Uber Rex. (1065 hits)
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Submitted by ? (View user info) at 2008-02-20 15:34:45 EST
Most of you retards suck. Get a life, a blow job and a girlfriend and maybe you will be cool.
Being on uber all the time is precisely why none of you have a "Girlfriend".
Hah!
I scoff at you with my arrogance. So to those of you who don't like Perkman fuck you!
Hah! I scoff again in you're very vernacular.
You better scream for "Tiresias" about the Ides' of March.
Or else read "On the road" to understand my rage. You're all a drain on society. All of you!
You worship a 'deity" who is a man that is lonely in his late 40's telling you how good he has it. If he had it so good why would he be on a website for sociopath weirdo's?
You're prince is a stinky, greasy, Crisco eating, fat, loser. Who else but the essence of one who loves Greek cooking could indulge this?
It would behoove you uber to leave this very place. I come here for boredom and to write horrible stories with horrible grammar, syntax, and thoughts. It is a place to take me off a pedestal that I live on in real life.
Everyone needs a little shit don't they? So go back to letting a giant, piggy, gordo headed, loser, fat, chubby, ugly, soccer loving, and pansy run around here like he owns the place.
Didn't they tell you to smack the fat kid? You just can't have him running around eating everything, and crying and whining about everything and one.
I can tell a lot of the kids here were teased unmercifully in school. I know who they are the deep, dark, troubled, retards with black eye liner and anal beads. Why don't you quit crying fatty?
Didn't I tell you to smack the fat kid?
Scream to the hill tops as you let those that have no soul, or desire to accomplish anything bring you down to their level. You let these sloths and slugs live among those that could try something. Those that could change the very concept of art make something black and turn it into an off shade of gray. Thus creating a brand new fabric of creation.
This place isn't all chaos. You have some cat loving freaks around here. Yes they rant and rave about all the other races and how evil and foreign they are. While they live among them huddled up, in a small one bedroom 2 bath apartment.
They are scared of the races it is quite obvious. Isn't that what all cowards do? Just bitch?
Watch him in his corner, sucking his thumb crying into a computer with no soul, looking for someone as a semblance of longing to agree with views that in the real world are not practical and crazy. He sits there distraught and mad. He will scream into this computer with his writing trying to cleanse the populous of people less desirable.
But while everyone lives this peasant will whine. While others have kids this person will cry. His life is a waste but his cat's will get their cat food. They will give him semblance though how pathetic it is of a family. Like an old senile woman with no family, or friends to visit her.
Then there are the girl's who are pathetic. Not even average in their group of friends. So they don't post on a site with actual competition. They come to a place full of ridiculed, fat, porky, sausage fingered, deep and troubled, ugly virgins to show off tits, and boobs and maybe a shot of an below average face.
To try and get some semblance of love, or popularity that has eluded them their entire lives, they may bitch about the cheerleader but they would kill to be her.
Her perfect hair that would make Zeus himself come down and take a whiff of her 'no, no' spot. He would take her and kiss her and bore her a son of pure beauty.
These ladies know they are not desirable to the men that they really want. We are all cliché's aren't we? What woman wouldn't want a Brad Pitt type? But only certain ladies have the class to get those. So you all settle. Its just funny and pathetic how you settle for the bottom of the rung, I still live with my mom losers that frequent the uber universe.
Woe is life.
Ray Bradbury would turn in his grave if Fahrenheit Uber didn't happen. The truth is locked in between every post, the truth is within authors of the past, the truth is within those who frequent and live in the real world. Not in cliques of bullshit.
Some wish that all these posts were books and they had a special squad to set fire to their pain, and also secrets let out across the globe. If only would or could set this a blaze they think while dreading the thought they used their real name on a post.
The core of this is that a lot of people here are those who wanted to be unique and take "The Road not Taken" some even tattooing that slogan on their arm as a right of passage. But now that they reflect the road wasn't as easy, or as beaten down as they thought. The path has gotten musty, the grass has grown too tall, now they are lost sitting around wondering how the years have gotten so far.
Some feel like Oedipus doomed by foreseen event to never have a good rating or else have a written book. They try as Oedipus did to change their future but they know that it is futile. Like a stripper trying to get off the pole. It won't happen. They are mediocre.
This is the true tragedy, mediocre in writing as they are in life.
