three-hour camping (1206 hits)
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Submitted by coley (View user info) at 2008-02-19 00:22:39 EST
Sometimes it's good to get out of the house, in the middle of winter. I did two weeks of night shifts last month and, although I was technically working the same amount of hours per day, it seemed to eat up all of my time (what with that pesky "sleep" and all). So, 3 friends and one pseudo-niece of mine and I all packed up and drove up, up in the hills about 10 minutes from my house one evening and roasted marshmallows. In the middle of nowhere. And watched the moonrise.
I was back home in time for a two-hour nap, a 25-minute drive to work, and chai tea at 4 am to keep me kicking while sick people hit their call buttons.
Funny how cameras can't ever adequately capture the beauty of some moments. You should have seen the moonrise..it was like fire over the mountains.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:00:58 EST (#)
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Forget capturing the beauty of some moments...how about capturing the beauty that is your rack???
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-20 13:23:34 EST (#)
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message left miss dunkin donuts.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-02-20 13:10:51 EST (#)
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Looks as cold as my feet currently are.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:43:20 EST (#)
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that rocks.. I need to go camping..
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-20 02:38:21 EST (#)
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*takes notes*
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-20 02:31:54 EST (#)
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I think all you have to do is sneak flowers in to her house when you are there and then it's supposed to be "dating". Smuggle them. Like one, maybe you picked off the neighbor's bush, and stick it in the garbage.
Then you can be like "yeah well she's smart, we're sleeping with each other and only each other for a few months now, and I brought her flowers so yeah, I guess we're dating."
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-20 02:30:24 EST (#)
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No, but I only actually date teh dumbs. I have like 2 month flings with non-dumbs but we never actually say we're dating, we just hang out all of the time and sleep with eachother and nobody else.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-20 02:29:01 EST (#)
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are you trying to say you only choose teh dumbs?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-20 02:22:09 EST (#)
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it's a well known fact that any girl I date that doesn't get rad's ok will end up being no good for me.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-20 02:18:46 EST (#)
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it's a well known fact that if darko dates a girl rad has to sneak into his bed in the wee hours and just say "I've been working late" to an enquiring mrs_rad.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-20 02:06:20 EST (#)
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It's a well know fact that if I date a girl she is teh dumb
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-02-20 01:15:24 EST (#)
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OYE! bloody good
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-20 00:58:33 EST (#)
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I, AM, FROM the future. don't confuse the space-time continuum and your writers strike with my factual observation polly pighead face. go shovel some dirt in your piehole and belt your crude, rudimentary clobbing device against your leathermail. twat.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-20 00:48:46 EST (#)
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The only reason you think you're making "sense", D_R, is because it's tomorrow in Oz and that means you get a full day longer to pay your evil minions to research proper infraweb writings for you....I ain't fallin for it.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-20 00:38:22 EST (#)
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orcs aren't moles moley, they're.....well......they're like bipedal pigs. that is twice this week I've made sense on the internet. I'd be checking the skies for a holy host or something.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-20 00:20:46 EST (#)
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Like duh, D_R...I KNOW animals are people too.
I'm a mole, remember?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-19 22:26:58 EST (#)
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your own little private piece of Mordor, 'eh? Well judging from the pics you're well on your way. Animals are people too moles.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-19 22:17:40 EST (#)
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That's the plan, D_R. I shoulda known your mad robot skillz would foil me again, you rotten kid! I was going to gnaw every tree down like the shovelfaced beavertooth I am, and sharpen each to a point on the remaining rocks of the desolate landscape..roasting endless marshmallows on each single point, consuming them until I grow large and unwieldy and can tromp across continents in single bounds. Which would be necessary, because once those curse-ed icecaps melt, that's some serious puddlejumping to get over to Oz.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-19 22:11:08 EST (#)
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Hey bebe! When you flyin left coast style?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-19 22:11:01 EST (#)
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moley. your hat. you keep up that deforestation campaign you guys are obviously running and everyone will be wearing one. until it gets too hot thanks to your single-handed global warming agenda.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-19 22:05:58 EST (#)
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Hey there, sweetcheeks
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-19 21:49:44 EST (#)
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You so clever, snakeboy.
<3
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-19 21:45:33 EST (#)
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I don't love it and I never will.
Sorry.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-19 21:43:09 EST (#)
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I think the mold they are feeding me is making me crazy.
HAS ANYONE CHECKED OUT THE SUPER AWESOME MICHAEL JACKSON'S 25 YR ANNIVERSARY ALBUM??
