of color? Hell, a black chick I work with says even she is surprised by how small the white population is there. """
"I LIVE NEAR LATINOS!BLACKS!NUKE ARABS! ASIANS! I'M NOT RACIST!"
See quotes below.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:03:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:01:40 EST (#)
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At least I can feel emotion, Caul. All someone has to do is read through your old posts/comments where you talk about relationships or pets and see that you are one step away from being an antisocial sociopath.
Jack's empathy:
"Like killing the queen in a termite colony and destroying their center, perhaps we should strike at the center of the Muslim Fundamentalist world. Mecca. It would be a simple act to drop a nuke on that ancient city, and give these head-chopping, suicide-bombing psychopaths the message that their child-fucking, violence-advocating God does not exist, because Mohammad would not allow the destruction of Mecca"
"Kill these fuckers, or at the very least, cut of their offending pricks. These little fucks need to be taught a lesson in respect."
"And people wonder why I always refer to the Quebecois as an inbred, backward race... "
"Is the typical inbred Quebacois under-developed jawbone (resulting in a rat-like face due to too many teeth and not enough jaw and the resulting illusion that the nose is huge) an indicator of an inferior race?
Is a dwindling gene pool and the long-term payouts of 'baby bonuses' (Quebec was infamous for this at one time) an indicator of an inferior race?"""
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:03:17 EST (#)
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I'm racist? Fuck you, Caul.
According to wiki, your go-to source for every online argument, "The racial makeup of the city [of Hayward] was 32.95% White, 20.98% Black or African American, 0.84% Native American, 18.98% Asian, 1.91% Pacific Islander, 16.81% from other races, and 7.52% from two or more races. 34.17% of the population were Hispanic or Latino of any race."
That was in 2000. My neighborhood is VERY Latino - step into the local supermarket and you'd think you were in Mexico.
If I was racist, why would I live in a place where 2/3 of the population are people of color? Hell, a black chick I work with says even she is surprised by how small the white population is there.
PS - This is how Caul gets away with throwing the word 'nigger' around.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Quebec#Visible_minorities
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:02:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:29:42 EST (#)
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"A married couple in their thirties, living in Philadelphia, and struggling with everyday adult angst."
Ummmmmmm "The Odd Couple"???
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:01:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:20:23 EST (#)
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http://www2.ubersite.com/m/113787
hahahahahahahhahahahahh *dies*
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At least I can feel emotion, Caul. All someone has to do is read through your old posts/comments where you talk about relationships or pets and see that you are one step away from being an antisocial sociopath.
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Common characteristics of people with antisocial personality disorder include:
Tendency to violate the rights and boundaries of others (property, physical, sexual, emotional, legal)
Substance abuse
Aggressive, often violent behavior; prone to getting involved in fights
A persistent agitated or depressed feeling (dysphoria)
Inability to tolerate boredom
A childhood diagnosis of conduct disorders - this is not a symptom but "a history of"
Lack of remorse for hurting others
Superficial charm
Impulsiveness
A sense of extreme entitlement
Inability to make or keep friends
Lack of remorse
Recklessness, impulsivity
People with a diagnosis of antisocial personality disorder often experience difficulties with authority figures.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:00:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:04:04 EST (#)
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Crystle takes the round.
NAME THAT TV SHOW, ANSWER THE SECOND:
"The cases of a coroner who investigates suspicious deaths that usually suggest murder."
What is "The Flying Nun"???
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:48:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:37:11 EST (#)
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I just left hayward!
yes, there are alot of parks there.. have you been to Chabot yet?
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Yup. I really love Garin. It's practically empty, and 5 mins from me. Every weekend now I go for a drive and check these places out. The shoreline is nice too. Look at a google sat image and you thinks its all warehouses, get down there and its a whole different story.
http://www.ebparks.org/parks
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:48:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:40:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:17:29 EST (#)
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i just did a quick check up of sqft pricing in that area and it isn't that bad.
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No, it isn't bad at all. Now check San Francisco. You'll see why people blow out of the city when they can. The prices are insane.
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don't change the subject you racist cat fucker.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:40:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:36:25 EST (#)
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It would only be a shithole in the eyes of an elitist like Caul, who acts worldly but would crap in his pants if he lived where I live.
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i would crap my pants if i lived anywhere on this planet and beyond if i lived with four cats.
and by "crap my pants", i mean "kill myself"
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:40:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:17:29 EST (#)
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i just did a quick check up of sqft pricing in that area and it isn't that bad.