Some are content with this. Happy to barely get up and work some meaningless pathetic job with their ITT Tech, or some pathetic art degrees, proclaiming that they are smarter than the world. Other's said "fuck the world" school is for suckers and debt, and has, and will do nothing.
They aren't Bill Gates and life will pass them by. There are no secret million dollar checks in this world that is left. They will settle for some shitty 9-5 to make ends meet, and also marry some fat whore they never loved. Just to have something.
Then there are those who will strive. Like the creator of the Uber universe to fight for what they want. They idolize this man, this lord of this universe as they emulate and make posts about him, wishing, yet daring to wear the same black rimmed glasses. As they look up and see that it is 3am in the morning and their lives are so boring and pathetic that they are on uber that long.
Pondering the future and bitching about the present.
It's so easy and clever to proclaim that everyone and everything sucks. To say that the things in the world that others have worked hard for are pathetic.
It's easy to be a critique when you have created nothing, is what I have been told.
While others go out in the world and look for they're Holy Grail. You scoff and don't realize that the true "beauty" isn't in the finished product. But the beauty is within the "Beautiful Struggle" that you will never know.
Oh, Tiresias shall I be blind forever?
Shall the world fall into decadence, and pathetic ness?
It shall not. Like Brutus I come baring a knife of change and reformation. Just like the Protestants of the past. There must be a better way. There has to be.
I will come with a new scripture, a new template.
I will not go down like Henry IV and conform to the order of this universe just to be accepted. I will not, I can not.
So, true soldier I will write on, and change the very fabric of the market.
Just like Enron execs have said "We created the market"
But this time I will have money to back up my claims. There will be no bankruptcy in my literature. I shall make it rich, and full, even buoyant if it can be.
It will not be a solvent in this website but it will be the new formula. I won't let my talent trickle into the mainstream of what is accepted and let it dissolve like acid.
I will write on.
Oh, Zeus why have you forsaken my strong skill? Why have you left this place to the heathen's of pathetic ness?
You must once again strike your hand Zeus. There is falseness all around us. Those who have two or three phantoms that are thrown about. One sharing every part of the insane one's personalities and giving those a better standing than they deserve.
Giving tribute to the authors of crap, and clichés. Writer's of the same tired rhetoric.
I ask you Zeus, "Where has all the talent gone"?
Where is the scripture of "Badass Australian Cow's"?
Where are the golden plate's of "Fuck, Nerd's Jocks get what they want because they earned it".
Oh, Zeus where has the talent gone to. Where? I must be John Smith and find these golden plates. I think they may be found in Vegas. I don't know.
But the decadence needs to stop.
The DECADENCE NEEDS TO STOP!
Oh, Tiresias I am as blind as you are. I always thought this was a serious writer's forum but it is not. Oh, how this world has wronged me.
I need to go on a giant peach like James and find a new world of enchantment, wonder, awe, and exhilaration.
How would I find this?
I must leave this place Tiresias, I must go. I must leave the gates of Uber to find something knew.
I may return. I may.
But I know when I return their may be a Sphinx waiting for me.
How will I slay this Sphinx of -2's you ask Tiresias?
I know how. Zeus and others have told me.
The riddle he seeks that will let me back into the uber gates.
What is that riddle?
Syntax, Grammar, and Talent.
Plus I will use the potion of Spell check on him.
Good bye, Tiresias.
Good bye.
User Reviews
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-21 13:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not leaving. I liked this.
ManicMother +2 for actually being smart and getting this. If people would look past hating me the would see the beauty in all of this. It's clever in thought and skill. It is uber in every fabric of everyway.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-02-21 10:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf I'm not reading all that
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 09:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sometimes when people leave a company they write incredibally long letters chock full of vitriol and criticism. They invest hours into these things.
Nobody ever reads them.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-21 09:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Some people are just too literal minded for their own good.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2008-02-21 08:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As a 'tard and on behalf of all 'tards, I'll formally ask you to shut the fuck up. You're making us look stupid.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-21 08:34:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey! Um, didn't I just do this a few days ago???
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-21 08:19:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You read 'On The Road' and came up with this? Kerouac would kill you.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-21 04:36:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh perk you were an alter this whole time! You got me! Congratulations!
<weak sauce>WAY TO GO PERKMAN!!!</weak sauce>
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-21 01:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Perky, you read my advice, but you clearly havn't taken much of it. You asked for answers. I gave you answers. I hate to see you fail so hard.
