My Cows Will Fuck You Up (870 hits)
Category: Politics -> RepublicansRating: -0.05 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Director (View user info) at 2008-02-20 22:00:15 EST
Yes. This is a repost.
Yes. One post per day, NooB.
Yes. I suck.
Yes. I'm bored out of my mind at the moment.
Yes. I crave Uber attention.
Or something.
wah wah wah.
User Reviews
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-04 13:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wank
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 03:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No srsly... You're a bodybuilding jailmates sex toy... but the alcohol and lack of wife/life numbs the pain.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-22 03:45:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-22 01:40:48 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-21 11:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And that was a rhetorical question, FTW.
'OMG orphelia actually rates posts AND enters into discussions concerning the posts. Fancy that! A person, actually reviewing posts on a website that is basically a reviewing of posts site! Ban her!'
I am in a terribly bad mood, but I ain't sorry.
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I calls it like I sees it, you don't have to get your panties in a twist.
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I counted, over half the posts on the front page don't have any comments left by me.
So you sees it wrong, dude.
And for the last time, I don't wear panties, so I can't get them in a twist now, can I?
Everyone picks on me. :(
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-21 20:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-21 11:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And that was a rhetorical question, FTW.
'OMG orphelia actually rates posts AND enters into discussions concerning the posts. Fancy that! A person, actually reviewing posts on a website that is basically a reviewing of posts site! Ban her!'
I am in a terribly bad mood, but I ain't sorry.
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I calls it like I sees it, you don't have to get your panties in a twist.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 17:44:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NO JIZZ FOR YOU!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck you little sally!
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gullible below.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-20 22:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Because I've read this post before... I mean. What if I posted my MS Paint drawing again? Well, nothing would happen really, but that's my point.
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no, but you should try doing it under a different account. Then you would just confuse the hell out of everybody.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-21 11:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And that was a rhetorical question, FTW.
'OMG orphelia actually rates posts AND enters into discussions concerning the posts. Fancy that! A person, actually reviewing posts on a website that is basically a reviewing of posts site! Ban her!'
I am in a terribly bad mood, but I ain't sorry.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-21 11:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sounds more Northern Irish to me.
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:38:47 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-21 05:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rip off of what? I am not an Uber nerd so I don't know old posts. I thought he meant repost of his stuff which is fine. Oh I hand out the +2s like candy.
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Not an Uber nerd, yet, I see your name about 5 times on almost every post I read?
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Bullshit, cunt. I don't rate half this shit on here. Oh why am I explaining myself to you?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-21 11:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-21 03:04:10 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
<affects Scottish accent>
Hoo noo broon coo?
</affeahcts Scoottish acceahnt>
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Sounds more Northern Irish to me.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-21 10:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-21 05:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rip off of what? I am not an Uber nerd so I don't know old posts. I thought he meant repost of his stuff which is fine. Oh I hand out the +2s like candy.
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Not an Uber nerd, yet, I see your name about 5 times on almost every post I read?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-02-21 08:38:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
eh
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-21 08:30:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, lets crap on the noobs for not knowing the complete history of uber and every account EVER. how very dare we. :)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-21 08:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-21 08:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<ahem> Director= Ebola May/ PokeyPecker
And fuck you losers, I enjoyed the cow post the first time, and I'm enjoying it now.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 08:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-21 04:07:45 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 11:23:09 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Isn't Director the same as PokeyPecker? Either way, fuck him/them. Learn to spell, Drunky.
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Oh come on Em,no nOOb would know that! Alter!! Who are you?? ;0)
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Shut the hell up, DreamWeaver. How long will I be called a n00b? I may be supremely untalented but I have a great memory for inane alterrific details.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-21 07:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are the "poorer man's" Sicosemen.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-21 07:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 11:23:09 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Isn't Director the same as PokeyPecker? Either way, fuck him/them. Learn to spell, Drunky.
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Oh come on Em,no nOOb would know that! Alter!! Who are you?? ;0)
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 06:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Isn't Director the same as PokeyPecker? Either way, fuck him/them. Learn to spell, Drunky.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-21 06:17:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That is indeed, a rip off on an epic scale.
Anyway, I rate beeltea a +2 for this entry. I am all for horny. Good luck in round 3!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-21 05:37:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
orphelia... http://www.ubersite.com/m/74450
anyhow, here is my second round ubertines post:
She would only kiss him if he demanded so.
She talked non-stop about sex. Who she had done it with. Where they had done it. how many times they had done it. How many other people had been involved with when she did it.
As if that would bother me.
Oh yes; there were always many other people involved.
Okay, so it does bother me. What of it?
She talked about morals. We all set our own moral standards, I suppose.
What are morals, anyway?
She decided that morals are "more alls"...
An interpretation that I don't necessarily agree with.
But I went with it, at the time.
Because I love pussy.
And I mean not just the brazillian waxed blonde type of shit,
but all of it.
Pussy, in general. Even the unkempt brunette "I'm sorry you have to see it" type of pussy.
Sorry for getting randy, ubersite. I realize that some of you aren't ready for this type of thing.
Because most of you are teenagers.
AND I don't even have any jokes.
Kill me, kill me now.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-21 05:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rip off of what? I am not an Uber nerd so I don't know old posts. I thought he meant repost of his stuff which is fine. Oh I hand out the +2s like candy.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-02-21 04:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
COWS ARE GONNA KILL ME.... BISEXUALS ARE GONNA KILL ME
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-21 04:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-21 04:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I thought this was very lovely. Why the low rating? 1 per day doesn't count if your account is years old. And i wouldn't have known it was an old post.
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Well, this post is a complete rip-off. that's why the low rating.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 04:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I enjoy cow humor, but Pigdick can't spell, and it's consistently annoying.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-21 04:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So let me get this straight...
you didn't want anybody to see this... http://www.ubersite.com/m/115110
So you posted this right after? That is weak.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-21 04:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I thought this was very lovely. Why the low rating? 1 per day doesn't count if your account is years old. And i wouldn't have known it was an old post.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-21 03:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you're not cj
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-21 01:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How can 4 penis cow be sad?
It has 4 penii
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-21 00:18:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This soup is cold! Bring me a fresh one, BOY!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-20 23:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm starting to feel like I've been here to long when I recognize posts that most other current users don't seem to.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-20 23:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
will diddle your niece or nephew for free below
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-20 22:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Staring" in WHAT?? LEARN TO SPELL,YOU FUCKING M0RON!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-20 22:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I wouldn't have rated this, but the Hillary Clinton one was mildly amusing, have a +1.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-20 22:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
are you allowed to keep cows in govt subsidized housing?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-20 22:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Post your Paints again. I'm sure I missed some and I'd like to see them.
Sheesh.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-20 22:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Making fun of downers instant -2.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-20 22:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Because I've read this post before... I mean. What if I posted my MS Paint drawing again? Well, nothing would happen really, but that's my point.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-20 22:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why not?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-20 22:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah but... Why?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-20 22:04:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
<affects Scottish accent>
Hoo noo broon coo?
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