What the hell is HOLYSHITGETITAWAYFROMME! (1817 hits)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (View user info) at 2008-02-20 14:31:14 EST
http://www.hemmy.net/2007/09/23/giant-coconut-and-alaskan-king-crabs/
"The coconut crab and Alaskan king crab are some of the largest crabs in the world.
The coconut crab is the world's largest terrestial arthropod and is known for its ability to crack coconuts with its pincers. They can weigh up to 4kg (Some reports claim up to 17kg) and leg span of 1m. It is eaten by the Pacific islanders and is considered a delicacy with a taste similar to lobster and crabmeat. A coconut crab will attack if it is threatened.
The Alaskan king crab are crustaceans chiefly found in cold seas. Their weight varies from 2 to 4kg (some species such as the blue king crab sometimes exceeds 8kg). Alaskan crab fishing is one of the United States' most dangerous jobs albeit the good payout on a successful catch. Over 80% of these deaths are caused by drowning or hypothermia."
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-02-22 15:28:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-21 09:12:38 EST (#)
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it says tit in the title.
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Yes. Yes it does.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-02-22 04:35:37 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-02-21 17:20:03 EST (#)
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monstrous.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:59:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-21 06:04:12 PST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-20 18:11:27 EST (#)
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That thing is so nasty.
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I read that really quickly and thought you said "That thing is so tasty."
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Haha, not quite. I mean, I'm sure it is, but I'd be okay if I lived my whole life without finding out.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-02-21 13:57:39 EST (#)
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my first thought on the first picture on the link was 'I'd hit it'
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-21 09:12:38 EST (#)
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it says tit in the title.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-21 09:04:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-20 18:11:27 EST (#)
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That thing is so nasty.
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I read that really quickly and thought you said "That thing is so tasty."
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 08:49:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 08:35:36 EST (#)
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eh?
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Aww bless you and your little cotton socks.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-21 08:43:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:00:08 CST (#)
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from an evolutionary standpoint, crabs and spiders aren't too far off. they're both members of arthopod-whatever, and you can imagine someone from another planet seeing a crab as a large spider.
yet for some reason, spiders are gross and scary, and crabs are delicious and tasty. wtf?
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Actually I've heard that some larger species of spiders are a delicacy in parts of eastern Asia, much like grasshopper or ants.
Although I think I would always have a deep-seated concern that I'd be eating a female spider, and it would inadvertently spring to life in my stomach, lay a sac of eggs, and then the baby spiders would burst out of me a month later ala "Alien."
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 08:35:36 EST (#)
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eh?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 07:39:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 07:31:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 04:27:28 PST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 07:17:05 EST (#)
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tra la la la la
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wobble wobble
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Oh, I see how it is!
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I very much doubt that. Although I'd be willing to bet an oral examination from a dentist who can sense the world only through her tongue would be a real grand day out.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 07:31:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 04:27:28 PST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 07:17:05 EST (#)
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I must be really thick then, Sir Berty. They're not that funny to me.
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Nevermind Emily. We all have things we're good at and things we are bad at. You, clearly, are blind but have excellent taste in men.
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Oh, I see how it is!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 07:27:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 07:17:05 EST (#)
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I must be really thick then, Sir Berty. They're not that funny to me.
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Nevermind Emily. We all have things we're good at and things we are bad at. You, clearly, are blind but have excellent taste in men.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 07:17:05 EST (#)
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I must be really thick then, Sir Berty. They're not that funny to me.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 07:12:06 EST (#)
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I mean he says that spiders aren't real BUT THEY ARE!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 07:11:31 EST (#)
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My God Emily! That is one of the funniest strips on THE WHOLE INTERNET!
http://www.south20th.com/index.php?date=2008-02-03
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 06:27:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 02:48:57 PST (#)
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http://www.mitchclem.com/mystupidlife/19/
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I don't get it, Bertalicious. I'm sorry, it's not funny.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 05:48:57 EST (#)
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http://www.mitchclem.com/mystupidlife/19/
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 05:16:10 EST (#)
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Those pictures are beautiful. That red crab being held up by that Greenpeace joker is staggering.
Submitted by Gravity_Purple (user info) at 2008-02-20 23:43:54 EST (#)
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I actually screamed when I was looking through the other photos on the link. Apparently I have a fear of crustaceans that I was previously unaware of...