If you'd like advice on something, feel free to ask, but I'd prefer it if you asked in a review on one of my posts. I'm a self absorbed attention whore, so I'll see it as soon as I get on uber.
It'll prevent you from looking like a tard to some degree, and I hate to see you be compared to one of my favorite people here. Electro is our furry king, and I'd like to have that reputation un-tarnished.
Electro, Darko '08!
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-21 00:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-20 21:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am disappointed by the reviews.
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Perfect.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-20 23:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yay for alters
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-20 23:16:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The post blows. The reviews make me sick. Perky, you are not who you pretend to be......
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-20 23:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, I just read the reviews - yeah, this has to be an alter, although it's one that's had a lot of care put into it.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-20 23:12:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
off the front page
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-20 23:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you. You are the epitome of what I hate. You're loud, you don't take any kind of criticism well, you think you're better than anyone else, and you won't listen to what other people have to say. Even when you do listen, you don't even think about it and just spout shit at us normal humans.
Fuck off with you and your entitlement, I've read some of your rants and you don't have it that well off, the most you'll ever get is a skinny whore with herpes and a crappy job just like us. The only difference is that we accept our lot and just try to do the best we can, while you live in a fantasy world of your own creation. Grow up, you sound like an 8-year-old, you moron.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-20 22:52:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You must once again strike your hand Zeus. There is falseness all around us. Those who have two or three phantoms that are thrown about. One sharing every part of the insane one's personalities and giving those a better standing than they deserve. ( Speaking about people with Alters)
I don't know how you guys don't understand this. This is Basic English 170 look to what the author is trying to tell you with subtle words and hints. Not quite revealing the truth in his words.
I don't know how you guys don't get this. Aren't you guys all the beacon of great writing? Aren't you the lords of the pen and the ink? I guess some of you aren't that great. But oh, well.
As football head would say. Off to the pubs!
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-20 22:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My new moniker when I rate.
THE DECADENCE NEEDS TO STOP! haha
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-20 22:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lungfish- you understood this. You should be in my Honors English class.
I don't understand why some people hate this so much. This post is the essence of uber at this point. I wrote it in Oedipus style because of Kaos Kings whining like a dramatic whore, don't you see? I wrote it though the form of a psycho who's only life is uber. I wrote it though those that were known in uber from the Deity (Scholngy), to the prince (Method), to the first fat kid (Apollo) to the second whiney fat kid (Kaos King). Then I got to those who are painted with a board brush (all of you) to those girls who are just here for kicks and photos ( Uber ladies that do that), then it went back to Zeus (who is Bart) and it swings back to the pathetic person who would treat uber in such a manor only a play from the time of Socrates to understand how pathetic and fruitless this all just like the entire life of Oedipus was. Then I through in writing, books, and great arts of work to show how crazy this site is by using the greatest fiction written all over the piece to show that though uber is insane, and worthless. There is a great brilliance and flair of writing here that couldn't be found anywhere else.
I hope you guys get it. Cheer! I'm off to get drunk I just took my Honors class test and I got an A. So off to the bars with the baseball boys. Hope you all liked this.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-20 21:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So to those of you who don't like Perkman fuck you!
I wonder whose alter that is...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-20 21:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am disappointed by the reviews.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-20 21:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Deliciously psychotic.
Now to read the reviews.
Oh yeah...Bradbury lives yet.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-02-20 21:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Daddy must be so proud.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-20 20:26:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-20 19:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Those of you who keep correcting this motherfucker's grammar - are you completely unaware he's making those mistakes intentionally just to piss you off?
YOUR WASTING YOU'RE BREATH.
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Nice play on grammar, Willard.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-20 20:24:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have never wanted a -12 button more than now.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-02-20 20:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Beat it, Rex.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-20 20:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ewe our an unedjumacatted foul...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-20 20:09:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't read.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-20 20:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:40:13 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
forensic girl- ahahaha your right.
I can write well when I have too.
you are barely literate
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-20 20:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-02-20 18:36:17 CST (#)
Ranking: -2
I met my girlfriend, became engaged to her and married her all while being a member of this site over the last 4 years. So you're point is null sir.
ditto, i also worked hard and raised my income around 400%, bought two houses and made several investments.
imagine that eh? being online just making up a part of a persons life.
man, this boy is stupid.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-20 19:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
John McCain was schtupping a lobbyist during his 2000 run for President!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
President Obama baby!