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No, it isn't bad at all. Now check San Francisco. You'll see why people blow out of the city when they can. The prices are insane.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:38:08 EST (#)
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part of Hayward really are shitty, but some parts are beautiful, and it's still pricy compared to the midwest in the shitty areas.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:37:11 EST (#)
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I just left hayward!
yes, there are alot of parks there.. have you been to Chabot yet?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:36:25 EST (#)
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Crystle, I'm in Hayward. I was in a condo in SF for 15 years or so, now I'm paying half what I was paying for twice the space. I'm also about 5 to 10 minutes from the train and literally any shopping I need, a fluke that worked out in my favor. It would only be a shithole in the eyes of an elitist like Caul, who acts worldly but would crap in his pants if he lived where I live.
Seems like every time I go for another weekend drive I discover another regional park I didn't know about, which is cool.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:35:10 EST (#)
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The greatest love story ever told
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:33:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:29:42 EST (#)
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"A married couple in their thirties, living in Philadelphia, and struggling with everyday adult angst."
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the movie about gay aids!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:31:49 EST (#)
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thirtysomething.
I actually remember watching a bit of that one.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:29:42 EST (#)
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"A married couple in their thirties, living in Philadelphia, and struggling with everyday adult angst."
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:20:23 EST (#)
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http://www2.ubersite.com/m/113787
hahahahahahahhahahahahh *dies*
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:19:53 EST (#)
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one day at a time
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:19:16 EST (#)
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hmmm... I was under the impression that he didn't live around there, just drove his new toy around there.
there are microcosmes here... I believe from what I've picked up he lives south of there..but still East Bay.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"This sitcom follows recently divorced mother and her two teenage daughters as they start a new life together in Indianapolis."
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
bonus: Equus
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Link me?
Also, prices are astronomical, even in the shitty areas.
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if you want: http://www2.ubersite.com/m/109157
i just did a quick check up of sqft pricing in that area and it isn't that bad.
even if it was, WHO CARES? HE OWNS FOUR FUCKING CATS!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
St. Elsewhere
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ROUND THREE:
"The lives and work of the staff of St. Eligius Hospital, a old and disrespected Boston teaching hospital."
PS: What you do behind an animal is your own business, Caul. If you want to consider it a party, swell, but don't expect me to get into your fantasies you sick freak.
Here's a bonus round, just for you:
"A psychiatrist, Martin Dysart, investigates the savage blinding of six horses with a metal spike in a stable in Hampshire, England."
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey Orgasmo, why don't we play Pin the tail on the Donkey? i'll bring the birthday hats and deli-5!
stfu.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Crystle takes the round.
NAME THAT TV SHOW, ANSWER THE SECOND:
"The cases of a coroner who investigates suspicious deaths that usually suggest murder."
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Quincey
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
quincy M.E.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Link me?
Also, prices are astronomical, even in the shitty areas.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:01:07 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Caul - check out the real estate values around here before you laugh at that...
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jack posted a map of the area where he lives and according to a few people, it's a shithole.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Crystle takes the round.
NAME THAT TV SHOW, ANSWER THE SECOND:
"The cases of a coroner who investigates suspicious deaths that usually suggest murder."
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:01:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lol my favorite part is the "2 baths", as if he's some sort of head of the household, and he gets his own bathroom, while the poor cats have to share the other one.
It must be hell for those cats to get ready in the morning!
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
i'm in tears :°)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:01:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What was the show about a blind insurance investigator who studied martial arts?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Caul - check out the real estate values around here before you laugh at that...
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jack posted a map of the area where he lives and according to a few people, it's a shithole.
who cares if he bought Oprah's mansion?
he's talking like he's Hugh Hefner..."yes, my pussies sure lead the good life"
lmao
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:59:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jack reminds me of those guys who braid Real Dolls and try to rationalize their bizarre fetishes.
"i have a large loft, well fenestrated with plenty of rooms for my dolls! they even have a room to exercise! ;D yes, life is good"
kill yourself, kitty fiddler.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lol my favorite part is the "2 baths", as if he's some sort of head of the household, and he gets his own bathroom, while the poor cats have to share the other one.