It's got Thriller on video, Billie Jean, and something else..and Akon "startin something"?
Tell me you don't love it.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-19 21:40:49 EST (#)
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I don't trust bears, darko. I'd imagine one couldn't even comfortably and routinely menstruate without fearing that the scent would lead them to any hidden cave dwellings one had prepared. There would, however, be rousing song and dance numbers and possibly a large percentage of the clothing donned by the cast would be striped, tight, and/or sailing-related.
EI: I am not seeing you on my list? Phantom removal?? re add please...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-19 21:26:23 EST (#)
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Are you trying to turn this post into a pacific northwest remake of gilligans island? A three hour tour and all that jazz? Would you get stuck in a cave or something? Also, will there be bears?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-19 21:23:22 EST (#)
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I love that hat. It totally deserves its own label.
EI: will do.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-02-19 19:28:59 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/St_Jimmy/l/coolest_hat_ever
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:58:04 EST (#)
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You look cold.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-19 18:25:13 EST (#)
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cool
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-19 15:46:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-19 03:03:01 EST (#)
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Yes, I live in scrubs (and pajamas) these days.
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Well atleast your ass will always look good and grabbable!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-02-19 15:41:14 EST (#)
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coley killed 50 puppies to make that hat!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:03:48 EST (#)
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For pictures so I don't have to read.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:43:30 EST (#)
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Coley drop me a message on fb, im interested by your whole great britain thingy message
oh nice photos, craftily merged together.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:00:38 EST (#)
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If you think mountains are boring, toe, we could never be. I'm sure that very thought makes you weep, as I know I'd be the perfect trophy wife in my oversized hoodie and furry hat.
Sico, these were taken with my roomie's camera, as I destroy all electronic objects smaller than my head by dumping water on them, dumping them in water, or dropping them in all manner of alcoholic beverages (whether or NOT I've been drinking). I'm pretty sure it's a fuckin rad camera, although I don't think it's designed for the type of superawesome self-indulgent narcissistic camwhore action that you're accustomed to. My next camera will be, though. Oh yes.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:50:41 EST (#)
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Swell tits.
I mean hat.
I meant tits.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:39:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:35:49 EST (#)
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Thats very random, looks like fun though.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:12:04 EST (#)
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Hi Coley!!!
Looks like a blast.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:09:56 EST (#)
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I hope you didn't get marshmallow on that hat.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:06:23 EST (#)
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You should take a "three hour tour" of my balls.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-19 09:51:53 EST (#)
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I WISH
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-19 09:24:50 EST (#)
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I've never camped in an area that's been clear-cut twice. Awesome.
-This message brought to you by elitist, outdoorsy, rugged individual wannabe whose former epitaph was Wildman of the Forest. (Of course now, when I'm feeling adventurous, I put lemon AND sugar in my tea.)
Hey Coles...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-19 09:15:00 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:52:27 EST (#)
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On second thought, I suspect that your home is one of the mobile variety, so it could just be that you decided on a spot to hide from the cops, and walked ten minutes from there.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:51:21 EST (#)
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So let's digest this shall we?
You started out at your house, went ten minutes away, and ended up in the middle of nowhere.
Me thinks your house=middle of nowhere.
If you think Oregon is nice, you should try somewhere warm.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:34:38 EST (#)
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did you roast twinkies on a stick?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 07:56:09 EST (#)
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Perhaps if you purchased a camera over 3.1 Megapixels you'd be able to capture that nature a bit more easily. Just a thought.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-19 07:50:28 EST (#)
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Brrrrr!
Hey girl.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-19 06:38:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-19 06:16:40 EST (#)
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You don't have any friends slor
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I'm amazed you even know what the word 'friend' means cumstain.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-19 06:16:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-19 05:03:13 EST (#)
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A friend of mine left to go to Nepal about a month ago, and the one piece of advice I gave him was - DO NOT take pictures of mountains. They're boring and no one wants to look at them.
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You don't have any friends slor
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-19 05:03:13 EST (#)
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A friend of mine left to go to Nepal about a month ago, and the one piece of advice I gave him was - DO NOT take pictures of mountains. They're boring and no one wants to look at them.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-19 03:20:33 EST (#)
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You look very huggable all bundled up like that
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-19 03:04:43 EST (#)
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I must be missing something, because those look like how marshmallows should look.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-19 03:03:01 EST (#)
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I didn't bake them 'mallows, the roomie did. And they were damned good!
