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Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2008-02-20 12:25:06 EST
I saw my bro at the beach and the first thing he did was yank it out.
"Jesus, bro, that ain't right."
"I know, man."
"It's green"
"Yeah, well, if you think this is bad you should see the other guy's"
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Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-03-20 11:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-20 10:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haha
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-02-22 17:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My sister and I aren't this close.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-22 10:07:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
file name
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-02-21 01:27:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Echoes of a young Steinbeck etc
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-20 19:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
John McCain was schtupping a lobbyist during his 2000 run for President!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
President Obama baby!
+2s all around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In related news, Bill Clinton urges no "rush to judgment."
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-20 18:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it true?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-20 13:34:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck off and die. Whens this Uber meet?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-20 13:33:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think if you take out the final apostrophe....this story has a whole new meaning
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-20 13:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-20 18:30:49 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-20 18:18:35 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Considering we've lost about 11 players over the last two seasons, you probably would. To be honest though, that really doesn't say much and at the end of the day, it's still Bristol.
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Bristol City FFS!! Hate it when people just call us Bristol.
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Vagina - Sand - Gay acronym = Less gay comment.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-20 13:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-20 18:18:35 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Considering we've lost about 11 players over the last two seasons, you probably would. To be honest though, that really doesn't say much and at the end of the day, it's still Bristol.
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Bristol City FFS!! Hate it when people just call us Bristol.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-20 13:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All but two of the words in this story are monosyllabic.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-02-20 13:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-20 13:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-20 18:20:58 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-20 18:18:35 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
They're just shit. Man U are the side with all the homos, though I hear they sold a lot of them to Bristol City.
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Im sure we would beat your team of bum lickers!
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Considering we've lost about 11 players over the last two seasons, you probably would. To be honest though, that really doesn't say much and at the end of the day, it's still Bristol.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-20 13:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-20 18:18:35 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
They're just shit. Man U are the side with all the homos, though I hear they sold a lot of them to Bristol City.
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Im sure we would beat your team of bum lickers!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-20 13:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you Hurty. Man U are the fucking best ever.
(Checks for info on Wiki)
This post is awesome!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-20 13:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-20 18:16:25 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-20 18:09:11 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit. Gay to boot.
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Kilmarnock first team?
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They're just shit. Man U are the side with all the homos, though I hear they sold a lot of them to Bristol City.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-20 13:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-20 18:09:11 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit. Gay to boot.
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Kilmarnock first team?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-20 13:09:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit. Gay to boot.
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2008-02-20 13:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't know what everyone is getting all wet over.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<strangely aroused>
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:53:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:51:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
short and to the point. i'm sure you could have deleted another word or two and made it even better, but i'm not going to nit pick.
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Funny you should say that. In the original draft I hadn't included the "if you think this is bad" clause. In hindsight, I probably should have redacted the addition.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Truth in advertising.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
short and to the point. i'm sure you could have deleted another word or two and made it even better, but i'm not going to nit pick.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1150126945507519898/1/whale%20penii%20make%20me%20randy.jpg
This is my review of the day.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Horray!