It must be hell for those cats to get ready in the morning!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Caul - check out the real estate values around here before you laugh at that...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
2 bedrooms, 2 baths, spacious livingroom/dining room and a nice screened-in porch = plenty of room for me and the cats. 4 ain't that bad, and all of them are rescues of one kind or another, so I feel pretty good about giving them a good life.
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RAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
you are quite da pimp!
rofl!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummmm, what is "Mannix"?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
cagney and lacey..
what do I win?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's time to play "Name That TV Show Based Off of IMDB's Shitty Plot Description™" -- the play-at-anywhere game that's sweeping Wisconsin, Alberta and eastern Mumbai. Gladiators, ready? Sluts, ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:
Two female police detectives cooperate with each other both in their professions and in their personal lives.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the word nigger has become pretty rubbish btw.
everybody uses it.
LOL 4 CATS!
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Really?
Come down to Oakland then, and stand on a street corner using it, white boy. We can get joedaddy to find a comfortable spot nearby and act as impartial observer. If you survive the day I'll reimburse you for your flight.
2 bedrooms, 2 baths, spacious livingroom/dining room and a nice screened-in porch = plenty of room for me and the cats. 4 ain't that bad, and all of them are rescues of one kind or another, so I feel pretty good about giving them a good life.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
schlemeil, schlemozzle, Hahsenfeffer Incorporated...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can we at least maybe move away from The Bob Newhart Show and instead reference Newhart?
I'm sure namedropping Larry, Darryl and Darryl will catch someone's eye.
Great now I'm thinking about Julia Duffy and batch. And hey, so are you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jack- Just because no one- with the exception of you and I - got my "Newhart" reference-review doesn't mean that it wasn't 100% accurate and kind of comical.
It just means that Uber is full of retards. YOUNG retards.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the word nigger has become pretty rubbish btw.
everybody uses it.
at least i don't build bizarre rationals about x group and firmly believe in them like you do, jack.
shall i quote your numerous calls for the nuclear bombings of "arabs"? but hey, at least you didn't call them towel heads, right?
in fact, i prefer to see someone utter slurs, which is usually an emotional reaction, than seeing uneducated morons like yourself calmly and serious as hell spewing fallacies about those dem joos or whoever is fashionable to hate nowadays.
jack maccallum, king of post hoc ergo propter hoc.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 15:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
says a racist 'man' who owns twenty cats.
(1) Who uses the word 'nigger' in every other post?
(2) Divide by 5.
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LOL 4 CATS!
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-02-19 15:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 15:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
says a racist 'man' who owns twenty cats.
(1) Who uses the word 'nigger' in every other post?
(2) Divide by 5.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-19 15:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
It's nowhere near that bad. It's just really annoying some days. Like having an open forum of gape-mouthed retards and pretentious pricks.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul says I can GET blowjobs from guys and not be gay. """
i never said that. i only said there is such a thing as being bi and you and jaypeg (lol, dreamteam!) blew a gasket.
But then he is kind of dysfucntional."""
says a racist 'man' who owns twenty cats.
where is that post in which jack talks about his alcoolic mother that he said he's glad she died?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:24:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:55:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PAGING DOCTOR ROBERT HARTLEY...DR. HARTLEY, PLEASE COME RETURN TO YOUR OFFICE. SOME JAGOFF NAMED KAOS-KING NEEDS A SESSION ON THE COUCH."
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I guess we better fire up the Time Tunnel so the younger 75% of Uber can take a trip three decades back and 'get' that reference.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:19:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:59:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Circe earned herself a complementary tonguing-out after that lengthy, brutal review.
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Circe has given me reviews that left me feeling like she had just butt-fucked me with a cactus strap-on. My first reaction would always be the usual !diecuntdiecuntdie! but after I cooled off I'd realize she was usually right on target. That's not easy to admit, either.
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A good man admits when someone's got him pegged.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:15:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was recently anointed "The World's Biggest Fag Hag" by an acquaintance of mine. I don't know why I wanted to share that.
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Technically, I'd likely earn a similar title, except that most of my close gay friends, male or female, are far from flamboyant. It would usually take a little while before people would guess.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
diss-fuckn-shun-ull. Now that's a typo.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul says I can GET blowjobs from guys and not be gay.
But then he is kind of dysfucntional.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:12:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah, dude, I don't want to do anything to a guy's body. That's queer shit, man. Just trying to keep the post alive. Been a while since there was any good bickering here.