Yes, I live in scrubs (and pajamas) these days.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-19 02:55:07 EST (#)
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Do you wear scrubs? I always thought scrubs make bums look good.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-02-19 02:48:45 EST (#)
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You ruined those marshmallows.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-19 02:22:36 EST (#)
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hullo friend.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-19 01:30:57 EST (#)
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Hi slut! :D
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-19 01:20:49 EST (#)
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Whorebag.
:D
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-19 01:02:17 EST (#)
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everyone here has seen the sky before....
uh, i hope
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:56:44 EST (#)
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oh god that's true
nothing drives me to drink like being back around all those people
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:55:36 EST (#)
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because then you would get your desire to drink back in a hurry.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:54:54 EST (#)
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Why do I need to go back to wisco??
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:54:07 EST (#)
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Someone send this girl back to Wisconsin, STAT!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:46:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-19 05:45:32 GMT (#)
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this really freakishly weird thing has happened to me..since it's been quite cold, starting at the end of october and intensifying towards new year's, I have felt an almost COMPLETELY DIMINISHED DESIRE TO DRINK
I'm worried.
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You should be.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:45:32 EST (#)
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this really freakishly weird thing has happened to me..since it's been quite cold, starting at the end of october and intensifying towards new year's, I have felt an almost COMPLETELY DIMINISHED DESIRE TO DRINK
I'm worried.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:43:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-18 21:32:56 PST (#)
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My awesome rack is cleverly and snugly concealed beneath the depths of my awesome scarf, which covers my awesome ten dollar walmart hoodie, which is layered over at least two other layers of awesomely warm shit which unawesomely makes them barely visible. :(
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WELL, HECK, YOU AND YOUR RACK, DRINKING A BEER - THAT'S JUST AUTO +2s, THAT ALL I'M SAYING
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:39:07 EST (#)
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RECTANGLES? TRIANGLES?
PARALLELOGRAMS?
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:37:31 EST (#)
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you live in a pretty place
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:37:05 EST (#)
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Stop laying out your pictures as rectangles. It's shitty.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:36:01 EST (#)
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and I forgot to say I have no idea what you mean about triangles, but in my meager and quarter-assed defense (less than halfassed) I say that I was thinking I had the document or whatever to half size and it would all show up bigger, blah blah anyway the point is people say "OREGON WHATS IN OREGON" well THIS damn you, this is my backyard. Purdy, ain't it?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:32:56 EST (#)
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My awesome rack is cleverly and snugly concealed beneath the depths of my awesome scarf, which covers my awesome ten dollar walmart hoodie, which is layered over at least two other layers of awesomely warm shit which unawesomely makes them barely visible. :(
*I* didn't roast those marshmallows, no sir, it was the roomie! They were quite good though actually...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:31:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-19 05:29:05 GMT (#)
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okay on a less butt-hurt note, HTBS, what would you have suggested?
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They're good pictures, but need a bit of spacing to be appreciated properly, particularly on screen where images have a nasty habit of running together.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:31:55 EST (#)
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ubmitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:29:43 EST (#)
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Are those Marshmellows you're eating???
WTF DID YOU DO TO THEM?!?!?!?
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They're toasted. Like, as if held over a fire, Bubbleboy.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:31:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:26:25 EST (#)
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Good pictures, but shittily laid out.
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He's right. Triangles. Think triangles. Ever see Tri-ominoes? Just like that. All locked in. Triangles.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:30:59 EST (#)
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GEEZ LOUISE, WHY ARE THERE NO PICS OF YOUR AWESOME RACK?????
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:30:23 EST (#)
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I need a freakin' vacation. I can relate.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:29:43 EST (#)
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Are those Marshmellows you're eating???
WTF DID YOU DO TO THEM?!?!?!?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:29:05 EST (#)
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okay on a less butt-hurt note, HTBS, what would you have suggested?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:28:18 EST (#)
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Ooh, HBTS, sorry I didn't try harder with my microsoft paint and my borrowed laptop and my strep throat. I didn't shower today, either.
-2 SITTING IN OWN FILTH
PS darko we have a collection! My roommate and my best girl and I have what, oh five variations on furry earflap hats between us? There's even a montage somewhere of us wearing them and eating klondike bars. You can almost pinpoint the moment where the bars were melting and the brainfreeze set in and we stopped laughing and started lapping up the drippiness with a sense of purpose.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:26:25 EST (#)
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Good pictures, but shittily laid out.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:24:39 EST (#)
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I LOVE THAT HAT
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:24:08 EST (#)
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Nice sky. Wow.