+2s all around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In related news, Bill Clinton urges no "rush to judgment."
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-02-20 19:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-02-20 19:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I met my girlfriend, became engaged to her and married her all while being a member of this site over the last 4 years. So you're point is null sir.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-20 19:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Those of you who keep correcting this motherfucker's grammar - are you completely unaware he's making those mistakes intentionally just to piss you off?
YOUR WASTING YOU'RE BREATH.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-20 19:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've read "On the road" and I still don't understand your rage.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-20 19:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
forensic girl- ahahaha your right.
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT'S YOU'RE
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO BE TOLD THIS BEFORE IT STARTS TO GEL?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off you shower of shite
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I once had this comment left on a post of mine:
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-14 21:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
this is sort of like a post Perkman would do.
you know, if he actually had a working brain cell and the ability to use the language correctly and came off as being a halfway likable guy who was going to do something worthwhile with his life, or at the very least remain a fairly likable guy.
yep. JUST like a Perkman post as long as you added all that stuff. and deleted the extra chromosome and went back in time and prevented his parents from dropping him on his head so many fucking times.
just like that.
yeah.
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I had a little chuckle.
BTW, considering you've posted more than I have even thought I've been here a year longer, I'd say you fit right in with the "nerds, pimply fat kids, and 40-year olds who live with their parents" that everyone seems to think inhabit the internet.
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i had a little chuckle writing it.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
forensic girl- ahahaha your right.
I can write well when I have too.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:35:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't read it.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can write good when I want to.
I believe it's well, as in "I can write well when I want." I don't believe you have to add the "to" at the end.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe you guys dont' see the irony in this post? It is uber. This is Uber Rex.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, not an alter. Just a lazy fuck.
I can write good when I want to. But I usually just half ass these posts. If I wanted to be serious with writing I would be using MLA format like this was english class. But it is not.
So you get what I give you.
Submitted by BlazinBull (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this a suicide note?
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is funny. I found this clever, amusing, and also spoke about uber in the way Kao Kings whines about it all the time. I really did take the essence of uber as of right now and show it through this post.
The whineing, the taking it way to seriously, the pleading.
Honestly whenever someone bitches about uber I think of old greek plays that are really that damn dramtic. Like Are you serious? You understand this is a website of crap?
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Not only do we understand it, we embrace it. You just own understand the murky depths of our socialism, the communist lows of our depravity. You see, this website IS a piece of crap that we all, joyfully, consume.
Perkman, keep posting and one day soon you'll be there amongst us as our bowels let loose and with mouths open wide we feast on a trough of our collected defecate. These illusions of distance you see are just that, tools used to fool the uninitiated. The coprophagus neophyte that lacks the will-power to join us in our true passion will forever remain just that, some anonymous newbie. But one day Perkman, when you've ripened like three baskets of Jalapeno poppers in Bart's stomach you'll join us. Oh yes PerkMan, you'll be one of us.
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Alter.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is funny. I found this clever, amusing, and also spoke about uber in the way Kao Kings whines about it all the time. I really did take the essence of uber as of right now and show it through this post.
The whineing, the taking it way to seriously, the pleading.
Honestly whenever someone bitches about uber I think of old greek plays that are really that damn dramtic. Like Are you serious? You understand this is a website of crap?
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:38:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The hate for talent is unmistakeble.
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bawhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahh ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahah ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ha
gotta give you a plus 2 for making me laugh my ass off
you got less talent then the resin under my fingernails
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The hate for talent is unmistakeble.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Other's will live on and doing, what they have been, doing, will they do, what they're wanting's are tellings them!!!!
SISYPHUS! OEDIPUS! VENI VEDI VICI! HOMER! JASON! RAW RAW RAW.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:30:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Y'know, I refrained from commenting on your last post (Which, by the way, was pretty much the worst thing I've read. Ever.) because I was beginning to feel sorry for you.
***PAUSE***
Think about that for a second. The King Emo felt sorry for you.
***UNPAUSE***
Thanks for pushing the reset button and letting me detest you all over again.
Dork.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is retarded.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep- I really am perkman. Perk the "Perkiest of men" man.