Course if you just blew me that wouldn't make me gay, right?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was recently anointed "The World's Biggest Fag Hag" by an acquaintance of mine. I don't know why I wanted to share that.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:59:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Circe earned herself a complementary tonguing-out after that lengthy, brutal review.
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Circe has given me reviews that left me feeling like she had just butt-fucked me with a cactus strap-on. My first reaction would always be the usual !diecuntdiecuntdie! but after I cooled off I'd realize she was usually right on target. That's not easy to admit, either.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, jack, you cracked a grin out of me with that. good show.
wanna fuck?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:02:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i keep writing things in response to jack but then deleting them because it's no fun to have a fight when your stockpile of ammo is so much greater than what the enemy has
:(
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Why do you want to fight? What did I do to you?
I guess it's true that gay men ARE more sensitive. Sorry, man.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:59:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Circe earned herself a complementary tonguing-out after that lengthy, brutal review.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i keep writing things in response to jack but then deleting them because it's no fun to have a fight when your stockpile of ammo is so much greater than what the enemy has
:(
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:54:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We had the lightest sprinkle of rain here earlier. I mean, I've been pissed on harder than that. Hell, I've pissed on MYSELF harder than that.*
Yet some prissy looking guy just walked by my desk complaining about how he got rained on while he took his recycling to the curb. Jesus, we're becoming a nation of pansy weaklings.
Not that I'm implying scourge is weak. If he's the gay one. Or not. Still can't remember.
*You know, when you wake up with a piss hard on and get in the shower and try to see if you can piss over your own head. You guys have done that, right? Right?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is scourge the one who's gay? I'm not making any judgements, just curious. I can't remember who the gay one is.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lisa's right. you write like shit. it's alawys the same gothic clichés.
just because you wrote a book, doesn't make you a writer.
just like composing a punk song in 5 minutes doesn't make me beethoven.
i found the cure for depression btw...
...kill urself.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
moo me
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that is correct jeanneee
make me laugh
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
sorry, just didn't think this was that good.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I see I'm not the only one who's bored.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
they're camping at your mom's house.
OOOOH BURN!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where's everyone camping right now? I'm so bored. Someone please help me before I'm forced to do actual work. That would be the biggest bummer ever.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:12:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PS. You aren't that good at writing, and that's not me being mean, it's just pure honesty. You make more spelling and grammar errors than most of the people here. When I read your stuff it feels like I'm grading a sixth grader's creative writing essay. You should take a step down from your pedestal, look at yourself realistically, and be glad there is a place where you can post your mediocre writing and have people suck your dick for it.
I'm glad there is a place where I can post pictures of my average self when I am bored and watch fifty people go apeshit!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm sorry for an negativity i've show towards you in the past.
you are a good person and people like you and I should in no way try to negate that.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:02:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
forgot this, too:
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-05-15 02:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
my spot in this opinion is ridiculous. ive been here for a year, ive posted over 200 posts, i am no "young up and comer" 6 months ago maybe, but not anymore. and theres nothing surprisingly good about my writing, its just good thats all. ive posted a shitload of quality articles, and i have 2 BAW posts (i should have at least one more). i am one of the quality writers on this site, not lately, granted, but the fact remains.
have you been paying attention?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and dont tell me about big boy pants, noob.
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forgot to 'hahahaha' at this part
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge, i may often be a tool on this site, but i dont suck dick. if someone writes something shitty, ill tell them, no matter who it is. circe just happens to have a higher strike rate then most of decent posts.
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fair enough. i'd have to agree actually.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who would you have to condescend to if we weren't here?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kaos, I've just been reading up on Booksurge. Fuck me, I'm clueless. Hadn't heard of it. I'm going with them of my next novel. Fair price and good exposure. Xlibris is gonna price itself out of business.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
They're not MY favorites.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LMAO at all the internet flexing going on here. I love Ubersite. You guys are my FAVORITE.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-19 04:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ghola rates kaos-king (user info) 420 on 315 = 1.33
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i had no idea i'd rated him so well.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge, i may often be a tool on this site, but i dont suck dick. if someone writes something shitty, ill tell them, no matter who it is. circe just happens to have a higher strike rate then most of decent posts.
and dont tell me about big boy pants, noob.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:16:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You spelled "entertained" wrong.
Made you look.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not saying that circe has a dick of course.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-19 02:11:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Circe, I welcome honest crits from users like Scourge & Ghola. If I deserve it, blast me.
