The story of my life (748 hits)
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Submitted by Joe<socialist_joe.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-02-19 10:49:51 EST
i woke up this morning
drank a beer
smoked a ciggy
fat ass party bowl
and thats all i can remember
i dont know why i cant remember anything
maybe i need some of these
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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:14:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-21 04:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really like you. Your comments are very intelligent.
Opposites attract.
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not bad for a highschool dropout eh?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-21 04:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really like you. Your comments are very intelligent.
Opposites attract.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-20 20:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
John McCain was schtupping a lobbyist during his 2000 run for President!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
President Obama baby!
+2s all around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In related news, Bill Clinton urges no "rush to judgment" and Mike Huckabee says "PRAISE JEEEEEEBUS!!!"
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-20 07:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I never implied that you said life was unfair.
I just assumed it was for you based on your pathetic posts.
Have a +2 anyways. I am not a total ass such as yourself.
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe if you didn't suck at life so much it wouldn't be so unfair.
maybe you didnt implie that i said it
but you said it in general
and we all know it is
so who cares
who said anything was supposed fair
you just aint got a sense of humour
diss me and give me a +2 that isnt an asshole move at all
and for the record
i am an ass
i am a douche
i am a bastard
or anything else you could think ta call me
but when it comes from you
it dunt hold much weight
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-20 08:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Pffft
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-20 07:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I never implied that you said life was unfair.
I just assumed it was for you based on your pathetic posts.
Have a +2 anyways. I am not a total ass such as yourself.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-20 06:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe if you didn't suck at life so much it wouldn't be so unfair.
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o booo hooo
life is so unfair
what a crock of shit
when did i say that?
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:10:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Word.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2008-02-19 17:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
same here but this was a vacation day
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:28:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you're gross
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-19 16:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've been peed on =D
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-19 15:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-19 14:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe if you didn't suck at life so much it wouldn't be so unfair.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:58:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
u woke up this morning
failed at life
did nothing to further your future
logged on to this site
posted a terrible post
sucked more than Method's Mom last weekend
maybe you need to go away for a long time
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sucks to be you
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
woke up
got outta bed
dragged a comb across ma head
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck at life.
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we have gone over this before
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114827
i mean i already said i sucked at life
but i am good in bed
who'd of thunk
no skills
no good atributes
had to be good at something
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck at life.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i know detroit but i cant help but put an e at the end of it
inside joke
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if i could give it a plus 3 i would
much better life story than mine
less smoking but more wanking, and it had guns, and brauds
it was a classic for the ages
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, if you're from D-Town you should know how to spell it.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A time ago I found myself lost while touring the great wine regions of Italy in a rental car, so I pulled over briefly to ask for directions. Before I could get back to the car, however, I was approached by a dark Italian man with a gun in his right hand and a beautiful woman on his left arm.
"uhh..." I stammered, "what do you want? Please don't hurt me..."
"I want you to masturbate." he told me threateningly.
I was stunned, and didn't quite know how to respond. Upon my hesitation he pressed the gun into my side. "Do it!"
So I started masturbating, what else was I supposed to do? A few seconds of embarrassment to save my life seemed like a fair trade.
When I was finished, the Italian nodded his head. "Good. Now masturbate again."
"What?"
Again I felt the pain of the barrel pressed into my side. I started up again. It took considerably more effort than the first time, but I was able to finish the job.
"Very Good. Now do it AGAIN" he hissed.
Although it seemed like forever, and by this time I was red and chaffed and sore; I was able to eventually finish the job. When I was done the Italian man looked satisfied.
"Good. Now drive my sister to Palermo."
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if detroite was in england i might qualify
but for some reason i dont think they will let a yank in
damn my great gandfather for leaveing and going to canada
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:45:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Other way round, Joe. However you MIGHT become eligable for the super secret British (except C1ndy) auto +2 pact.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:44:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We must all rate according to a lengthly process of evaluating all the elements of a post. We'd never rate according to arbitrary whimsy.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont know who he is either
and im glad you are finaly coming around to my idiocy
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're alright Joe. You remind me of Apollo before he got all American.
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so if i became unamerican i would lose my glow?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:38:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont know who LTap is, but I do know that I need more coffee.
Congratulations on such a stellar post!
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it not cool to -2 you? I'm sorry.
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it usta be cool to hate on me
but now that ltap does, well he just ruined it for everyone
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it not cool to -2 you? I'm sorry.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're alright Joe. You remind me of Apollo before he got all American.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont do it very often
Everything you ever wanted to know about Ltap
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but come on if your gunna tell me to fuck off
at least have redeeming values yourself
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:13:02 EST (#)
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Fuck off.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:10:26 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:03:01 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:03:00 EST (#)
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i wish
i wonder how i would go about doing that
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:01:00 EST (#)
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Are you a ward of the federal government?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:59:00 EST (#)
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