So what did you guys think?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
way to use an alter beeltea
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no prob. anytime.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
way to use an alter beeltea- You still suck fat cocks.
Ewwwwwww
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Funny thing about this piece is that if you read it. You can tell who is being mentioned in the post and everything in this pertains to uber in every way.
Everyone is mentioned with a broad brush or with a straight finger.
Hah! No talent my ass! I Scoff at you! (in stewy griffen voice)
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTFINRAT
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Beeltea- You suck fat cocks.
Eewwwwww
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:08:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
didn't read it
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy- Oh, this was all tongue and cheek. No hard feelings meant by this. I still admire you for having those photos with the raider's chicks.
But the part about Apollo is not tongue and cheek. I actually do believe it. You suck Football Head!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PerkMan loves to Perk???
Hmmmm....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait a second...You're an alter??? I thought you were just a retard.
WHY WASN'T SHLONGY ALERTED TO THIS. I WILL HAVE MY ASSISTANT GET BART ON THE PHONE IMMEDIATELY AND I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
...Tomorrow, as I'm about to take off and go watch the Accenture Match Play. Tiger's losing to the 64 seed.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-20 16:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
seriously, stop the behoovering.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Methods hate post would be so much better.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy- Honestly, I have to keep these posts within the essence of Perkman as the man, the myth and the legend. My usurious use of bad grammar, syntax and not knowing the difference between they're, their, or there is part of the unique essence of Perkman. It would behoove me to change these errors in my writing but if I did then I wouldn't be the Perkman you have all came to love and hate. So I keep up with this. It would behoove you, Shlongy to just read and enjoy the Perky goodness.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
man you wouldnt know what pussy was if it hit you in the face
just give me your address and i will come out and beat the angst out of ya
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:57:00 EST (#)
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weight, I thawt weed all decided this was an altar. I 4got whose tho
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:56:46 EST (#)
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I think he called me a "deity" but I'm fairly certain he doesn't have a fucking clue what it means.
But "lonely"??? tee fucking hee
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:55:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm with Method.
This clearly can't be a real person.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:55:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This "knew style" is just as retarded and uncomprehensible as the "olde style".
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:54:00 EST (#)
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He called me the fat greek prince of ubersite, I love him
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:52:22 EST (#)
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You just keep getting more and more better.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:52:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:38:15 EST (#)
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Dude there's no fucking way you're for real. NO WAY. I refuse to believe it.
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See through.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:52:15 EST (#)
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MY I's!!!!
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Just a knew style.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:52:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:51:28 EST (#)
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Oedipus has a hot mom.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I never read this moron's posts - they're unreadable - but...IS HE TALKING ABOUT SHLONGY UP THERE???
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:50:47 EST (#)
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That's it.
I'm writing in Perkman for President.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:50:00 EST (#)
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nah, not really a goodbye post. Just a knew style.
We had to read " On the road" and we had this huge debate on Oedipus or something in my honors class.
I thought it would be clever. oh, Zeus is Bart by the way. Just a new take on something old. Enjoy -2, and cuss me out. That's how I like it.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:48:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:47:08 EST (#)
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is this a "good bye uber" post?
Ghey.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"There will be no bankruptcy in my literature. I shall make it rich, and full, even buoyant if it can be."
You still don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." Fuck off.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I once had this comment left on a post of mine:
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-14 21:48:34 EST (#)
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this is sort of like a post Perkman would do.
you know, if he actually had a working brain cell and the ability to use the language correctly and came off as being a halfway likable guy who was going to do something worthwhile with his life, or at the very least remain a fairly likable guy.
yep. JUST like a Perkman post as long as you added all that stuff. and deleted the extra chromosome and went back in time and prevented his parents from dropping him on his head so many fucking times.
just like that.
yeah.
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I had a little chuckle.
BTW, considering you've posted more than I have even thought I've been here a year longer, I'd say you fit right in with the "nerds, pimply fat kids, and 40-year olds who live with their parents" that everyone seems to think inhabit the internet.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:43:19 EST (#)
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sigh, another list I didn't make it onto...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:40:48 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:39:08 EST (#)
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DON'T BE SO BUYIST!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:38:15 EST (#)
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Dude there's no fucking way you're for real. NO WAY. I refuse to believe it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU, Webster
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:36:07 EST (#)
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LOL