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hahahahaha, 'honest' crits. you can also read that as 'people who treat me nice'.
if you cant take the hecklers, then get the fuck off the stage, kramer.
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ummm...ask kaos here how 'nice' i am to him on uber.
also, you suck circe's dick in the same way that bubba sucks kaos and jacks, so don't get to feeling that you're ready for big boy pants quite yet, fella.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-19 07:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lol pwned
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-02-19 06:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-19 02:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you published, self or otherwise?
___________
Yes, but that's so utterly not the fucking point. I never mentioned his status as self-published, so bringing that up is.. kind of lame.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-19 04:29:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
put the anal beads back around you neck.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-19 04:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, ok if you want to go into it - he brought up ghola in a response, and so circe continued the use of that individual. i dont think you should have read into it as much as you did.
and im not going to get into a discussion about which individuals who write on this site are better than whom, though i will say i find bickerstaff to fairly derivative of the type of writing found in graphic novels, whereas i think circe is a lot more original.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-19 04:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ghola rates kaos-king (user info) 420 on 315 = 1.33
kaos-king rates kaos-king (user info) 405 on 228 = 1.78
still think that bubba?
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-02-19 03:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He is, however, much better than the great majority of the shit found here.
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that's your opinion bubba. remember what you were saying to circe earlier about them.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-19 03:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-19 02:13:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
uh, bubba, she was using ghola as an example because its clearly someone kaos respects, therefore putting her point into terms that are most open to being understood and respected.
i dont think circe is bickerstaff either. bickerstaff isnt that good.
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Id,I disagree on several points. I don't believe Kaos thinks highly of Ghola. In fact, I believe he thinks she sucks. Also, Bickerstaff is excellent, if only due to the fact that he is different. I think you are saying that Circe is great and Bickerstaff isn't, which is wrong.
Kaos is not a Stephen King, and I think he would agree with that assessment. He is, however, much better than the great majority of the shit found here.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-19 02:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"...a +2 because they aren't buyist."
Oh Perks, how deliciously appropriate.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-19 02:13:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
uh, bubba, she was using ghola as an example because its clearly someone kaos respects, therefore putting her point into terms that are most open to being understood and respected.
i dont think circe is bickerstaff either. bickerstaff isnt that good.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-19 02:11:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Circe, I welcome honest crits from users like Scourge & Ghola. If I deserve it, blast me.
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hahahahaha, 'honest' crits. you can also read that as 'people who treat me nice'.
if you cant take the hecklers, then get the fuck off the stage, kramer.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-19 02:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:02:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You remind me of those people on Idol or whatever the fuck stupid talent show you want to name...
Judge who knows something: You're awful.
Contestant: You don't know what you're talking about! I'm awesome!
I'm sorry, but the reason a lot of people don't read/review your fiction is that you're not very good. You're just not. You're derivative, unimaginative, your grammar and spelling are atrocious, you lack complexity and subtlety, you have no feel for language, and the stuff you DO get right, once in a long, long, long while, is ruined by you hacking at it with the blunt and rusty weapon of ineptitude. Your 'work' is colored by self-congratulation and the gratuitous sex-and-gore fantasy that is the staple of lonely adolescents who read too much horror.
The key difference between you and Ghola when it comes to writing is that her stuff contains these occasional and yet wholly genuine flashes of ability... a certain turn of phrase, the slightly dreamlike quality of her vignettes. Any flashes in your work are simply the reflected light of the good writers you mimic with such deluded enthusiasm.
If you work hard on the simple tools of writing, the basics like grammar and vocabulary, and pare things down to the bare bones and then rebuild them while keeping in mind the STORY as opposed to how much blood and fantasy you can cram into them, then you might achieve adequacy... but true, effortless talent will forever be beyond you.
Now you tell me that "You don't even know me, you don't know what you're talking about, all my friends think I'm great" and carry on cluttering up the internet with seen-it-a-hundred-times pap.
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This from the woman who whined because I -2ed one of her posts. The bathroom wall says Circe is Bickerstaff, but I doubt that seriously.
Are you published, self or otherwise? Opinions are like...
PS: If Ghola is the be-all-end-all of fiction, I want someone to poke out my eyes so I may never read again. . . .. . .. . . . .
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-19 02:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-19 01:24:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uber is what you make it.
___________________
Yep. Like having 4 posts under 2 accounts in a row on Most Heated...