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-20 22:47:38 EST (#)
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Anything that has no interior skeleton and is completely liquid on the inside until you cook it enough to make it congeal is fucking disgusting and inedible to me. Except shrimp.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-02-20 20:09:14 EST (#)
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looks like a spider and some sort of alien fucked.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-20 19:51:55 EST (#)
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John McCain was schtupping a lobbyist during his 2000 run for President!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
President Obama baby!
+2s all around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In related news, Bill Clinton urges no "rush to judgment."
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-20 19:07:24 EST (#)
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Nothing like nipples.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-20 18:57:01 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-20 18:11:27 EST (#)
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That thing is so nasty.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-20 18:01:08 EST (#)
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http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?CanhasCheezbur128480219539218750.jpg
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-02-20 18:00:08 EST (#)
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from an evolutionary standpoint, crabs and spiders aren't too far off. they're both members of arthopod-whatever, and you can imagine someone from another planet seeing a crab as a large spider.
yet for some reason, spiders are gross and scary, and crabs are delicious and tasty. wtf?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:58:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:57:21 EST (#)
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+2 because that thing scares the shit out of me,
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:30:42 EST (#)
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They sell coconut crabs here in the Vietnamese grocery stores - imagine a bowling ball with 3 foot legs and claws - they're scary
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:12:55 EST (#)
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And remember not to act afraid. Animals can smell fear. And they
don't like it.
-- Homer Simpson
The Call of the Simpsons
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Sometimes the quotes are just too perfect.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:05:13 EST (#)
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My wife's cousin did that job last year up by Alaska, deep sea crab fishing, for about 4-5 months. Needless to say he's a crazy fuck, but he sure did have a lot of good stories to tell when he came back home to Missouri.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:38:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:34:37 EST (#)
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Plus, I've got my special Emo-Strength.
It's like Tard-Strength, but with a lot more sighing.
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This made me laugh a little bit out loud (I think the young kids call it, LOLing?).
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:34:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:22:04 EST (#)
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you sure about that CJ. Your head looks kinda coconutty.
the crab might have the edge.
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Nonsense.
I AM LIKE UNTO DEATH FOR YE KRAKEN OF THE SEA!
DEATH, I TELLS YE!
Plus, I've got my special Emo-Strength.
It's like Tard-Strength, but with a lot more sighing.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:25:20 EST (#)
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Sweet Zombie Christ
http://sparklette.net/archives/261/crab.jpg
You were painfully correct.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:22:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:16:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:12:24 EST (#)
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that's gigantic.
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Creep hears that a lot.
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True story. Best seller.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:22:04 EST (#)
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you sure about that CJ. Your head looks kinda coconutty.
the crab might have the edge.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:21:29 EST (#)
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I bet they would make excellent watch dogs.
Can you imagine one of those monsters roaming around the yard and sizing up a trespasser?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:17:51 EST (#)
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Gimmee a ball-peen hammer and a loincloth.
I WANTZ TO FIGHT IT!
RRRAAAWWRR!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:17:45 EST (#)
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Who U calling a bicth?!
Bicth.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:16:29 EST (#)
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seriously who lets a spider bite get that bad for a picture?
"ok Bob, hold still"
"Ow! fuck! it bit me."
"good,good. now don't do anything for oh..10 days or so."
"um, OK"
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:13:18 EST (#)
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I google image searched for Japanese Spider Crab and found this.
http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/brown_recluse_spider_bite_Day10.jpg
Holy Shit, Batman.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:06:58 EST (#)
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YOU!!!
YOU, BICTH, I'M TALKIN TO YOU!
post something.
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:59:22 PST (#)
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EEEEK!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:02:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:50:07 EST (#)
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At this point I realize that she doesn't get the joke, and I didn't want to get her mad at me for mocking her, so I say into thin air, "Okay, thanks for calling, bye!". Then I turn to her and ask what she needs.
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WOW.
Corn, that was awesome. I actually heard your voice in my head when I read that.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:01:20 EST (#)
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japanese spider crabs are the largest crabs..and the creepiest
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:01:11 EST (#)
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Ha, try putting THAT in a pot of boiling water you cruel crustacean-cooking fucks.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:59:22 EST (#)
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EEEEK!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:58:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:55:31 EST (#)
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AHHH--"afirmativeaction/gotthejobbecausehesBlack"--CHOO!!
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Truth
QFT.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:57:39 EST (#)
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Looks painfully tasty.
Ralph Wiggum: "My tongue tastes like burning"
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:55:31 EST (#)
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AHHH--"afirmativeaction/gotthejobbecausehesBlack"--CHOO!!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:53:35 EST (#)
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thats why I'm an OUTSIDE sales guy.
stupid people blow
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:53:26 EST (#)
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Haha! oh Corny McNugget, that is awesome.
