How Retarded is Too Retarded? (971 hits)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2008-02-21 02:42:10 EST
I've been seeing an uprise in the ammount of tard porn I've been coming across. It's not so much disturbing, because tards need love too, but it is fascinating that more and more people are developing a tard fetish.
While I'm sure that people do like tards, is the number really growing that much, or is more content being released?
How far down the intelligence slope are you willing to go? The dumb blonde is ok, but is the blonde with crayons up her nose just as fuckable? Sure she has all the right parts. Tab A into slot B and all, but is she consciously aware of what's really going on, and are you ok with that? It's not the same as a drunk girl, because she's like that for life, not just till she wakes up with a hangover.
If you're a fan of tits, and hers are huge, would it bother you that you convinced her to take it off for a bag of skittles? I may just ask what she'd do for a Klondike bar.
Would you trust her to suck you off? My fear is that she'd get all "teethy" on me.
What if you got one pregnant? I'm not willing to change two diapers, let alone one.
Would it creep you out if she started to drool on you? First thought: Eww. Second thought: Saliva does make great anal lube? Third thought: Well, at least she hasn't shit in the bed. *moments later* Dear god, she shit the bed! How can they not control that by now?
Does it matter if she's eighteen or not? It's still the mental level of a third grader, so how much does age really count for here?
Can you stare into their soul-less eyes? I can't for too long, else I start to laugh. Then I've got to deal with those preaching assholes who blather on and on about "morals" and "politically correct" and "I could hurt their feelings" and "sensitivity" and how they're related to one. It's not my fault they're defensive about being part of a tainted gene pool.
Would you call her back? I don't think I'd call her back, because the phone noise might scare her.
Seriously, what the hell?
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Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2008-02-22 21:58:49 EST (#)
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The fact that you seek out tard porn is very disturbing. I assert that the amount of tard porn is not increasing, but rather you are seeking it out, you sick fuck.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-22 12:08:00 EST (#)
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You're an asshole for destroying my precious innocence. I wasn't aware of this before, and I really, really wish I wasn't aware of it now.
Funny as hell though.
Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-02-21 21:57:42 EST (#)
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I say retards can shag if they want to, and star in porn if they want to.....unless they're retarded enough to qualify for one of their relatives getting power of attorney, in which case sex yes, but not if someone is trying to profit from it in anyway.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-21 17:49:06 EST (#)
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and here I thought the Japanese were a tad for liking girls with boy parts who have anal sex with boys who are voiced by girls. That's still pretty fucking odd, but this is possibly odder. And hopefully punished by something funny like castration. :(
Which I'm sure the Japanese are also into, BTW.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 17:48:51 EST (#)
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NO JIZZ FOR YOU!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 17:36:23 EST (#)
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Hurty, thanks for clearing all that up for me. I do not approve of this post.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-21 17:13:03 EST (#)
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This post is retarded...
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:45:37 EST (#)
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Auto Fashion School Dropout Shirt on a Retard +2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:21:10 EST (#)
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The eclipse was awesome. Thanks FG.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:06:04 EST (#)
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ewww. 'Tard porn' ? that's the unsexiest thing I ever heard. I've never once sat there and thought - 'Hmm, you know what, this porn would be sooo much better if a downs syndrome girl was getting fucked up the ass'
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2008-02-21 13:40:30 EST (#)
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I am now going to google 'tard porn'(does this make me evil?)
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-21 13:12:48 EST (#)
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This was great, but does retard porn actually exist?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-21 11:52:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:21:45 GMT (#)
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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-21 10:14:57 EST (#)
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I was unaware of such a thing and would have preferred to stay that way. Thanks a lot.
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You'd better steer clear of pony play as well then.
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Pony play is nothing compared to Tard porn, nothing. Sissy discipline stuff is pretty fucked up, as is the work of a certain user on xtube.com called Roxina Rubber.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-02-21 11:50:21 EST (#)
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I don't think I've ever seen 'trad porn, however I have seen porn made for tards. Also I watched the 'First ever 300 pond ganbang' last weekend, it is a comedic masterpiece mixed in with vomit inducing sex. The ubersite of internet porn, if you will.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 10:21:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-21 10:14:57 EST (#)
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I was unaware of such a thing and would have preferred to stay that way. Thanks a lot.
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You'd better steer clear of pony play as well then.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-21 10:14:57 EST (#)
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I was unaware of such a thing and would have preferred to stay that way. Thanks a lot.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 10:07:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-21 09:58:55 EST (#)
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Stop putting words in my mouth BERTY. I may be presumptuous with my diagnosis, but I never said it had anything to do with tard porn.
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Sorry. I'm just not myself today.
So what's your take on steak's mind meat?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-21 10:05:52 EST (#)
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It saddens me on such a grand scale that people will watch pornos starring retards.
Just one more step to becoming like Idiocracy.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-21 10:05:41 EST (#)
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Rule 34
But my god, i hope this is the one exception.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-21 09:58:55 EST (#)
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Stop putting words in my mouth BERTY. I may be presumptuous with my diagnosis, but I never said it had anything to do with tard porn.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 09:55:33 EST (#)
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Oh? Because he looks at tard porn?
I'll tell you now that I shall defend Steak's right to view retard pornography with my dying breath!