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You're PerkMan!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-19 01:55:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-19 01:24:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:25:37 EST (#)
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Uber is what you make it.
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Yep. Like having 4 posts under 2 accounts in a row on Most Heated...
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I honestly feel sorry for you if that's your idea of success and time well spent.
Damn, that's pathetic
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-19 01:48:55 EST (#)
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Don't get me wrong I like you fat kid. But damn! you really do whine like a little bitch.
Hey, I write and they hate it. The people that hate Perkman are always going to give me a -2 or be quick to.
What makes me smile is when I write a post or some litrature that is so good and so well versed that they look past it and give me a -1 or else a 0 or sometimes a 2. It mean's my talent has by passed the hate these people have for some person they have in there head.
They think I'm a person I'm not. But I'm here to write and not bitch about it. I like to write story/screen plays.
I can tell when someone just blatantly just give me a -2 to. But there are users who see my work and give me a +2 because they aren't buyist.
At the end you got to either pick up your ball and go home or else deal with the assholes.
You are really fucking sounding like a whiney, little bitch artist. Are you going to cut yourself after reading this? God fatboy let it go.
I like your writing. I just think it's the same gothic,witch, rape, death tragic I want to be artistic deep shit that just sucks to me.
The shit and the people you write for are the losers who have fantasies of rape, and cutting themselves or some weird lame shit. Your like for the My chemical Romance kids.
Once again I think your a good writer. But fuck broaden your horizon's. Why don't you write about I don't Dads, or sports, or regular people. I know they aren't cool in your head but try it out.
The gore shit is just so damn lame.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-19 01:24:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:25:37 EST (#)
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Uber is what you make it.
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Yep. Like having 4 posts under 2 accounts in a row on Most Heated...
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-19 01:15:40 EST (#)
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I just can't believe you lashed out so hard at your critics on a post like this.
If you're going to pick a fight, maintain you are a serious writer and say everyone's got it out for you, at least do it on a post that doesn't revolve around a description of someone getting anally violated. How classy is that?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:45:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:39:32 EST (#)
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Wow. You're a fucking moron. Go play in traffic.
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Nobody cares...
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:42:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:37:00 EST (#)
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I could go on and say more, try to prove various points... but none of it matters.
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Now THAT's, what I call progress!
good dog
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:39:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-18 16:15:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-18 16:12:11 EST (#)
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What the hell are you talking about? Serious writing is rarely "blasted" off the front page.
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How the hell would you even know, you fucking n00b?
You've been here, what? A month???
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
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Wow. You're a fucking moron. Go play in traffic.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:37:00 EST (#)
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Circe, I welcome honest crits from users like Scourge & Ghola. If I deserve it, blast me.
When Muddy, BubbaEarl and Wildman instantly -2 anything I put on the front page, it's a little different.
I could go on and say more, try to prove various points... but none of it matters.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:32:53 EST (#)
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I've read all of your posts. I keep reading them and cheering you on from the sidelines, quiet-like, hoping for you to improve because it's obvious that you love the subject matter and that makes you at least worth watching.
But you're so convinced of your own ability that you don't try to learn, don't try to improve, don't study the mechanics of writing at all.
And none of this pisses me off. What DOES piss me off, the reason I'm telling you this crap, is that for a while you've been painting yourself as the last bastion of literary righteousness in an unfair world, on a terrible website that OBVIOUSLY only wants shit if they don't like your stuff.
I've posted fiction here. It's been reviewed by people I've never spoken to, so there goes the clique theory.. and after the first couple of times, from which I learned not to suck, I've not been slammed for doing so. It seems to be received pretty well here.
There's something, maybe, to think about... if people are saying your work is shit, slamming it, or ignoring it, read it over. Figure out why. Improve. Don't dismiss them as trolls.. respect their opinion as readers.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:31:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-18 22:14:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-18 20:12:58 EST (#)
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A:I'm not reading all the fucking comments below me.
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Of course not.
Because THEN you might find out what was going on and be informed.
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Informed?
Don't set the bar too high for yourself, you fucking parrot.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:25:37 EST (#)
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Uber is what you make it.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:25:11 EST (#)
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Okay: Fine.
But why, if I am such an untalented hack, does it bother you so much?
You read a handful of my posts and you've decided not only that I suck, but you simply don't like me?
Whatever...