And Fallen, from what I gather, the astute young fellow who didn't know where Jamaica was is black and he also got fired shortly after my roommate shared with us his story of intellectual woe. I think he got fired because he wasn't very smart which begs the question of how he got the job in the first place.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:50:07 EST (#)
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Here's another one:
We have to wear wireless headsets at work. These are hooked up to our normal phones, and there's a little contraption on the phone that lifts the receiver when we're on a call. when we're not on a call the receiver sits in the cradle.
So when you want to know if someone is on the phone, you just look at their desk phone to see if the receiver is on the hook or not.
Everyone has this figured out except my boss, who always comes rushing up and mouths "Are you on the phone?!?!?!" and holds the her hand up to her head, mimicing a phone.
The other day I was at my desk and my headset was sitting right in front of me, on my desk. She runs up and mouths, "ARE YOU ON THE PHONE!?!. Thinking that she'd soon notice that I wasn't even wearing my headset, I smile and go "Oh yeah!".
So she goes, "Okay, I'll wait". Then I kinda laugh again and motion to my headset. She just stands there patiently.
At this point I realize that she doesn't get the joke, and I didn't want to get her mad at me for mocking her, so I say into thin air, "Okay, thanks for calling, bye!". Then I turn to her and ask what she needs.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:49:30 EST (#)
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have you friend call a Jamaican an African.
see how many of them scopes get crammed into his anus by an irate Jamaican.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:47:36 EST (#)
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wooo!! sadly, I pity you a bit now. Although I've heard dumb things like that 'round my workplace too.
sigh
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:47:15 EST (#)
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haha. Corn Nugget's review reminds me of my roommate. He works on night vision scopes for the military and he works with a person who strongly believes that Jamaica is in Africa. Let that sink in for a moment.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:46:53 EST (#)
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Alaskan King Crab Legs are my second favorite food, behind cheeseburgers but ahead of Cheez-Its.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:46:38 EST (#)
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Well, I had to make sure you knew there was still funny around here.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:45:16 EST (#)
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thanks for the chuckle corn..
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:44:11 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115103#2655912
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haha
Awesome.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:44:03 EST (#)
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almost clicked the link.
almost
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:43:00 EST (#)
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I've seen bigger crabs before.
http://tinyurl.com/cob77
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:42:19 EST (#)
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AAAAAHAHA Corinne
Where the fuck do you work? How do people that stupid get through life without accidentally killing themselves?
Oh well, I had to ask someone how the primary elections work today.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:41:23 EST (#)
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nurrrrr
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:40:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:38:39 EST (#)
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Duh, everyone knows Portugal and Brazil are the same thing. Just like England and America are the same. What are you, retarded?
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England and America are not the same.
Canada and America are the same.
well Canada is like America only not as cool.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:40:34 EST (#)
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AIIIEEEEE I just saw the picture of the giant goddamn crab climbing up that guy's torso and I recoiled from the screen in primal horror
DUDE THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR CHEST
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:39:00 EST (#)
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or mermaids for that matter.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:38:56 EST (#)
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An 8 KG crab?? Fuck no!!
Ohhhhh I get EXTREMELY disturbed by things that are way bigger than they should be (e.g. a spider the size of a spider? okay. spider the size of a cat? NOT OKAY!!).
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:38:39 EST (#)
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Duh, everyone knows Portugal and Brazil are the same thing. Just like England and America are the same. What are you, retarded?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:37:28 EST (#)
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Why the fuck are all the crab pics showing them out of the water hanging on trees and shit.
Like...SPIDERS!!!
Crabs should be in the water, singing with a Jamaican accent, to large breasted Meremaids.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:37:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:33:51 EST (#)
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seriously people, when did all the funny leave uber reviews?
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:35:58 EST (#)
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So, where I work, everything is divided into territories. So, for example, all of the NE accounts are mine. There is also an international department.
My boss went to international the other day and said "Here's one of your accounts" as she handed over a customer folder. "It's New Mexico".
DUN DUN DUN!!
And then yesterday she asked where Portugal was, and a lady said, "South America", and I just sat there for a second, trying to decide if I should correct her or not.
"NO, it's in Europe" I tell them.
"No, South America" the lady insists.
"No, it's by Spain, in Europe" I repeat.
"Brazil." she says, as if this is some difinitive answer to something.
"So?"
"Brazil!" She says again.
"They SPEAK Portugese in Brazil, but it is not Portugal" I say.