Wherever there is menace towards the mentally ill, I shall be waiting in the shadows to get you!
Whenever there is a mentally ill person abused and downtrodden I shall be ready to shine them up nice and set them on a path for justice!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-21 09:44:24 EST (#)
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I mean I think ilikesteak has a touch of the crazy.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 09:39:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-21 09:32:25 EST (#)
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Every post of yours I read just reinforces my opinion that you have an undiagnosed developmental disorder.
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Oh? How do you mean?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-21 09:32:25 EST (#)
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Every post of yours I read just reinforces my opinion that you have an undiagnosed developmental disorder.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 09:28:34 EST (#)
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Sorry nelly, only playing.
I don't see what the confusion/disgust over tard porn is all about really. It's merely masculine empowerment porn of a different hue.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-21 09:26:13 EST (#)
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"Results 1 - 20 of about 210,000 for tard porn. (0.16 seconds) "
I weep for google.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-21 09:21:55 EST (#)
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"Tard porn?"
Are you serious? Such a thing exists?
For the love of all that is good and holy I sure hope you're kidding.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-21 09:19:20 EST (#)
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Sorry, I'm not much of a dancer. I'm also fairly certain I don't own a shawl.
And my body is not genderless!
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-21 09:11:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 08:49:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-21 07:41:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 07:32:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-21 05:21:23 EST (#)
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"I've been seeing an uprise in the ammount of tard porn I've been coming across."
Funnily enough, I've always managed to avoid it.
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I, personally, have always suspected you were gender neutral. Totally smooth, like a ken doll. No real hair. Formless body.
You would make an awesome swimmed if you worked out more.
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Berty, I had no idea you were entertaining these thoughts. Frankly, I'm a little worried.
I'm going to have to deny the gender neutral accusation, but I do have a couple of swimming medals from my time in the Scouts, so you're not completely mistaken. I'm happy to report that I'm not a hairy man but I have been working out and do, in fact, look pretty fucking good these days.
But please stop thinking of me in these ways.
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The knowledge that your body is both genderless and athletic serves only to inflame my curiosity.
I believe a youtube video of you dancing wearing naught but a shawl is in order.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-21 08:38:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 13:34:38 GMT (#)
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Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-02-21 05:26:54 PST (#)
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I can honestly say for myself I've never seen ány tard porn.
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This post is, well, retarded, but what is this: "ány"?
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ány is an interesting Scandinavian word comprising both punctuation and vocabulary. Roughly translated it means "... I'm lying, I watch fuckloads of "; this gives the true meaning of the sentence as,
"I can honestly say for myself I've never seen... I'm lyingm I watch fuckloads of tard porn."
Hope this helps!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 08:34:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-02-21 05:26:54 PST (#)
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I can honestly say for myself I've never seen ány tard porn.
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This post is, well, retarded, but what is this: "ány"?
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2008-02-21 08:31:27 EST (#)
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I'll ask my wife.
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She says, "Retarded enough to try to pick up a car is too retarded".
Some 'tards are quite strong and don't know their limits. This is something to consider when putting your peener in one.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-02-21 08:26:54 EST (#)
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I can honestly say for myself I've never seen ány tard porn.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-21 08:20:53 EST (#)
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Wonderfully wrong...
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-21 07:41:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 07:32:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-21 05:21:23 EST (#)
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"I've been seeing an uprise in the ammount of tard porn I've been coming across."
Funnily enough, I've always managed to avoid it.
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I, personally, have always suspected you were gender neutral. Totally smooth, like a ken doll. No real hair. Formless body.
You would make an awesome swimmed if you worked out more.
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Berty, I had no idea you were entertaining these thoughts. Frankly, I'm a little worried.
I'm going to have to deny the gender neutral accusation, but I do have a couple of swimming medals from my time in the Scouts, so you're not completely mistaken. I'm happy to report that I'm not a hairy man but I have been working out and do, in fact, look pretty fucking good these days.
But please stop thinking of me in these ways.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 07:32:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-21 05:21:23 EST (#)
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"I've been seeing an uprise in the ammount of tard porn I've been coming across."
Funnily enough, I've always managed to avoid it.
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I, personally, have always suspected you were gender neutral. Totally smooth, like a ken doll. No real hair. Formless body.
You would make an awesome swimmed if you worked out more.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-21 05:21:23 EST (#)
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"I've been seeing an uprise in the ammount of tard porn I've been coming across."
Funnily enough, I've always managed to avoid it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-21 04:35:08 EST (#)
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Everybody needs loving even (or perhaps especially) dim people.
Submitted by Tjhom (user info) at 2008-02-21 04:26:33 EST (#)
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Sick, depraved, disgusting
true...?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-21 04:09:15 EST (#)
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I think you just answered your own question
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-21 03:57:14 EST (#)
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You post too much. I am beginning to regret the +2 for life thing hehe
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-21 03:28:08 EST (#)
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No, it isn't.
That was for emphasis.
How do you not get this by now, fuckhead?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-21 03:15:12 EST (#)
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It's 'amount' fuckhead.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-21 02:47:32 EST (#)
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www.ubersite.com
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-21 02:44:47 EST (#)
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score
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-21 02:42:59 EST (#)
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I am convinced that I'll be going on the camping thing.