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:21:29 EST (#)
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I love Stephen King to the point of obsession. Horror movies make my heart happy, and Richard Laymon books make my toes curl.. I mean, they're just hot, you know?
Neil Gaiman, Brian Lumley, Joss Whedon is god, I'm the one who started Zombie Movie Friday to force all my friends to fall in love with good ol' George.
If it's horror, fantasy, gore-splattered comics or dark and creepy 'graphic novels', if a whole bunch of people die horribly or are possessed by the ghost beyond the earth, I'm not only there, I've packed a lunch and staked out the best place in front of the stage.
I'm willing to bet money that I've read/watched the same things that you have. That's why I can say you're derivative, and say it with at least a small smear of knowledge.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:14:21 EST (#)
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No Circe, I'm not going to bother disputing you.
You obviously have a set opinion of me and my writing.
The fact that you probably don't like any of the stuff I like/am influenced by is somewhat irrelevant I suppose.
You don't dig it. Other people really do. See, it really doesn't matter in the end...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:05:23 EST (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Circe = Winnar.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:05:14 EST (#)
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TELL THE UBER-NIGGERS TO FUCK OFF, THAT IS WHAT JONNYX ADVISES YOU TO DO
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:02:20 EST (#)
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You remind me of those people on Idol or whatever the fuck stupid talent show you want to name...
Judge who knows something: You're awful.
Contestant: You don't know what you're talking about! I'm awesome!
I'm sorry, but the reason a lot of people don't read/review your fiction is that you're not very good. You're just not. You're derivative, unimaginative, your grammar and spelling are atrocious, you lack complexity and subtlety, you have no feel for language, and the stuff you DO get right, once in a long, long, long while, is ruined by you hacking at it with the blunt and rusty weapon of ineptitude. Your 'work' is colored by self-congratulation and the gratuitous sex-and-gore fantasy that is the staple of lonely adolescents who read too much horror.
The key difference between you and Ghola when it comes to writing is that her stuff contains these occasional and yet wholly genuine flashes of ability... a certain turn of phrase, the slightly dreamlike quality of her vignettes. Any flashes in your work are simply the reflected light of the good writers you mimic with such deluded enthusiasm.
If you work hard on the simple tools of writing, the basics like grammar and vocabulary, and pare things down to the bare bones and then rebuild them while keeping in mind the STORY as opposed to how much blood and fantasy you can cram into them, then you might achieve adequacy... but true, effortless talent will forever be beyond you.
Now you tell me that "You don't even know me, you don't know what you're talking about, all my friends think I'm great" and carry on cluttering up the internet with seen-it-a-hundred-times pap.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-18 23:03:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-18 22:52:54 EST (#)
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"I just know how you feel about indepent/self-publishing."
oh, i dont 'feel' about it at all, i just know its not respected, unless youre already successful in the conventional sense.
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See, everything I'm learning in research tells almost the opposite.
Publishers think you are obviously serious about the craft if you're willing to shell out a few of your own bucks.
There are TONS of indie/self-publishers out there now - thing is, many of them are actually owned by BIGGER Pub Houses.
Hell, amazon just started BookSurge on it's own.
Of course, all the stuff in my 1st & 2nd books have appeared all over the net now, so I really didn't have a choice. They're all short stories, so it's not like I'm real concerned. When I go for a novel, I'll probably switch gears a bit.
Submitted by Adam_Warlock (user info) at 2008-02-18 22:56:04 EST (#)
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this fucking sucked
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-18 22:52:54 EST (#)
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"I just know how you feel about indepent/self-publishing."
oh, i dont 'feel' about it at all, i just know its not respected, unless youre already successful in the conventional sense.
sure we can all sit around in a nice circle, and in between renditions of kumbaya, we can wax lyrical about the 'power of the internet' and how its going to change the inherent unfairness of the whole publishing thing, but really, it doesnt mean shit.
having said that, i sincerely wish you all the best.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-18 22:51:03 EST (#)
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being on the MVA isn't that great. There's no reward or prize, or even any kind of added function to the site other than being able to change your display name. There's no difference between me as a poster before or after MVA; no great change occured that immediately made me a classic beloved old-school user. If it's what you're shooting for, go for it, but it's overrated.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-18 22:20:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-18 22:17:54 EST (#)
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I know you want your hits, but I guess I thought you were above this. Important not to let uber turn you into someone you don't want to be.
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Why bother?
Like they say... "Uber is what you make it."