"No, they are the same thing" She says.
DUN DUN DUN!!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:33:51 EST (#)
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seriously people, when did all the funny leave uber reviews?
it's a sad, sad thing...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:31:31 EST (#)
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meanie
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:29:35 EST (#)
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bubba below?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:16:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:56:21 EST (#)
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Touche, Rob!
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Although the sad part that I soon realized was that my comment to HadtoBeBoring was also rather glib and pointing out that your comment was obvious was, in itself, rather obvious.
>sigh<
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:16:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:12:24 EST (#)
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that's gigantic.
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Creep hears that a lot.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:12:24 EST (#)
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that's gigantic.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:09:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:07:26 EST (#)
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+2 for the willies
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:05:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:02:10 EST (#)
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I clicked the link and looked at the pictures... I wanna know why some of those crabs are bright blue and some are bright red. Do they turn red when they're mad? Are the boys blue and the girls red? where the hell is TTOM when you need him? *lights TTOM beacon*
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If there was ever any doubt that this was a certain bitter lady....
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:03:55 EST (#)
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HEY NOW.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:03:29 EST (#)
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there's a reason for that Crystal
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:03:25 EST (#)
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Dear Christ!! She's after TTOM NOW!!!!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:02:35 EST (#)
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DUDE! no one told me this was today's camping post!
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:02:10 EST (#)
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I clicked the link and looked at the pictures... I wanna know why some of those crabs are bright blue and some are bright red. Do they turn red when they're mad? Are the boys blue and the girls red? where the hell is TTOM when you need him? *lights TTOM beacon*
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:01:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:59:17 EST (#)
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I demand to know who turned up the gay in here.
I'm waiting.
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whoever smelt it, dealt it.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:59:31 EST (#)
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silly boy....my keyboard sits atop my desk and out of my penile reach...I'm of irish ancestry you know
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:59:17 EST (#)
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I demand to know who turned up the gay in here.
I'm waiting.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:58:03 EST (#)
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Good point.
Had any AIM conversations hat didn't leave you with a sticky keyboard lately?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:57:23 EST (#)
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because your mom strolls by and it casually wafts past your 3 pizzas to your nose?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:56:37 EST (#)
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Why do I smell Summer's Eve every time Muddy shows up?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:56:21 EST (#)
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Touche, Rob!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:55:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:47:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:43:20 EST (#)
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as soon as i opened this i involuntarily kicked my foot under my desk as if something were coming for me.....i fucking hate legged things
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[insert TigerLily joke here]
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:53:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:49:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:43:23 EST (#)
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2007/09/23
Nothing like some nice, up-to-date entertainment, eh?
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Nothing like another glib comment from Had-to-BeDone, eh?
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Nothing like Rob trying to start another argument, eh?
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Nothing like the usual clusterfuck of retards on Ubersite, eh?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:52:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:49:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:47:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:43:23 EST (#)
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2007/09/23
Nothing like some nice, up-to-date entertainment, eh?
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Nothing like another glib comment from Had-to-BeDone, eh?
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Nothing like Rob trying to start another argument, eh?
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Nothing like cornnugget pointing out the obvious, eh?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:49:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:47:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:43:23 EST (#)
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2007/09/23
Nothing like some nice, up-to-date entertainment, eh?
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Nothing like another glib comment from Had-to-BeDone, eh?
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Nothing like Rob trying to start another argument, eh?
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:48:50 EST (#)
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i wanna eat it
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:43:23 EST (#)
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2007/09/23
Nothing like some nice, up-to-date entertainment, eh?
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Nothing like another glib comment from Had-to-BeDone, eh?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:47:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:43:20 EST (#)
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as soon as i opened this i involuntarily kicked my foot under my desk as if something were coming for me.....i fucking hate legged things
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[insert TigerLily joke here]
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:43:23 EST (#)
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2007/09/23
Nothing like some nice, up-to-date entertainment, eh?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:43:20 EST (#)
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as soon as i opened this i involuntarily kicked my foot under my desk as if something were coming for me.....i fucking hate legged things
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:42:26 EST (#)
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My-fried-John-what-used-to-be-alive has a brother that lives in American Samoa. He says they're those coconut crabs all over the island, hiding in the grass, crawling into the houses through the screens. They will cut your toes right the fuck off. They are badass.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:40:54 EST (#)
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that's GOT to be some good eatin'
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:39:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's flippin' awesome.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
King Crab, MMMM.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:38:13 EST (#)
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that thing is badass!!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:37:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
zoinks