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You Are All Incredibly Stupid (1) (920 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -0.29 on 56 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2008-02-19 08:08:07 EST




Rebus 1.JPG (75 kB)

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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 11:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-20 08:55:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 08:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Uber favor.


Awww... a corn retaliation, how cute!

***

Awww... a sico retaliation, how cute!

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-20 09:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

it's like all of your crappy posts are battling one another for the right to some shitty existence on the front page.

The Battle for Mediocrity Rages On!!!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-20 07:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:12:20 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Please tell me why our son only has one sock on, slut.

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If you bothered to send the maintanence cheque every month I could afford two.
Yeah cheque, not check. Yank.

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-02-20 01:07:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

quite honestly you're notorious for bitching and complaining like a scamp in a sewing circle about lack of content on this site and you spew fucking bullshit like this....for fuck sakes!

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-19 20:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Idiot.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i call it like i see it, kid. you giving a shit means nothing to me.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:14:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks unabonger...I need ratings man and you fed my craving.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

it's at least something different. it'd probably have a higher rating if you didn't post crap so much and weren't such an annoying toolbag.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

1. GTFO
2. GTFO
3. GTFO
4. GTFO
5. GTFO
6. GTFO
7. GTFO
8. GTFO
9. GTFO
...
n. GTFO


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:35:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

the ugly redneck wins!

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


These are actually kinda cool. No offensive imagery or links, no bullshit, just puzzles.

And this is +2-worthy...

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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Joe, truth is truth...that's not hitting below the belt. You want a beej?
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if i knew what a beej was then maybe

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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Joe, a beej is a BJ, or a fucking blow job. Take that rock you live under and throw it far. Join us in the 383rd century.


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

These too tough for you, manimal?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

just because you need to tax your brain to solve grade school puzzles doesn't mean the rest of us are interested in hearing about it.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I would but you are too busy washing your knee pads already.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why don't you suck my dick, Uber All Star?

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

exactly

every time i look at it i go

hmmm... clud?

then i go do something else

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

that partly cloudy one has caused me some distress, not as in "oohh, I can't get it," but as in to properly do that they should include the "y" at the end. The point in doing this is that cloud is a word on its own and in order to make the puzzle solver aware of the content the "y" is needed. It would be a more sound puzzle if it was "c_o_dy" or "cl__dy" or even "cl_u_y" ...you get the point.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

that partly cloudy bullshit is on everyone i've ever done and i still cant remember it

short term memory loss problems
which turns into long term
cause i just cant remember shit anymore

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

#1 is Painless operation. operation - "p" "a" "i" "n" and number six is Shlongy is a 5'6" faggot, but no one really needed a puzzle to hide the obvious -or- partly cloudy.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:05:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

#10: "either way is correct"

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Is number 1 "Partial Operation"?

Probably not...

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 09:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what did 1 and 6 end up being

i lost intrest about an hour ago

but you should really fill us in and not gloat about being the best puzzle solver dude guy thingie
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He's right and it's also worth bearing in mind that the best puzzle solver dude guy thingie was Electro. He could complete Minsweeper on max difficulty in 90 seconds but could never overcome his aversion to yellow food.

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 09:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what did 1 and 6 end up being

i lost intrest about an hour ago

but you should really fill us in and not gloat about being the best puzzle solver dude guy thingie

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-19 09:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 09:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Lostnphound: They are called Rebus puzzles. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebus

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I thank you.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 09:51:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

O...if you'd like the answers I have them. I listed all but 2 or 3 below, but I got them all.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 09:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Lostnphound: They are called Rebus puzzles. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebus

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-19 09:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I got a few, but some are driving me fucking nuts. Alas, another day at work spent on something not work related.

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-19 09:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

how do you go about figuring these out?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 09:46:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I got em' all.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-19 09:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You have a "logo" now?

That's like one of my dogs' big steamy piles of shit having a "logo".

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-02-19 09:27:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

These make me feel stupid

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-19 09:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 09:18:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

pretty sure


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 09:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

10 = one way or the other?

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 09:10:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

already answered 10

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 09:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

1.
2. Excuse me
3. Play in the yard
4. Life after death
5. Crossbow
6.
7. An after thought
8. I'll be there in a minute
9. Torn apart
10.
11. Too big to ignore
12. Easy on the eyes
13. Hitting below the belt
14. Lie in wait.
15. Search high and low.


I have all the answers but I'm trying not to cheat.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:59:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

sadly i dont know if i can get emm all

after talking shit i fall short

some of em i think i got but just cant say for sure

dammit

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm the fucking demon of pretty, Dante. I love life!

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:42:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you really aint easy on the eyes either

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah yeah yeah, i'll be there in a minute

just go play in the yard or something

Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:37:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

If this is some sort of puzzle, I'm not familiar with the format.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:35:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I've gotten all of these except one or two.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

never

i will live here in the year 342 as long as i want too

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Aren't I" wasn't correct there, was it?

Joe, a beej is a BJ, or a fucking blow job. Take that rock you live under and throw it far. Join us in the 383rd century.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Joe, truth is truth...that's not hitting below the belt. You want a beej?
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if i knew what a beej was then maybe

a beer on the other hand would be much appreciated

and the answer of wether or not there is life after death
dont really care
just be nice ta know

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

By girls only, do you mean "lick flat-dick" gym? I imagine you girls all soap each other up and scissor in the hot tub, letting the jets smack your ooopz spot...I'm right, aren't I?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

These are the sorts of things they hang on the wall at my girls-only gym.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Joe, truth is truth...that's not hitting below the belt. You want a beej?

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:24:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i dont know which way to go on this

i mean
im kinda torn in half

excuse me

but i might have to hit below the belt

and say that yous a fag

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

They will get harder. If you noticed, there is a 1 up there. They will gradually get harder and fuck your brain up until it is nothing but a liquid filled void, much like orphelia's brain....and vagina.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I enjoy these

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

just as

an after thought

i figured i'd mention that these ones are some of the more simple ones i've ever seen

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is it Jesus?

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:19:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

no

i refuse to play these games with you

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Play games elsewhere simple*nameomitted*


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